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There seems to be evidence that shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln has a significant side-benefit:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352278,00.html

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3942-masturbating-may-protect-against-prostate-cancer.html

So, is this study going to change anyone's behavior?

There seems to be evidence that shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln has a significant side-benefit:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352278,00.html

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3942-masturbating-may-protect-against-prostate-cancer.html

So, is this study going to change anyone's behavior?

Wait, so getting a hand job could count as preventive care? I see a new medical field available for hot single women (or, just so I don't leave anyone out, gay men).

Well, blow me! :p

FoxNews, so up to date...
Study: Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer

Wednesday, April 23, 2008Masturbating may protect against prostate cancer

19:00 16 July 2003

FoxNews, so up to date...

They report. We decide. :p

BTW: the New Scientist report was not part of the Fox story. Just additional research on the subject.

Wait, so getting a hand job could count as preventive care? I see a new medical field available for hot single women (or, just so I don't leave anyone out, gay men).

Not to mention new justification for massage parlors, and new prostitution defense.

...shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln...
My penis rarely wears a beard or stove-pipe hat.

My penis rarely wears a beard or stove-pipe hat.

I was going to make a comment, but everyone knows what I was thinking anyway.

My penis rarely wears a beard or stove-pipe hat.

Now that's an image we didn't need . . . .

There seems to be evidence that shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln has a significant side-benefit:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352278,00.html

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3942-masturbating-may-protect-against-prostate-cancer.html

Good, I'm set for life, then. :D

A friend of mine doubts the methodological validity of this study. After all:
Where the hell did they come up with a control group?

A friend of mine doubts the methodological validity of this study. After all:
Where the hell did they come up with a control group?

An interesting point, to say the least. I hadn't actually thought about that yet, but thanks for pointing it out.

Lol at thread.:p
adds a whole new meaning to the phrase, "give me liberty or give me death!"

I knew God was on us Masturbaters side, lol..:)

wow - all of this time I have been self medicating for prostate cancer! Time for my next dose!