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Let's have a thread to find out whether or not the size of a man's penis really matter when it comes to intercourse. Personally I don't think so, I mean I'm not that well endowed myself but I'd like to think that I can put on an impressive show if you know what I mean. So men, ladies, and the third sex what do you think?

and be honest!

Let's have a thread to find out whether or not the size of a man's penis really matter when it comes to intercourse. Personally I don't think so, I mean I'm not that well endowed myself but I'd like to think that I can put on an impressive show if you know what I mean. So men, ladies, and the third sex what do you think?

and be honest!

It does´t really matter. If a man has a large penis and doesn´t know how to use it... what´s the point? I rather have them average and rock my world. Plus, if they´re too big it hurts me.:p

Shape matters.

Shape matters.

Explain.

Explain.

Odd shaped penises give me the creeps.:eek:

Explain.

It can't just be one big disgusting slab of meat it has to have contures.

It can't just be one big disgusting slab of meat it has to have contures.

ROFL! I couldn´t agree more.

Let's have a thread to find out whether or not the size of a man's penis really matter when it comes to intercourse. Personally I don't think so, I mean I'm not that well endowed myself but I'd like to think that I can put on an impressive show if you know what I mean. So men, ladies, and the third sex what do you think?

and be honest!

I absolutely think it does matter (in accordance with everything I've heard).

Now, don't get me wrong, if you start talking about 13 inchers, well that start to get too big to be reasonably fun (presumably, I guess, I don't have a vagina or practical experiance on the matter).

Think of it like a stereotype, the bigger, (for the most part) the better. However, some people with more average phallaces can make up for size with skill and 'break the stereotype'.

Then again, I'm not a girl, so pretty much all of this is either theory, or recycled second hand knowlege.

It can't just be one big disgusting slab of meat it has to have contures.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1435/543903929_5f17274ea8.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1435/543903929_5f17274ea8.jpg

Ewwww, that looks disgusting. What is it?

I honestly can't believe that this is even a question that gets asked.

You may be shocked to learn that not every vagina is the same, and what one woman finds pleasing, another finds painful. Some women only feel acute sensation at the opening, and any size beoynd that doesn't add sensation. Others can get sensation throughout.

To take a position that "size always matters" is as silly as taking the position that "size never matters". Differences in desires and anatomy will result in different answers.

It does´t really matter. If a man has a large penis and doesn´t know how to use it... what´s the point? I rather have them average and rock my world. Plus, if they´re too big it hurts me.:p

Wow, I had no idea you were a girl. IT's almost unsettling, merely because I assumed you were a guy.

Comically, the first thing I did after reading this post was look over to the sidebar thing, and sure enough 'Cabbage Patch Girl'.

Talk about feeling like a dunce. :D

Politics, theology, erotics....

Wow, I had no idea you were a girl. IT's almost unsettling, merely because I assumed you were a guy.

Comically, the first thing I did after reading this post was look over to the sidebar thing, and sure enough 'Cabbage Patch Girl'.

Talk about feeling like a dunce. :D

Take a look at the first part of my sig so you have no more doubts.:D

Ewwww, that looks disgusting. What is it?

Umm, thats my penis, a little gross I know... but I did some movies in college... I didn't know they were floating around on the internet.

This is kind of embarrasing! :(

Umm, thats my penis, a little gross I know... but I did some movies in college... I didn't know they were floating around on the internet.

This is kind of embarrasing! :(

:eek:
I met your penis then!? Wow. I met the penis of a Teuton. Neat!:D

Wow, I had no idea you were a girl. IT's almost unsettling, merely because I assumed you were a guy.

Comically, the first thing I did after reading this post was look over to the sidebar thing, and sure enough 'Cabbage Patch Girl'.

Talk about feeling like a dunce. :D

Those are givin to you buy the forum by how much posts you have. Plenty of guys here were 'Cabbage Patch Girls' at one point.

Note: I am not a Pimp.

Take a look at the first part of my sig so you have no more doubts.:D

Ah. lol.

:D

Ah. lol.

:D

*grins*
Ok, my job here´s done. But, before I go.... why is that many people here think I´m a dude?

Those are givin to you buy the forum by how much posts you have. Plenty of guys here were 'Cabbage Patch Girls' at one point.

Note: I am not a Pimp.

Well, nevermind that then, I wasn't sure if the labels were universal.

*grins*
Ok, my job here´s done. But, before I go.... why is that many people here think I´m a dude?

Umm, the way you spoke, and we talked about vidja games at first *the Wii, and it's glory, if you recall)

And I just kinda assumed, because I realize that every woman everywhere hates all video games all the time with no exceptions. :p

But really, men are more inclined to like/talk about video games, and prior to the boob thread, I don't recall you talking about your boobs before. It's the little things that I pick up on, lol.

I honestly can't believe that this is even a question that gets asked.

You may be shocked to learn that not every vagina is the same, and what one woman finds pleasing, another finds painful. Some women only feel acute sensation at the opening, and any size beoynd that doesn't add sensation. Others can get sensation throughout.

To take a position that "size always matters" is as silly as taking the position that "size never matters". Differences in desires and anatomy will result in different answers.

^ this. I'm not sure that I care either, nor do I know enough to care, the penis I have access to is perfection.

I would much rather have a partner interested in me, then one that is interested in how big various parts of his body is.

:eek:
I met your penis then!? Wow. I met the penis of a Teuton. Neat!:D

Neat in the sense of 'wow, cool!'

Or neat in the sense of 'I've never thrown up so violently looking at a penis before!'?

:D

Umm, the way you spoke, and we talked about vidja games at first *the Wii, and it's glory, if you recall)

And I just kinda assumed, because I realize that every woman everywhere hates all video games all the time with no exceptions. :p

But really, men are more inclined to like/talk about video games, and prior to the boob thread, I don't recall you talking about your boobs before. It's the little things that I pick up on, lol.

Well, I can be very unconventional, you know. I like video games, not all of them, but I do enjoy some. But I never talk about my boobs. I´m only doing it because this is a thread about boobs.:D

Neat in the sense of 'wow, cool!'

Or neat in the sense of 'I've never thrown up so violently looking at a penis before!'?

:D

Neat, just neat because I´ve never seen a Teuton penis before. I actully thought Teutons were no longer out there. Well... let me rephrase this... I´ve never met a German penis before. Is that better?:p Wait, are you German?:eek:

Neat, just neat because I´ve never seen a Teuton penis before. I actully thought Teutons were no longer out there. Well... let me rephrase this... I´ve never met a German penis before. Is that better?:p Wait, are you German?:eek:

Lol, no, Ich bin Amerikaner (Probably obvious, but I said I was American).

My nation is based off of both Arminius (the hero of the Teutoberg Forest, against the Romans in 6 A.D.)

Additionally I have kind of a boy crush on both the Teutonic knights, and good old Prussians, like Bismark.

When I attended college, you will find it no doubt surprising that I was majoring in both History and German (the language).

Lol.

Lol, no, Ich bin Amerikaner (Probably obvious, but I said I was American).

My nation is based off of both Arminius (the hero of the Teutoberg Forest, against the Romans in 6 A.D.)

Additionally I have kind of a boy crush on both the Teutonic knights, and good old Prussians, like Bismark.

When I attended college, you will find it no doubt surprising that I was majoring in both History and German (the language).

Lol.

Heh, kinda like me and the Japanese. It´s an obssession that drove me to do an MA in Japanese. I´m working on it.

in ancient Rome it was actually considered bad to have an enormous twang so there you have it

but whatever the truth lets protect all our ego's please and say that a good penis has a foreskin!

the penis I have access to is perfection.

it can open cans, clean the house and cook dinner? how about tell the kids a bedtime story?

Heh, kinda like me and the Japanese. It´s an obssession that drove me to do an MA in Japanese. I´m working on it.

Lol, after three year of full-time college, and full-time work, I decided I wanted a break, so I don't actually have a degree, but my fiancee is getting her R.N. degree, so I am helping her with that. Also YAY I'm getting married in ~1 month!

Yes, just like you and tha Japanese thing, I had noticed that, and that seemed like masculin indicator as well, for some reason.

Also, to avoid a threadjack: PENISPENISPENIS!!!

but whatever the truth lets protect all our ego's please and say that a good penis has a foreskin!

:(

it can open cans, clean the house and cook dinner? how about tell the kids a bedtime story?
no, but it fits in my mouth :eek:

Lol, after three year of full-time college, and full-time work, I decided I wanted a break, so I don't actually have a degree, but my fiancee is getting her R.N. degree, so I am helping her with that. Also YAY I'm getting married in ~1 month!

Yes, just like you and tha Japanese thing, I had noticed that, and that seemed like masculin indicator as well, for some reason.

Also, to avoid a threadjack: PENISPENISPENIS!!!

I graduated a few years ago. Then, last year, I felt an itch to go back to college and entered the Japanese MA program at La Complutence. I like being in college again. What sucks is the full time job too.

Congrats on the marriage thing. I wish you the best.:)

Back to topic: Why is it that men like to write their names in pee on the snow?

in ancient Rome it was actually considered bad to have an enormous twang so there you have it

but whatever the truth lets protect all our ego's please and say that a good penis has a foreskin!

I think ancient romans or greeks said that a good one had foreskin.
And so do I.

I graduated a few years ago. Then, last year, I felt an itch to go back to college and entered the Japanese MA program at La Complutence. I like being in college again. What sucks is the full time job too.

Congrats on the marriage thing. I wish you the best.:)

Back to topic: Why is it that men like to write their names in pee on the snow?

Thank you!

Also, I assume it is a demonstration of skill, and finesse. One of the few areas that men typically like to display their prowess. :D

I think ancient romans or greeks said that a good one had foreskin.
And so do I.

Ditto.

Thank you!

Also, I assume it is a demonstration of skill, and finesse. One of the few areas that men typically like to display their prowess. :D

Hm... prowess eh? Well, tomorrow I´m making my fiance write my name in pee on the snow.:D

I think ancient romans or greeks said that a good one had foreskin.
And so do I.

:(

And so do I.

Why is that exaclty?

It seems to me the exact opposite should be true. Wouldn't a circumcised guy last longer? Or is that just then longer that you have to fake it? :p

I dunno, I'm glad I'm circumcised.

Average sized organ on a skilled man > Large sized organ on an unskilled man


Enough said.

Hm... prowess eh? Well, tomorrow I´m making my fiance write my name in pee on the snow.:D

Make it your full name, with professional title, just to see him sweat as he gets half-way through you're first name, and the stream dries up, lol.

EDIT: How often does it ever snow in Spain (first off) and second, wouldn't right now be an unseasonably cold time to have snow most anywhere? (mountains excluded).

Make it your full name, with professional title, just to see him sweat as he gets half-way through you're first name, and the stream dries up, lol.

ROFL!

:(

I share you're dismay.

Uncut penises (penii?) FTW!

Uncut penises (penii?) FTW!

When you say penii I feel like cooking pasta.:p

It's generally going to matter to some extent because it will effect the experience.

That doesn't mean any particular size or shape is best - it depends on the individual (both the man and women/man)- and it's definitly not the only/main factor, but it is one of them and therefore somewhat significant.

Personally, either extreme I'd avoid, but other than that, it's fairly unimportant.

no, but it fits in my mouth :eek:

so the key to a happy marriage is squeezing it in her mouth?

:(

:(

don't worry you can go through expensive surgery to have it restored I believe:)

I dunno, I'm glad I'm circumcised.

you have lost a fun toy I must inform you

you have lost a fun toy I must inform you

Oh yes, it is a toy. And the foreskin makes for a lot of interesting noises you can make your partner utter, seriously.

Average sized organ on a skilled man > Large sized organ on an unskilled man


Enough said.

Large sized on an unskilled man=Ouch.

don't worry you can go through expensive surgery to have it restored I believe:)

Lets see, guy in a white coat and a mask that hides his identity using a knife right near the most fun part of my body.

Pass.

Lets see, guy in a white coat and a mask that hides his identity using a knife right near the most fun part of my body.

Pass.

I'm with you on this one.

Lets see, guy in a white coat and a mask that hides his identity using a knife right near the most fun part of my body.

Pass.

Think about if you were Jewish. The rabbi will be the one performing this trick near your fun area. What would be better? Hot surgeon or crazy rabbi?:D

Think about if you were Jewish. The rabbi will be the one performing this trick near your fun area. What would be better? Hot surgeon or crazy rabbi?:D

Hot Surgeon, or Crazy Rabbi, well, at least you made a fair comparison :p

But I'm not Jewish, so hopefully a doctor gave me the snip, rather than a Moyle.

And as for foreskin being a toy, eww... but really, I dunno, it's just not me.

Hot Surgeon, or Crazy Rabbi, well, at least you made a fair comparison :p

But I'm not Jewish, so hopefully a doctor gave me the snip, rather than a Moyle.

And as for foreskin being a toy, eww... but really, I dunno, it's just not me.

:)
I was just trying to be fair.

My fiance likes it when I... said too much.

:)
I was just trying to be fair.

My fiance likes it when I... said too much.

He likes your loquacity? Oh... eeg... nevermind, he likes something sexual with his foreskin... eww.

:p

He likes your loquacity? Oh... eeg... nevermind, he likes something sexual with his foreskin... eww.

:p

I pledge the FIF!!

Oh yes, it is a toy. And the foreskin makes for a lot of interesting noises you can make your partner utter, seriously.

does he sort of make this squeak? or is that just me and I just totally admitted to doing something weird:p

Lets see, guy in a white coat and a mask that hides his identity using a knife right near the most fun part of my body.

but its like the ultimate anniversary present!

does he sort of make this squeak? or is that just me and I just totally admitted to doing something weird:p



but its like the ultimate anniversary present!

Squeak? No. It´s more like a grunt. He sounds like a mating pig. ROFL!

Wow, I had no idea you were a girl. IT's almost unsettling, merely because I assumed you were a guy.

Comically, the first thing I did after reading this post was look over to the sidebar thing, and sure enough 'Cabbage Patch Girl'.

Talk about feeling like a dunce. :D

The 'Cabbage Patch Girl' has nothing to do with her gender, its just one of the titles based on post-count.

*grins*
Ok, my job here´s done. But, before I go.... why is that many people here think I´m a dude?

Therez no wimmens on teh interwebz

Therez no wimmens on teh interwebz

Oh youz minn, shudd it. Youz knowz nuthin´ about teh interwebz. We are all ovah itz!

Shape matters.

QFT.

QFT.

Well, even I agree with that. Saggy boobies are unappealing. Of course, we must remember that women that become mothers on the main, breast feed. That takes a toll on the the shape of the breast.

Well, even I agree with that. Saggy boobies are unappealing. Of course, we must remember that women that become mothers on the main, breast feed. That takes a toll on the the shape of the breast.

Umm, Nanatsu? This is the penis thread...

Umm, Nanatsu? This is the penis thread...

Ah crap! There I go again!:headbang:

My two cents: size does matter, but only to the point where there's a reasonable lower limit. If you have a 4 inch penis, you better be an expert in other areas. If you have an average size one though (5-6" in the US I think) or over that, there's no reason to worry. Guys freak out way too much. And too big is just as bad, to me personally--over 8" is just too much.

Besides, we all know circumfrance is the more important measurement. :D

Well, even I agree with that. Saggy boobies are unappealing. Of course, we must remember that women that become mothers on the main, breast feed. That takes a toll on the the shape of the breast.

Heh, with all the adult-rated threads going it gets confusing! But I agree. :D

Heh, with all the adult-rated threads going it gets confusing! But I agree. :D

I know, but still, I´m getting too confused lately with threads. I keep posting where I shouldn´t. It happened to me on the Is Physics a religion. I totally read Psychics.:p

I voted no, because while it obviously matters in the sense of "it has some effect on the overall experience," it doesn't matter in the sense of "one size is inherently better than another." Guys really do seem to worry about this sort of thing much, much more than women do.

I voted no, because while it obviously matters in the sense of "it has some effect on the overall experience," it doesn't matter in the sense of "one size is inherently better than another." Guys really do seem to worry about this sort of thing much, much more than women do.

Agreed. The only thing comparable to guy's penis-paranoia that I can think of is women's weight-paranoia, which is equally silly.

Agreed. The only thing comparable to guy's penis-paranoia that I can think of is women's weight-paranoia, which is equally silly.

'Do these boxers make my dick look small?'

'Do these boxers make my dick look small?'

...I have actually been asked almost that exact question, amusingly enough.

...I have actually been asked almost that exact question, amusingly enough.

That's pathetic... Unless it was done in a mocking way ofcourse, then it rules :D

That's pathetic... Unless it was done in a mocking way ofcourse, then it rules :D

Nope, it was quite serious. My ex, in between being Evil, was also rather amusingly self-obsessed in some ways, and got quite worried when a new pair of underpants diminished his "bulge." I made fun of him for that one. :p

Absolutely it matters. Too big is too big. Oral is unpleasant, penetration takes serious warming up, some positions are impossible.

I know this isn't strictly what this thread is about but I've been thinking -
It must be really psychologically tough to have a micropenis in our society. It's tough having any disability but mainly people don't mock you if you're in a wheelchair or you're blind or such. I can't imagine what it's like to sit down with friends and have the conversation turn to penis size.

I know this isn't strictly what this thread is about but I've been thinking -
It must be really psychologically tough to have a micropenis in our society. It's tough having any disability but mainly people don't mock you if you're in a wheelchair or you're blind or such. I can't imagine what it's like to sit down with friends and have the conversation turn to penis size.

Eh. You probably wouldn't tell anyone. Problem solved, no? :p

Eh. You probably wouldn't tell anyone. Problem solved, no? :p

I'm not saying you would tell anyone. I guess that'd be part of the problem.

I'm not saying you would tell anyone. I guess that'd be part of the problem.

Ah, right. I just couldn't think of a situation where you'd be openly mocked for it unless you told someone, which wouldn't be too likely.

in ancient Rome it was actually considered bad to have an enormous twang so there you have it

but whatever the truth lets protect all our ego's please and say that a good penis has a foreskin!



it can open cans, clean the house and cook dinner? how about tell the kids a bedtime story?

Don't you mean Greece?

Ah, right. I just couldn't think of a situation where you'd be openly mocked for it unless you told someone, which wouldn't be too likely.

I meant that a conversation could quite easily turn to something like.. "As long as it's not too small... like three inches or something" *giggles* "or a micropenis" *laughs* and you're sat there thinking "boy, this wasn't tough enough for me already".

I'de say, as a man, it would matter to some extent. Ofcourse, a really really small one isn't woopy-doo (imagine it simply can't read your G-spot) and a really large one could hurt, I guess (although it's normally being jammed in the place where babies come out, so I can also imagine it can handle a lot).
But really, this thread is both awkward and really really wierd :P Ofcourse, it's hard for me to judge, since I'm still a virgin. Although I'll be very honest with the first girl/woman I'll have sex with, I'll clearly say I don't know how to please her and I would like to her teach me how to do that. Think that earns some kudo's anyway ;)

Don't you mean Greece?

Probably. That's what I remember from art history class - however, there might be a significant difference between aesthetics in sculpture and aesthetics in real life. Modesty might be the best course for sculptor in any society, I could imagine. :p

Probably. That's what I remember from art history class - however, there might be a significant difference between aesthetics in sculpture and aesthetics in real life. Modesty might be the best course for sculptor in any society, I could imagine. :p

I remember reading somewhere the Greeks liked it small and the Romans liked it massive.

I'de say, as a man, it would matter to some extent. Ofcourse, a really really small one isn't woopy-doo (imagine it simply can't read your G-spot) and a really large one could hurt, I guess (although it's normally being jammed in the place where babies come out, so I can also imagine it can handle a lot).
But really, this thread is both awkward and really really wierd :P Ofcourse, it's hard for me to judge, since I'm still a virgin. Although I'll be very honest with the first girl/woman I'll have sex with, I'll clearly say I don't know how to please her and I would like to her teach me how to do that. Think that earns some kudo's anyway ;)

TMI.

Make it your full name, with professional title, just to see him sweat as he gets half-way through you're first name, and the stream dries up, lol.

EDIT: How often does it ever snow in Spain (first off) and second, wouldn't right now be an unseasonably cold time to have snow most anywhere? (mountains excluded).

It's snowing right now in the Dakotas, I think.

I'de say, as a man, it would matter to some extent. Ofcourse, a really really small one isn't woopy-doo (imagine it simply can't read your G-spot) and a really large one could hurt, I guess (although it's normally being jammed in the place where babies come out, so I can also imagine it can handle a lot).
But really, this thread is both awkward and really really wierd :P Ofcourse, it's hard for me to judge, since I'm still a virgin. Although I'll be very honest with the first girl/woman I'll have sex with, I'll clearly say I don't know how to please her and I would like to her teach me how to do that. Think that earns some kudo's anyway ;)

From what I've seen and heard, it really doesn't get you kudos. Caring does, but not being over the top with your disclosure about the whole virgin thing.

I'm a man, and I don't think penis size matters to me, but for some reason, I can't shake the feeling that penis size matters to most women. Woe is me. :p

Make it your full name, with professional title, just to see him sweat as he gets half-way through you're first name, and the stream dries up, lol.

EDIT: How often does it ever snow in Spain (first off) and second, wouldn't right now be an unseasonably cold time to have snow most anywhere? (mountains excluded).

In the Spanish Alps, or Picos de Europa, it snows every December and January heavily. It´s not snowing in Asturias anymore.

'Do these boxers make my dick look small?'

I think I have to admit, for the sake of honesty, that I read 'boxers' as 'boners' which made absolutely no sense to me at all.

It was amusing though.