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Dead baby news stories.
The bodies of three babies have been found in a basement freezer in the town of Wenden, in western Germany, prosecutors say.

A woman believed to be the mother of the three has been arrested, a state prosecutor's office spokesman said.

The three were not stillborn, police said, but the cause of death and the infants' ages have not been released.

There have been several similar cases in Germany recently, including a woman jailed for killing her eight children.

The babies appeared to have died shortly after birth and were in the freezer wrapped in plastic bags, the prosecutor's office said.

Post-mortems are to be conducted to establish the cause of death, it added.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7383837.stm

First that guy having a secret family in the basement, now this. What the fuck is in the water in Germany?

Dead baby news stories.


That really shouldn't have made me chuckle.

I am never going into a german basement. :p

I am never going into a german basement. :p

What is the wurst that could happen?

I am never going into a german basement. :p

Better than an Austrian one...

I am never going into a german basement. :p

No sense of adventure.

What is the wurst that could happen?

He might meet a sour kraut?

He might meet a sour kraut?

I love you and I love this thread.

He might meet a sour kraut?

ooh! I happen to have some kielbasa on me! ....don't ask.

Dead baby news stories.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7383837.stm

First that guy having a secret family in the basement, now this. What the fuck is in the water in Germany?

Hey now! That secret-family guy and Priklopil were both Austrians. We may store dead babies in our freezers, but at least we don't keep sex slaves.

Right, that's... much better. <_<

Silly woman. You have to fillet them first!

I love you and I love this thread.

I have to do it, it's the law.

ooh! I happen to have some kielbasa on me! ....don't ask.

Enough of your boasting - it's no coincidence clowns drive those tiny cars, they're not compensating for anything :)

That really shouldn't have made me chuckle.
I know, I feel evil. :D
Ermarian;13676010']Hey now! That secret-family guy and Priklopil were both Austrians. We may store dead babies in our freezers, but at least we don't keep sex slaves.

Right, that's... much better. <_<

Bah, Germany, Austria, it's all the same. That whole general area needs to lower the dosage of their crazy pills.

Bah, Germany, Austria, it's all the same.

You wouldn't be the first to come to that conclusion, certainly.

Bah, Germany, Austria, it's all the same. That whole general area needs to lower the dosage of their crazy pills.Hitler!


:p

Hitler!


:p

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/MTG%20Forum/Hitler.jpg

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Hitler!


:p

See, Holland must be doing something right. Hardly any nutters there.

See, Holland must be doing something right. Hardly any nutters there.
There used to be, nowadays we just call them Belgians and say they're a seperate country.

There used to be, nowadays we just call them Belgians and say they're a seperate country.

This is genius.

The Holocaust.

There used to be, nowadays we just call them Belgians and say they're a seperate country.

LOL! 10!

Dead baby news stories.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7383837.stm

First that guy having a secret family in the basement, now this. What the fuck is in the water in Germany?

Shame the guy with the secret family was in Austria not Germany. And it was the south east area of Austria too, say no more.

Dead baby news stories.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7383837.stm

First that guy having a secret family in the basement, now this. What the fuck is in the water in Germany?Austria is not part of Germany.

Shame the guy with the secret family was in Austria not Germany. And it was the south east area of Austria too, say no more.

Austria is not part of Germany.

Bah, Germany, Austria, it's all the same. That whole general area needs to lower the dosage of their crazy pills.

Do people even try to read the thread before responding anymore?

Do people even try to read the thread before responding anymore?You could have avoided this by correcting the error in the OP.

Do people even try to read the thread before responding anymore?

They're German, it's a conditioned response, as in...

"Yeah, but Hitler was German"
[Arnie Voice] "Austria is not a part of Germany"

You could have avoided this by correcting the error in the OP.

I like my way better. It allows me to tell people to read the thread before they post.

They're German, it's a conditioned response, as in...

"Yeah, but Hitler was German"
[Arnie Voice] "Austria is not a part of Germany"
Australia is not part of Germany either! :p

They're German, it's a conditioned response, as in...

"Yeah, but Hitler was German"
[Arnie Voice] "Austria is not a part of Germany"
Arnold is Austrian too . . .
Or are you trying to imply that he is a Nazi and is angry that people are trying to steal his national icons?

I like my way better. It allows me to tell people to read the thread before they post.

Well so is part of the Czech Republic and part of Poland and Part of France and 60% of Switzerland and Luxembourg and a part of Italy, there are all Teutonic people. All I was saying is that you are brushing them all with the same brush, it would be like me saying all Americans are gun crazy bigots because of the actions of a few people. But if you want to bash Germans because of the actions of a few go ahead.

Arnold is Austrian too . . .
Or are you trying to imply that he is a Nazi and is angry that people are trying to steal his national icons?

Ein volk mein freund, ein volk :)

Australia is not part of Germany either! :p

Always makes me laugh that Q&A :)

Well so is part of the Czech Republic and part of Poland and Part of France and 60% of Switzerland and Luxembourg and a part of Italy, there are all Teutonic people. All I was saying is that you are brushing them all with the same brush, it would be like me saying all Americans are gun crazy bigots because of the actions of a few people. But if you want to bash Germans because of the actions of a few go ahead.

Because I was being totally serious. I think all Germans, all mainland Europeans in fact, are a bunch of psychopaths who are just waiting for the chance to kill/enslave their families and friends. :rolleyes:

Because I was being totally serious. I think all Germans, all mainland Europeans in fact, are a bunch of psychopaths who are just waiting for the chance to kill/enslave their families and friends. :rolleyes:

Yeah and I really thought you were being serious :rolleyes:

Yeah and I really thought you were being serious :rolleyes:

It certainly looked like it.

It certainly looked like it.

No not realy it just seemed like you started this thread to take a bit of a swipe at Germans, if I really thought you were serious trust me I would have posted a lot more than that. Oh well water under the bridge hey?

It certainly looked like it.

Watch out or he'll invade, that's what they do.

Watch out or he'll invade, that's what they do.

Fuckin right. Give them half a chance and its 'mind the basement', on with the spiky helmet and away they go...

Dead baby news stories.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7383837.stm

First that guy having a secret family in the basement, now this. What the fuck is in the water in Germany?

Austria is not Germany.

Watch out or he'll invade, that's what they do.

*hides in Poland*


Mwahaha, it's the last place they'd expect.

Watch out or he'll invade, that's what they do.Blouman, if I'm not much mistaken, is from Australia. And as I've stated before, that makes him not German.

Fuckin right. Give them half a chance and its 'mind the basement', on with the spiky helmet and away they go...

*wipes tears from eyes*

Funny

Blouman, if I'm not much mistaken, is from Australia. And as I've stated before, that makes him not German.

Ah, I missed the subtle point - he's still German though, I wager Poland on it.

Blouman, if I'm not much mistaken, is from Australia. And as I've stated before, that makes him not German.

That's right beware of us crazy Australians.

As for the rest of you Barringtonia, Ifreann and Nodinia, lol *shakes head* very funny guys.

Ah, I missed the subtle point - he's still German though, I wager Poland on it.Yeah. The "Austria/Australia isn't part of Germany" thing is much funnier if its understood.

Blouman, if I'm not much mistaken, is from Australia. And as I've stated before, that makes him not German.

Leonstein is German from Australia :D

Leonstein is German from Australia :DYeah, but he's not pointing out that Austria isn't part of Germany.

I think what's even worse is how the 18-year-old son discovered his dead siblings while sitting his parents' house and went foraging the freezer, looking for a pizza - and when discovering that most of the food was way beyond the expiration date (Mindeshaltbarkeitsdatum - gotta love German!), he started cleaning out the freezer and found three frozen babies at the bottom of it...
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/kuehlschrank.gif
I bet he's never going to dig pizza again, let alone touch a freezer.

Dead baby news stories.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7383837.stm

First that guy having a secret family in the basement, now this. What the fuck is in the water in Germany?

Erm, the secret family thing....

That was in Austria.

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint
of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts
flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now"
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now though" mum confides.
"Oh so sad dear" says the other.
"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".
"He's a martyr too " says mum quietly.
"Oh gracious me ...." says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers.
"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".
"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks wistfully at
the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?"

He might meet a sour kraut?

Don't you mean Liberty Cabbage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_Fries#In_the_United_States)? Or are you in league with the krauts and that damn Kaiser of theirs?!

Crap like this happens all the time, you shouldn't judge a country by a few miscileniouss incidents.


Then again in my mind Germany is a country where everyone is a Nazi dancing under strobelights snorting Nestle Quick chocolate mix.

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint
of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts
flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now"
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now though" mum confides.
"Oh so sad dear" says the other.
"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".
"He's a martyr too " says mum quietly.
"Oh gracious me ...." says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers.
"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".
"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks wistfully at
the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?"




:eek: thats horrible.....but yet so funny :D

Yeah, but he's not pointing out that Austria isn't part of Germany.
I thought you guys redeclared Anschluss when Germany re-unified, no?

Wasn't that what it was all about?

Anyway, I have a better joke :

Did you hear? Princess Di was on the radio. And the windscreen. And the steering wheel.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/MTG%20Forum/Hitler.jpg

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WIN!

I thought you guys redeclared Anschluss when Germany re-unified, no?

Wasn't that what it was all about?

Anyway, I have a better joke :

Did you hear? Princess Di was on the radio. And the windscreen. And the steering wheel.

I heard she was appearing all over Paris.

Two Middle East (....) don't they?"

What has that to do with any previous post on this thread?

What has that to do with any previous post on this thread?

The idiot wred the thread title but not the Original or any other Post.

Told joke. Is now cowering in humiliation, wishing no-one will mention it again.

Is cute. Needs one of these: weapon of self-offence (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/sniper.gif)

The idiot wred the thread title but not the Original or any other Post.

Told joke. Is now cowering in humiliation, wishing no-one will mention it again.

Is cute. Needs one of these: weapon of self-offence (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/sniper.gif)

Having read some of his posts, I can see possible truth in that. Except the "cute" bit.

What has that to do with any previous post on this thread?

It's relevant:

"What's worse than dead baby jokes?"

I was sure you would say "dead Muslim jokes".

Erm, the secret family thing....

That was in Austria.

Austria is part of Germany, everyone knows that.

Dead baby news stories.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7383837.stm

First that guy having a secret family in the basement, now this. What the fuck is in the water in Germany?

doesn't them just being german explain it?

What's worse than dead baby jokes?

Pregnancy scare!:eek:

What's worse than dead baby jokes?

Pregnancy scare!:eek:

What about links to over a thousand head-shot insurgents on Flickr?

What about links to over a thousand head-shot insurgents on Flickr?

That goes way up there, at the top, with pregnancy scare.