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Lets say that, hypothetically, I´m a world-renowned NSGers collector and that I´m starting my new Spring collection afresh:

Which NSGers do you think I should have on that collection?

And which NSGers should be on the Summer, Fall and Spring collections?

Or, should they be categorized in ideologies or overall insanity?

NSG, lend me your voice!!

Can I be part of the summer collection?

Can I be part of the summer collection?


Summer collection? Ok. Tell me why you should be part of the Summer collection?

Summer collection? Ok. Tell me why you should be part of the Summer collection?

Because even though I'm not around often I am enjoyable company. I always try to be fresh and new and not let my personal life interfere with how I treat others... (?)

I'm a man of all seasons and many hats.

I couldn't possibly fit into just one area... It would be trite. It would be boring.

It would be insulting.

Because even though I'm not around often I am enjoyable company. I always try to be fresh and new and not let my personal life interfere with how I treat others... (?)

That sounds like something you say on a dating site. :D

But I like your spunk so... I´ll put you on the Summer collection.

I'm a man of all seasons and many hats.

I couldn't possibly fit into just one area... It would be trite. It would be boring.

It would be insulting.

So you´re like a good pair of jeans. Enjoyable all year round. You can be an all Season item then.:D

That sounds like something you say on a dating site. :D

But I like your spunk so... I´ll put you on the Summer collection.

Not what i was going for...

Not what i was going for...

You´re a problematic item. I should put you on Winter.

What were you aiming for?

i'm especially sassy in the springwhen my stigmata is fresh and my crown of thorns goes perfectly with my sandles

i'm especially sassy in the springwhen my stigmata is fresh and my crown of thrones goes perfectly with my sandels

Dude, seriously, the color of your posts makes me wanna break my diet and have hot dogs with mustard and ketchup.:eek:

You´re a problematic item. I should put you on Winter.

What were you aiming for?

I mean I wasn't going for the dating site sound :p.


I'll try again


I live in a cave with my mother and my brother
He's blind in one and can't see out the other
I work at a factory making peanut butter
I see a lot of peanuts but never the other!
I'm a mad ass fat ass
With a wide ass
Living like trailer trash
With no cash!

(?)

I mean I wasn't going for the dating site sound :p.


I'll try again


I live in a cave with my mother and my brother
He's blind in one and can't see out the other
I work at a factory making peanut butter
I see a lot of peanuts but never the other!
I'm a mad ass fat ass
With a wide ass
Living like trailer trash
With no cash!

(?)

................

I'd obviously be winter at times, what with my obvious cabin fever.
Spring on other occasions, since there's the incessant urge to explode into bloom of some sort or another.
Summer implies heat and consistency, neither of which really have much to do with me.
Fall for the inherent turbulence of the heart not unlike the fraying, sogging, and browning of a desperate leaf acling.

................

Its 3 am and I'm bored...

I think I earned some insanity rating though...

I'd obviously be winter at times, what with my obvious cabin fever.
Spring on other occasions, since there's the incessant urge to explode into bloom of some sort or another.
Summer implies heat and consistency, neither of which really have much to do with me.
Fall for the inherent turbulence of the heart not unlike the fraying, sogging, and browning of a desperate leaf acling.

Like Potarius, you´re for all seasons then.

Winter, 'cause I'm so giving you the cold shoulder. ZING!

Like Potarius, you´re for all seasons then.Still not sure about the summer aspect. Perhaps the "Gone Wild" attitude or something.

I'd be sitting in the shed out the back waiting to be restored... Because some idiot went and bought me off ebay not realizing that I was completely rusted out underneath the new coat of paint(bloody ebay and it's so called buyer-protection). I sit there for all seasons until finally the owner dies and the grand children come into clean out the museum. They finally get a skip bin and dump me in there...

However, my chronicle doesn't finish there, as at the dump some scavenger comes up and thinks "Gee, I'm sure I could take that home, restore it and sell it for a decent profit!" However, I sit in the back of their car or in their junk room until the missus finally puts me on ebay because I "Am getting in the way all the time and just gathering dust because [my scavengers] drunk arse is never going to get around to doing anything with [me]"

And thus the cycle begins again...

As a jaunty rogue with a debonair sense of personal style, I'd say I belong in the summer collection.

As a jaunty rogue with a debonair sense of personal style, I'd say I belong in the summer collection.... YOU?
:confused:

... YOU?
:confused:

Just let it sink in, Straughn.

Still not sure about the summer aspect. Perhaps the "Gone Wild" attitude or something.

Yeah, and the surround sound!

Just let it sink in, Straughn.Are you coming on to me?
No way. I'm still walking different from the last time you whispered that to me.

No way. I'm still walking different from the last time you whispered that to me.

Look, how was I supposed to know it was Ben-Gay? And for that matter, you forgot the safe word!

I'm not sure I'd want to be in a collection; I tend to get cranky when I'm in too close proximity with others. But, if it were absolutely necessary, I'd like to be in the winter collection - I like snow, even in large amounts, I like cold weather, I'm over 60, and I'm too cool.

Look, how was I supposed to know it was Ben-Gay? And for that matter, you forgot the safe word!One, you strapped the friggin' ball gag on too tight.
Two, i can't even PRONOUNCE most Xhosa terms. Especially "antidisestablismentarianism"

One, you strapped the friggin' ball gag on too tight.
Two, i can't even PRONOUNCE most Xhosa terms. Especially "antidisestablismentarianism"

You ripped that off from Lunatic Goofball's uncle's eulogy.

You ripped that off from Lunatic Goofball's uncle's eulogy.

Perhaps, but he's not gonna be using it anymore. I'm just lucky we have similarly-sized mouths.

Perhaps, but he's not gonna be using it anymore. I'm just lucky we have similarly-sized mouths.

Now, that, just creeped me out.:eek:

Now, that, just creeped me out.:eek:

That reminds me ... ever seen "The Yes Men"?
I read somewhere recently that they're working on the food reconstitution bit in light of the current food crises some places are facing. :(

That reminds me ... ever seen "The Yes Men"?
I read somewhere recently that they're working on the food reconstitution bit in light of the current food crises some places are facing. :(

Nope, never seen it.

I hope food doesn´t become too scarce in Spain. I don´t know what famine is.

Perhaps, but he's not gonna be using it anymore. I'm just lucky we have similarly-sized mouths.

Those were the last words spoken between the guys from WHAM

Those were the last words spoken between the guys from WHAM

:eek:
Wake me up, before you go go!

Those were the last words spoken between the guys from WHAM
That reminds me - your gender has *again* come into question on one of the current threads.
Can you assist?

That reminds me - your gender has *again* come into question on one of the current threads.
Can you assist?

My gender?

Since I'm only a cluster of renegade neurons in your brain, I don't have indepedent genitalia, but since I'm pirating your genetic material to facilitate mitosis, I suppose I'm male.

Which thread?

I'd obviously be winter at times, what with my obvious cabin fever.
Stay away from me..
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0303816/CountryHamscropped.jpg

My gender?

Since I'm only a cluster of renegade neurons in your brain, I don't have indepedent genitalia, but since I'm pirating your genetic material to facilitate mitosis, I suppose I'm male.

Which thread?

I questioned it. Yeah. On the Date Thread.:p

Stay away from me..
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0303816/CountryHamscropped.jpg

Did you catch the Mythbusters episode? KARI WAS UP HERE!!!!!! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
BTW, what's with the linkie?

I questioned it. Yeah. On the Date Thread.:p

Yeah, at first i'd had some suspicion of Aenima, but i think a few letters were misplaced or something.

Yeah, at first i'd had some suspicion of Aenima, but i think a few letters were misplaced or something.

The incognito being, is Jhah a girl or a boy or part of our brains?

And with that, I must depart. I´m sleepy.
Ki o tsukette, minna-san!!

what in the flocking heck, does time of year have to do with collecting anything.

not that collecting is anything other then a con game anyway.
REAL hobbies are about MAKEING and designing and imagineering things, not about "collecting"!

the only thing time of year has to do with anything that i know of, is the growing seasons for vegitables, and how much of what you nead to wear to stay warm.

i've never understood the concept of collecting sentient beings either, nor any other life forms for that matter. building friendships maybe, but collecting?

humans have got to be the wierdest aliens in the known universe.

'collecting' each other, what a bunch of loonies.

=^^=
.../\...

I nominate myself for erm...Autumn collection because I'm a relaxed kind of guy and it also my birthday in the Autumn.

I think you should collect 'em by insanity, quality of spam, and...

...power of innuendo...


But I like your spunk so...

:eek:

I belong in all four seasons, guarding the rest of the collection with my fear inspiring appearance.

Lets say that, hypothetically, I´m a world-renowned NSGers collector and that I´m starting my new Spring collection afresh:

Which NSGers do you think I should have on that collection?

And which NSGers should be on the Summer, Fall and Spring collections?

Or, should they be categorized in ideologies or overall insanity?

NSG, lend me your voice!!

You can't forget MHiJ...

Nope, never seen it.

I hope food doesn´t become too scarce in Spain. I don´t know what famine is.

1: an extreme scarcity of food
Hope that helps...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/REDanceDdanser007.gif

So where would you keep all these people? Would you lock everyone in your basement or maybe old tool shed? Are we just talking a fortified compound somewhere?

I think you should collect 'em by insanity, quality of spam, and...

...power of innuendo...



:eek:

And how should I collect them, Grav? By post count? Ideology? Sex prowess? LG worshiping?:p

You can't forget MHiJ...

Oh, I would never forget teh MHiJ. It´s essential to have MHiJ in a collection.

So where would you keep all these people? Would you lock everyone in your basement or maybe old tool shed? Are we just talking a fortified compound somewhere?

No, no, I have devised the best contention method for my collection specimens. I will keep them in Clone vats. That way I can store them by the hundreds, sorta like the humans in The Matrix. Yup.:D

I'm definitely a fall item. Sarcastic, sometimes moody, prone to smoking cigarettes as the months get colder. I look good in earth and leaf colors.

I'm definitely a fall item. Sarcastic, sometimes moody, prone to smoking cigarettes as the months get colder. I look good in earth and leaf colors.

Ok, you´re a fall keeper.

Intestinal Fluids are a year round nessesity.

I'm definitely a fall item. Sarcastic, sometimes moody, prone to smoking cigarettes as the months get colder. I look good in earth and leaf colors.

*clothes Ryadn in mud & leaves*
Yup, looks good...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes005HL.gif

*clothes Ryadn in mud & leaves*
Yup, looks good...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes005HL.gif

Hmm, that would be an interesting idea for a photoshoot... ;)

[CENTER]*clothes Ryadn in mud & leaves*
Yup, looks good...I guess the leaves give it a feminine touch?

I guess the leaves give it a feminine touch?

No, Ryadn gives it the feminine touch, the leaves (along with the mud) are to show her connection with nature...


Hmm, that would be an interesting idea for a photoshoot... ;)

*searches for camera*

I'm pirating your genetic material to facilitate mitosis, I suppose I'm male.Better be picky.

You can't forget MHiJ...
neither can i for some reason.
Oh, I would never forget teh MHiJ. It´s essential to have MHiJ in a collection.

:)
now i can say i'm collectable.
Oh i'd like to go with Winter, i like the snow and it's so much more picturesque than Summer.
*wants snow in exchange for being collected*
*is waiting*

neither can i for some reason.


:)
now i can say i'm collectable.
Oh i'd like to go with Winter, i like the snow and it's so much more picturesque than Summer.
*wants snow in exchange for being collected*
*is waiting*

*mails an envelope of snow to MHiJ*

*mails an envelope of snow to MHiJ*

but it's all melted? how is this possible
okay as of now it's illegal for the Sun to exist, let us all burn the sun in protest.
*starts burning the sun*

neither can i for some reason.


:)
now i can say i'm collectable.
Oh i'd like to go with Winter, i like the snow and it's so much more picturesque than Summer.
*wants snow in exchange for being collected*
*is waiting*

There, you're Winter collectable.:D

I think the snow payment has already been forwarded by Señor Dyakovo.:p

Well, I guess I'm a spring item, frolicking freely in the meadows, always happy, enjoying some good weather without sweating to death :)

On the other hand, after one season you probably don't want to miss me so you want me for all of them :D

Well, I guess I'm a spring item, frolicking freely in the meadows, always happy, enjoying some good weather without sweating to death :)

On the other hand, after one season you probably don't want to miss me so you want me for all of them :D

Then I should start an all seasons' collection instead of concetrating in a just one per season.;)

Then I should start an all seasons' collection instead of concetrating in a just one per season.;)

Maybe some are just available for certain seasons...

Me, I'm an all season kind of monstruo de bolsillo.

Maybe some are just available for certain seasons...

Me, I'm an all season kind of monstruo de bolsillo.


ROFL! An all seasons Pokémon, eh?:D

ROFL! An all seasons Pokémon, eh?:D

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes005HL.gif
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Dyakovochu.jpg

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/EMOPOyes005HL.gif
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Dyakovochu.jpg

I want to be:

NANATSUSAUR!!
http://www.guiasnintendo.com/3_GB_GameBoy/pokemon/Pokedex/poke_img/01_Bulbasaur.gif

I want to be:

NANATSUSAUR!!
http://www.guiasnintendo.com/3_GB_GameBoy/pokemon/Pokedex/poke_img/01_Bulbasaur.gif
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/Pokesmiley.gif
Done
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Nanatsusaur.gif

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/Pokesmiley.gif
Done
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Nanatsusaur.gif

I love it!!! Gracias!

Lets say that, hypothetically, I´m a world-renowned NSGers collector and that I´m starting my new Spring collection afresh:

Which NSGers do you think I should have on that collection?

And which NSGers should be on the Summer, Fall and Spring collections?

Or, should they be categorized in ideologies or overall insanity?

NSG, lend me your voice!!

I should be in the Fall collection. The reason is, that's apparently what I do best*. :(


*This is in reference to the 4 knee injuries I've sustained since 2001, all while slipping and falling down.

I should be in the Fall collection. The reason is, that's apparently what I do best*. :(


*This is in reference to the 4 knee injuries I've sustained since 2001, all while slipping and falling down.

I see. Then Fall you are.