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M-mmYumyumyumYesindeed
05-05-2008, 15:22
POLL FOR GUYS ONLY

Sexuality - where do YOU rate yourself on the Kinsey scale?


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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkQFmJlGM1c
Neo Bretonnia
05-05-2008, 15:28
Here's a shock for everyone at NSG: 0

/sarcasm

;)
Risottia
05-05-2008, 15:29
I rate iπ
Lunatic Goofballs
05-05-2008, 15:29
Over the course of my life I've drifted from almost 3 to the vicinity of 1.
Laerod
05-05-2008, 15:31
0, oddly enough. The thought of other men is a turn off to me.
M-mmYumyumyumYesindeed
05-05-2008, 15:33
I'm undecided between 1 and 2, but thinking about it I'm much closer to hetero than I am to bi - so I'd be a 1.
Everywhar
05-05-2008, 15:34
I was going to wait since there are like a million queerish topics on NSG already.
But as long as you made it, I will happily respond.

I'm somewhere between 2 and 4 (depending on how I feel that day. For example, I feel 4ish today.) So I voted 3.

0, oddly enough. The thought of other men is a turn off to me.
Doesn't seem odd to me. Most men are ugly compared to women.
Neo Bretonnia
05-05-2008, 15:35
And as I understand it the scale is meant to describe how you feel/act NOW as opposed to including past history.
Ifreann
05-05-2008, 15:36
8. Fuck you Kinsey. :p
Everywhar
05-05-2008, 15:37
And as I understand it the scale is meant to describe how you feel/act NOW as opposed to including past history.
O rly? I thought it was past history, not how you feel. (But I always answer with how I feel, anyway.)
Potarius
05-05-2008, 15:40
0, oddly enough. The thought of other men is a turn off to me.

Same here.

Though Ifreann's "Fuck You, Kinsey!" option is quite alluring...
Ad Nihilo
05-05-2008, 15:47
1-2. Though as stated above women are far more beautiful than men, and more attractive. If that were perfectly equal I'd still probably be just under 3. Boobs are too good to pass off;)
Ki Baratan
05-05-2008, 15:48
The thread now has someone fully admitting to being a 6
Now, let us all stare and blink at the oncoming gay guy of death
Potarius
05-05-2008, 15:50
The thread now has someone fully admitting to being a 6
Now, let us all stare and blink at the oncoming gay guy of death

Fass is not going to like you.

Then again, I probably won't, either.
Neo Bretonnia
05-05-2008, 15:50
O rly? I thought it was past history, not how you feel. (But I always answer with how I feel, anyway.)

That's my understanding form the Wiki description, since it implies that the value can change over time.

If it were all history inclusive I'd have voted 1.
Skalvia
05-05-2008, 15:50
Men are generally ugly as hell...but, ive been turned on by a tranny or two, lol
[NS]4-4
05-05-2008, 15:51
The thread now has someone fully admitting to being a 6
Now, let us all stare and blink at the oncoming gay guy of death

^ Now its two people.

I'll have a number 5 please.
Everywhar
05-05-2008, 15:53
The thread now has someone fully admitting to being a 6
Now, let us all stare and blink at the oncoming gay guy of death
Wait, is that you?

*stares and blinks*

And who else voted for six but didn't fess up?
Dododecapod
05-05-2008, 16:05
Not I. A solid 1 for me.
Call to power
05-05-2008, 16:10
1-2 I guess, not attracted to men in any real sense

SNIP

fass and pot sitting in a tree A.N.A.L.Y

Sexuality - where do YOU rate yourself on the Kinsey scale?

the part where its obsolete

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkQFmJlGM1c

well its safe to say I'm not a pedophile
Ruby City
05-05-2008, 16:18
Either 1 or 7. In my 23 years I have had crushes on 3 girls and 0 guys but that was just general fascination and admiration, didn't want to do anything specific with them. Have never been interested in romance, can't imagine kissing and stuff would be any fun and find porn boring but at least I think pics of lightly clad models of either gender make good wallpapers.
Damor
05-05-2008, 16:33
I'm so heterosexual that if I was magically turned into a girl I might consider dating guys just to keep the opposite-sex pattern going.
Guibou
05-05-2008, 16:35
Where's the "I don't need no test and this poll is retarded" option?
Ifreann
05-05-2008, 16:36
Where's the "I don't need no test and this poll is retarded" option?

Don't vote.
Guibou
05-05-2008, 16:37
Don't vote.

That would express that I have no opinion on the matter, while in fact I do.
[NS]4-4
05-05-2008, 16:39
That would express that I have no opinion on the matter, while in fact I do.

Then say it, I'm sure it would contribute much more towards the thread then just you asking for another option.
Call to power
05-05-2008, 16:40
I'm so heterosexual that if I was magically turned into a girl I might consider dating guys just to keep the opposite-sex pattern going.

would you have big boobs?

Don't vote.

the right to vote is a privilege not a right! its your fault with have such sexually bland leaders (http://www.nicovideo.jp/img/tpl/head/icon/nico/273.gif) :p
Damor
05-05-2008, 16:41
That would express that I have no opinion on the matter, while in fact I do.You could just post your opinion; there is no reason why it should be represented in the poll.
Guibou
05-05-2008, 16:43
You could just post your opinion; there is no reason why it should be represented in the poll.

It is usually there, stupid poll option such as "I love tacos". Why not here?

And to state my opinion: I don't need no test to feel safe about my sexual orientation, and this poll is retarded because of it's lack of a "Other" option.
Damor
05-05-2008, 16:44
would you have big boobs?I'd hope not. But I suppose it depends on what and whose magic is responsible. Given the choice I'd go for the type I'm interested in (well, one of the types; it'd be nice to get to switch as an extra option).
Knights of Liberty
05-05-2008, 16:59
0
Ifreann
05-05-2008, 17:02
That would express that I have no opinion on the matter, while in fact I do.

Since we can't see if you've voted or not it doesn't really express anything. At least, not to us.
Guibou
05-05-2008, 17:08
Since we can't see if you've voted or not it doesn't really express anything. At least, not to us.

It expresses the general opinions of NSG. Not to include such a standard poll option ensures that the results are not representative of the global NSG population.
Hachihyaku
05-05-2008, 17:08
Well I mainly like my Girlfriend, anything else doesn't matter to me.
Ifreann
05-05-2008, 17:11
It expresses the general opinions of NSG. Not to include such a standard poll option ensures that the results are not representative of the global NSG population.

It's an internet poll, it's not like it was designed by a statistician.
Giapo Alitheia
05-05-2008, 17:12
What exactly is "incidentally homosexual"? I would guess that I'm not it, whatever it is.

I'm engaged to a wonderful female (while I am male), and have never been attracted to any males. I can, however, recognize and admit that a dude is attractive. 0, I guess? Maybe 1? Probably not 1. We'll go with 0.
Guibou
05-05-2008, 17:13
It's an internet poll, it's not like it was designed by a statistician.

It doesn't take a statistician to know that some people will never find their answer in poll options, thus the need for "Tacos", which is really the option that best reflects these people's opinion.
Bellania
05-05-2008, 17:18
I <3 boobies!

Seriously, dudes are way too nasty looking to want to sleep with. Who the fuck wants to grab a hairy ass?
Ifreann
05-05-2008, 17:21
What exactly is "incidentally homosexual"? I would guess that I'm not it, whatever it is.
I think it means you're attracted to a very narrow segment of the male population.


That or you incidentally like it rough from men with hairy bums. :)
It doesn't take a statistician to know that some people will never find their answer in poll options, thus the need for "Tacos", which is really the option that best reflects these people's opinion.

*shrug*
Everywhar
05-05-2008, 17:22
I <3 boobies!

Seriously, dudes are way too nasty looking to want to sleep with. Who the fuck wants to grab a hairy ass?
Some people do. For those who don't there are razors.
Dyakovo
05-05-2008, 18:49
Here's a shock for everyone at NSG: 2

/sarcasm

;)

Fixed


I'm a hetero...

* Except when it comes to gangbangs involving Neo B
Dyakovo
05-05-2008, 18:52
I <3 boobies!

Seriously, dudes are way too nasty looking to want to sleep with. Who the fuck wants to grab a hairy ass?

Fass?
Laerod
05-05-2008, 18:57
Fass?
Oh, God... Fass actually means "grab" in German.
Damor
05-05-2008, 19:01
Seriously, dudes are way too nasty looking to want to sleep with.Let's be glad the majority of women haven't caught on to that yet.
Kamsaki-Myu
05-05-2008, 19:05
0. Nothing against gay guys, but I just recoil at the thought of doing anything with men.
Dyakovo
05-05-2008, 19:16
Oh, God... Fass actually means "grab" in German.

That's just too funny.
Mirkai
05-05-2008, 20:05
I'm a five! :D
Bann-ed
05-05-2008, 20:25
Right now I would have to say a 0. Can't remember having any thoughts of a homosexual nature.
Everywhar
05-05-2008, 20:27
0. Nothing against gay guys, but I just recoil at the thought of doing anything with men.
Wow, something is wrong when people feel like they have to apologize for not being interested. :(
Neo Bretonnia
05-05-2008, 20:27
Fixed


I'm a hetero...
* Except when it comes to gangbangs involving Neo B

D'OH

... and the bastitch still refuses to buy me a nice dinner... ::sniffle::
Mirkai
05-05-2008, 20:28
Right now I would have to say a 0. Can't remember having any thoughts of a homosexual nature.

I think Brent Butt said it best:

"You know, I've never even given gay sex a whirl. Seems kinda narrow minded when you look at it that way. I mean, I've never had the desire to have sex with another man.. but I've never had the desire to go sailing. Once you're out there, is what I'm saying.. The wind in your hair, the sun on your skin, the spray in your face.."
Everywhar
05-05-2008, 20:39
I think Brent Butt said it best:

"You know, I've never even given gay sex a whirl. Seems kinda narrow minded when you look at it that way. I mean, I've never had the desire to have sex with another man.. but I've never had the desire to go sailing. Once you're out there, is what I'm saying.. The wind in your hair, the sun on your skin, the spray in your face.."
I don't know what that means.
Mirkai
05-05-2008, 20:44
I don't know what that means.

It was a comedy routine. I guess it's lost without the inflection.
Kamsaki-Myu
05-05-2008, 20:56
Wow, something is wrong when people feel like they have to apologize for not being interested. :(
If it's any consolation, I apologise for absolutely everything. My initial reaction to your post was to apologise for making a statement out of this question, even.
Mirkai
05-05-2008, 20:58
If it's any consolation, I apologise for absolutely everything. My initial reaction to your post was to apologise for making a statement out of this question, even.

You're spelling apologize wrong. I demand an apology.
Dyakovo
05-05-2008, 21:12
D'OH

... and the bastitch still refuses to buy me a nice dinner... ::sniffle::

Hey! I offered to cook...
Neo Bretonnia
05-05-2008, 21:27
Hey! I offered to cook...

Yeah well for all I know you'll stick me with grilled cheese sandwiches and potato chips.
Mad hatters in jeans
05-05-2008, 21:35
Yeah well for all I know you'll stick me with grilled cheese sandwiches and potato chips.

what's wrong with grilled cheese sandwiches and potato chips?
Neo Bretonnia
05-05-2008, 21:36
what's wrong with grilled cheese sandwiches and potato chips?

Nothing, but if he wants to pop my last remaining cherry he's gonna have to come through with, at the very least, a steak dinner.
Mad hatters in jeans
05-05-2008, 21:39
Nothing, but if he wants to pop my last remaining cherry he's gonna have to come through with, at the very least, a steak dinner.

:eek:
Steak dinner? and you think that is better than a grilled cheese sandwich how?
no a better one would be:
bread sauce, mint sauce, gravy, carrots, turkey, chicken, potato, stuffing, all with herbs and such, and a little wine to wash it down.
now that's what i call a last supper.
Kamsaki-Myu
05-05-2008, 21:43
You're spelling apologize wrong. I demand an apology.
I'm British, that's how we spell "apologise". I can apologise for being British, if you like. That tends to be our current foreign policy anyway.
Mirkai
05-05-2008, 21:50
I'm British, that's how we spell "apologise". I can apologise for being British, if you like. That tends to be our current foreign policy anyway.

I'll accept that.
Dyakovo
05-05-2008, 22:16
Yeah well for all I know you'll stick me with grilled cheese sandwiches and potato chips.

How about Spanish rice and some Pinchos Muranos?
Extreme Ironing
05-05-2008, 22:25
Nothing, but if he wants to pop my last remaining cherry he's gonna have to come through with, at the very least, a steak dinner.

Why would a vegan ever agree to cook a steak dinner? ;)
Dyakovo
05-05-2008, 22:27
Why would a vegan ever agree to cook a steak dinner? ;)

I am most certainly not a vegan.
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOAYangryA005HL.gif
The Infinite Dunes
05-05-2008, 22:28
Damn, I was just going to say that I had voted and was all on my own and then I click through to the next page to find someone else has also voted the same way. Bah.