NationStates Jolt Archive

This thread is for all the newbies to introduce themselves and all that jazz.


Consider this as a substitute for the individual "Hello, I'm new" threads.

All submit to TSI.

I'm new! Wait no I'm not....









I just wanted to belong.

I'm new! Wait no I'm not....

I just wanted to belong.

You're newer than me, if that helps.

You're newer than me, if that helps.

It quells the pain a little.

Consider this as a substitute for the individual "Hello, I'm new" threads.
Sorry, didn't want to be annoying with my thread, just read that i should and thought, if it's recommendet in that thread then it's ok. to do it.

Sorry, didn't want to be annoying with my thread, just read that i should and thought, if it's recommendet in that thread then it's ok. to do it.
You're just fine, but one thing.

Whatever one poster does, all will do.

I'm new here - though not as new as I was when I said I was new yesterday.

Maybe this should be stickied?

You're newer than me, if that helps.

great Scott! when did I get so old?

Whatever one poster does, all will do.

I wondered how I got my period :p

But wait. I really am new. Is there a door prize?

*sets traps in strategic locations and baits them with gun smilies and instructions on how to invade other nations*

But wait. I really am new. Is there a door prize?

A Marmite covered chicken?

http://freakytrigger.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/marmite-chicken-before.jpg

Welcome new people :)
Don 't be scared by some of the more agressive posters. Not even if they tear you apart and feed you to wild ants.

But wait. I really am new. Is there a door prize?

There's a trap door prize...

There's a trap door prize...

*stands by on the lever* A little to the left...

Not even if they tear you apart and feed you to wild ants.
Hey, ant feeding is fun.

I'm new too. I became a NSGer 3 months ago.

Of course, my spamming potential is so awesome I have 3,500+ posts already. I ain't braggin' though.:D

Oh my!

When was I supposed to turn the gas on? Somebody? I've got twenty canisters of cyanogen chloride here for some reason.

Hello there, my nation name is Euroslavia. I'm fairly new to this game. What exactly are you supposed to do here? Where's the war button? I wanna destroy other people.

Hello there, my nation name is Euroslavia. I'm fairly new to this game. What exactly are you supposed to do here? Where's the war button? I wanna destroy other people.

...
You destroyed my nation !
NOT FAIR !

Mommy :'( :(

Hello there, my nation name is Euroslavia. I'm fairly new to this game. What exactly are you supposed to do here? Where's the war button? I wanna destroy other people.

War button??? :eek:

Hello there, my nation name is Euroslavia. I'm fairly new to this game. What exactly are you supposed to do here? Where's the war button? I wanna destroy other people.

The war button is disguised....Find it and you win a prize :p

Hello there, my nation name is Euroslavia. I'm fairly new to this game. What exactly are you supposed to do here? Where's the war button? I wanna destroy other people.

I drop 6000000 n00ks on your nation and put paid to your evil plans. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

I'm new. I said this yesterday, but now there's a thread for it. Haven't used a gun smilie yet. Wait.

:sniper:

I feel more noobish now. ^.^

I'm new. I said this yesterday, but now there's a thread for it. Haven't used a gun smilie yet. Wait.

:sniper:

I feel more noobish now. ^.^

If you were here yesterday how can you be new? hmmmm??

I'm new. Technically played this a few years back with some friends and recognize some of the original issues still, but definitely brand new to the forums. Don't know if I'll post much - I'm used to being a lurker on forums.

I was new first, so I still get the prize, right?

The Smunkerrific landhome of Smunkeeville declares war on the world!

:mp5::gundge::sniper::upyours:

*sorry my first post was wasted with actual debate.

Not neccesarily new, just more of a lurker
*lurks*

is it just me or is this nothing more than shameless generalite recruitment?

Hello there, my nation name is Euroslavia. I'm fairly new to this game. What exactly are you supposed to do here? Where's the war button? I wanna destroy other people.

your female aren't you? :p

Of course, my spamming potential is so awesome I have 3,500+ posts already. I ain't braggin' though.:D

48.41 posts per day:eek:

is this your day job?

What is the little red triangle next to each post for ?
Can you declare war with it ?

*presses it 500 times* N00K P0\/\/3R !

Okydokie, well I'm for sure really, really new at this. So far, I fail to see what is so great about this game. No offence intended.

your female aren't you? :p


Looks like I've found my first target!


:(:sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::gundge:

48.41 posts per day:eek:

is this your day job?

ROFL! No. But when I have the time I do spend a lot of time here. Yes CTP, I have no life and you can say it.:p