NationStates Jolt Archive

One for the LG Files: :p (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24328818&GT1=43001) <---(Smiley is a clicky linky thingie)
I have long maintained that men with big trucks were compensating . . . does this trend mean they now have the cojones to admit it?

The first time I saw them I was kind of "what the HELL?"

Now, to be honest, I giggle at anyone so déclassé and self-conscious to as to have to advertise his supposed virility with an enormous pair of prosthetic truck balls.

Clarification for us dumbasses please.

prosthetic truck balls.

As in testicles. Huevos. 'Nads. Try the websites bumpernuts or bullballs. Or google it.

WARNING! ridiculously outsized representations of male genitals WILL be present on those sites. If you'll be offended, DON'T go looking for them.

You really have to wonder who would buy these in pink? (http://www.bullsballs.com/truck/nutz/) I mean, once you've wrapped your head around who would buy them at all?

Clarification for us dumbasses please.

Oh, and the ":p" in the OP is a clicky linky thingie (sorry for the confusion!)

What the fuck?

Testicle bill dangles over legistators? *giggle*
Do you think they'll stand proud on this one?
Or will the house leave them swinging in the breeze?

Now, to be honest, I giggle at anyone so déclassé and self-conscious to as to have to advertise his supposed virility with an enormous pair of prosthetic truck balls.

Ooh. Now that made my balls tingle. Do it again!

Testicle bill dangles over legistators? *giggle*
Do you think they'll stand proud on this one?
Or will the house leave them swinging in the breeze?

I'm more concerned about who will have the swing vote . . .

Oh, and the ":p" in the OP is a clicky linky thingie (sorry for the confusion!)

Ok, I didn't realise, thanks.

I am no longer confused, just very... squicked out.

Ok, I didn't realise, thanks.

I am no longer confused, just very... squicked out.

Sorry again! I fixed the OP *giggles about using the word "fixed"*

i dont see the point of outlawing these very tacky ornaments. i saw one on the back of a truck yesterday--first time i think--and i can still see.

i dont see the point of outlawing these very tacky ornaments. i saw one on the back of a truck yesterday--first time i think--and i can still see.

I voted yes when I thought we were talking about oversized gas-guzzling pickup trucks bought for vanity, not actual chrome testicles. I've changed my mind. We need people this tacky to self-identify so we can remove them from the gene pool.

Hmm, I don't think they should be illegal. It doesn't really hurt anyone and if you want to look like a total caecum then that's up to you and you should be free to do it.

That said, it's understandable to have laws against publicly displaying replica genitalia.

Oh, funny vid involving this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mn_3QGxq-Q

I saw one of these once, i was like, wtf?

http://lolcat.net/d/1393-1/wtf.jpg

:headbang:

God our politicians are idiots.

One for the LG Files: :p (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24328818&GT1=43001) <---(Smiley is a clicky linky thingie)
I have long maintained that men with big trucks were compensating . . . does this trend mean they now have the cojones to admit it?

And we actually pay legislators to come up with ridiculous bills like this?

And we actually pay legislators to come up with ridiculous bills like this?

Hey, the Republican have to stay in power somehow. What better way to do that than to spread fear about plastic "balls" corrupting the mind of our children?

Hey, the Republican have to stay in power somehow. What better way to do that than to spread fear about plastic "balls" corrupting the mind of our children?
Don't forget about the Democrats! Those plastic balls might insult Women or men who don't have ones like them! :D

Don't forget about the Democrats! Those plastic balls might insult Women or men who don't have ones like them! :D

Hehe, that is true.

One for the LG Files: :p (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24328818&GT1=43001) <---(Smiley is a clicky linky thingie)

(Mostly unrelated to the thread) Cool! I didn't know you could do that!

Ooh. Now that made my balls tingle. Do it again!

Déclassé?

Testicle bill dangles over legistators? *giggle*
Do you think they'll stand proud on this one?
Or will the house leave them swinging in the breeze?

I'm more concerned about who will have the swing vote . . .

Come on, even Dick Cheney doesn't have the balls to tackle this legislation. They don't even have a third leg to stand on. I predict support for this to be flaccid, I doubt many supporters will be willing to stand up and be counted. As a matter of fact I doubt they will be able to erect any support at all. Even if the legislators debate until the cock crows the bill is doomed to failure.

If I'm not mistaken, avocados are so named for their resemblance to testicles. So, if I were to hang them on a truck, would that be illegal?

Anyone who would put those on their car should probably be wearing them around their neck!

I wonder who would have the balls to ignore this law...

I'd steer well clear of them!

I wonder who would have the balls to ignore this law...
I'd steer well clear of them!
I should have known this thread would become punographic :eek:

I'd steer well clear of them!

Bollocks.

I'm more concerned about who will have the swing vote . . .

One things for sure, if this resolution were to go public for voting, the support for it would shrivel.


ahh, its the best I could come up with.

I'm rather *ahem* unusual, so my mind is singing a variant of "Do your ears hang low?"...

Okay, people, we had a ball, but let's cut this bull! :D

Okay, people, we had a ball, but let's cut this bull! :D

You win the thread.

*sighs in relief*

You win the thread.

*sighs in relief*

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