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Holy shnitz!:eek: Talk about the ruckus during a marital problem...

(May 6) -- In the secretive, illegal world of American polygamy, life has been good to 67-year-old Wendell Loy Nielsen of Eldorado, Texas.

By his own account, Nielsen has 21 wives -- and 36 children.

His oldest wife is 13 years older than he is, and his youngest wife is 43 years younger -- she's just 24.

His oldest child is 21 years old, and his youngest is a 6-month-old baby.

That's one of the longer, single-family genealogies uncovered in a CNN review of the "Bishop's List" -- a series of documents listing the age, marital status, children and address of the members of the Yearning for Zion polygamist ranch in Eldorado, Texas.

The ranch is owned by the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, a Mormon offshoot that practices polygamy.

The Bishop's List was found among nearly 1,000 boxes of paperwork taken from the ranch by investigators who are considering child-abuse charges against some of the sect members. Watch how the list details convoluted family trees ».

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I´m not getting into the whole ¨Do you agree with polygamy or not¨ crap. It´s already been done. I want to know, if you had 21 wives/husbands and 36 children, what would you do?

i once questioned why would a man want two wives? its like someone wanting to have two heart attacks.... BUT 21 WIVES!!!!


Thats one man who is going to heaven for his patience no mater what :D

Flee the country and never look back. Good Lord, I can't even imagine the hell that would be having two wives.

Holy shnitz!:eek: Talk about the ruckus during a marital problem...



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I´m not getting into the whole ¨Do you agree with polygamy or not¨ crap. It´s already been done. I want to know, if you had 21 wives/husbands and 36 children, what would you do?
The whole point of the unwanted visibility polygamy is getting in the media is to remind everyone that rigid traditional marriage should, will, and must be reinforced.

Holy shnitz!:eek: Talk about the ruckus during a marital problem...



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I´m not getting into the whole ¨Do you agree with polygamy or not¨ crap. It´s already been done. I want to know, if you had 21 wives/husbands and 36 children, what would you do?

Run away

Holy shnitz!:eek: Talk about the ruckus during a marital problem...



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I´m not getting into the whole ¨Do you agree with polygamy or not¨ crap. It´s already been done. I want to know, if you had 21 wives/husbands and 36 children, what would you do?

Shoot myself. I only have one spouse and one kid, and they drive me out of my freaking mind sometimes.

what would you do?
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Great. Now you've given USoA- another outlet to start the mental masturbation. Thanks for pissing on the consecrated seal people, here's a little hint: Holy wards are on certain things for certain reason.

Flee the country and never look back. Good Lord, I can't even imagine the hell that would be having two wives.

:D

I would definitely hang myself from the nearest rafters.

the man would have to have an amazing sex drive and the women would have to have very little sex drive.

the man would have to have an amazing sex drive and the women would have to have very little sex drive.
Maybe the women satisfy their libido by being bisexual. Who knows, eh?

Great. Now you've given USoA- another outlet to start the mental masturbation. Thanks for pissing on the consecrated seal people, here's a little hint: Holy wards are on certain things for certain reason.

ROFLMAO!:D

But I seriously didn´t make this thread to allow USoA´s mental masturbation.

:D

I would definitely hang myself from the nearest rafters.
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On further thought, if you and Ryadn were two of my wives I might stick around and put up with the other 19 and the rugrats...

*has more thoughts of Nanatsu & Ryadn*

:eek: excuse me...

*rushes off for another cold shower*

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I may have started my own small polygamy sect. It may have fallen apart after I hooked up with my husband when he was visiting me at school, and then a jealous wife, who wanted a piece of him, too, got mad at me. And it may be that my husband broke my heart and several of my wives hate me, and a bit of my respect has been lost in the eyes of a few people.

*blah blah*
Do it by TG, squire, we don't need to know your sexual mores.

Get a vasectomy

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On further thought, if you and Ryadn were two of my wives I might stick around and put up with the other 19 and the rugrats...

*has more thoughts of Nanatsu & Ryadn*

:eek: excuse me...

*rushes off for another cold shower*

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I would only allow that if you prance around our room wearing fishnet stockings and hot pants. Then I may praise you by doing teh Nasty with Ryadn.:D
;)

Do it by TG, squire, we don't need to know your sexual mores.

Yoot, if you don't like my posts there is an ignore function, feel free to use it.

I would only allow that if you prance around our room wearing fishnet stockings and hot pants. Then I may praise you by doing teh Nasty with Ryadn.:D
;)

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Oh, I know.:cool:

One of the thing that bothes me the most about polygamy, is the assumption that you don't get to sleep with your cowives. Sheesh. As if! I'm not sharing one cock with that many other chicks if I can't even have sex with them!

One of the thing that bothes me the most about polygamy, is the assumption that you don't get to sleep with your cowives. Sheesh. As if! I'm not sharing one cock with that many other chicks if I can't even have sex with them!

You tell it like it is, sistah!
Eithe he gives you cock, or no sharing with the other skanks!!
:p

One of the thing that bothes me the most about polygamy, is the assumption that you don't get to sleep with your cowives. Sheesh. As if! I'm not sharing one cock with that many other chicks if I can't even have sex with them!

im pretty sure thats not an official feature of the flds marriages.

but there must be an enormous amount of non-husband/wife sex going on. the women would have to wait far too long for their turn to come around.

im pretty sure thats not an official feature of the flds marriages.

but there must be an enormous amount of non-husband/wife sex going on. the women would have to wait far too long for their turn to come around.

Dildos to the rescue!!!!!

mmmm... Im starting to reconsider my position... maybe several wives isnt so bad.... Still the kids scare me.

im pretty sure thats not an official feature of the flds marriages.

but there must be an enormous amount of non-husband/wife sex going on. the women would have to wait far too long for their turn to come around.

Well I didn't see no hot three-way action on Big Love so :p

mmmm... Im starting to reconsider my position... maybe several wives isnt so bad.... Still the kids scare me.

Tie their tubes!!!

Tie their tubes!!!

The kids tubes?

What, you're not even feeding them normally?
You've got them on feeding tubes?

Which you apparently are going to tie...

You are vicious.

i once questioned why would a man want two wives? its like someone wanting to have two heart attacks.... BUT 21 WIVES!!!!


Thats one man who is going to heaven for his patience no mater what :D

A man doesn't know true happiness until he's married, by then it's too late!

:D

The kids tubes?

What, you're not even feeding them normally?
You've got them on feeding tubes?

Which you apparently are going to tie...

You are vicious.

The women´s fallopian tubes. That way, tada!! No brats. *nod*:)

21 Wives and 0 Children... I can deal with that :D

Oh wait.... Im getting it now!!!

You have 21 wives...THEY take turns to take care of the children... 12 wives can take care of 36 children (1to3 ration), two do the cleaning (it has to be a big house), two cook, three work to pay the bills and you still have two left for the threesome....WOW awesome....:eek:

Im a beliver now!:p

The women´s fallopian tubes. That way, tada!! No brats. *nod*:)

Eh, yeah, but if the operation is botched (and they are somewhat frequently, just like vasectomies), it'll just make them more fertile.

Eh, yeah, but if the operation is botched (and they are somewhat frequently, just like vasectomies), it'll just make them more fertile.
High doses of radiation are your friend. In this context.

High doses of radiation are your friend. In this context.

But what if she's a Spock's Witness?

But what if she's a Spock's Witness?
MOAR POWER TO THE GENERATOR!

21 Wives and 0 Children... I can deal with that :D

Oh wait.... Im getting it now!!!

You have 21 wives...THEY take turns to take care of the children... 12 wives can take care of 36 children (1to3 ration), two do the cleaning (it has to be a big house), two cook, three work to pay the bills and you still have two left for the threesome....WOW awesome....:eek:

Im a beliver now!:p


and on average 3 of those wives have PMS on any given day. several of them are feuding with each other and look to YOU to straighten things out. you are expected to service each wife on a regular schedule no matter how you are feeling. you have to make sure that everyone is fed, clothed, educated, and get the same amount of attention from you every day. you have 36 kids that you have to be day to day father to.

you wont have a moment to yourself for the the rest of your life

There's a man who can never use the bathroom.

There's a man who can never use the bathroom.

That's why he's so damn protective of his sock drawer.

Eh, yeah, but if the operation is botched (and they are somewhat frequently, just like vasectomies), it'll just make them more fertile.

Don´t be so pessimistic, darling.;)

and on average 3 of those wives have PMS on any given day.
If they spent any amount of time together, they'd synchronise, no?

If they spent any amount of time together, they'd synchronise, no?

A likely possibility, minus the ones who are in varying stages of menopause.

If they spent any amount of time together, they'd synchronise, no?

i wouldnt count on it.

But what if she's a Spock's Witness?

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

*Looks at thread topic.*

I'm not being a polygamist, ever,

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

*Looks at thread topic.*

I'm not being a polygamist, ever,

Yeah, think about all the child support you would have to pay if you decide to divorce the 21 wives!:eek:

and on average 3 of those wives have PMS on any given day. several of them are feuding with each other and look to YOU to straighten things out. you are expected to service each wife on a regular schedule no matter how you are feeling. you have to make sure that everyone is fed, clothed, educated, and get the same amount of attention from you every day. you have 36 kids that you have to be day to day father to.

you wont have a moment to yourself for the the rest of your life

You had to ruin my fantasy didnt you? :(

i once questioned why would a man want two wives? its like someone wanting to have two heart attacks.... BUT 21 WIVES!!!!


Thats one man who is going to heaven for his patience no mater what :D

The culture of polygamists means that your wives and children don't really annoy you much. The first 20 beatings take care of that..

So thats who has been buying all the Viagra in the state of Texas.

Hide in a corner and cry. I can usually handle 20-30 children that aren't my own for six hours a day, but it leaves me exhausted. I do not even want to think about living with them.

As for 21 wives... imagine that any given time at least five of them are OTR. That is terrifying.

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On further thought, if you and Ryadn were two of my wives I might stick around and put up with the other 19 and the rugrats...

Only if Nanatsu has the kids. I've always had child-bearing hips, but no hips were made for that many kids!

I would only allow that if you prance around our room wearing fishnet stockings and hot pants. Then I may praise you by doing teh Nasty with Ryadn.:D
;)

If I could stop laughing long enough!! :D

One of the thing that bothes me the most about polygamy, is the assumption that you don't get to sleep with your cowives. Sheesh. As if! I'm not sharing one cock with that many other chicks if I can't even have sex with them!

I bet the system would work a lot better if that was allowed. Less frustration and less jealousy. You probably spend most of your time with the other wives, I bet it gets pretty tense sometimes--and if bonobos have taught me anything, it's that nothing eases tension and bonds people like doin' it.

:D

I would definitely hang myself from the nearest rafters.

If you had 21 wives? Or 21 husbands? I doubt the latter would be any kind of improvement, I sure as hell wouldn't want to live with 21 other dudes and a bunch of children.

I want to know, if you had 21 wives/husbands and 36 children, what would you do?

Flee.

Lucky bastard...

Hide in a corner and cry. I can usually handle 20-30 children that aren't my own for six hours a day, but it leaves me exhausted. I do not even want to think about living with them.

As for 21 wives... imagine that any given time at least five of them are OTR. That is terrifying.

wouldn't their cycles sync up and all 21 be on the rag at the same time?

I want to know, if you had 21 wives/husbands and 36 children, what would you do?

Insist on a good work roster to assure we have sufficient income and a clean house.

wouldn't their cycles sync up and all 21 be on the rag at the same time?

Either this is widely over-reported, or most of the women I know are freaks of nature, because it does not happen that often. And no way would 21 of them, especially at all different ages, manage to sync up.

Either this is widely over-reported, or most of the women I know are freaks of nature, because it does not happen that often. And no way would 21 of them, especially at all different ages, manage to sync up.

Except these women are all members of a cult notorious for inbreeding. For them it could well sync. If they weren't subservient potato sacks the likes that haven't been seen since Taliban Afghanistan you'd see a whole new meaning to 21 Gun Salute.

Either this is widely over-reported, or most of the women I know are freaks of nature, because it does not happen that often. And no way would 21 of them, especially at all different ages, manage to sync up.

it happened to women in the army in basic. My understanding was they had to spend 18 hours a day together, which since this cult didn't let their women out would be the case.

Each 8 person room of females would all start bitching and complaining about each other at the same time.

Only if Nanatsu has the kids. I've always had child-bearing hips, but no hips were made for that many kids!

We can always adopt, you know.



[QUOTE=Ryadn;13675256]If I could stop laughing long enough!! :D[QUOTE]

When he told us that he appeared on a high school reenactment of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and his teacher made them all use fishnet stockings while appearing as the Transylvanians, I died laughing.

I'd start doubling up on children's names, easier to remember that way.

if you had 21 wives/husbands and 36 children, what would you do?

Kill myself.

I want to know, if you had 21 wives/husbands and 36 children, what would you do?

Cry?

Seriously, you can feel the crippling jealousy just thinking about it.

how much money does this guy have?

Yoot, if you don't like my posts there is an ignore function, feel free to use it.

next person to use this "excuse" is going on my ignore list. is everyone kapish on this?

If they spent any amount of time together, they'd synchronise, no?

don't cross the beams!

When he told us that he appeared on a college reenactment of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and the director made them all use fishnet stockings while appearing as the Transylvanians, I died laughing.

Fixed...

next person to use this "excuse" is going on my ignore list. is everyone kapish on this?

What the hell?
He whined about one of my posts, which had absolutely nothing to do with him, thus my response.

Fixed...

;)