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How 'bout a quiz on what your "dating persona" is?

http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test

My dating persona is "The Boy Next Door"

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

Gee, that last part sounds like me, without the backrubs to kids thing of course. :p

You're just a fucking asshole...go die somewhere


Wow. They got me spot on.

The Loverboy, random gentle love master. Wow. I answered honestly and this is all I got.:sniper:

I am, shockingly, one again The Slow Dancer.

There are too many questions on this thing where my answer is not selectable; ie, "how do you feel about sex without emotion?", or "after five really successful dates, are you a couple?" The latter depends entirely on what each member is *looking* for, whether they've discussed their status/status-to-be, whether successful means they tolerate each other or have made their way back to the house every time... there's too many "it depends" to give a one-word answer.

Besides, I'm too impatient to sit clicking buttons for pages and pages.

Wow. They got me spot on.Whoa, who'da thunk it. Did you swap your results with mine or something? :confused:

There are too many questions on this thing where my answer is not selectable; ie, "how do you feel about sex without emotion?", or "after five really successful dates, are you a couple?" The latter depends entirely on what each member is *looking* for, whether they've discussed their status/status-to-be, whether successful means they tolerate each other or have made their way back to the house every time... there's too many "it depends" to give a one-word answer.Gotta wonder if communication is really important in this quiz, really.

I'm too impatient to sit clicking buttons for pages and pages.The irony here is just ... STAGGERING. And, i guess, glistening. :p

The Peach. Wow..I must have calmed down a little bit since last year.:eek:

I gotta fix that...

Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.

You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.

You're perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You're a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It's just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you.

I don't know if I agree.

I got the boy next door. I'm not sure I agree.

I got the boy next door. I'm not sure I agree.
Don't be disingenuous ... you probably left out the part where it says, "...left the blinds drawn. Didn't make a lot of noise. Seemed nice enough."

Pool Boy. I call shenanigans.

Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end—and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have—than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.

There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

:eek:

The LoverboyRandom Gentle Love Master
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.


Accurate. Most women who know me would also say accurate. Fiance who is in the room says its accurate (go figure though eh?:p)

Accurate. Most women who know me would also say accurate. Fiance who is in the room says its accurate (go figure though eh?:p)

Waitwaitwait. You have a fiance?!

...

How old are you? I always thought you were, at most, seventeen...

How old are you? I always thought you were, at most, seventeen...

Off by about 4 years ;)


God Im glad Im not seventeen anymore. I dont know what Id do if I could no longer buy beer.

This has been posted before. I'm the Pool Boy, like last time.

Compassionate, loving, and understanding, but only for one business week, you are The 5-Night Stand.

Sex is your primary objective, and you are a skilled manipulator. Therefore, you get LOTS of ass. Most likely, you juggle many women at once; you care about all of them a lot, but each of them a little. It adds up, right? One love.

You're not dishonest with people, exactly. It's unlikely, for instance, you'd actually say "I love you," just to get laid; and you might even go as far as explaining "I'm not ready for a commitment" to a potential partner. Of course, when you say it, you'd smile that special smile, like you two have an inside joke. Her.

The secret of your success? Every nice person has an instinct to fix the broken dirtbag within you. Women especially have this instinct, because deep down they want their sons to be evil, a genetic advantage.

To wit, your most likely occupations are stock broker, lawyer, and photographer. You are a hard worker, because power and success turn you on.

Son of a....

Well, you know what?

It's aaaaaaaaall true.

Hell this guy

http://panther.is0.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBSMm.gif

even looks like me.

Off by about 4 years ;)


God Im glad Im not seventeen anymore. I dont know what Id do if I could no longer buy beer.

Twenty-one? That's too young to get married, I think. I know I wouldn't get married right now.

But obviously that's up to you.

Neo Art: Ahaha!

Son of a....

Well, you know what?

It's aaaaaaaaall true.

Hell this guy

http://panther.is0.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBSMm.gif

even looks like me.



Yeah, I was going to say, they got you pegged all the way down to your occupation, and I can just conclude that from your banter with Neesika.:p

Twenty-one? That's too young to get married, I think. I know I wouldn't get married right now.


We're not getting married till she graduates and Im done with grad school. Ill be at least 24.


But, we were dating for 3 years. At that point, might as well pop the question, eh?

But, we were dating for 3 years. At that point, might as well pop the question, eh?

How about you fly in and talk to my boyfriend. :(

We're not getting married till she graduates and Im done with grad school. Ill be at least 24.


But, we were dating for 3 years. At that point, might as well pop the question, eh?

Well, alrighty then. Enjoy your relationship. :)

I am supposedly The Slow dancer. It describes me somewhat.

Whats with the who would you rather be caught masturbating question?

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

Always avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM)

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), The Sonnet (DGLD)

Whats with the who would you rather be caught masturbating question?

Dunno, but depending on how I answered I went from The Last Man on Earth to The Boy Next Door.

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)
The Sudden Departure

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

I remember that I had the boy next door or one of those others the last time. So I have no idea how I ended up with the Last Man on Earth...

Off by about 4 years ;)


God Im glad Im not seventeen anymore. I dont know what Id do if I could no longer buy beer.

What? You're 13? You from the FCLS or something?

Dunno, but depending on how I answered I went from The Last Man on Earth to The Boy Next Door.

Which was which?

Its strange that they think who you would rather be caught mastubating by can change your persona

What? You're 13? You from the FCLS or something?

I kill you.;)



Read the second part, how could I buy beer if I was thirteen lol?

How 'bout a quiz on what your "dating persona" is?

Lol

The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)
The Vapor Trail

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:
Positive
Feelings HER
YOU
Time

Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.

FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

heh

The GentlemanDeliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM) Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

Lol

The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)
The Vapor Trail

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:
Positive
Feelings HER
YOU
Time

Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.

FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.



This is esspecially funny because if I remember correctly you are married.

This is esspecially funny because if I remember correctly you are married.

Yup, and have been with my wife for 17 years.

Yup, and have been with my wife for 17 years.

Well, leave her now, because according to this internet quiz, thats what your supposed to be doing damnit.

Boy Next Door, again.

Well, leave her now, because according to this internet quiz, thats what your supposed to be doing damnit.

LOL

I got the Sonnet again. Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Billy Goat.

I remember a year ago I took the test and got the Poolboy.

How 'bout a quiz on what your "dating persona" is?

http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test

According to my test I´m: ¨The Wild Rose¨.

The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)

Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.
You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.
Your exact female opposite:
The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master

ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor (DGSM)
CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail (RBLM)

http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test

I think this describes me very well.

Billy Goat.

I remember a year ago I took the test and got the Poolboy.
... Poolboy from Saved! ?

This quiz is clearly just for these people to collect information on people.

But I lied about my birthday, so in the back of my mind, I think I've stuck it to the metaphorical man.

LOL. This is funny because they don't take into account mental disorders, so they just think you're a crazy bitch...


The Sudden DepartureRandom Brutal Love Master (RBLM) Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

Meh, I've never left someone like that. Stupid quiz.

My dating persona is "The Boy Next Door"


I did it a year ago or so, and I was "boy next door" too.

Anyone want a backrub ? :p