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calling all juggalos

Spore113
02-05-2008, 18:43
i would like to say hi and make a chat that we can relate for all who don't know don't ask if your a juggalo and proud say hi
Marrakech II
02-05-2008, 18:48
Huh?
Neo Bretonnia
02-05-2008, 18:49
Are you talking about a 'giggolo?'
Neesika
02-05-2008, 18:50
A first post without gun smileys?

Someone failed his n00b intro.
Spore113
02-05-2008, 18:53
not giggalo. juggalo a follower of the teachings insane clown posse teach. insane clown posse is a rap band
Neesika
02-05-2008, 18:57
not giggalo. juggalo a follower of the teachings insane clown posse teach. insane clown posse is a rap band

Ugh. The 90s called. They say your band still sucks.
Spore113
02-05-2008, 19:00
well they been down with god since the 90 and i'm down with god so.:upyours:
Neesika
02-05-2008, 19:06
well they been down with god since the 90 and i'm down with god so.:upyours:

Not a very 'down with god' gesture. Someone's going to the naughty place!
Neo Bretonnia
02-05-2008, 19:06
not giggalo. juggalo a follower of the teachings insane clown posse teach. insane clown posse is a rap band

At first, I was embarassed that I didn't know that... Now, I'm kinda glad.

(But I do appreciate you filling me in, thank you.)
Spore113
02-05-2008, 19:11
i'm not sorry for posting the gesture but i am going to shagrila and not hecks pit
Kryozerkia
02-05-2008, 19:12
well they been down with god since the 90 and i'm down with god so.:upyours:

Wow, it only took you until your third post to find that little smiley? I'm impressed, most n00bs just go straight for it. Now that you've got that out of your system, do you actually have anything constructive to add or are you just another one-hit wonder?

Something tells me you won't last here. NSG will eat you up and spit you out.
Neesika
02-05-2008, 19:13
or are you just another one-hit wonder? :p

Well he's got a whole four posts in already!
Spore113
02-05-2008, 19:16
well is any one a juggalo or not

p.s. shagri la is heaven for christans
Kryozerkia
02-05-2008, 19:17
Well he's got a whole four posts in already!

Wow... four whole posts? That's how many fingers I have on my left hand! One more and I can include the thumb! :D
Dregruk
02-05-2008, 19:19
well is any one a juggalo or not

No. You're all alone. So very alone.
Ifreann
02-05-2008, 19:19
well is any one a juggalo or not

p.s. shagri la is heaven for christans

Somehow I suspect you mean shangri la.
Kryozerkia
02-05-2008, 19:20
Somehow I suspect you mean shangri la.

Too bad his spellchecker went AWOL.
Spore113
02-05-2008, 19:20
yes
Neesika
02-05-2008, 19:21
Somehow I suspect you mean shangri la.

Also 'christians'.

Mock not the spelling of the one true prophet!
Spore113
02-05-2008, 19:23
lol so you say i am not with god
Potarius
02-05-2008, 19:23
When I read through this thread, I almost felt bad for not laughing...

...But then I realised that a light sigh, a slow shaking of the head, and a gentle rolling of the eyes was easily more fitting.
Ifreann
02-05-2008, 19:24
Too bad his spellchecker went AWOL.
Well to be fair, mine objects to it even spelled correctly.
Also 'christians'.

Mock not the spelling of the one true prophet!

I must beg him for forgiveness! Do not condemn me to.....eh.....what's the opposite of Shangri La? What religion is that anyway?
Spore113
02-05-2008, 19:25
when the dark carnival comes for you neesika i hope you fear for your life
Philosopy
02-05-2008, 19:26
When I read through this thread, I almost felt bad for not laughing...

...But then I realised that a light sigh, a slow shaking of the head, and a gentle rolling of the eyes was easily more fitting.

To be honest, I just don't understand it.
Spore113
02-05-2008, 19:26
Ifreann it hells pit
Potarius
02-05-2008, 19:27
when the dark carnival comes for you neesika i hope you fear for your life

With your attitude, nobody will be coming for you, kiddo, especially the dudes you so secretly admire.
Potarius
02-05-2008, 19:27
To be honest, I just don't understand it.

Be glad that you don't, and for the sake of your sanity, please... Don't even attempt to understand it.
Philosopy
02-05-2008, 19:28
Be glad that you don't, and for the sake of your sanity, please... Don't even attempt to understand it.

But I want to know what the dark carnival is. :(
Hachihyaku
02-05-2008, 19:29
Is it just me or is this new poster making a lame attempt at sounding "cool"?
Spore113
02-05-2008, 19:30
With your attitude, nobody will be coming for you, kiddo, especially the dudes you so secretly admire.
if no one coming me then god hates us all the human race
Potarius
02-05-2008, 19:31
But I want to know what the dark carnival is. :(

No, you don't. You so fucking don't.
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 19:31
when the dark carnival comes for you neesika i hope you fear for your life
*sighs*

Neesika actually is the dark carnival. I can't believe you can't understand that.
Spore113
02-05-2008, 19:32
Is it just me or is this new poster making a lame attempt at sounding "cool"?
i hope you find god soon...
Hachihyaku
02-05-2008, 19:33
i hope you find god soon...

I'm quiet happy with my current pantheon of Gods.
Potarius
02-05-2008, 19:33
i hope you find god soon...

I don't think it'll be a very difficult task, seeing as he has the intellect of a chimp... I mean, come on. Who the hell hides under a desk?

With their shoes in plain sight?
Spore113
02-05-2008, 19:34
I'm quiet happy with my current pantheon of Gods.

what gods do you worship... Santan?????????
Hachihyaku
02-05-2008, 19:35
what gods do you worship... Santan?????????

Never heard of Santan? Is he/she the counterpart of Santa in your "religion"?
Spore113
02-05-2008, 19:36
no the devil
Gothicbob
02-05-2008, 19:37
i want some information about this jugal..jigg... j-thingy-gig religion.
Siylva
02-05-2008, 19:37
no the devil

lol...'Satan'?
Hachihyaku
02-05-2008, 19:37
no the devil

Oh right... But traditionally its spelled as Satan...

And no I don't worship the Christian/Abrahamic embodiment of evil.
Spore113
02-05-2008, 19:38
i want some information about this jugal..jigg... j-thingy-gig religion.

look it up on google
Spore113
02-05-2008, 19:39
Oh right... But traditionally its spelled as Satan...

And no I don't worship the Christian/Abrahamic embodiment of evil.

then what do you worship
Gothicbob
02-05-2008, 19:39
it say nothing, apart from made by from the fan base of I.C.P, i want more information, this could be the religion for me.
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 19:40
then what do you worship
Humanism. BWAHAHA!
Zilam
02-05-2008, 19:40
You might want to figure out what type of "god" your band is down with.

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/icpinsaneclownposse/nuttinbutabitchthang.html
ut nothing comes out when they moving they lips
Just a bunch of jibberish
And muthafuckers act like Eminem ain't gay
Everybody forgot
What happened?
What up Dre?
Yeah
It's all about Dre
It's all about Dre
Compton's in the house
Yeah that's right
Compton is in the house
Come here pull down your panties you little bitch
Alright hold up dawg
Go easy on me and shit
You about ripped my asshole last time
Take some of this Compton dick
Let me take off this white shirt so you can see my bird chest
You wanna be famous?
Uh huh
Then spread that bitch ass
It's all about Dre
Yeah, Compton
Ahh dawg you hurting me dawg
You the tightest Detroit rapper you little bitch
You ripping my asshole dawg
Hold on a second, wait don't bust
Wait, oh ahh dawg
Take all this compton dick
Hold on, don't bust
Do it on my lip like a milk ad
Compton's in that ass
It's all about Dre
It's all about Dre ahh shit
You wanna be famous you little bitch?
Don't tell Kim dawg, please
It's all about Dre
Now get the fuck out of here
Ahh shit

Bitch boy muthafucka
You might have those 11 year old groupies believing your shit
But you ain't fooling nobody bitch
You a mother fucking bitch
Yeah suck my dick
You ain't never shot at us with no paint balls
Matter of fact you can come get these painted balls muthafucka
Come get these Juggalo painted balls bitch
You ain't never chased us out of no club bitch
The only club you ever chased anybody out of was a gay bar bitch
Straight outta Warren
Bitch you a joke
Sucking so much dick your fucking lips smoke
With your silly ass pretty boy rap
Mean mugging and thugging sitting on Dre's lap
You pull a gat on my dawg
No bullets or nuthing
You shaking, stumbling, nervous fumbling
Scared to death, screaming for help
So damn shook you almost shot yourself
Little radio thug with your preppy smile
Got everybody hopping out at 35 mile
Telling us we fake little faggot bet
I'ma gonna knock your teeth out the back of your neck
You might have little girls crying and shit
But the Detroit thugs aint buying your shit
Run you ass back to Dr. Dre, and open your butt
You little goofy ass boy get fucked

Dumb ass, hoe ass, wack ass, fake ass, weak ass, hoe ass
Biatttcccchh!
Eminem ain't nuthin' but a bitch, BITCH!
Eminem ain't nuthin' but a bitch, BITCH!
Weak ass, fake ass, mark ass, punk ass, bitch ass, fag ass
Biatttcccchh!
Eminem ain't nuthin' but a bitch, BITCH!
Sissy ass radio bitch, BITCH!

Wait a minute don't run
What's up with that?
I'm just trying to give you this 300 bucks back
That you gave to Twiztid so you could open up they show
You little pussy ass hoe
Look at us dawg
Who put us on the map?
3 plat 2 gold, and we still like that
We did it alone
Without a DRE
But he owns you, and fucks your butt like a pussy
Husband, tell me where she at?
Everybody be fucking that bitch
You don't see that?
I know three people she fucked on you
Up at Hot Rock's she be fucking bitches too
You told the world you gonna kill the slut
Then you're on TV licking her butt
Be careful you probably gonna taste my nut
Cause even I be fucking that bitch raw like whut

Dumb ass, hoe ass, wack ass, fake ass, weak ass, hoe ass
Biatttcccchh!
Eminem ain't nuthin' but a bitch, BITCH!
Eminem ain't nuthin' but a bitch, BITCH!
Weak ass, fake ass, mark ass, punk ass, bitch ass, fag ass
Biatttcccchh!
Eminem ain't nuthin' but a bitch, BITCH!
Preppy ass teeny bop bitch, BITCH!

I remember your ass at Saint Andrew's Hall
Handing out your flyers
Come one come all, come to my show
I looked at it, what!?
Right there, Insane Clown Posse might show up
What the fuck kinda rapper could be that lame?
The only way to draw people is use our name
I could've just've fucked you up right there
But I let it pass, I felt bad for your bitch ass
Bitch when I met you, you were sucking dick
Now your on the pop charts sucking dick
You'll be sucking dick for eternity
Look at your mouth, it look like a pussy
I know that Slim Anus got to you
Yeah, only because it was so damn true
When I think of your daughter it makes me sad
She got a whore for a momma
And a bitch ass dad!

Dumb ass, hoe ass, wack ass, fake ass, weak ass, hoe ass
Biatttcccchh!
Eminem ain't nuthin' but a bitch, BITCH!
Eminem ain't nuthin' but a bitch, BITCH!
Weak ass, fake ass, mark ass, punk ass, bitch ass, fag ass
Biatttcccchh!
Eminem ain't nuthin' but a bitch, BITCH!
Preppy ass teeny bop bitch, BITCH!
Top 40 pussy rap bitch, BITCH!
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Eminem ain't nuthin' but a bitch, BITCH!
Eminem ain't nothin' but a bitch, BITCH!
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Eminem ain't nuthin' but a bitch, BITCH!
Mainstream pretty boy biatttcccchh, BITCH!

Sucker ass
Mother fucker
Hitler ass haircut
Bitch ass mother fucking boy band ass
Top 40 Casey Casem, Carson Daly pig fucker


That doesn't sound edifying or praising.

If anyone considers himself religious and yet does not keep a tight rein on his tongue, he deceives himself and his religion is worthless.

Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving.



So you might want to check out who is REALLY down with God, ya?

I suggest, if you like the hip hop music, going to www.reachrecords.com. They are, IMO, the best christian hip hop out there. They have some hot beats, a good flow, and best of all, the music is edifying.
Hachihyaku
02-05-2008, 19:41
then what do you worship

You'd like to know wouldn't you. Well I'm not gonna say 'cause its not none of your business.
Hachihyaku
02-05-2008, 19:42
Humanism. BWAHAHA!

Oh my God the Church Of Humanity!!!
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 19:42
You'd like to know wouldn't you. Well I'm not gonna say 'cause its not none of your business.
Protestantism?
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 19:42
Oh my God the Church Of Humanity!!!
Aye, otoh because it's all about happiness, Church is more like "the pub".
Whereyouthinkyougoing
02-05-2008, 19:42
Am I the only one who really, really wishes guys like this one were just troll puppets because no one could possibly seriously post like that yet knows that no troll puppet could possibly fake this kind of inanity?

Makes me sad. :(
Hachihyaku
02-05-2008, 19:43
Protestantism?

Never heard of it... Unlss your on about Protestants , but then aren't they a christian denomination?
Hachihyaku
02-05-2008, 19:43
Aye, otoh because it's all about happiness, Church is more like "the pub".

So its like "Drunkontology?" maybe....
Hachihyaku
02-05-2008, 19:44
Am I the only one who really, really wishes guys like this one were just troll puppets because no one could possibly seriously post like that yet knows that no troll puppet could possibly fake this kind of inanity?

Makes me sad. :(

With any luck hopefully this guys just trying to sound "cool".
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 19:45
Am I the only one who really, really wishes guys like this one were just troll puppets because no one could possibly seriously post like that yet knows that no troll puppet could possibly fake this kind of inanity?

Makes me sad. :(
Aww :(

Is kk, WYTYG, let's just hope that it's a puppet and that it'll go away after people lose interest, eh?
Never heard of it... Unlss your on about Protestants , but then aren't they a christian denomination?
Aye.

Hmm... what to guess...

Is it more or less stupid than Juggalo...nism?
Copiosa Scotia
02-05-2008, 19:45
well is any one a juggalo or not

No. No person, anywhere in the world, is a juggalo.
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 19:46
So its like "Drunkontology?" maybe....
Aye, but I hope that you realise that you don't just go to the pub to get drunk. Oh no. You can smoke by the door, dance, and make chums there too.
Gothicbob
02-05-2008, 19:46
Juggalo, still no answer, but i soooooooo want to become a born again jug-thingy
Ifreann
02-05-2008, 19:47
Is it just me or is this new poster making a lame attempt at sounding "cool"?
I believe so, yes. Strange standards for cool.
<ICP lyrics>

Fuck me, I tihnk I just dropped some IQ points reading that. Someone needs to tell ICP that there are more words in the English language than bitch.
Neesika
02-05-2008, 19:47
when the dark carnival comes for you neesika i hope you fear for your life

Right now I fear that my intelligence is dropping by association.
Hachihyaku
02-05-2008, 19:47
Aye.

Hmm... what to guess...

Is it more or less stupid than Juggalo...nism?


Well I don't think its stupid but theres always people who say any religions stupid. But this juggalo...nism justs sounds like a fan service thing for the band or something...
Something to make the fans feel wanted? Or belonging?
Hachihyaku
02-05-2008, 19:48
Aye, but I hope that you realise that you don't just go to the pub to get drunk. Oh no. You can smoke by the door, dance, and make chums there too.

Well I don't go to pubs ... Not quiet at the drinking age yet and I don't do the whole underage drinking thing.
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 19:49
Well I don't go to pubs ... Not quiet at the drinking age yet and I don't do the whole underage drinking thing.
lol ur losr
Neesika
02-05-2008, 19:49
Is it just me or is this new poster making a lame attempt at sounding "cool"?

Well either that or is just trolling for the hell of it. And poorly at that.
Hachihyaku
02-05-2008, 19:49
lol ur losr

:( I just got called a loser by loser slang :eek:
Neesika
02-05-2008, 19:50
*sighs*

Neesika actually is the dark carnival. I can't believe you can't understand that.

*bows*

Thank you, thank you.
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 19:50
Someone needs to tell ICP that there are more words in the English language than bitch.
Aye. The more bands I see using the word 'débâcle' or 'malentendu', the better.
Hachihyaku
02-05-2008, 19:50
Well either that or is just trolling for the hell of it. And poorly at that.

Maybe the poster wants some attention? Either that or hes doing a extremely poor job of talking down to us.
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 19:50
*bows*

Thank you, thank you.
Is no worries!

How's life treating you, then, Miss Canuck?
Hydesland
02-05-2008, 19:52
I don't know if it is actually possible to like a worse band.
Zilam
02-05-2008, 19:52
Fuck me, I tihnk I just dropped some IQ points reading that. Someone needs to tell ICP that there are more words in the English language than bitch.

Yes, you did drop some IQ points, it would seem.:p


Seriously though, the type of people that usually listen to ICP are not the sharpest knives in the drawer, to say the least. I had a manager at work, who was 25 years old, lived in his mom's basement, and listened to this crap religiously. He was below par in the scheme of things, and I'd honestly blame this music on it.
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 19:53
I don't know if it is actually possible to like a worse band.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cHm8HlUN5gI

That has four stars.
Hachihyaku
02-05-2008, 19:53
I don't know if it is actually possible to like a worse band.

Well some Chav music is literally a series of weird noises and rather squeaky singing...
Or just a baseline beat design to please simple minds.
Neesika
02-05-2008, 19:54
Is no worries!

How's life treating you, then, Miss Canuck?

Awesomely! I'm taking the summer off and hanging with my kids...we're doing hama bead (http://www.flickr.com/groups/beadmerrily/pool/page7/) crafts right now and I'm quite addicted. You?
Zilam
02-05-2008, 19:54
You know what's sad? This has already gone around 4 or 5 pages. Most intelligent debate threads don't even go that far. :(
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 19:55
Awesomely! I'm taking the summer off and hanging with my kids...we're doing hama bead (http://www.flickr.com/groups/beadmerrily/pool/page7/) crafts right now and I'm quite addicted.
Nice one! Liking the beads A Lot from what I see on the flickr :D
You?
A-level exams, *sigh*, still the weather is excellent at the moment here in York, so that's all good.
Hachihyaku
02-05-2008, 19:55
You know what's sad? This has already gone around 4 or 5 pages. Most intelligent debate threads don't even go that far. :(

True...

But the thread I created about topless women luring men got one hell of a lot of pages :p
Ifreann
02-05-2008, 19:56
Yes, you did drop some IQ points, it would seem.:p
Oh snap
You know what's sad? This has already gone around 4 or 5 pages. Most intelligent debate threads don't even go that far. :(

Making fun of noobs and ICP is fun!
Gothicbob
02-05-2008, 19:57
Well some Chav music is literally a series of weird noises and rather squeaky singing...
Or just a baseline beat design to please simple minds.

How dare you criticalise, the great music of the chav populates of Britain, It take great skill to turn on the keyboard and press demo
Ethanea
02-05-2008, 19:59
-.-

God I hate juggalos. Stupid people listening to Shitty Music.
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 20:00
How dare you criticalise, the great music of the chav populates of Britain, It take great skill to turn on the keyboard and press demo
http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/nedmusic/music/2o___Div_Gee_Rydo_Ess.mp3

Hell yes.
Neesika
02-05-2008, 20:01
Nice one! Liking the beads A Lot from what I see on the flickr :D Na, those aren't my pics, I'm just stealing ideas :)

A-level exams, *sigh*, still the weather is excellent at the moment here in York, so that's all good.

Ah...I finished finals last week and it already seems ages ago...weather here is utter shite :(
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 20:02
Na, those aren't my pics, I'm just stealing ideas :)
Ah, fair doos indeed.
Ah...I finished finals last week and it already seems ages ago...
Hope they all turn out well :)
weather here is utter shite :(
Yer in Canada, what did you expect :p

At least it's probably better where you are than it is in Calgary, eh?
Hachihyaku
02-05-2008, 20:03
How dare you criticalise, the great music of the chav populates of Britain, It take great skill to turn on the keyboard and press demo

Well I'm sorry?
Zilam
02-05-2008, 20:03
http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/nedmusic/music/2o___Div_Gee_Rydo_Ess.mp3

Hell yes.

My ears are bleeding now.
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 20:06
My ears are bleeding now.
I personally love the line "Peter McAlister ya wee fat fanny". Legendary.
Gothicbob
02-05-2008, 20:06
http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/nedmusic/music/2o___Div_Gee_Rydo_Ess.mp3

Hell yes.

that made my 2 year daughter cry, and she likes death metal
Neesika
02-05-2008, 20:06
Ah, fair doos indeed.

Hope they all turn out well :) Me too, and ditto for you!

Yer in Canada, what did you expect :p Global warming to turn Alberta into a tropical paradise?

At least it's probably better where you are than it is in Calgary, eh?

Calgary doesn't exist.
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 20:08
that made my 2 year daughter cry, and she likes death metal
Not sure she should even be listening to it :p
Me too, and ditto for you!
Ta.
Global warming to turn Alberta into a tropical paradise?
Best of luck with that one :p
Calgary doesn't exist.
I know someone from Calgary :p
Neesika
02-05-2008, 20:11
Ta.OOOooh! I just checked marks...I have three back so far...two A +, 1 B +...considering I think I did worse this semester than ever, I am quite happy so far. *parties it up with the hama beads*


I know someone from Calgary :p

It never happened.
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 20:14
OOOooh! I just checked marks...I have three back so far...two A +, 1 B +...considering I think I did worse this semester than ever, I am quite happy so far. *parties it up with the hama beads*
Damned good job.
It never happened.
Whilst I am aware that 93% of Canadians are nomadic and live in igloos for most of the year, I'm pretty sure that one of your longer-term settlements is Calgary, where the King of Canada resides with his pet polar bear and riding moose.

That said, I only got an A, rather than an A* at GCSE Geography, so I can't be too sure.
Gothicbob
02-05-2008, 20:17
Not sure she should even be listening to it :p

To death metal?
Yootopia
02-05-2008, 20:17
To death metal?
Pish tunes from Glasgow full of people calling each other fat shites and the rest :p
Gothicbob
02-05-2008, 20:20
Pish tunes from Glasgow full of people calling each other fat shites and the rest :p

but how else is she going to increase her vocabulary:confused:
Kryozerkia
02-05-2008, 20:22
Well to be fair, mine objects to it even spelled correctly.

I must beg him for forgiveness! Do not condemn me to.....eh.....what's the opposite of Shangri La? What religion is that anyway?

Shanghai. *nods*

"Shanghai is not a nice place this time of year, why not try Hell?" ~ Saitou Hajime (Ruronini Kenshin: Tsuiokuhen)

If we consult Wiki disambiguation, we can see that it is a country in the Chinese province of Yunnan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shangri-La_%28disambiguation%29

Though, I think the reference is primarily fictitious.

Shangri-La is a fictional place described in the 1933 novel Lost Horizon by British author James Hilton. In the book, "Shangri-La" is a mystical, harmonious valley, gently guided from a lamasery, enclosed in the western end of the Kunlun Mountains. Shangri-La has become synonymous with any earthly paradise but particularly a mythical Himalayan utopia—a permanently happy land, isolated from the outside world. In the novel Lost Horizon, the people who live at Shangri-La are almost immortal, living years beyond the normal lifespan. The word also evokes the imagery of exoticism of the Orient. The story of Shangri-La is based on the concept of Shambhala, a mystical city in Tibetan Buddhist tradition.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shangri-La

"A mounds bar is not a sprinkle. A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle sir. Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here!" ~ Apu
Knights of Liberty
02-05-2008, 20:24
ICP fans are not human.


And non-humans shouldnt be using the computer.
New Ziedrich
02-05-2008, 21:04
ICP caused me to lose a friend. You see, I don't like any kind of rap. Back when I was in high school, a friend of mine wanted me to listen to some ICP. I hated it, but I tried to be polite about it. The next school year, he turned into a total prick. Fortunately he was a little guy, so I could kick him around whenever I needed to shut him up, but he was too stupid to learn that being an ass got him hurt. Goddamn he was annoying.

And that is why ICP sucks; it turns people into assholes.
Gothicbob
02-05-2008, 21:07
ICP caused me to lose a friend. You see, I don't like any kind of rap. Back when I was in high school, a friend of mine wanted me to listen to some ICP. I hated it, but I tried to be polite about it. The next school year, he turned into a total prick. Fortunately he was a little guy, so I could kick him around whenever I needed to shut him up, but he was too stupid to learn that being an ass got him hurt. Goddamn he was annoying.

And that is why ICP sucks; it turns people into assholes.

I think that a prob with your friend, not the music. I listen to rock, i have a two year old daughter, i have also been told i am a bad parent cos of listening to metal, punk etc
Knights of Liberty
02-05-2008, 21:09
I think that a prob with your friend, not the music. I listen to rock, i have a two year old daughter, i have also been told i am a bad parent cos of listening to metal, punk etc

No, in this case, the problem is the music.

EDIT: Good God, I feel dirty even refering to Insane Clown Possey as "music".
Gothicbob
02-05-2008, 21:11
No, in this case, the problem is the music.

EDIT: Good God, I feel dirty even refering to Insane Clown Possey as "music".

No, the music may be a sign of the person changing, but no matter how bad the music is, it dose not turn people into arseholes.

Edit Don't feel dirty, there worst bands out there, not many, but some
Knights of Liberty
02-05-2008, 21:11
No, the music masic may be a sign of the person changing, but no matter how bad the music is, it dose not turn people into arseholes.

No, but only someone predisposed to idiocy/asshatery would listen to ICP.
Potarius
02-05-2008, 21:12
No, the music masic may be a sign of the person changing, but no matter how bad the music is, it dose not turn people into arseholes.

What the hell is "music masic"?
Gothicbob
02-05-2008, 21:13
What the hell is "music masic"?

Typo, (and i am dyslexic so i miss more then most)
sorry
Potarius
02-05-2008, 21:17
Typo, (and i am dyslexic so i miss more then most)
sorry

Ah, sorry about that.

But I think we should look into this Music Masic thing.
Gothicbob
02-05-2008, 21:21
Ah, sorry about that.

But I think we should look into this Music Masic thing.

No worries, and what do you think music masic is?
Nerotika
02-05-2008, 21:22
Now i'de hate to burst some bubbles, nor effect this wonderful direction the conversation is taking (Sarcasm ment) but from what I just read in the first page no one here even knows what a Juggalo is.

Allow a true Juggalo to enlighten you, first off no we don't run around listenin only to ICP (KmK and Tech N9ne are also Juggalo's, in fact Vanilla Ice is one as well) and I infact hate some of alot of their songs. But thats not what makes a Juggalo, its that we just don't give a fuck about your opinions and the only reason I feel I need to explain this is because the original poster of this thread gave a bad discription.

Well thats all, carry on with your meaningless conversations for the general audience.
Potarius
02-05-2008, 21:26
No worries, and what do you think music masic is?

Nothing at the moment. We have to figure out what we want "Masic" to mean.
New Ziedrich
02-05-2008, 21:31
Now i'de hate to burst some bubbles, nor effect this wonderful direction the conversation is taking (Sarcasm ment) but from what I just read in the first page no one here even knows what a Juggalo is.

Allow a true Juggalo to enlighten you, first off no we don't run around listenin only to ICP (KmK and Tech N9ne are also Juggalo's, in fact Vanilla Ice is one as well) and I infact hate some of alot of their songs. But thats not what makes a Juggalo, its that we just don't give a fuck about your opinions and the only reason I feel I need to explain this is because the original poster of this thread gave a bad discription.

Well thats all, carry on with your meaningless conversations for the general audience.

Are you the kind of guy that'll stop hanging out with someone because they don't like the music you like? If not, then you're OK with me.

The main reason why people hate ICP so much is because of people like the OP who take offense to any negative comment about their preferred music.
Gothicbob
02-05-2008, 21:34
Nothing at the moment. We have to figure out what we want "Masic" to mean.
Mas-ic (pour-fl)
adj.
1. Having a intelligence decrease cause by repeataive load noise.
2. a powerful drug.
3. G.W. Bush
Ifreann
02-05-2008, 21:34
But thats not what makes a Juggalo, its that we just don't give a fuck about your opinions

There's a word for that already. Apathy.
Gothicbob
02-05-2008, 21:37
Now i'de hate to burst some bubbles, nor effect this wonderful direction the conversation is taking (Sarcasm ment) but from what I just read in the first page no one here even knows what a Juggalo is.

Allow a true Juggalo to enlighten you, first off no we don't run around listenin only to ICP (KmK and Tech N9ne are also Juggalo's, in fact Vanilla Ice is one as well) and I infact hate some of alot of their songs. But thats not what makes a Juggalo, its that we just don't give a fuck about your opinions and the only reason I feel I need to explain this is because the original poster of this thread gave a bad discription.

Well thats all, carry on with your meaningless conversations for the general audience.

So give me some information? I want to know the tenet of your Religion, the dogma and the holy texts? otherwise your just a marketing ploy
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
02-05-2008, 21:44
Allow a true Juggalo to enlighten you, first off no we don't run around listenin only to ICP (KmK and Tech N9ne are also Juggalo's, in fact Vanilla Ice is one as well) and I infact hate some of alot of their songs.
We don't just like to eat dirt, sometimes we mix a bit of feces in their too.
Spore113
02-05-2008, 21:52
sorry had to go to class but yeah we listen to other music
Gothicbob
02-05-2008, 21:59
sorry had to go to class but yeah we listen to other music

Cool on the music front, but tell me about your religion? I want information!
Intangelon
02-05-2008, 22:03
well is any one a juggalo or not

p.s. shagri la is heaven for christans

Really? The way it's typed it looks like heaven for Austin Powers.

Well I don't think its stupid but theres always people who say any religions stupid. But this juggalo...nism justs sounds like a fan service thing for the band or something...
Something to make the fans feel wanted? Or belonging?

Good Lord, SOMEone has to. And that explains ICP. They know they're pandering to the assholes.

Calgary doesn't exist.

My sister lives there. I've visited. I'm here to tell ya, Calgary exists. Now, if you wanna talk about whether or not living there actually counts as existence, that's a whole 'nother story.
Spore113
03-05-2008, 00:28
there is a song that explains the whole thing. the unveiling look it up
Copiosa Scotia
03-05-2008, 00:42
sorry had to go to class but yeah we listen to other music

Oh noes, he's back like a vertebrae.

Sorry, I knew a kid in middle school who used to recite that lyric all the freaking time.
Ryadn
03-05-2008, 00:57
I believe so, yes. Strange standards for cool.


Fuck me, I tihnk I just dropped some IQ points reading that. Someone needs to tell ICP that there are more words in the English language than bitch.

Someone needs to tell them that stealing lyrics from the person you're mocking and rearranging them =/= parody. But then someone would have to find them, and as far as I know, we still don't have a time machine that can go back 10 years.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
03-05-2008, 01:09
i would like to say hi and make a chat that we can relate for all who don't know don't ask if your a juggalo and proud say hi

What in heavens is this thread about?:eek:
Potarius
03-05-2008, 01:10
What in heavens is this thread about?:eek:

You.

Don't.

Want.

To.

Know.
Dyakovo
03-05-2008, 01:12
What in heavens is this thread about?:eek:

juggalos
Nanatsu no Tsuki
03-05-2008, 01:13
You.

Don't.

Want.

To.

Know.

I.

Don´t?

Ok.
:D
Boonytopia
03-05-2008, 01:40
This is easily the most amusingly bizarre thread I've read in a long time.

Thank you. :p
Dyakovo
03-05-2008, 01:42
What in heavens is this thread about?:eek:
Hope this helps...
A Juggalo (male or female) or Juggalette (more commonly used for a female) is a member of the group that has grown up around the fanbase of the Michigan rap/horrorcore group Insane Clown Posse (ICP), and related recording artists at Psychopathic Records. Much of the predominant philosophy of the group stems from the Dark Carnival, a mythology that was carried as a theme in six ICP albums known as the 6 Joker's Cards.

The Juggalo subculture started in the early 1990s. As seen in other subcultures, from parallels in music came parallels in interests, style, and slang. Facepainting in the style of ICP and other Psychopathic Records artists is a common practice at Juggalo-oriented social activities.

Also, characteristic of the Juggalos is devotion to the inexpensive soft drink Faygo, popularized by ICP.
Dostanuot Loj
03-05-2008, 01:44
Well, I guess it's time for me to join Nerotika and post on behalf of all actual Juggalos.

First and foremost, to the OP. Grow up kid. You're not even remotely a Juggalo if you think this crap is religion. ICP has their stupidity, and their insights, and they claim they do it for God (And you have to listen hard over their albums to hear it), but that doesn't make them divine or something. Grow up and look around you.

And for the record, I considered myself a Juggalo, untill they sold out and tried to play the Christian angle. I'm still into their old stuff, I'm still the same I was before, but the association guys like the OP here bring with the idea of a "Juggalo" have led me to simply drop the idea.

Yes, you did drop some IQ points, it would seem.:p


Seriously though, the type of people that usually listen to ICP are not the sharpest knives in the drawer, to say the least. I had a manager at work, who was 25 years old, lived in his mom's basement, and listened to this crap religiously. He was below par in the scheme of things, and I'd honestly blame this music on it.

I'd say blame him for being an idiot. I know two people with PhDs who are ICP fans, one of who did his PhD on the religious nature of rock and rap music.

ICP caused me to lose a friend. You see, I don't like any kind of rap. Back when I was in high school, a friend of mine wanted me to listen to some ICP. I hated it, but I tried to be polite about it. The next school year, he turned into a total prick. Fortunately he was a little guy, so I could kick him around whenever I needed to shut him up, but he was too stupid to learn that being an ass got him hurt. Goddamn he was annoying.

And that is why ICP sucks; it turns people into assholes.

Well I was an asshole before I listened to ICP, and I'm an asshole now even though it's been two years since I pulled out one of their albums. But whatever happened to your friend, it happened because he was an asshole or some crap happened to him. Perhaps you being a bully about it when he started to think it was "cool" to be an idiot didn't help much?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
03-05-2008, 01:50
Hope this helps...

Ah, I see. Thanks.

Then I can safely say that I AM NOT a Juggalette.:)
Gun Manufacturers
03-05-2008, 01:54
i would like to say hi and make a chat that we can relate for all who don't know don't ask if your a juggalo and proud say hi

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9251/worthlessqi7.jpg
Dyakovo
03-05-2008, 01:59
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9251/worthlessqi7.jpg

What was your first clue?
Gun Manufacturers
03-05-2008, 02:02
What was your first clue?

The thread title was a big first clue. :D
Dyakovo
03-05-2008, 02:04
The thread title was a big first clue. :D

Mine as well, however I'm bored and have nothing better to do...
Angry Fruit Salad
03-05-2008, 02:53
Days like this make me worry...and then I remember, this is NSG. :rolleyes:
Kyronea
03-05-2008, 04:28
Days like this make me worry...and then I remember, this is NSG. :rolleyes:

Look at it this way: it'd be freaky if this place was entirely intellectual all the time. With things like this, we keep our touch with the rest of humanity.

Not that we have to like it, you understand...

As for you, original poster, ICP is not music. Rap is not music. It's horribly horrendous poetry with a terrible beat to it.

So I don't think I'd qualify as a "juggalo", no.
CthulhuFhtagn
03-05-2008, 07:53
I don't know if it is actually possible to like a worse band.

On this planet, there exists a person who believes that "My Humps" is a good song.
Marrakech II
03-05-2008, 09:20
On this planet, there exists a person who believes that "My Humps" is a good song.

Isn't it "My lovely lady humps"?
Callisdrun
03-05-2008, 09:54
not giggalo. juggalo a follower of the teachings insane clown posse teach. insane clown posse is a rap band

Lmao, ICP sucks so much balls. Commercial shite.
M-mmYumyumyumYesindeed
03-05-2008, 12:36
Isn't it "My lovely lady humps"?

"My lovely lady lumps."
Lerkistan
04-05-2008, 04:59
Never heard of Santan? Is he/she the counterpart of Santa in your "religion"?

Santan'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ml3NUIDpFg
Demented Hamsters
04-05-2008, 10:52
i'm not sorry for posting the gesture but i am going to shagrila and not hecks pit
If, by shagrila, you mean Shangri La then don't get too excited. I've been there and it sucked.
As for 'Hecks pit' I can't helped but be reminded of a Farside cartoon which had a Demon angrily telling a fellow demon, "I heard that! A wimp am I? Well, to heck with you!"
Are you so trapped in religion, you can't even say the big scary 'H' word?

and no, I don't mean Halitosis.
Geniasis
04-05-2008, 19:37
If, by shagrila, you mean Shangri La then don't get too excited. I've been there and it sucked.

Well maybe if you hadn't kept refusing to try the water slide...

and no, I don't mean Halitosis.

Hyrdognated?

Oh God, this thread is going right to my thighs!
New Ziedrich
04-05-2008, 20:55
This thread is still active? Wow.

Well I was an asshole before I listened to ICP, and I'm an asshole now even though it's been two years since I pulled out one of their albums. But whatever happened to your friend, it happened because he was an asshole or some crap happened to him. Perhaps you being a bully about it when he started to think it was "cool" to be an idiot didn't help much?

Hell, I wanted to work things out with the kid at first, but he kept on being an ass. Not my fault.

And no, I don't really blame ICP for that kid's actions.
Cosmopoles
04-05-2008, 21:09
Wait, we are talking about these guys (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29421), right?