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Silly seal...you shouldn't be doing that.

Londim
05-05-2008, 20:19
An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.

The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known.

The incident, which lasted for 45 minutes and was caught on camera, is reported in the Journal of Ethology.

The bizarre event took place on a beach on Marion Island, a sub-Antarctic island that is home to both fur seals and king penguins.


At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin
Nico de Bruyn, University of Pretoria

Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.

Equally, it might be been an aggressive, predatory act; or even a playful one that turned sexual.

"At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin," says Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria, South Africa.

Pinniped behaviour

The brazenness of the seal's behaviour left those who saw it in no doubt as to what was happening.

De Bruyn and a colleague were on Trypot beach at Marion Island to study elephant seals when they noticed a young, adult male Antarctic fur seal, in good condition, attempting to copulate with an adult king penguin of unknown sex.

The 100kg seal first subdued the 15kg penguin by lying on it.

The penguin flapped its flippers and attempted to stand and escape - but to no avail.

Seal and penguin (Nico de Bruyn)
The seal may have been frustrated in its attempts to find a partner

The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully.

After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report.

Why a fur seal would indulge in such extreme sexual behaviour is unclear.

Sexual coercion among animals is extremely common: males of many species often harass, coerce or force females of their own kind to mate, while animals are also known occasionally to harass sexually a member of a closely related species.

Harassment is common among pinnipeds, the group of animals that includes seals, fur seals, and sea lions; and occasionally it happens between related species.

Male grey seals have been known to harass and mate with female harbour seals, for example, producing hybrids.

"Sexual harassment is often more commonplace in non-monogamous mating systems, and in species where males are physically much larger than the other sex and thus physically capable of coercion or harassment," says de Bruyn.

But this is thought to be the first recorded example of a mammal trying to have sex with a member of another class of vertebrate, such as a bird, fish, reptile, or amphibian.

'Too young'

Chinstrap penguins occasionally indulge in homosexual behaviour, and adelie penguins sometimes "prostitute" themselves to get stones for nest-building; while one in seven emperor penguins will change partners from one year to the next.

But generally, king penguins lead straightforward sex lives: males and females pair up for years on end.

Marion Island is the only place in the world where Antarctic fur seals are known to hunt king penguins on land, so the idea that the fur seal was trying to eat the object of its attention made sense.

"But then we realised that the seal's intentions were rather more amorous."

The researchers speculate that the male seal was too young to win access to female seals, and in a state of sexual excitement, looked elsewhere.

But the mating season was nearly over when the incident took place, leading the scientists to also wonder whether the seal's natural predatory aggression toward the bird became redirected into sexual arousal.

Equally, the incident may have arisen because the seal was "play-mating".

"It was most certainly a once-off and has never previously or since been recorded anywhere in the world to our knowledge," says de Bruyn.

The penguin did not appear to have been injured by the seal, the scientists report.

Source (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stm)

The poor seal. He only wanted some loving. Can't say the penguin wanted the same thing...
M-mmYumyumyumYesindeed
05-05-2008, 20:22
The picture in that source! R0FLz0r!!!!1



Kudos on the thread title btw, it sounds very 'Look Around You'.
Khadgar
05-05-2008, 20:28
Well it's not like the seal can jack off. Still makes you feel for the poor bird. Not only is a huge seal trying to rape it, but crushing it too.
Lord Tothe
05-05-2008, 20:40
now we know why penguins waddle in that strange way.
Mirkai
05-05-2008, 20:40
Strangely arousing.
Sol Invictis Hegemony
05-05-2008, 20:47
Umm, Get in there Seal?
Mad hatters in jeans
05-05-2008, 20:48
I've seen this story before, but ewwwww.
Heikoku
05-05-2008, 21:10
I wonder if the seal will call the penguin back.
Gravlen
05-05-2008, 21:11
I HAVE THE ROYAL SEAL!!!

*Flees*
Philosopy
05-05-2008, 22:14
Well it's not like the seal can jack off. Still makes you feel for the poor bird. Not only is a huge seal trying to rape it, but crushing it too.

In fairness, it was pretty lucky the seal wasn't trying to eat it.
Dreamlovers
05-05-2008, 22:28
Poor peguin, hope it is okay. At least the seal didn't ate it after working it.
Call to power
05-05-2008, 22:38
I hear the Colonel-in-Chief of Norway's King's Guard will announce a statement shortly (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Nils_Olav_inspection.jpg) (one of the greatest pictures I have ever seen)

But this is thought to be the first recorded example of a mammal trying to have sex with a member of another class of vertebrate, such as a bird, fish, reptile, or amphibian.

I have my doubts...
Heroic Sociopath
05-05-2008, 23:12
It's kind of funny how differently we view things when animals do it.


If you saw a five hundred pound man coming at a little twelve year old girl you'd be feeling all kinds of negative emotions.


Yet when a seal rapes a penguin "holy shit! I gotta' get a picture of this!" lol...


Screw the western moral system. I'd be taking a picture of the former too and putting it on Encyclopedia Dramatica.:D
Guibou
05-05-2008, 23:23
Weird...I hope the penguin lives to tell the tale.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-05-2008, 23:24
Don't tell me none of you can relate to the seal. We have all fantasized about hot penguin lovin' at some point. ... haven't we?
Guibou
05-05-2008, 23:25
Don't tell me none of you can relate to the seal. We have all fantasized about hot penguin lovin' at some point. ... haven't we?

Only while watching Batman.
Yootopia
05-05-2008, 23:25
If it shouts "surprise!" before it rapes a penguin, I believe it's actually legal in South Africa.
Mad hatters in jeans
06-05-2008, 00:04
If it shouts "surprise!" before it rapes a penguin, I believe it's actually legal in South Africa.

What. Are. You. Talking. About. Period. Semicolon. Space. Hyphon. Bracket.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
06-05-2008, 00:23
Silly Seal, Penguins are for Penguins!!
Skalvia
06-05-2008, 00:26
Bestiality in its purest form, lol...
Angry Fruit Salad
06-05-2008, 00:50
Warranty void if seal is broken. :p


Sorry, couldn't resist.
Lord Tothe
06-05-2008, 02:26
Warranty void if seal is broken. :p


Sorry, couldn't resist.

:p :mp5: that's what you get for that line.
New Manvir
06-05-2008, 02:37
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=18TLHhhHZCA
Barringtonia
06-05-2008, 03:21
There's a joke about this but I think it's the penguin who blows a seal....no, it's just ice cream.

We had a dog that would screw anything, it had a fuck-pillow that it would hump constantly, all day long. It also fell deeply in love with a stone frog we had over a small pond in the garden. I had to take it over so it could see it was a stone frog just to stop it whining forlornly across the pond.

I'm fairly certain this is not an isolated incident.
Everywhar
06-05-2008, 03:32
To the OP: Awww. That's kinda cute in a way.

Don't tell me none of you can relate to the seal. We have all fantasized about hot penguin lovin' at some point. ... haven't we?
Hehehe. If by wanting to have sex with somebody who doesn't want to have sex with you, sure.
Honsria
06-05-2008, 05:19
It's much too warm for a seal, you should go back to the south pole!
ascarybear
06-05-2008, 05:32
The appropriate punishment (http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/sundaymirror2/mar2006/5/6/00018200-4875-1426-B24E0C01AC1BF814.jpg)

Justice is served
Copiosa Scotia
06-05-2008, 05:32
No one's done it yet?
Blouman Empire
06-05-2008, 05:48
Don't tell me none of you can relate to the seal. We have all fantasized about hot penguin lovin' at some point. ... haven't we?

If by hot penguin you mean 21 year old nun then yes.
Demented Hamsters
06-05-2008, 10:52
A penguin was having overheating problems with his car so took it down to the auto mechanic. The mechanic told the penguin he was busy and to come back at 3pm after he'd looked at his car.
Being a hot day, the penguin decided to get himself an ice-cream to cool down. Penguins, being messy eaters, managed to get the ice-cream all over his face.
It was close to 3 by this time, so the penguin waddled back to the auto shop.
The mechanic looked up from the engine of the penguins car he was working on, saw the penguin and said, "It looks like you've blown a seal."
The penguin replied, "It's ice-cream actually, but what's wrong with my car?"
South Lizasauria
07-05-2008, 01:49
Dude, I thought stuff like this only occured in penguin car jokes.



A penguin was driving in the desert and his car broke down, luckily it broke down next to a repair shop in some backwater desert town. While the intrepeid mechanic checked the car the penguin decided it was too hot and went into a refrigerator full of ice cream for the ice cream shop next door. He noticed the ice cream and began chowing down. After getting out the mechanic said. "Welp it looks like you blew a seal.
Philosopy
07-05-2008, 07:18
A penguin was driving in the desert and his car broke down...

Do you ever get the feeling of deja vu?