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Guys, help prevent cancer and take matters into your own hands.

Celtlund II
25-04-2008, 23:35
Ok, it is official. It is not only Ok for men to masturbate but it is even healthy. The study shows that it helps to prevent prostrate cancer. So guys, take matters into your own hands and you will come up with the solution.

Do you masturbate or do you consider it a sin?
Ifreann
25-04-2008, 23:53
*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Newer Burmecia
26-04-2008, 00:05
*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
This.
Poliwanacraca
26-04-2008, 00:14
Do you masturbate or do you consider it a sin?

Neither of the above. :)
Gravlen
26-04-2008, 00:14
http://ceiling-cat.com/ceilingcat.jpg
Ifreann
26-04-2008, 00:19
Neither of the above. :)

You'll be ok, you don't have a prostate :)
Poliwanacraca
26-04-2008, 00:21
You'll be ok, you don't have a prostate :)

True enough. I may be terribly sexually frustrated, but at least I won't get prostate cancer. :p
Johnny B Goode
26-04-2008, 00:24
Halle-fucking-lujah. (Pun not intended)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-04-2008, 00:34
Ok, it is official. It is not only Ok for men to masturbate but it is even healthy. The study shows that it helps to prevent prostrate cancer. So guys, take matters into your own hands and you will come up with the solution.

Do you masturbate or do you consider it a sin?

:eek:
Were you spying on me a few minutes ago?!

*covers flushed cheeks and lubricant*
Ifreann
26-04-2008, 00:37
:eek:
Were you spying on me a few minutes ago?!

*covers flushed cheeks with lubricant*

Mwahahahahaha
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-04-2008, 00:37
Mwahahahahaha

You were! You... you... spy!!:eek:
Gravlen
26-04-2008, 00:38
:eek:
Were you spying on me a few minutes ago?!

*covers flushed cheeks and lubricant*

Why are you lubricating your cheeks? http://forum.mambo-foundation.org/images/smilies/suspicious.gif
Poliwanacraca
26-04-2008, 00:38
Mwahahahahaha

...I totally read it that way, too. :p

My mind is really in the gutter today.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-04-2008, 00:41
Why are you lubricating your cheeks? http://forum.mambo-foundation.org/images/smilies/suspicious.gif

:p
Em... it came out wrong. I wanted to emote covering flushed cheeks and also the lubricant. You have a dirty mind, mister.
Atruria
26-04-2008, 00:46
As per last week's South Park, two times a day... max.
Gravlen
26-04-2008, 00:51
:p
Em... it came out wrong. I wanted to emote covering flushed cheeks and also the lubricant. You have a dirty mind, mister.

Moi? Heaven forbid! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/angelic002.gif
Lunatic Goofballs
26-04-2008, 01:20
This is really going to affect college dorm life:

*walks in* "AAAHH!! What the hell are you doing?!?"
"Fighting cancer!" *fap fap fap*

:p
Marid
26-04-2008, 01:23
Whats with all these sex-type threads?
Call to power
26-04-2008, 01:40
I think women need to get involved in the good fight!

Whats with all these sex-type threads?

NSG is actually a hard core dogging community incase you haven't noticed :)
Celtlund II
26-04-2008, 01:55
:p
Em... it came out wrong. I wanted to emote covering flushed cheeks and also the lubricant. You have a dirty mind, mister.

Cheeks can only mean oral or anal sex. :eek: According to the study neither will will work...oh...maybe they will...or at least the former...oh, no...STD. Well, I guess the correct answer it taking matters into your own hand and coming up with the solution.:D
Celtlund II
26-04-2008, 01:57
Looking at the poll I have to ask. Where are the females? Only two votes and one was yes and the other no. :rolleyes:
Conserative Morality
26-04-2008, 01:58
No wonder I don't have cancer... *Sees everyone staring. Goes into bathroom*
Ryadn
26-04-2008, 01:58
...I totally read it that way, too. :p

My mind is really in the gutter today.

All of NSG is in the gutter today!
Ryadn
26-04-2008, 02:00
Looking at the poll I have to ask. Where are the females? Only two votes and one was yes and the other no. :rolleyes:

We're repressed. By the patriarchy, or something. Nice girls don't do that!

(Apparently Nanatsu and I are the only non-nice girls here)
Celtlund II
26-04-2008, 02:01
I think women need to get involved in the good fight!



NSG is actually a hard core dogging community incase you haven't noticed :)

Excuse me Mam, but would you like to help fight cancer? Oh good, may I borrow your hand for a few minutes? :p
Poliwanacraca
26-04-2008, 02:02
We're repressed. By the patriarchy, or something. Nice girls don't do that!

(Apparently Nanatsu and I are the only non-nice girls here)

Heh, well, while I do consider myself to be fairly nice, I assure you that that "no" vote hasn't much to do with my niceness. ;)
New Malachite Square
26-04-2008, 02:02
(Apparently Nanatsu and I are the only non-nice girls here)

"Only" is a tricky word, seeing as you're also 66% of the female respondents.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-04-2008, 02:39
Cheeks can only mean oral or anal sex. :eek: According to the study neither will will work...oh...maybe they will...or at least the former...oh, no...STD. Well, I guess the correct answer it taking matters into your own hand and coming up with the solution.:D

Dear Keltoi, you confuse me.

Cheeks... oral sex... My reference was to masturbation. You also lubricant for it.:cool:
Celtlund II
26-04-2008, 02:42
Dear Keltoi, you confuse me.

Cheeks... oral sex... My reference was to masturbation. You also lubricant for it.:cool:

You do? So, that's what I've been doing wrong for the last 50ish years. :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-04-2008, 02:44
You do? So, that's what I've been doing wrong for the last 50ish years. :p

Well, you´re not a girl. See, sometimes we don´t quite... get as wet as we´d like for the business and need... some extra help. You know...
*blushes*
Celtlund II
26-04-2008, 03:03
Well, you´re not a girl. See, sometimes we don´t quite... get as wet as we´d like for the business and need... some extra help. You know...
*blushes*

Oh, now I understand.:)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-04-2008, 03:06
Oh, now I understand.:)

Good.
http://userimages02.imvu.com/productdata/images_9ebcdd023638cfdec2ce9d11ab562dbc.gif
New Manvir
26-04-2008, 03:23
whichever guy voted "no" is a dirty liar.
New Malachite Square
26-04-2008, 03:25
whichever guy voted "no" is a dirty liar.

Not necessarily, but whoever voted "It's a sin" is definitely trying to hide something.
Priest Alert!
The Plutonian Empire
26-04-2008, 03:31
I wonder what's the most people have masturbated in a day? :cool:
Kyronea
26-04-2008, 03:41
True enough. I may be terribly sexually frustrated, but at least I won't get prostate cancer. :p

Masturbation is supposed to help sexual frustration though.
Mu Cephei
26-04-2008, 03:44
I wonder what's the most people have masturbated in a day? :cool:

I don't think you want to know... Last time I checked it was four times greater then the population of the planet. Don't ask how it was done. Just marvel at the fact it was and be proud that people like you and me were a part of it.
Poliwanacraca
26-04-2008, 03:58
Masturbation is supposed to help sexual frustration though.

Well, yeah, but only if it...um...works. Which it kinda doesn't for me. Hence my "no" vote.
Kyronea
26-04-2008, 04:02
Well, yeah, but only if it...um...works. Which it kinda doesn't for me. Hence my "no" vote.

...

Oh. I'm sorry...that was rude of me.
The Plutonian Empire
26-04-2008, 04:05
I don't think you want to know... Last time I checked it was four times greater then the population of the planet. Don't ask how it was done. Just marvel at the fact it was and be proud that people like you and me were a part of it.
I meant to say, "what's the most a PERSON has masturbated in a day". :P
Mu Cephei
26-04-2008, 04:11
I meant to say, "what's the most a PERSON has masturbated in a day". :P

My bad, but you still don't want to know... That is a good question though. Anyone knows the answer? Maybe the book of guinness world records knows.
The Plutonian Empire
26-04-2008, 04:14
My bad, but you still don't want to know... That is a good question though. Anyone knows the answer? Maybe the book of guinness world records knows.
I was hoping my posts would inspire someone here on NS to brag about how many times a day he or she has fapped, but I guess not. :p teh lulz
Poliwanacraca
26-04-2008, 05:37
...

Oh. I'm sorry...that was rude of me.

Heh, no problem. :)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-04-2008, 05:38
Masturbation and sex, awesome for stress!!:D
Marrakech II
26-04-2008, 05:45
Well, you´re not a girl. See, sometimes we don´t quite... get as wet as we´d like for the business and need... some extra help. You know...
*blushes*

For the business eh? Wow, I am seeing you in a whole different light here.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-04-2008, 05:46
For the business eh? Wow, I am seeing you in a whole different light here.

:eek:
For the life of me, it´s not as bad as you might think. Really. I... drat!
Laerod
26-04-2008, 09:22
Ok, it is official. It is not only Ok for men to masturbate but it is even healthy. The study shows that it helps to prevent prostrate cancer. So guys, take matters into your own hands and you will come up with the solution.

Do you masturbate or do you consider it a sin?You screwed up the tenses. It should read "OK, it has been official."

Perhaps you should switch to a more up to date news source and check if there's been a thread on it first.
Big Jim P
26-04-2008, 09:34
1: I was born with it, it is mine, and I will play with it as I see fit.

2: According to Bevis and Butt-head, you cannot masturbate more times in one day than the number of years you are old. I guess turning 40 isn't all that bad after all.

3: I only regret that in evolvng away from the rest of the primates, we lost the opposable thumbs on our feet.
Celtlund II
26-04-2008, 15:07
I wonder what's the most people have masturbated in a day? :cool:

Don't they have a contest every year, I think in San Francisco, to see who can do it the most number of times in a day? Thought I heard something about that.
Celtlund II
26-04-2008, 15:11
You screwed up the tenses. It should read "OK, it has been official."

Are you an English teacher or something?
Celtlund II
26-04-2008, 15:13
2: According to Bevis and Butt-head, you cannot masturbate more times in one day than the number of years you are old. I guess turning 40 isn't all that bad after all.

God help me! I'll be 65 next month. :eek:
Cabra West
26-04-2008, 15:15
Ok, it is official. It is not only Ok for men to masturbate but it is even healthy. The study shows that it helps to prevent prostrate cancer. So guys, take matters into your own hands and you will come up with the solution.

Do you masturbate or do you consider it a sin?

I do, frequently and with enthusiasm. And sometimes the help of my little buzzy toy ;)

As for the sin business, I don't consider it sin. At all.
M-mmYumyumyumYesindeed
26-04-2008, 19:52
Masturbation can be a great thing: it's great stress relief; plus you get to explore your own body and know yourself better sexually, which helps in relationships; you can relieve sexual tension; and generally make yourself feel good.

There aren't really any disadvantages, as long as you don't do it so much you pass out and fall into a pond or something, or do it so much you forget to eat.

I can't stand people who say "You masturbate? There's something wrong with you!"

But equally I can't stand people who say "Really? You never masturbate? And you don't have sex? There's something wrong with you."

Everyone is different sexually, as well as in every other way. Some people feel incredibly intense sexual desire, and might masturbate or have sex ten times a day, and other people may not ever masturbate or have sex, and simply not feel any sexual desire. Neither extreme is abnormal, and no one should be made to feel like they are.

Obviously if someone is raping or molesting, it's a different issue, but IMHO that's more to do with a problem in the mind rather than an overactive sex drive, although if someone has that problem, an overactive sex drive will make it worse. Within the limits of not hurting anyone else, and still managing to lead a normal life, not locking yourself in for a week and being found dead covered in pornography mags, anywhere on the spectrum is valid. No one should be made to feel lime there's something wrong with them, whether it's twenty times a day or never.
The Plutonian Empire
26-04-2008, 20:02
http://lolcat.net/d/1227-1/masturbate.jpg

EDIT: No, i don't really believe that. ;)
Marrakech II
26-04-2008, 20:08
You screwed up the tenses. It should read "OK, it has been official."

Perhaps you should switch to a more up to date news source and check if there's been a thread on it first.

:rolleyes:
Dundee-Fienn
26-04-2008, 20:12
I wonder what's the most people have masturbated in a day? :cool:

A friend of mine told me her boyfriend challenged himself to see how many times he could in a day and managed 27 which I think is deserving of a medal. The chafing must have been horrendous at that rate
Refugees in Time
26-04-2008, 22:03
A friend of mine told me her boyfriend challenged himself to see how many times he could in a day and managed 27 which I think is deserving of a medal. The chafing must have been horrendous at that rate

That breaks down to better than once an hour! :eek: Plus, I didn't know the human body had that much fluid.
JuNii
26-04-2008, 22:09
My bad, but you still don't want to know... That is a good question though. Anyone knows the answer? Maybe the book of guinness world records knows.
... I really hate to be the Guinness official that had to verify that record. :eek:
Mu Cephei
26-04-2008, 22:13
... I really hate to be the Guinness official that had to verify that record. :eek:

Told you so... *Checks 37th and 41st post*
JuNii
26-04-2008, 22:13
Well, you´re not a girl. See, sometimes we don´t quite... get as wet as we´d like for the business and need... some extra help. You know...
*blushes*

well, if ever you need assistance, I can lend you a hand... or tongue... or any other appendage you see fit.
JuNii
26-04-2008, 22:15
That breaks down to better than once an hour! :eek: Plus, I didn't know the human body had that much fluid.
that and his right arm must be bulked up.
Galloism
26-04-2008, 22:26
that and his right arm must be bulked up.

It is now, anyway.
Ryadn
27-04-2008, 06:55
"Only" is a tricky word, seeing as you're also 66% of the female respondents.

The rest are too modest to even vote.


3: I only regret that in evolvng away from the rest of the primates, we lost the opposable thumbs on our feet.

Not to mention moving away from the sex-based society of our closest ancestors... now there's a good way to settle a dispute.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
27-04-2008, 07:04
well, if ever you need assistance, I can lend you a hand... or tongue... or any other appendage you see fit.

JuNii, thanks. Your kindness is incomparable. ROFL!:p
Everywhar
27-04-2008, 07:15
Masturbating? Hell, I know a Mormon girl who did it. (No shit.) It's part of the human condition.

I voted yes, because sexual pleasure = win.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
27-04-2008, 07:18
Masturbating? Hell, I know a Mormon girl who did it. (No shit.) It's part of the human condition.

I voted yes, because sexual pleasure = win.

Ah, I´m keeping you too.:D
Everywhar
27-04-2008, 07:20
Ah, I´m keeping you too.:D
Why thank you!
Sel Appa
27-04-2008, 07:49
No comment.
Troglobites
27-04-2008, 07:50
No comment.

No reply.
Geniasis
27-04-2008, 08:30
Masturbating? Hell, I know a Mormon girl who did it. (No shit.) It's part of the human condition.

I voted yes, because sexual pleasure = win.

I would certainly hope not. That sounds like some expensive surgery to fix.
Gravlen
27-04-2008, 11:33
Ah, I´m keeping you too.:D

If you're keeping everyone who likes sex, you're gonna need a bigger boat! :eek:
The Plutonian Empire
27-04-2008, 17:27
I voted yes, because sexual pleasure = win.
Agreed. :fluffle:
Damor
27-04-2008, 17:50
You'll be ok, you don't have a prostate :)Well, there's Skene's gland; which is anatomically in many ways the same, except it's inside women and therefore called differently.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
27-04-2008, 17:50
If you're keeping everyone who likes sex, you're gonna need a bigger boat! :eek:

<.<
When I say I´m keeping NSGers, I´m basing it off them saying witty/cute things. Or just plain crazy things. I keep them in pokéballs, no need for a boat.:p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
27-04-2008, 17:50
Why thank you!

Why, you´re welcome.
Amor Pulchritudo
28-04-2008, 14:05
I certainly don't consider masturbation a sin.
Blouman Empire
28-04-2008, 16:30
Interesting comment. Is it the act of masturbation that wards off prostate cancer or could you say receive a hand job and that does the job as well. Not only that there are different ways to masturbate, so which is the right way that prevents the cancer.

Prostate cancer is a major killer in Australia amongst men, Australian men do masturbate, so why is there this discrepancy.

As for the person who was asking about the amount of times a person has masturbated in a day, I remember a few months ago I was watching Discovery or National Geographic, some channel along those lines where they had a documentary on people addicted to masturbation and I remember one guy on there who said that he would do it 15 times a day.
Eofaerwic
28-04-2008, 16:48
We're repressed. By the patriarchy, or something. Nice girls don't do that!

(Apparently Nanatsu and I are the only non-nice girls here)

*raises hand* I'm a non-nice girl too.

What's the old joke? There are only two types of men: those who masturbate and those who lie.

It's a perfectly natural and healthy thing and (almost) everyone does it, it's a shame that, as a society, we have such a hang-up about it.
Dyakovo
28-04-2008, 16:52
*raises hand* I'm a non-nice girl too.

What's the old joke? There are only two types of people: those who masturbate and those who lie.

It's a perfectly natural and healthy thing and (almost) everyone does it, it's a shame that, as a society, we have such a hang-up about it.

fixed
Nanatsu no Tsuki
28-04-2008, 16:59
We're repressed. By the patriarchy, or something. Nice girls don't do that!

(Apparently Nanatsu and I are the only non-nice girls here)

It seems that way too, Ryadn. But non-nice girls tend to have more fun, don't you think?:D
Dyakovo
28-04-2008, 17:04
It seems that way too, Ryadn. But non-nice girls tend to have more fun, don't you think?:D

*thinks about Nanatsu and Ryadn having fun*

*rushes off to take a cold shower*
Eofaerwic
28-04-2008, 17:05
fixed

Touché sir, touché
Dyakovo
28-04-2008, 17:09
Touché sir, touché
I do what I can...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/Dziekuje.gif
Knights of Liberty
28-04-2008, 17:13
The five guys who said in this poll they dont masterbate are lying sons of bitches.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
28-04-2008, 17:15
*thinks about Nanatsu and Ryadn having fun*

*rushes off to take a cold shower*

*rolls around the floor, laughing*

*thinks about Ryadn and herself in that situation*

:eek:
Dyakovo, anata wa hentai!!!
:eek:
Dyakovo
28-04-2008, 17:17
*rolls around the floor, laughing*

*thinks about Ryadn and herself in that situation*

:eek:
Dyakovo, anata wa hentai!!!
:eek:

What?!? You didn't mean together?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
28-04-2008, 17:19
What?!? You didn't mean together?

Nope. I rather see you and me on that situation.;)



I kid.:D
Dyakovo
28-04-2008, 17:21
Nope. I rather see you and me on that situation.;)
As long as it also includes Gackt, yes?
I kid.:D
:(
Nanatsu no Tsuki
28-04-2008, 17:24
As long as it also includes Gackt, yes?

:(


Yes, if it includes Gackt-sama, of course I will.

Vamos, de que me gustaría, hombre, sí. Pero no estaba segura si lo debía poner en el foro. Con todo eso de tu señora esposa y tus hijos, es mejor no decir lo que se quiere decir.;)
Risottia
28-04-2008, 17:32
Do you masturbate or do you consider it a sin?

Both. I like to sin.
Dyakovo
28-04-2008, 17:33
Yes, if it includes Gackt-sama, of course I will.

Vamos, de que me gustaría, hombre, sí. Pero no estaba segura si lo debía poner en el foro. Con todo eso de tu señora esposa y tus hijos, es mejor no decir lo que se quiere decir.;)

Ningunas preocupaciones, sé que estamos ambos felizmente implicados con otros, soy sólo un coqueto es todo.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
28-04-2008, 17:41
Ningunas preocupaciones, sé que estamos ambos felizmente implicados con otros, soy sólo un coqueto es todo.

Venga macho, tu español a mejorado muchísimo. Bravo!:D

Pero te entiendo, yo también soy una coqueta.;)
Dyakovo
28-04-2008, 17:46
Venga macho, tu español a mejorado muchísimo. Bravo!:D

Pero te entiendo, yo también soy una coqueta.;)

Esto enoja a mi esposa a veces, pero que demonios, su toda la diversión. :D
Nanatsu no Tsuki
28-04-2008, 17:53
Esto enoja a mi esposa a veces, pero que demonios, su toda la diversión. :D

Jeje! Estoy contigo en eso. Mi novio se enoja mucho también porque dice, soy demasiado coqueta y los chicos me dicen cosas que a él le revientan.:D Pero qué cuernos, si así es que uno más se divierte.:cool:
Dyakovo
28-04-2008, 18:01
Jeje! Estoy contigo en eso. Mi novio se enoja mucho también porque dice, soy demasiado coqueta y los chicos me dicen cosas que a él le revientan.:D Pero qué cuernos, si así es que uno más se divierte.:cool:

Exactamente, en su mayor parte Katya no se disgusta demasiado más. En este punto ella mejor dicho está acostumbrado a ello.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
28-04-2008, 20:22
Exactamente, en su mayor parte Katya no se disgusta demasiado más. En este punto ella mejor dicho está acostumbrado a ello.

Pues tienes suerte porque mi novio se pone cómo un tomatón. Imagino que en algún momento se acostumbrará.:p
Tmutarakhan
30-04-2008, 00:25
Exactamente, en su mayor parte Katya no se disgusta demasiado más. En este punto ella mejor dicho está acostumbrado a ello.
Exactly, Katya has major parts, not disgusting naughty-bits anymore. On this point, the major dick is costumed for her.
JuNii
30-04-2008, 00:29
Nope. I rather see you and me on that situation.;)



I kid.:D

I am sooo sending you my water bill! :mad:
*Runs off to take a very cold shower*
JuNii
30-04-2008, 00:33
If you're keeping everyone who likes sex, you're gonna need a bigger boat! :eek:

when the Love Boat's Rockin... :D
Nanatsu no Tsuki
30-04-2008, 01:23
I am sooo sending you my water bill! :mad:
*Runs off to take a very cold shower*

LOL! Well, send it to me. The problem is you don´t have my address and I ain´t telling you.:D

Besides, what are you doing having dirty thoughts about my conversations with señor Dyakovo? Hm?;)
JuNii
30-04-2008, 01:29
LOL! Well, send it to me. The problem is you don´t have my address and I ain´t telling you.:D

Besides, what are you doing having dirty thoughts about my conversations with señor Dyakovo? Hm?;)

sorry... but it's my brain... sometimes it has a mind of it's own... :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
30-04-2008, 01:35
sorry... but it's my brain... sometimes it has a mind of it's own... :p

No problem. Overactive imaginations are the best, for a number of good reasons.;)
The Parkus Empire
30-04-2008, 01:39
Nanatsu no Tsuki! Can I not leave this forum for five minutes before you get involved in another erotic inneundo?!?!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
30-04-2008, 01:41
Nanatsu no Tsuki! Can I not leave this forum for five minutes before you get involved in another erotic inneundo?!?!

He started it.:eek:
The Parkus Empire
30-04-2008, 01:49
He started it.:eek:

I think not.... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13642438&postcount=9)

Do you realize what you are doing? NSG was once a place people went to enjoy an intellectual conversation; now it is where drooling teenagers go to get their "NnT buzz"!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
30-04-2008, 01:50
I think not.... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13642438&postcount=9)

Do you realize what you are doing? NSG was once a place people went to enjoy an intellectual conversation; now it is where drooling teenagers go to read your posts!

O.O
Sorry.
Knights of Liberty
30-04-2008, 03:22
I think not.... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13642438&postcount=9)

Do you realize what you are doing? NSG was once a place people went to enjoy an intellectual conversation; now it is where drooling teenagers go to get their "NnT buzz"!

Thats your problem. You came to NSG expecting intellegent conversation;)
Rasta-dom
30-04-2008, 03:22
this is the best medical news i've heard i a long while
Conserative Morality
30-04-2008, 03:27
Do you realize what you are doing? NSG was once a place people went to enjoy an intellectual conversation; now it is where drooling teenagers go to get their "NnT buzz"!
Parkus Empire, stop. Just stop. You have lately done nothing but complain, and I think you should just stay away from NSG if you're going to spoil good natured fun. Or is that your plan? To destroy all joy in the universe? A few non-political threads and you start whining, and quite frankly, I'm tired of it!
Knights of Liberty
30-04-2008, 03:28
Parkus Empire, stop. Just stop. You have lately done nothing but complain, and I think you should just stay away from NSG if you're going to spoil good natured fun. Or is that your plan? To destroy all joy in the universe? A few threads and you start whining, and quite frankly, I'm tired of it!

Um, to be fair, the constant internet flirting that often highjacks threads annoys the shit out of me too.


A few posts, fine. Neo Art and Neesika are hilarious for example. But a page? It wouldnt be so bad except its gotten nausiatingly predictable.
Atruria
30-04-2008, 03:35
I was hoping my posts would inspire someone here on NS to brag about how many times a day he or she has fapped, but I guess not. :p teh lulz

SEVEN
Conserative Morality
30-04-2008, 03:42
Um, to be fair, the constant internet flirting that often highjacks threads annoys the shit out of me too.


A few posts, fine. Neo Art and Neesika are hilarious for example. But a page? It wouldnt be so bad except its gotten nausiatingly predictable.
Then don't post on these threads if you don't like it!! Go to another thread, just ignore this thread if you don't like it! It's not rocket science.
Knights of Liberty
30-04-2008, 03:44
Then don't post on these threads if you don't like it!! Go to another thread, just ignore this thread if you don't like it! It's not rocket science.

....?


Where in the title does it say "EVERYONE COME HERE AND TRY TO GET INTO NANATSU'S PANTZ VIA TEH INTERNETZ!!!!!"?


I came here to read the article and comment. Which I did. I stopped reading it when it became a big flirt-o-thon.

My point is you cant tell how a thread will end up (usually) from the title.
Conserative Morality
30-04-2008, 03:50
....?


Where in the title does it say "EVERYONE COME HERE AND TRY TO GET INTO NANATSU'S PANTZ VIA TEH INTERNETZ!!!!!"?


I came here to read the article and comment. Which I did. I stopped reading it when it became a big flirt-o-thon.

My point is you cant tell how a thread will end up (usually) from the title.
...

Just stop posting in this thread, let it sink slowly into oblivion, don't stay here and complain about it.
Everywhar
30-04-2008, 06:36
I think not.... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13642438&postcount=9)

Do you realize what you are doing? NSG was once a place people went to enjoy an intellectual conversation; now it is where drooling teenagers go to get their "NnT buzz"!
On the contrary. It's a place where fabulous people talk about how awesome the human condition is. That's when we take a break from politics. And when we're talking about politics, we are really just talking about different forms social organization, hoping that we can make the human condition that much more awesome.

And, hey, this thread must not die.
Honsria
30-04-2008, 07:41
I always thought this was one of the most hilarious health-related facts that out there. And the fact that they told us this in school made it even more hilarious.
Ifreann
30-04-2008, 12:26
Well, there's Skene's gland; which is anatomically in many ways the same, except it's inside women and therefore called differently.
Does it get cancer? And will masturbating help prevent it doing so?
Interesting comment. Is it the act of masturbation that wards off prostate cancer or could you say receive a hand job and that does the job as well. Not only that there are different ways to masturbate, so which is the right way that prevents the cancer.

Prostate cancer is a major killer in Australia amongst men, Australian men do masturbate, so why is there this discrepancy.
Because you don't understand that 'helps prevent' =/= 'prevents in ever case ever'
Damor
30-04-2008, 13:01
Does it get cancer?Every tissue gets cancer (afaik); however I don't know about the probability. But from what i understood from the guest-lecture about sexuality by urologist where the topic came up, the tissue really is practically equivalent in structure to the prostrate (it also produces the same type of secretions, and actually in greater volume).

And will masturbating help prevent it doing so?I haven't really the expertise to say, but I would guess so. I think the important thing is that the glands you have get the opportunity to secrete as they were meant to. In the case of the prostate and Skene's gland that happens during sexual stimulation.
So even if I'm mistaken, at least there's a plausible rationale for saying yes, Yes ,YESSSS, oh god, YESSS.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
30-04-2008, 13:46
I'm going to stop posting in this thread altogether since for some reason, my image is that of a flirt and I'm quite the opposite.

I guess my humor is mistaken as racy and that's sad because flirting with people I don't know is the farthest thing from my mind and I have a partner to whom I owe my respect. Ciao.
Blouman Empire
30-04-2008, 15:53
Because you don't understand that 'helps prevent' =/= 'prevents in ever case ever'

Alright:rolleyes:

I was under the impression that helps prevents would mean lessen the chance of developing the cancer. And it was also some lighthearted clarification
Damor
30-04-2008, 15:56
I was under the impression that helps prevents would mean lessen the chance of developing the cancer. I think the article said 5 times a week lessens the chance of prostate cancer by a third (of the baseline probability)
Knights of Liberty
30-04-2008, 16:11
I'm going to stop posting in this thread altogether since for some reason, my image is that of a flirt and I'm quite the opposite.

I guess my humor is mistaken as racy and that's sad because flirting with people I don't know is the farthest thing from my mind and I have a partner to whom I owe my respect. Ciao.



Sweety, I wasnt actually taking a shot at you, you just provided the easiest example. When it comes to e-flirting, you and Dy are not bad. There are worse culprets out there who I owe my ire to.
Everywhar
30-04-2008, 16:55
I don't see it is a big deal.

So far, 92% fappage. Impressive that it wasn't 98%.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
30-04-2008, 19:02
Sweety, I wasnt actually taking a shot at you, you just provided the easiest example. When it comes to e-flirting, you and Dy are not bad. There are worse culprets out there who I owe my ire to.

Although I understand that you weren't taking a shot at me, that you were just using me as an example, it's best that I stop posting for the sake of myself. I don't know anyone here very well, and even when I don't give a hoot about what people online think about me, I don't want to come across as a flirt or as a tease. Dyakovo and I just enjoy goofing off. That's all, KoL.;)
M-mmYumyumyumYesindeed
30-04-2008, 20:39
Sweety, I wasnt actually taking a shot at you, you just provided the easiest example. When it comes to e-flirting, you and Dy are not bad. There are worse culprets out there who I owe my ire to.

Although I understand that you weren't taking a shot at me, that you were just using me as an example, it's best that I stop posting for the sake of myself. I don't know anyone here very well, and even when I don't give a hoot about what people online think about me, I don't want to come across as a flirt or as a tease. Dyakovo and I just enjoy goofing off. That's all, KoL.;)

Wow, it's like Thanksgiving all over again...
JuNii
01-05-2008, 18:21
I think not.... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13642438&postcount=9)

Do you realize what you are doing? NSG was once a place people went to enjoy an intellectual conversation; now it is where drooling teenagers go to get their "NnT buzz"!

Translation:
NSG was once boring. people argued so much that the spammers got together and actually created an offical spamming thread that lasted several incarnations and actually holds the record for having THE MOST posts in the General forum. Now it has a lighter tone and people who argue vehmently in one thread and spam in another, creating an atmosphere where younger people can now get involved in politics.

so thanks Nanatsu and everyone else...
Copiosa Scotia
01-05-2008, 18:28
I'm calling bullshit on the 4.05%.
JuNii
01-05-2008, 18:32
I'm calling bullshit on the 4.05%.

I say more experimentation is needed.

*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*


... Does this mean I can write off my porn as research material?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
01-05-2008, 19:08
... Does this mean I can write off my porn as research material?

You might as well. Anything that you do extensively can be researched.;)
M-mmYumyumyumYesindeed
01-05-2008, 19:23
You might as well. Anything that you do extensively can be researched.;)

Reminds me of a Dilbert strip:

Wally is putting forward his proposal at the meeting for his testing of the new software:

Wally: I intend to stress-test our product by downloading large image files from some of the busiest servers on the net.

*later, leaving meeting room*

Wally: I was this close to making it my job to download naughty pictures.

Dilbert: It's just as well. I would have had to kill you.
German Nightmare
01-05-2008, 23:02
Okay, so now I know which cancer won't kill me.