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...in every possible way. I have worked long and hard to produce the worst nation possible, and I think I've done an outstanding job. (except on the environment, I'm pretty good on the environment)

http://www.nationstates.net/56299/nation=polytricks

If anyone can top a Corporate Police State that's Anti-Business and has 100% taxes, post below.

The economy's to good...

You must be very proud. You're the first one to do that, ever. Ever ever ever, E-VER!

I feel oppressed just reading about it. *forks over whole paycheck to government*

...in every possible way. I have worked long and hard to produce the worst nation possible, and I think I've done an outstanding job. (except on the environment, I'm pretty good on the environment)

http://www.nationstates.net/56299/nation=polytricks

If anyone can top a Corporate Police State that's Anti-Business and has 100% taxes, post below.

:eek:
You're a despot. I like your ways. Teach me!!
:D

Like it's been pointed out, you have a Good economy. You have yet to beat North Korea and Zim-Bob-we as Crappiest Nation in existence.

do you think leaders have these discussions in the real world?

I can pretty easily imagine Mugabe and Kim over the phone like this :D

How do I maintain an "anti-business corporate police state" (paradox ftw) if I tank the economy?

How do I maintain an "anti-business corporate police state" (paradox ftw) if I tank the economy?

you could be a Psychotic Dictatorship :)

edit: a few hours ago I started revising for a big test today but I seem to have written four lines and spent the rest in an internet daze...damn you Max Barry!

...in every possible way. I have worked long and hard to produce the worst nation possible, and I think I've done an outstanding job. (except on the environment, I'm pretty good on the environment)

http://www.nationstates.net/56299/nation=polytricks

If anyone can top a Corporate Police State that's Anti-Business and has 100% taxes, post below.

Damn. I feel opressed just by reading that. I don't think anyone could beat that. That nation's sick. Congratulations, you've re-kindled slavery.

Nice job?

I can pretty easily imagine Mugabe and Kim over the phone like this :D

:p

you could be a Psychotic Dictatorship :)

edit: a few hours ago I started revising for a big test today but I seem to have written four lines and spent the rest in an internet daze...damn you Max Barry!

Anti-business corrupt dictatorships aren't nearly as paradoxical as anti-business corporate police states with 100% taxes, though.

I think it's quite clear that New Cuban Countries (http://www.nationstates.net/79859/nation=new_cuban_countries) is the worst. Better luck next time.

Check Aelosia.

This guy beats you all....

http://www.nationstates.net/71144/nation=suicidal_sex_dolls

Yeah, but you guys don't embody slimy, obscenely greedy free-market capitalism like we do. Let's just say our kids aren't taught to share with others, they're taught to lend to them.

Well, it has one good rating (economy), but I doubt many people here would want to live in The Corporate Theocracy of Vampire Jesus (http://www.nationstates.net/page=display_nation/nation=vampire%20jesus)

I was going to show you mine, but somehow my civil rights went up to "below average". I'm going to have to fix that first.

This guy beats you all....

http://www.nationstates.net/71144/nation=suicidal_sex_dolls

He definitely has the worst. No freedoms, and no economy.

He wins at losing.

He definitely has the worst. No freedoms, and no economy.

He wins at losing.

So he's the biggest loser...winner....?

This guy beats you all....

http://www.nationstates.net/71144/nation=suicidal_sex_dolls

-Whistles-

That nation is absolutely terrible ... Just terrible :p

So he's the biggest loser...winner....?

He's the biggest winner when it comes to loosing...

Yeah, but I can only say that because I'm not American.

# 14 days ago: Following new legislation in FlagVampire Jesus, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
# 14 days ago: Following new legislation in FlagVampire Jesus, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
# 14 days ago: Following new legislation in FlagVampire Jesus, Vampire Jesus's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
# 14 days ago: Following new legislation in FlagVampire Jesus, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
# 14 days ago: Following new legislation in FlagVampire Jesus, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.

That's the most outstanding set of issues I think I've ever seen.

I think I just creamed my shorts.

do you think leaders have these discussions in the real world?

I think they do it more through newspapers than actual contact with each other.
meh, who knows.

http://www.nationstates.net/page=display_nation/nation=Yootopia

Ownt.

http://www.nationstates.net/page=display_nation/nation=Yootopia

Ownt.

not really, your nation has really compassionate citizens, who needs an economy anyway?

not really, your nation has really compassionate citizens, who needs an economy anyway?
It's a reflection of myself as I am now in terms of its political freedoms, and my old self in terms of its appreciation for the economy. Damn' commie scum. *punches inner child*

Still, aye, the nation (and myself, I guess) are pretty compassionate.

It's a reflection of myself as I am now in terms of its political freedoms, and my old self in terms of its appreciation for the economy. Damn' commie scum. *punches inner child*

Still, aye, the nation (and myself, I guess) are pretty compassionate.
oh, i wonder if you can be arrested for child brutality against yourself?


must be something about Scotland that makes us more Communist than most other countries, maybe it's the weather, and the beer.

oh, i wonder if you can be arrested for child brutality against yourself?
I hope not :(
must be something about Scotland that makes us more Communist than most other countries, maybe it's the weather, and the beer.
Boredom and the vain search for a movement that you can all rally around?

I hope not :(

Boredom and the vain search for a movement that you can all rally around?

and those damn seagulls.
I suggest we cull them, they're really irritating.

and those damn seagulls.
I suggest we cull them, they're really irritating.
Stalinist, eh?

Stalinist, eh?

well they are annoying, they squak at night, they shit on you and they're carriers of disease. nowt nice about them.

if i was a Stalinist wouldn't i be trying to purge the unclean ones, and support an uprising of the pigeons?

well they are annoying, they squak at night, they shit on you and they're carriers of disease. nowt nice about them.

if i was a Stalinist wouldn't i be trying to purge the unclean ones, and support an uprising of the pigeons?
Pigeons are little more than a reactionary, bourgeois construct so that the proletariat forget about the plight of the quail, a bird shot for hundreds of years by those which the revolution has deposed from their places in favour of the honest worker, comrade.

Pigeons are little more than a reactionary, bourgeois construct so that the proletariat forget about the plight of the quail, a bird shot for hundreds of years by those which the revolution has deposed from their places in favour of the honest worker, comrade.

if i join this uprising, do i get free vodka?
am i right in saying, Lenin started a revolution, Stalin hijacked it then started killing anyone who he thought could stop him? my knowledge on Russian history is sketchy at best.

if i join this uprising, do i get free vodka?
Da, tovarish.
am i right in saying, Lenin started a revolution, Stalin hijacked it then started killing anyone who he thought could stop him? my knowledge on Russian history is sketchy at best.
Eeh...

Lenin and Trotsky led the revolution in 1917, then there was an extremely bloody civil war from 1918-1921 in which Trotsky was, really, the main man over Lenin (mostly because Lenin was going mental after an assassination attempt and also neurosyphallis kicked in).

From 1921 until 1926-7, there was a bit of a punch-up within the Politburo (leady chaps) and Stalin came out best by playing the Left (Trotsky + co) against himself and the Right (Bucharin + co) before then destroying the Right and filling the Politburo with his mates.

And then it was all even more fucked until 1991.

That's the most outstanding set of issues I think I've ever seen.

I think I just creamed my shorts.

These are mine. Whaddya think?

* 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vespertilia, major internet servers have acquired citizenship and are voting in national elections.
* 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Vespertilia, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
* 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Vespertilia, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Vespertilia's radio stations.
* 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Vespertilia, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
* 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Vespertilia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
* 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Vespertilia, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
* 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Vespertilia, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.

As you can see, nine days ago I legalised terrorism. I also always choose "mince the dead into burgers", and the one ending with people driving "tank-like cars with machine guns mounted on top". Spend a week in Vespertilia and you begin to think about moving to Somalia or Iraq to get some rest :D

Da, tovarish.

Eeh...
Lenin and Trotsky led the revolution in 1917, then there was an extremely bloody civil war from 1918-1921 in which Trotsky was, really, the main man over Lenin (mostly because Lenin was going mental after an assassination attempt and also neurosyphallis kicked in).

From 1921 until 1926-7, there was a bit of a punch-up within the Politburo (leady chaps) and Stalin came out best by playing the Left (Trotsky + co) against himself and the Right (Bucharin + co) before then destroying the Right and filling the Politburo with his mates.
And then it was all even more fucked until 1991.
sounds like a happy ending then, poor Russia.
I'm glad i don't live there.
*shudders*
These are mine. Whaddya think?

* 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vespertilia, major internet servers have acquired citizenship and are voting in national elections.
* 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Vespertilia, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
* 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Vespertilia, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Vespertilia's radio stations.
* 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Vespertilia, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
* 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Vespertilia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
* 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Vespertilia, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
* 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Vespertilia, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.

As you can see, nine days ago I legalised terrorism. I also always choose "mince the dead into burgers", and the one ending with people driving "tank-like cars with machine guns mounted on top". Spend a week in Vespertilia and you begin to think about moving to Somalia or Iraq to get some rest :D

sounds pretty funny actually, but revamping the education part kind of reduces the chaoticness of it. what i don't get is;
* 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Vespertilia, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
locksmiths???

...in every possible way. I have worked long and hard to produce the worst nation possible, and I think I've done an outstanding job. (except on the environment, I'm pretty good on the environment)

http://www.nationstates.net/56299/nation=polytricks

If anyone can top a Corporate Police State that's Anti-Business and has 100% taxes, post below.

besides the economy, your nation is also "environmentally stunning" and "The tenet of free speech is held dear". You need to rectify these things first.

It's easier than you think to make a crappy country.

...in every possible way. I have worked long and hard to produce the worst nation possible, and I think I've done an outstanding job. (except on the environment, I'm pretty good on the environment)

http://www.nationstates.net/56299/nation=polytricks

If anyone can top a Corporate Police State that's Anti-Business and has 100% taxes, post below.
Congratulations, you've made a computer simulated version of America if democrats ran the show.

Congratulations, you've made a computer simulated version of America if democrats ran the show.

You win this thread.

* 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vespertilia, major internet servers have acquired citizenship and are voting in national elections.


What the heck? :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I knew AI would take over the world!!!!!

sounds pretty funny actually, but revamping the education part kind of reduces the chaoticness of it.

Yep, once in a time I feel like choosing something sane. Vespertilians may be a sociopathic, gun-loving, anarchic mob, but at least they won't be stupid :D

what i don't get is;locksmiths???

You see someone busy with your lock, you shoot him, then your wife reminds you've called for a locksmith to fix it. Or something like that, I guess.

I've been trying to "Collect Them All!"

At first, when the country was the "Most Serene Republic" of Tmutarakhan, I was answering the issues more or less how I felt, and was mostly a "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise", sometimes "Left-Leaning College State", "New York Times Democracy", "Inoffensive Centrist Social-Democrat" and for a while "Capitalizt". But now as the "Least Serene Republic", I have been mostly a "Father Knows Best State", sometimes "Corrupt Dictatorship", "Compulsory Consumerist State", "Iron-Fisted Consumerist", and currently "Corporate Police State". I was really aiming for "Psychotic Dictatorship", but even though I'm breeding genetically-engineered soldiers, have outlawed cheese and cars, and throw people in dungeons at every chance, I just can't seem to manage to get "Psychotic".

How many other labels are there that I haven't gotten to?

http://www.nationstates.net/56299/nation=polytricks
I love how your government is run by corporate interests, yet there is no private enterprise.

http://www.nationstates.net/79859/nation=new_cuban_countries
You're a sick, sick man.

http://www.nationstates.net/71144/nation=suicidal_sex_dolls
Now you just need to figure out a way to have both an all-pervasive police force and rampant crime.

http://www.nationstates.net/page=display_nation/nation=vampire%20jesus
You need more crime, hgher taxes, and overpopulation.

http://www.nationstates.net/page=display_nation/nation=Yootopia
Civil rights are for wusses.

I think I´m doing a good job of my nation. So, I can´t say it´s the worst. Here, take a look.

http://www.nationstates.net/nanatsu_no_tsuki

Any thoughts?:p

I think I´m doing a good job of my nation. So, I can´t say it´s the worst. Here, take a look.

http://www.nationstates.net/nanatsu_no_tsuki

Any thoughts?:p

AP would hate your nation...

Civil Rights:__Good__|__Economy:__Very Strong__|__Political Freedoms:__Average

Heres mine:

Citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, and society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.

Funny.

BTW BJP is a "father knows best state" with a frightening economy, good civil rights and rare to non-existant political freedoms, and has been from almost day one.

Can't do anything right.

http://www.nationstates.net/gauthier

Hey, on this topic, does anyone like my new flag:
http://www.nationstates.net/andaras
I made it myself.

Hey, on this topic, does anyone like my new flag:
http://www.nationstates.net/andaras
I made it myself.

Not bad. I made mine as well. Big Jim P! (http://www.nationstates.net/big_jim_p)

"Is terrorism such a terrible thing? Really?" asks Dave Frederickson, avant garde journalist, discreetly sliding a pipe bomb under your desk. "These people are simply expressing their political opinion the best way they know how. I think we should legalise terrorism as a legitimate form of political commentary. It'll certainly get people interested, don't you think?"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

Revived my nation... and got this. I like the new issues ;)

http://www.nationstates.net/the_alma_mater

Trying to model your nation using issues is actually a really long and boring process, even when using two issues a day. I tried to do this previously with Andaras Prime, and it's very hard to actually change your budget % in the NSEconomic meter. This is because you have to wait for the specific issues to come up. You can get your nation into either end of the spectrum pretty easily, that being psychotic or really free, but to get the specific ones in between like corporate state or left-wing college state can be pretty difficult.

I have answered any issues with my current nation.

Since everone else seems to be doing it: Soleichunn (http://www.nationstates.net/15911/page=display_nation/nation=soleichunn)

I've always wondered why 'Minnow' is used instead of 'minimal'...

I think I´m doing a good job of my nation. So, I can´t say it´s the worst. Here, take a look.

http://www.nationstates.net/nanatsu_no_tsuki

Any thoughts?:p
typical, you get your nation just about as good as it can get.
not bad at all.
here's my one for anyone who's feeling warlike.
http://www.nationstates.net/

Can't do anything right.

http://www.nationstates.net/gauthier
holy shit man
The Consortium of Gauthier is a massive, devout nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.036 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often
what the hell are you feeding them?
I'm pretty sure the population thing is widly innaccurate
Since everone else seems to be doing it: Soleichunn (http://www.nationstates.net/15911/page=display_nation/nation=soleichunn)

I've always wondered why 'Minnow' is used instead of 'minimal'...
neat, i'm not sure why they used minnow, i suppose they liked fish. maybe?

All my nations, for some strange reason, tend toward Left-Wing Utopia.

AP would hate your nation...

Why would he? LOL!!:p

Like it's been pointed out, you have a Good economy. You have yet to beat North Korea and Zim-Bob-we as Crappiest Nation in existence.

Yeah, but check out his currency. Zillion dollar bills -- he's got some serious runaway inflation!