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Love thyself!

M-mmYumyumyumYesindeed
05-05-2008, 16:09
When did you first masturbate?

Have you ever masturbated?

Are you too afraid to say?
[NS]4-4
05-05-2008, 16:10
Are you trying to break a record or something?
Ifreann
05-05-2008, 16:11
Yeah, what's with the epic sex survey?
[NS]4-4
05-05-2008, 16:13
He's building up profiles on all of us :eek:
M-mmYumyumyumYesindeed
05-05-2008, 16:15
Yeah, what's with the epic sex survey?

l0lz! Yeah, sorry I got onto a roll.

I'm stopping now. Besides, I have work to do that really doesn't want to get done.

I just thought they would be interesting topics, and once I tohught of one I was like oh yeah I could also do this one!

etc.

You didn't really need to know that but oh well.
The Alma Mater
05-05-2008, 16:21
I honestly don't remember.
Everywhar
05-05-2008, 16:27
I don't remember exactly, but it must have been around 9-12.
[NS]4-4
05-05-2008, 16:30
12 to 13 I think.

Doesn't seem like anyone can remember...
Catilio
05-05-2008, 16:34
When did you first masturbate?

Have you ever masturbated?

Are you too afraid to say?

DAMNIT! I was hoping this was going to be a hippy thread and say, "I love myself every night!"
Ifreann
05-05-2008, 16:35
4-4;13669768']12 to 13 I think.

Doesn't seem like anyone can remember...

I can't remember specifically, but I remember more or less how old I was.
Call to power
05-05-2008, 16:36
January 2nd 2002 at approximately 12:30 (12 at the time), I had just watched the first Lord of the Rings and was worried that I would be all jumpy the next day at school (start of term)

I had noticed that I like to do "that thing" and dared myself to do it for 5 minuets...its odd how I remember these things to the minutest detail :p
Tapao
05-05-2008, 16:36
I think I was around 17, certainly no earlier than that. I must have been the least horny teenager ever because I never wanted to do it before then!
Everywhar
05-05-2008, 16:48
Epic restraint!
Neo Kervoskia
05-05-2008, 17:59
Yeah, what's with the epic sex survey?

He's stealing my ideas!
Mad hatters in jeans
05-05-2008, 18:28
Becuase this thread isn't fucked up. i quote
0-8 years
no people then have a problem.
and what's with all the sex threads recently?
all the are you gay/transexual/bi/masturbation, i mean really come on is there no news at all you want to discuss?
Hachihyaku
05-05-2008, 18:31
Hehe wouldn't you like to know :p
Skalvia
05-05-2008, 18:37
Somwhere around 13...by accident, it doesnt take much back then, lol...
Cabra West
05-05-2008, 18:39
When did you first masturbate?

Have you ever masturbated?

Are you too afraid to say?

Long time before puberty, but I can't remember the exact event.
Never stopped, never regretted it. :D
Geoactive
05-05-2008, 19:09
I was about ten or so - found out using the showerhead that it had a stimulating effect, lmao
Soviestan
05-05-2008, 19:12
what kind of question is that? at any rate, I don't recall. Sometime in my early teens.
Bottle
05-05-2008, 19:14
I honestly don't know when I first masturbated, but I know it was before I started Kindergarten. I remember my parents explaining to me that it was okay to masturbate but that it was something to only do in private, and that I shouldn't touch my private parts in public.

This was part of the same discussion in which they covered the difference between "green flag touches" and "red flag touches" from other people; for instance, a hug from your favorite teacher is a green flag touch, but a teacher putting their hand on your private parts is a red flag touch.

In retrospect, I am very impressed at how calm and matter-of-fact my parents were as they talked to me about such things. I don't know many people who could be so chill when explaining masturbation to their preschool-aged child.
Dalmatia Cisalpina
05-05-2008, 19:29
Shockingly enough ... I was almost 19. I'd had a boyfriend who completely failed to get me off. I decided after the relationship ended I was going to take things into my own hands (pun intended).
Tapao
05-05-2008, 19:41
I honestly don't know when I first masturbated, but I know it was before I started Kindergarten. I remember my parents explaining to me that it was okay to masturbate but that it was something to only do in private, and that I shouldn't touch my private parts in public.

This was part of the same discussion in which they covered the difference between "green flag touches" and "red flag touches" from other people; for instance, a hug from your favorite teacher is a green flag touch, but a teacher putting their hand on your private parts is a red flag touch.

In retrospect, I am very impressed at how calm and matter-of-fact my parents were as they talked to me about such things. I don't know many people who could be so chill when explaining masturbation to their preschool-aged child.


Thats actually a great attitude your parents had about that kind of thing, even now my parents still maintain that if I do it I'll go blind lol
Lacidar
05-05-2008, 19:59
When did you first masturbate?

Have you ever masturbated?

Are you too afraid to say?

Don't you people have any friends?
Smunkeeville
05-05-2008, 19:59
When did you first masturbate?

Have you ever masturbated?

Are you too afraid to say?

I'm pretty sure I was like 13ish, my mom had read some stupid book and thought she should bring up the subject with me so I wouldn't feel bad if I was doing it.........to tell you the truth before that it never occurred to me as something one might do.

I probably did before that, most toddlers do, but for slightly different reasons, I don't remember doing it before then though, and I didn't really like it when I did.....chalk it up to ignorance.
Mirkai
05-05-2008, 20:06
When I was 11 or 12 was my first time, I think.
M-mmYumyumyumYesindeed
05-05-2008, 22:16
This was part of the same discussion in which they covered the difference between "green flag touches" and "red flag touches" from other people; for instance, a hug from your favorite teacher is a green flag touch, but a teacher putting their hand on your private parts is a red flag touch.

In retrospect, I am very impressed at how calm and matter-of-fact my parents were as they talked to me about such things. I don't know many people who could be so chill when explaining masturbation to their preschool-aged child.

That green flag touch / red flag touch is a great system. I can't remember if I ever had any conversations like that with my parents when I was younger. I remember that from a very young age my parents were very open about sex with me, and even when I was very young I knew the basic workings of intercourse and that. Masturbation and green/red flag stuff didn't come up when I was quite young, but I know that I would have been absolutely fine talking to my parents about it.
Conserative Morality
05-05-2008, 22:27
12. Don't ask how I figured it out before the "talk"...