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Does the size of a man or woman´s butt matters? Discuss.

Does the size of a man or woman´s butt matters? Discuss.

It should be big enough to have something to hang on to, but not so big as to make hanging onto it impractical.

Does that help?

Quality > quantity.

Firm, muscled, well-shaped buttocks are superior in all ways to large, soft, fat buttocks.

Must ye?

What body part will we discuss next?

Must ye?

Well, I had nothing better to do and since we´ve already discussed the boob, the penis, why not discuss the arse?

Well, I had nothing better to do and since we´ve already discussed the boob, the penis, why not discuss the arse?

Hmm... hmm...

*tries to think of a thread topic*

I got nothing.

Hmm... hmm...

*tries to think of a thread topic*

I got nothing.

There´s one topic we haven´t discussed yet...:p

Size doesn't matter for the most part. I suppose some women like larger penises while others prefer average size ones. Skill's probably alot more important. If you have someone who knows how to use it, combined with good oral skills, then that should be well enough.

I never heard any complaints from my partners.

Size doesn't matter for the most part. I suppose some women like larger penises while others prefer average size ones. Skill's probably alot more important. If you have someone who knows how to use it, combined with good oral skills, then that should be well enough.

I never heard any complaints from my partners.

Wrong thread. This is about butts.

Oops, I got all confused with all this talk about penises.

Anyways, I like a woman with a nice butt. Not the kind you see in rap videos but a nice sized, firm one.

Oops, I got all confused with all this talk about penises.

Anyways, I like a woman with a nice butt. Not the kind you see in rap videos but a nice sized, firm one.

You like big butts and you cannot lie!:D

You like big butts and you cannot lie!:D

Even white boys gotta shout;)

Even white boys gotta shout;)

Baby got back!

Nanatsu no Tsuki, what is your opinion on this topic you started?

Nanatsu no Tsuki, what is your opinion on this topic you started?

I like a reasonably sized butt.

an arse is an arse but if I had to choose I'd say firm and well rounded

I like a reasonably sized butt.

conformist!

Well, it's not a Letila thread, but:

I like big butts and I cannot lie.:D

What body part will we discuss next?

Ankles

an arse is an arse but if I had to choose I'd say firm and well rounded



conformist!

Well, I can´t be asking for big butts in a country were the only big butt men are flamenco dancers and most of them are gay.:(

Ankles

Too late! I just started teeth!

I have a nice ass, as several women have told me while they grasped it. I always end up ahveing to tell them, "I'm not just some piece of meat. I have feelings too"

Too late! I just started teeth!

Elbows? Hah! No one thought of that one yet!

I have a nice ass, as several women have told me while they grasped it. I always end up ahveing to tell them, "I'm not just some piece of meat. I have feelings too"

To make a good assesement of your statement, I need feasible proof of your allegation. In other words, I want pics of that arse!

To make a good assesement of your statement, I need feasible proof of your allegation. In other words, I want pics of that arse!

I object, unless pics of your arse will also be provided.

To make a good assesement of your statement, I need feasible proof of your allegation. In other words, I want pics of that arse!

I don't have a camera on me and I'm not that type of guy;)

Oh, if you want a picture: I'm in the October 2008 issue of Playgirl...I needed the money. Being in the military jusy wasn't paying the bills.

I object, unless pics of your arse will also be provided.

Very well. Fair enough. Here, a pic of my butt (http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005/big-butt.gif).

Very well. Fair enough. Here, a pic of my butt (http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005/big-butt.gif).

Obviously a photoshop to make your butt smaller. I don't buy it.

Very well. Fair enough. Here, a pic of my butt (http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005/big-butt.gif).

I guess thats the end of this thread.:D

I guess thats the end of this thread.:D

It´s far from over. I still have to see a butt shot of your butt and Galloism, and Kulikova. What say you?

It´s far from over. I still have to see a butt shot of your butt and Galloism, and Kulikova. What say you?

I don't want to make you leave your fiance and start stalking me like the others.

It´s far from over. I still have to see a butt shot of your butt and Galloism, and Kulikova. What say you?

Pictures wouldn;t do my butt justice, you'd have to see it in person;)

Pictures wouldn;t do my butt justice, you'd have to see it in person;)

Too much talk, not enough proof.

I don't want to make you leave your fiance and start stalking me like the others.

Same as with Kulikovo. Back that thing up!:D

It´s far from over. I still have to see a butt shot of your butt and Galloism, and Kulikova. What say you?

I've been told I have a nice ass (http://www.lerwick.shetlandsales.com/pics/donkey.jpg)

Whatever happened to a man's word? :confused:

I've been told I have a nice ass (http://www.lerwick.shetlandsales.com/pics/donkey.jpg)

Yes, quite a nice ass. ;)

Whatever happened to a man's word? :confused:

I'll help you out nan. This is Kulikovo at work:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/kfcporkins.jpg

I prefer a decent sized, well toned ass myself.

I've been told mine is nice as well

I'll help you out nan. This is Kulikovo at work:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/kfcporkins.jpg

http://faculty.nwlehighsd.org/lykinsj/images/aniLaughingSmiley.gif

Hey, at least I made the ultimate sacrifice.

(I'm actually 172lbs)

Hey, at least I made the ultimate sacrifice.

(I'm actually 172lbs)

I've just been wanting to use that picture for a couple days.

I like my ladyfriend's butt. It's a nice firm little bubble butt, but still soft enough so that I don't feel like there's somebody made out of rocks sitting on my lap. She has quite a nice figure.

I would agree with most of the posters on this thread that the quality of butt is more important than how much butt there is.

Yeah. I don't like big or small. Mid-sized is the way to go.

Hey, at least I made the ultimate sacrifice.

(I'm actually 172lbs)

and 3' tall?
;)


sorry...couldn't resist.

and 3' tall?
;)


sorry...couldn't resist.

Nope, an average 5'10"

Nope, an average 5'10"

Dang mate, you´re tall. I´m sometimes 4´11 to 5´0. Don´t ask me how that goes, cuz it´s just the way it comes out when measuring my height. Abnormal!:(

Dang mate, you´re tall. I´m sometimes 4´11 to 5´0. Don´t ask me how that goes, cuz it´s just the way it comes out when measuring my height. Abnormal!:(

I'm 5' 11"

Zing!

I'm 5' 11"

Zing!

I´m small.:(

I´m small.:(

Nah. My sister-in-law is like 4' 9" or 4'10" i think.

Nah. My sister-in-law is like 4' 9" or 4'10" i think.

See, practically, we´re midgets.

I´m small.:(

Well, they do say dynamite comes in small packages.;)

See, practically, we´re midgets.

True, but it amuses the rest of us. My sister-in-law wears heels that could that are amazing just to see. I would say they give her a solid 6 inches, and everyone still just towers over her.

Nope, an average 5'10"

6'2" 180 for the record...

you must be pretty built

Well, they do say dynamite comes in small packages.;)

Like poison...

6'2" 180 for the record...

you must be pretty built

I'm athletic, more lean and toned as opposed to a muscle-head.

I'm athletic, more lean and toned as opposed to a muscle-head.

Gotcha. I'm well on my way towards muscle head, much to the spite of several friends...
I used to be a runner and swimmer, but have been working to get back my hockey build.

and to keep this on topic, both running and hockey are great to build up your ass. Swimming, not as much, but not bad.

Dang mate, you´re tall. I´m sometimes 4´11 to 5´0. Don´t ask me how that goes, cuz it´s just the way it comes out when measuring my height. Abnormal!:(

Sometimes I'm 5'11''...Don't understand why

Sometimes I'm 5'11''...Don't understand why

Teh Shrinking Monster strikes again!:eek:

Sometimes I'm 5'11''...Don't understand why

Well, you do know that you're taller in the morning and shorter in the afternoon, right?

Well, I had nothing better to do and since we´ve already discussed the boob, the penis, why not discuss the arse?

Adding a third wrong does not make a right.

There are many topics to explore, yet if you must make a thread like this, the least you could do is try and make it intellectual (which Greek sculpture has the best buttocks?). Not to say that the aforementioned example would interest me, but I would at least give you kudos for being creative.

Well, you do know that you're taller in the morning and shorter in the afternoon, right?

And longer in the evenings? ;)

And longer in the evenings? ;)

:eek:

:eek:

Call me.

LOL!

Call me.

LOL!

See what I mean about the inevitable abandonment followed by stalking? It happens every time.

I couldn't resist making such a comment. That's my problem, when I see a chance to make a smart remark, I go for it, regardless of the consequences.

I couldn't resist making such a comment. That's my problem, when I see a chance to make a smart remark, I go for it, regardless of the consequences.

I do that too. It gets me in trouble.

Back when I lived in AR, I pulled over a woman one time and gave her a ticket, and she became abusive, ripped up the ticket and threw in my face. Now, I could have arrested her, but I decided to get smart and tell her that if she didn't pick up every single piece of that ticket, I would write her one for littering.

You should have seen her scramble for it. I was dying from laughter on the inside.

Sometimes I'm 5'11''...Don't understand why

I'm thinking of starting Agers Anonymous. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop shrinking!

I'm thinking of starting Agers Anonymous. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop shrinking!

I´m in!

I´m in!

Shrinking is not the problem, it's the getting old that sucks.

Shrinking is not the problem, it's the getting old that sucks.

I´m 27, I´ll turn 28 in May and I feel like a hag...:(

I´m 27, I´ll turn 28 in May and I feel like a hag...:(

My wife is 27. You are not that old. Wait until you turn 40. Ouch.

My wife is 27. You are not that old. Wait until you turn 40. Ouch.

*sobs*
Don´t say it. It´ll come soon!

I´m small.:(

You say that like its a bad thing...

I must be the youngin' here.

*sobs*
Don´t say it. It´ll come soon!

All I can say is at least you survive. At least I think I did.

*sobs*
Don´t say it. It´ll come soon!

Not as soon as I'll hit 40, that milestone is only two years away for me.

All I can say is at least you survive. At least I think I did.

Yes, I will survive!

You say that like its a bad thing...

It´s just that I´m teased a lot by my height. People in my family tend to be an average of 5´6 to 6´2. I´m the oddity.

It´s just that I´m teased a lot by my height. People in my family tend to be an average of 5´6 to 6´2. I´m the oddity.

At least you're a cute oddity...

At least you're a cute oddity...

Awww, I´m gonna smush you for being so cuddly!
http://www.smileyhut.com/friends/hug2.gif

Quality is far more important. I hate skillet asses on girls.

There´s one topic we haven´t discussed yet...:p
Winners' Watersports? :p

Size matters kind of, but I believe in a happy medium when it comes to the size of butts. Assuming reasonable variations in the size of the butt, shape and tone are generally more important.

Winners' Watersports? :p

Noooo, not at all. But I don´t want to border on rude.:p

Size doesn't matter for the most part. I suppose some women like larger penises while others prefer average size ones. Skill's probably alot more important. If you have someone who knows how to use it, combined with good oral skills, then that should be well enough.

I never heard any complaints from my partners.A further supplement to this thread inparticular would be a glossing over your "posterior" skills.

Noooo, not at all. But I don´t want to border on rude.:p

For some, like m'self, it appears that rude borders me on all sides, perhaps placing me in the very thick of rude itself. :p

For some, like m'self, it appears that rude borders me on all sides, perhaps placing me in the very thick of rude itself. :p

If there´s a thread about penis, what´s left to discuss on the female department?

I object, unless pics of your arse will also be provided.

Hear hear!

If there´s a thread about penis, what´s left to discuss on the female department?

Has anyone brought up a womans lips?

If there´s a thread about penis, what´s left to discuss on the female department?Perfume? :p

Has anyone brought up a womans lips?

I´m not gonna say anything about it anymore.:p

and to keep this on topic, both running and hockey are great to build up your ass. Swimming, not as much, but not bad.Stair stepping, mountain climbing. *nods emphatically*

Adding a third wrong does not make a right.

There are many topics to explore, yet if you must make a thread like this, the least you could do is try and make it intellectual (which Greek sculpture has the best buttocks?). Not to say that the aforementioned example would interest me, but I would at least give you kudos for being creative.
Alright, i'll bite ... how about Tom Lehrer's buttocks?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/715ZY8D0ZZL.gif
Do you think a good piano player has well-tone buttocks, in general?
Per pic - gotta have some muscle tone to do that.

Girls with big butts are horrendous. Girls with small/no butts are unacceptable.

I like Fartman´s butt.

I like Fartman´s butt.Did you see the powder one he did on TV? Awesome.
http://www.mrmethane.com/
... we cannot wait for the final proof, the smoking gun that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud.

Did you see the powder one he did on TV? Awesome.
http://www.mrmethane.com/

ROFL!! Mr Methane!

It's all about proportion. If it doesn't fit with the rest of the body, I don't want anything to do with it.

ROFL!! Mr Methane!

Lloyd's of London is on his speed-dial, i'm sure. :D
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7009959169

Lloyd's of London is on his speed-dial, i'm sure. :D
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7009959169

Most certainly. And El Neng de la Getafe too.

Most certainly. And El Neng de la Getafe too.

"And most famously, Jennifer Lopez's butt."


That line is gold.

Most certainly. And El Neng de la Getafe too.
Well, who doesn't? :p

Well, who doesn't? :p

I don´t.:p

I don´t.:p
Makes me think ... what would NS Posters have insured at Lloyd's?
:eek:

Makes me think ... what would NS Posters have insured at Lloyd's?
:eek:

Hope not too many.

Alright, i'll bite ... how about Tom Lehrer's buttocks?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/715ZY8D0ZZL.gif
Do you think a good piano player has well-tone buttocks, in general?
Per pic - gotta have some muscle tone to do that.

I have a humongous crush on 50-years-younger Tom Lehrer. Hawt.

(As as for piano-player parts, it's the hands I drool over. Nothing is sexier than piano player hands...)

(As as for piano-player parts, it's the hands I drool over. Nothing is sexier than piano player hands...)

Cool! That makes me sexy cuz I play the piano!

I have a humongous crush on 50-years-younger Tom Lehrer. Hawt.

(As as for piano-player parts, it's the hands I drool over. Nothing is sexier than piano player hands...)o.9
I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.

My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir.

The night you died I cut it off.
I really don't know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.

I'm sorry now I killed you,
For our love was something fine,
And till they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine.
:D

Cool! That makes me sexy cuz I play the piano!

Vote #2!
*bows*
One of the sexiest things i can think of is a girl pounding out a tune like Smut. Seriously.

I do have a cause though. It is obscenity. I'm for it. Unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it owing to the nature of the laws as a matter of freedom of speech and stifling of free expression and so on but we know what's really involved: dirty books are fun. That's all there is to it. But you can't get up in a court and say that I suppose. It's simply a matter of freedom of pleasure, a right which is not guaranteed by the Constitution unfortunately. Anyway, since people seem to be marching for their causes these days I have here a march for mine. It's called...

Smut!
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut,
If it's uncut,
and unsubt- le.

I've never quibbled
If it was ribald,
I would devour where others merely nibbled.
As the judge remarked the day that he
acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
"To be smut
It must be ut-
terly without redeeming social importance."

Por-
nographic pictures I adore.
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they're hard core.

(Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties,
samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything!
More, more, I'm still not satisfied!)

Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers,
Lurid, licentious, and vile,
Make me smile.
Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime.
(Let's face it, I love slime.)

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder,
For filth (I'm glad to say) is in
the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
(I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!)

I thrill
To any book like Fanny Hill,
And I suppose I always will,
If it is swill
And really fil-
thy.

Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley.
But now they're trying to take it all
away from us unless
We take a stand, and hand in hand
we fight for freedom of the press.
In other words,

Smut! (I love it)
Ah, the adventures of a slut.
Oh, I'm a market they can't glut,
I don't know what
Compares with smut.

Hip hip hooray!
Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!
Don't let them take it away!

Vote #2!
*bows*
One of the sexiest things i can think of is a girl pounding out a tune like Smut. Seriously.

I personally love to pound Tori Amos´s tunes and my own compositions, which are never ending staccatos.
*chuckles*
But I usually play at night, by myself. I have a fear of being watched by others while at the piano. I think I´m at my most vulnerable when on it.

I have a humongous crush on 50-years-younger Tom Lehrer. Hawt.

(As as for piano-player parts, it's the hands I drool over. Nothing is sexier than piano player hands...)

Oh yeah? Well, I play the piano and the guitar, so there.

Oh yeah? Well, I play the piano and the guitar, so there.
Do you look like him, though? That's really the clincher. :p

I personally love to pound Tori Amos´s tunes and my own compositions, which are never ending staccatos.That is quite the mental image, honestly.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/cool29.gif
I think I´m at my most vulnerable when on it.You should be. That's the way to do it. :)

Do you look like him, though? That's really the clincher. :p

I'm about ten times better-looking, honestly. :p

That is quite the mental image, honestly.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/cool29.gif
You should be. That's the way to do it. :)

Yeah. That´s perhaps the reason I don´t let anyone see me play. It renders me helpless.:p

Oh yeah? Well, I play the piano and the guitar, so there.

Sadly, guitar player hands are less sexy. Callouses just aren't my thing.

But piano-player hands....mmmmmmmmmmmm. They're all slender and long-fingered and nimble and....I'll be in my bunk. :p

Does the size of a man or woman´s butt matters? Discuss.

False advertising. At least where I am from, the penis is different than the butt.

I'm not really a butt person.

False advertising. At least where I am from, the penis is different than the butt.

Here in Spain, the butt matters, in both men and women. I don´t mind the butt too much, as long as it´s nicely shaped. But that´s about it. For me, the eyes matter the most.

and....I'll be in my bunk. :pI can't believe Amarenthe let this one slide. :p

Yeah. That´s perhaps the reason I don´t let anyone see me play. It renders me helpless.:p
I'm not gonna forget that, of course. :D

I'm not gonna forget that, of course. :D

You´re starting to scare me.:eek:

Oh noes! Perhaps I said too much.

Does the size of a man or woman´s butt matters? Discuss.

A little.

You´re starting to scare me.:eek:

Oh noes! Perhaps I said too much.You're lucky i have such an overtaxed memory cache that i'm only likely to remember one of the two statements. :p

You're lucky i have such an overtaxed memory cache that i'm only likely to remember one of the two statements. :p

I ought to send you some few hundred bottle of Spanish wine. See if you forget what I posted...

I ought to send you some few hundred bottle of Spanish wine. See if you forget what I posted...Indeed! *bows*
*thinks of Sangria*
I've got a piano ... :p
Well, not really, two synthesizers. And three guitars.

Indeed! *bows*
*thinks of Sangria*
I've got a piano ... :p
Well, not really, two synthesizers. And three guitars.

I ain´t playing for you or anyone. But I can send you the spiked sangría.:p

I ain´t playing for you or anyone. You're not gonna write me a love song? 'Cause i asked for it, 'cause i need one?
But I can send you the spiked sangría.:pTis very very good. *bows* :p

You're not gonna write me a love song? 'Cause i asked for it, 'cause i need one?
Tis very very good. *bows* :p

I wanted to ask. Do you really live in Butterscotch and Sundae? That would be an awesome place to live at.:p

I wanted to ask. Do you really live in Butterscotch and Sundae? That would be an awesome place to live at.:p

I doubt it, I mean as it will eventually make you all sticky and nasty... And if it's a place where one could live, it would have to be pretty large, so said nastiness would probably not go away.

Now, if one could eat the entire thing, it might work. But then there's diabetes.

said nastiness would probably not go away.Didn't i already allude to this a few days back?

I doubt it, I mean as it will eventually make you all sticky and nasty... And if it's a place where one could live, it would have to be pretty large, so said nastiness would probably not go away.

Now, if one could eat the entire thing, it might work. But then there's diabetes.

And high cholesterol. Nasty business indeed. But still, it´s like so close to Candyland. I would love living in a place like that, and if I sound crazy, maybe I am.

I wanted to ask. Do you really live in Butterscotch and Sundae? That would be an awesome place to live at.:p

It's a relatively obscure reference to an extremely cool Duckman episode.

It's a relatively obscure reference to an extremely cool Duckman episode.

Ah. I don´t think I´ve ever heard of that series. But ok.

Yes. As a man, I think a huge is a put off, as is a flat one. Somewhere in the middle is good. (And my latitude is pretty wide, I think.)

Ah. I don´t think I´ve ever heard of that series. But ok.
WhatwhatWHAT?!?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108755/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108755/quotes
The second one's better. :D
https://people.creighton.edu/~jwd66840/pix/duckman.jpg

WhatwhatWHAT?!?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108755/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108755/quotes
The second one's better. :D
https://people.creighton.edu/~jwd66840/pix/duckman.jpg

Well, I´m from Spain. Some shows do not reach our shores.:p

Well, I´m from Spain. Some shows do not reach our shores.:p

That's unfortunate. Most of the episodes were pretty damned funny.

That's unfortunate. Most of the episodes were pretty damned funny.

I´m sure. Plus, the problem is that when some shows hit Spain, they´re dubbed and sound... not so cool anymore.

It's a relatively obscure reference to an extremely cool Duckman episode.

I thought I remembered that from something. Yeah, I love Duckman.

I thought I remembered that from something. Yeah, I love Duckman.
It was Ajax's poetry episode.
Straughn doesn't have many heroes ... but ...
Not sure why it ended ... just suspicions as to why almost every show i like ends early. :(

I´m sure. Plus, the problem is that when some shows hit Spain, they´re dubbed and sound... not so cool anymore.I wonder who would make a good Spanish translator ... any suggestions for a Jason Alexander sound-alike?

It was Ajax's poetry episode.
Straughn doesn't have many heroes ... but ...
Not sure why it ended ... just suspicions as to why almost every show i like ends early. :(

I know, I know why....
Teh Netwerks hatez j00!

I wonder who would make a good Spanish translator ... any suggestions for a Jason Alexander sound-alike?

El Neng de la Getafe! ROFL!

El Neng de la Getafe! ROFL!
Ouch. Guess i asked for it. :p

Ouch. Guess i asked for it. :p

Andreu Buenafuente

Andreu Buenafuente
This sounds like another cool project i won't really have the time for.
I like to record translations of people saying weird curses off movies for my radio show (the one i no longer have), and this seems to fit ... :)

This sounds like another cool project i won't really have the time for.
I like to record translations of people saying weird curses off movies for my radio show (the one i no longer have), and this seems to fit ... :)

Check his show. It´s called Buenafuente. I love it.

Check his show. It´s called Buenafuente. I love it.Actually named after him?
...turns out i might get that show on cable!
Hope it doesn't run the same time as The Fireplace Showcase. ;)

Actually named after him?
...turns out i might get that show on cable!
Hope it doesn't run the same time as The Fireplace Showcase. ;)

It´s worth missing The Fireplace Showcase once or twice.;)

It´s worth missing The Fireplace Showcase once or twice.;)
TiVO time it would seem!

TiVO time it would seem!

That could work too.:p

I like a woman with a nice, shapely rear end. To quote Petey Pablo, "34, 24, 46 good and thick." I have never figured out what some men see in a scrawny woman with no posterior. Whatever makes them happy I guess.

I like a woman with a nice, shapely rear end. To quote Petey Pablo, "34, 24, 46 good and thick." I have never figured out what some men see in a scrawny woman with no posterior. Whatever makes them happy I guess.

You like big butts and you cannot lie!:p

You like big butts and you cannot lie!:p

True, very true. I like a woman with meat on her bones.

True, very true. I like a woman with meat on her bones.

Duly noted.

True, very true. I like a woman with meat on her bones.

You know what's great about big chicks?

Big tits and no boney cuddling. Its like driving a crown vic...its not as sweet as a little roadster, but its like riding a couch down the road.

And you can bring friends.

I can't believe Amarenthe let this one slide. :p

I can't be EVERYWHERE, you know. And in fact, I am very often nowhere to be found on NSG. :p Sad but true.

You know what's great about big chicks?

Big tits and no boney cuddling. Its like driving a crown vic...its not as sweet as a little roadster, but its like riding a couch down the road.

And you can bring friends.

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I can't be EVERYWHERE, you know. And in fact, I am very often nowhere to be found on NSG. :p Sad but true.
Can't i always find you in this special book ... the one i should probably have insured? :p

Duly noted.

After having read several of your forums, especially your racist arguments in another thread, I must admit it's a crying shame that you live in Spain. If you were much closer, I'd invite you to a candlelit dinner. That's the way the cookie crumbles I guess.:headbang:

After having read several of your forums, especially your racist arguments in another thread, I must admit it's a crying shame that you live in Spain. If you were much closer, I'd invite you to a candlelit dinner. That's the way the cookie crumbles I guess.:headbang:

Aw thanks. But alas, I live very far and I have a fiance. But if we were closer, I would give you a chance.

Thank you, I appreciate it.

Thank you, I appreciate it.

Do itashimashite!

Say hello to Edward (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PX1TLCU7rM)

Say hello to edward again. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsG2cCKVIxY)

This is on topic. Trust me ;)

It should be big enough to have something to hang on to, but not so big as to make hanging onto it impractical.


Prettymuch Sums it up...there's A threshold between having no Ass and a "jiggly Butt" that equals perfection, lol...

*wonders who will get Jiggly Butt reference*