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If America´s destiny were on NSG hands?

Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 06:28
If America´s destiny, politically speaking, were in the hands of NS team of Generalites, who would you vote for?

I have serious problems, ppl, I know. Just humor me.
Dyakovo
23-04-2008, 06:30
If America´s destiny, politically speaking, were in the hands of NS team of Generalites, who would you vote for?

I have serious problems, ppl, I know. Just humor me.

Myself, I'm the only one I agree with often enough...
Venndee
23-04-2008, 06:31
Vittos' politics are pretty close to mine, so I would vote for him.
Kbrookistan
23-04-2008, 06:31
If NSG held American destiny, I can tell you but two truths:

1) There would be a hell of a lot of pies. And tacos.

2) I would run like fuck for the border.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 06:32
If NSG held American destiny, I can tell you but two truths:

1) There would be a hell of a lot of pies. And tacos.

2) I would run like fuck for the border.

ROFLMFAO!!
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
23-04-2008, 06:36
Isn't the median age for posters here still somewhere around 15? :p Chaos is what it would be, albeit with more video games and sugar candy.
New Malachite Square
23-04-2008, 06:37
Hey, not all my votes were counted! :mad:
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 06:38
Hey, not all my votes were counted! :mad:

Welcome to the ballots, baby! We ruthlessly disregard your vote. :D
New Malachite Square
23-04-2008, 06:44
Welcome to the ballots, baby! We ruthlessly disregard your vote. :D

Those who cast the votes, they decide nothing. Those who count the votes, they decide everything.
:D
Kyronea
23-04-2008, 06:50
If America´s destiny, politically speaking, were in the hands of NS team of Generalites, who would you vote for?

I have serious problems, ppl, I know. Just humor me.

Katganistan for President with Lunatic as her VP.

Melkor Unchained for Secretary of the Treasury(More for the amusement than anything else...)

Aaaand...Frisbee can be the director of the CIA, with Hack as director of the FBI.

Tactical Grace can be Secretary of State.
Imperial isa
23-04-2008, 06:52
Katganistan for President with Lunatic as her VP.

Melkor Unchained for Secretary of the Treasury(More for the amusement than anything else...)

Aaaand...Frisbee can be the director of the CIA, with Hack as director of the FBI.

Tactical Grace can be Secretary of State.

keep going
Trollgaard
23-04-2008, 06:52
I would get the fuck out or start a revolution.
The Alma Mater
23-04-2008, 06:53
If America´s destiny, politically speaking, were in the hands of NS team of Generalites, who would you vote for?

Depends. Is my goal to create complete and utter chaos while the USA crumbles down into oblivion, to maintain the status of a superpower most people do not really like (even though much worse alternatives exist) - or to create something that is successful AND liked ?
Dyakovo
23-04-2008, 06:53
Katganistan for President with Lunatic as her VP.

Melkor Unchained for Secretary of the Treasury(More for the amusement than anything else...)

Aaaand...Frisbee can be the director of the CIA, with Hack as director of the FBI.

Tactical Grace can be Secretary of State.

:( I don't get any job? http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/Cry.gif
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 06:54
Depends. Is my goal to create complete and utter chaos while the USA crumbles down into oblivion, to maintain the status of a superpower most people do not really like (even though much worse alternatives exist) - or to create something that is successful AND liked ?

Your choice.
Lunatic Goofballs
23-04-2008, 06:58
As Vice President, I would be President of the Senate. There would definitely be a few changes. For instance, filibustering will be done in a ring filled with pudding. *nod*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 06:59
As Vice President, I would be President of the Senate. There would definitely be a few changes. For instance, filibustering will be done in a ring filled with pudding. *nod*

Ummm... pudding. You, sir, have my vote.
Lunatic Goofballs
23-04-2008, 07:02
Ummm... pudding. You, sir, have my vote.

ANd after a few broken hips, we'll start to attract younger senators. *nod*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 07:03
ANd after a few broken hips, we'll start to attract younger senators. *nod*

Young and sexy. Yes.
Dyakovo
23-04-2008, 07:06
Young and sexy. Yes.

Hmmmm, I think if this goes through Nanatsu needs to be elected to the senate...
Verdigroth
23-04-2008, 07:10
I would vote for Straughn as is expected of a follower of his grace. He would spend so much time researching things I wouldn't have to worry about my liberties being infringed as his holinesses government wouldn't do anything.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 07:11
Hmmmm, I think if this goes through Nanatsu needs to be elected to the senate...

I like the way you think, Dyakovo. But I want to rule the senate.
BLARGistania
23-04-2008, 07:12
We'd be over-run by little emos and skateborders with a disjointed sense of fashion and more drama than a disney movie on crack.





That being said, I would leave the country immediately.
New Malachite Square
23-04-2008, 07:15
I would get the fuck out or start a revolution.

I guess you'd have to do the latter, because the alternative is to live with foreigners!
Dyakovo
23-04-2008, 07:16
I like the way you think, Dyakovo. But I want to rule the senate.

I just want to see you take part in a filibuster...
Which means it is definitely good for me that you like the way I think...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gif
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 07:16
I guess you'd have to do the latter, because the alternative is to live with foreigners!

What´s wrong with foreigners? We don´t bite, much...
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 07:17
I just want to see you take part in a filibuster...
Which means it is definitely good for me that you like the way I think...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gif

Imma filibuster you even if I like your reasoning. LOL! Gimme the power and cringe!!
New Malachite Square
23-04-2008, 07:18
What´s wrong with foreigners? We don´t bite, much...

Speaking as a foreigner, I disagree.
Dyakovo
23-04-2008, 07:18
Imma filibuster you even if I like your reasoning. LOL! Gimme the power and cringe!!

*gives the power and cringes*
*excitedly*
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/winkingsmiley.gif
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 07:21
Speaking as a foreigner, I disagree.

You bite?!:eek:
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 07:22
*gives the power and cringes*
*excitedly*
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/winkingsmiley.gif

Anata wa hentai desu yo!
Dyakovo
23-04-2008, 07:23
You bite?!:eek:

That's not necessarily a bad thing...
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 07:24
That's not necessarily a bad thing...

Do you bite, Dyakovo?:D
Nobel Hobos
23-04-2008, 07:25
If America´s destiny, politically speaking, were in the hands of NS team of Generalites, who would you vote for?

I have serious problems, ppl, I know. Just humor me.

Andaras. He'd get the place nuked in no time!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 07:26
Andaras. He'd get the place nuked in no time!

Or worse.:D
Dyakovo
23-04-2008, 07:27
Do you bite, Dyakovo?:D

Depends, do you want me to?
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/vampire.gif
New Malachite Square
23-04-2008, 07:28
You bite?!:eek:

Only in the loosest sense of the word (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/365352/2/istockphoto_365352_trap.jpg). :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 07:28
Depends, do you want me to?
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/vampire.gif

<.<
Do I answer now or later?
Dyakovo
23-04-2008, 07:31
<.<
Do I answer now or later?

Well, since I can't reach you from where I am, later is fine...
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 07:31
Well, since I can't reach you from where I am, later is fine...

Ok. Later then...
>.>
Nobel Hobos
23-04-2008, 07:35
Or worse.:D

I don't get why you didn't use the whole ten options though. I mean, how about these:

Neu Leonstein -------- sell the US to the highest bidder. Even if that's Gazprom.
Nobel Hobos ---------- immediately launch the entire nuclear arsenal into outer space
Nanatsu no Tsuki ---- reform the apparatus of government to make it more fun and chatty
Celtlund ---------------- it's not too late to fix Vietnam!
Gun Manufacturers -- I don't know, but it would probably turn out to be a prank
United Beleriand ----- whoa now, that's not even funny ...
Dyakovo
23-04-2008, 07:36
I don't get why you didn't use the whole ten options though. I mean, how about these:

Neu Leonstein -------- sell the US to the highest bidder. Even if that's Gazprom.
Nobel Hobos ---------- immediately launch the entire nuclear arsenal into outer space
Nanatsu no Tsuki ---- reform the apparatus of government to make it more fun and chatty
Celtlund ---------------- it's not too late to fix Vietnam!
Gun Manufacturers -- I don't know, but it would probably turn out to be a prank
United Beleriand ----- whoa now, that's not even funny ...

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/rotflol.gif
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 07:37
I don't get why you didn't use the whole ten options though. I mean, how about these:

Neu Leonstein -------- sell the US to the highest bidder. Even if that's Gazprom.
Nobel Hobos ---------- immediately launch the entire nuclear arsenal into outer space
Nanatsu no Tsuki ---- reform the apparatus of government to make it more fun and chatty
Celtlund ---------------- it's not too late to fix Vietnam!
Gun Manufacturers -- I don't know, but it would probably turn out to be a prank
United Beleriand ----- whoa now, that's not even funny ...

Well, you certainly used them. Thanks.:D
Non Aligned States
23-04-2008, 07:42
Let's see.

LG would make streaking mandatory, and probably make "pie in face day" an official holiday.

Andaras would get himself assassinated about three seconds after his first declaration.

Smunk would give a firm smack to anyone she caught spouting rubbish in Congress, while her now federally funded genius children build a doomsday device or cure cancer, depends on their alignment.

Kat would actually make public education something devoid of the usual mumbo jumbo that people like to insert into the curriculum and maybe fix the current mess its in.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 07:44
Andaras would get himself assassinated about three seconds after his first declaration.

:D
Agreed.
Kyronea
23-04-2008, 07:47
keep going

I kinda got stuck.
Kyronea
23-04-2008, 07:50
I don't get why you didn't use the whole ten options though. I mean, how about these:

Neu Leonstein -------- sell the US to the highest bidder. Even if that's Gazprom.
Nobel Hobos ---------- immediately launch the entire nuclear arsenal into outer space
Nanatsu no Tsuki ---- reform the apparatus of government to make it more fun and chatty
Celtlund ---------------- it's not too late to fix Vietnam!
Gun Manufacturers -- I don't know, but it would probably turn out to be a prank
United Beleriand ----- whoa now, that's not even funny ...

Of course UB would be funny. He'd make some sort of declaration against Jews and he'd be taken out by Israel.

...

Okay that's actually more tragic than hilarious.

What would I do?
Nobel Hobos
23-04-2008, 07:52
What would I do?

Cuter uniforms for the Navy.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 07:52
Of course UB would be funny. He'd make some sort of declaration against Jews and he'd be taken out by Israel.

...

Okay that's actually more tragic than hilarious.

What would I do?

You? Hm. What would you do?
Dyakovo
23-04-2008, 07:54
What would I do?Cuter uniforms for the Navy.


Or at least better hats...
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 07:55
Or at least better hats...

Can those hats have bows? Big, puffy pink bows?
Nobel Hobos
23-04-2008, 07:57
Kyronea, smiting the dictatorships of the world with endless patient reasonableness. Jimmy Carter eat your heart out ...
Dyakovo
23-04-2008, 07:57
Can those hats have bows? Big, puffy pink bows?

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/rotflol.gif
Imperial isa
23-04-2008, 08:10
I kinda got stuck.

what have you been told about playing with super glue
Kyronea
23-04-2008, 08:33
Kyronea, smiting the dictatorships of the world with endless patient reasonableness. Jimmy Carter eat your heart out ...

Indeed. Yes indeed.
Kyronea
23-04-2008, 08:36
Can those hats have bows? Big, puffy pink bows?

Of course not.

They'd be ocean blue, not pink.

what have you been told about playing with super glue
But it's so fun!
Non Aligned States
23-04-2008, 09:45
But it's so fun!

Try a little something soluble next time.
Jello Biafra
23-04-2008, 11:00
Of the ones in the poll, I picked LG. His political views are closest to mine. Plus, there'd be pies, tacos, pudding, and more nudity.
Now if only the LG government would add fetuccine alfredo and pizza to the menu.
Cameroi
23-04-2008, 12:28
could i write in backwood sesquaches?

lg's ok, but the only name on that list i'm remotely familiar with.

as for america's best possible future, i would support a court madated regeonal break up like they did for at&t when it was trying to force everyone to buy their over priced lame modems or not have access to wired data exchange.

though i suppose a somewhat large majority on here were not yet born at that time.

i'm more concerned with the future of humanity and all life on planet earth.

"glory not in this that you love your country. glory in this that you love (sentient) kind".

i also don't give a rat WHO. what i want, is to see an end to policies, both international and domestic, of demonizing everything that refuses to kiss the ass of little green pieces of paper.

if america 'falls', it won't be the end of the world. if it don't, it MIGHT not be either. but if putting 'economics' ahead of environment and civil rights doesn't (fall), everything else is likely to. (other then rocks, and maybe a few trees)

=^^=
.../\...
Saxnot
23-04-2008, 15:23
Dhomme or Pure Metal, for sure.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-04-2008, 16:39
Of course not.

They'd be ocean blue, not pink.


But it's so fun!

Kind they be ocean blue with pink polkadots?
Mad hatters in jeans
23-04-2008, 16:52
This thread makes me nervous.
and why isn't Nanatsu up there on the poll options?

don't put me in poll options damn it! you know i never get any votes!
The South Islands
23-04-2008, 16:55
If America's destiny was in the hands of these guys, I would move. Someplace. Anyplace other then here.
Dyakovo
23-04-2008, 21:57
If America's destiny was in the hands of these guys, I would move. Someplace. Anyplace other then here.

Ahh, but if I was in charge it would be illegal for you to move somewhere else...

*arrests TSI for wanting to leave*
:p
Galloism
23-04-2008, 22:00
Lets see, if each regular poster of NSG was a "senator" and had one vote in this new government... we would elect... either LG or Kat, and then there would be a massive civil war following the contested election results.

That's just an opinion, by gaging the vehemence of thought in many of the threads.
Mirkana
23-04-2008, 22:19
LG as President would be totally awesome. Not only is he a clown, but he's also very intelligent, and would be a force to be reckoned with.

Actually, I'm going to support Smunkee for President, with LG as her Secretary of Defense. I will content myself with Special Science Advisor. Andaras can have the FBI.
Mad hatters in jeans
23-04-2008, 23:50
We'd be over-run by little emos and skateborders with a disjointed sense of fashion and more drama than a disney movie on crack.
That being said, I would leave the country immediately.

what brought this on?
Bann-ed
24-04-2008, 00:03
If NSG held American destiny, I can tell you but two truths:

1) There would be a hell of a lot of pies. And tacos.

2) I would run like fuck for the border.

I don't know, it is pretty tough to get into the United States these days. All the hype about 'Mexican Savages' spotted near the border and all.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-04-2008, 00:49
This thread makes me nervous.
and why isn't Nanatsu up there on the poll options?

don't put me in poll options damn it! you know i never get any votes!

I wanted to be fair, you know. What with me creating the poll and all. But if you want to nominate me for the Dictatorship of the US, I would gladly accept.:D
And yes, I said dictatorship, because that what I would make if I were to be elected.:fluffle:
Infinite Revolution
24-04-2008, 01:11
i was going to say none of the above, but then i realised i'd missed LG.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-04-2008, 01:21
LG for President and pies for all!
1010102
24-04-2008, 01:30
Me. I'd clean out the prison system by killing anyone that has raped, murdered, or molested children. They get five apeals total, if they fail four of 3of them, kill them. If they have been in jail but for any of them, kill them too unless they were later found innocent. Then I'd legalize weed, and let anyone out of prision for it. I'd also get rid of the state's rights and make a good, national education system. My next step would be get rid of gun control execpt for anything that is rocket powered or has a barrel diameter over 15.5mm(exculuding shotguns). My last step would be to create a forgien legion type thing and anyone that's here illegally would be forced into and made to serve for four years. The current party system would be eliminated. All parties would be on the ballots execpt for the commies and the Nazis. (I'd have them locked up for life.) Divide Iraq between Iran, the Kurds and Syria, and get our troops home.(keeping the oil regions for our selves until we can make the switch to electric cars). I'd nationalize the Healthcare system and the oil industry. I'd build more Nuclear power plants, supply clean, cheap, safe power.
The South Islands
24-04-2008, 01:37
Ahh, but if I was in charge it would be illegal for you to move somewhere else...

*arrests TSI for wanting to leave*
:p

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

*is dragged away*
Mirkana
24-04-2008, 02:03
*rubs his hands gleefully at the prospect of a new subject for experiments*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-04-2008, 02:06
*rubs his hands gleefully at the prospect of a new subject for experiments*

Iz Dr. Mirkana Frankenstein!
New Limacon
24-04-2008, 02:56
Isn't the median age for posters here still somewhere around 15? :p Chaos is what it would be, albeit with more video games and sugar candy.

That may be true, but we are often mistaken for a forum with a median age of 18.

I voted for all of the options, because I think a Council of Six would cancel out their faults while preserving most of their good qualities. Or, all of the votes would just end in stalemates, and they would be powerless to do anything. Either would work.
Rasta-dom
24-04-2008, 03:04
i would just hold on like crazy and enjoy the flaming tailspin into the sea
Kyronea
24-04-2008, 03:09
Try a little something soluble next time.
;)

Kind they be ocean blue with pink polkadots?
Well...okay. Just for you.

Iz Dr. Mirkana Frankenstein!
No, but he is a scientist, as his picture proves.

I'd show it but I lost the link and I'm not going back to where I know it's posted.
Mirkana
24-04-2008, 03:13
Iz Dr. Mirkana Frankenstein!

Oh no, I'm far worse.:D

We need an evil smiley.

We'll be performing experiments on the limits of human sanity. I had EA make a video game out of the Timecube site, and I sold the movie rights to said video game to Uwe Boll. You'll be at the first screening.
Gun Manufacturers
24-04-2008, 03:19
I don't get why you didn't use the whole ten options though. I mean, how about these:

Neu Leonstein -------- sell the US to the highest bidder. Even if that's Gazprom.
Nobel Hobos ---------- immediately launch the entire nuclear arsenal into outer space
Nanatsu no Tsuki ---- reform the apparatus of government to make it more fun and chatty
Celtlund ---------------- it's not too late to fix Vietnam!
Gun Manufacturers -- I don't know, but it would probably turn out to be a prank
United Beleriand ----- whoa now, that's not even funny ...

If I were in charge of the country, I'd start adding some fun stuff to youth after-school programs. Like paintball (for team-building, exercise, and fun), bowling (for team-building and fun), outdoors programs (for fun and knowledge), photography (for creativity and fun), and cow chip bingo (because everyone enjoys cow chip bingo :D).

I'd also have a big stick that I'd use against any politician that suggested feel-good legislation designed to do nothing except waste money and give the politicians a claim that they did something. I'd also use it on people that annoy me. :p
Lunatic Goofballs
24-04-2008, 03:20
I'd also have a big stick that I'd use against any politician that suggested feel-good legislation designed to do nothing except waste money and give the politicians a claim that they did something. I'd also use it on people that annoy me. :p

Groin kicks work better. :)
Mirkana
24-04-2008, 03:21
;)


Well...okay. Just for you.


No, but he is a scientist, as his picture proves.

I'd show it but I lost the link and I'm not going back to where I know it's posted.

Here (http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm297/Meshakhad/mirkanagoggles.jpg).

Incidentally, I am currently sitting at the desk in the background.
The South Islands
24-04-2008, 03:23
blarg being anally probed
Jayate
24-04-2008, 03:23
Myself, I'm the only one I agree with often enough...

I'd vote for Dyakovo.

But the real question should be...who are the electors of the electoral college?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-04-2008, 03:24
I'd vote for Dyakovo.

But the real question should be...who are the electors of the electoral college?

LG goons. Yup.
Gun Manufacturers
24-04-2008, 03:26
Groin kicks work better. :)

The problem with groin kicks is, there is the remote possibility that I'd hurt my foot while kicking. Hitting someone with a stick, on the other hand, has no such risk. If the stick breaks, I throw it away and get another. Can't do that with my foot.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-04-2008, 03:27
The problem with groin kicks is, there is the remote possibility that I'd hurt my foot while kicking. Hitting someone with a stick, on the other hand, has no such risk. If the stick breaks, I throw it away and get another. Can't do that with my foot.

So, filibustering´s been institutionalized. Awesome!
Kyronea
24-04-2008, 03:27
If I were in charge of the country, I'd start adding some fun stuff to youth after-school programs. Like paintball (for team-building, exercise, and fun), bowling (for team-building and fun), outdoors programs (for fun and knowledge), photography (for creativity and fun), and cow chip bingo (because everyone enjoys cow chip bingo :D).

I'd also have a big stick that I'd use against any politician that suggested feel-good legislation designed to do nothing except waste money and give the politicians a claim that they did something. I'd also use it on people that annoy me. :p

I dunno about paintball or cow chip bingo (What the hell is that, anyway?) but it would be good to encourage more youth activity and exercise. There's nothing wrong with enjoying television or video games and the like so long as you take the time to enjoy physical activities too. :)

Mirkana: Ah, thank you.
Mirkana
24-04-2008, 03:33
blarg being anally probed

You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Gun Manufacturers
24-04-2008, 03:54
I dunno about paintball or cow chip bingo (What the hell is that, anyway?) but it would be good to encourage more youth activity and exercise. There's nothing wrong with enjoying television or video games and the like so long as you take the time to enjoy physical activities too. :)

Mirkana: Ah, thank you.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2096530_play-cow-chip-bingo.html
Nobel Hobos
24-04-2008, 05:07
cow chip bingo (What the hell is that, anyway?)

"Cow chip" is a cow shit. A field with a cow in it is divided into parts. You pick one of the parts (or draw from a hat) and when the cow does a shit, the person whose part it was in WINS!

It's wildly exciting, unless the cow is constipated.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-04-2008, 19:10
"Cow chip" is a cow shit. A field with a cow in it is divided into parts. You pick one of the parts (or draw from a hat) and when the cow does a shit, the person whose part it was in WINS!

It's wildly exciting, unless the cow is constipated.

Constipated flying cows! That could bring apocalypse, you know. We´ll all drown in a flood of cow poo. I want to write a movie script. This could take me somewhere.:eek:
Gauthier
24-04-2008, 19:18
Constipated flying cows! That could bring apocalypse, you know. We´ll all drown in a flood of cow poo. I want to write a movie script. This could take me somewhere.:eek:

Umm.. you're thinking of diarrheac flying cows. Constipated flying cows have a problem with dropping the payload.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-04-2008, 19:22
Umm.. you're thinking of diarrheac flying cows. Constipated flying cows have a problem with dropping the payload.

No no, see. At first they´re constipated but then they have huge loads of prune juice and lo and behold! Shit rains from the sky. Smelly apocalypse. It can´t lose at the box office.
Dyakovo
24-04-2008, 21:56
I'd vote for Dyakovo.

But the real question should be...who are the electors of the electoral college?

You're obviously insane...
Not that is necessarilly a bad thing.
I'll take the vote though...
Knights of Liberty
24-04-2008, 21:56
I like Andaras, but the fact that he has any votes frightens me.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-04-2008, 21:58
I like Andaras, but the fact that he has any votes frightens me.

He´s the best Commie we know. I wanted to give all government systems a chance.
Dyakovo
24-04-2008, 21:59
Oh no, I'm far worse.:D

We need an evil smiley.

You mean like this one:__http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/Sinister.gif?




Wow, 19 people voted for me?
JuNii
24-04-2008, 22:04
the... avatar... it's... too... cute... compelling... me... to... vote... :D
Mad hatters in jeans
24-04-2008, 22:11
Wow, 19 people voted for me?
yeah that's odd, i'd have thought you would gain more votes than me. hmm anyway, those who have voted for me will not be forgotten, i'll give them a nice big procession for their state funeral once I take power with the other candidates.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-04-2008, 22:13
LG is winning. We must really like a clowndom them. :D
Mad hatters in jeans
24-04-2008, 22:17
LG is winning. We must really like a clowndom them. :D

nah, that's just folks voting for the person they know, i doubt many know of the other folks you mentioned bar Katganistan. Better the devil you know than the one you don't know.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-04-2008, 22:18
nah, that's just folks voting for the person they know, i doubt many know of the other folks you mentioned bar Katganistan. Better the devil you know than the one you don't know.

Yeah, perhaps is that.

Más vale malo conocido que malo por conocer.
Dyakovo
24-04-2008, 22:33
Yeah, perhaps is that.

Más vale malo conocido que malo por conocer.

It almost certainly is that...
Mad hatters in jeans
24-04-2008, 22:36
Yeah, perhaps is that.

Más vale malo conocido que malo por conocer.

Hey in this new US government do i get to try and invade Iceland? From there we can launch a devastating assualt into the UK and then nick all the sheep. then run away. then invade France for the hell of it. and Spain too, and Germany, hell why not the rest of the world while we're at it?
okay so that's not a good idea, so, Take out the South American sountries, make treaties with those who can't fight or don't want to fight, use their people as bullet shields then take out South Africa, take all it's resources and install decent government in return, all bowing to a greater HQ in the US, then either the EU can ally or be neutral to us, allowing trade with all those new slaves, then an invasion into the Middle East, the East all the way to Japan.
Then a lightning raid into Russia, seizing Moscow and it's major cities via a teleportation device.
Then
PROFIT!
Then the moon then the next world and the next, until all stars bow before the deadly human race, bred for one purpose, to drink and be merry!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-04-2008, 22:36
It almost certainly is that...

Yup.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-04-2008, 22:38
Hey in this new US government do i get to try and invade Iceland? From there we can launch a devastating assualt into the UK and then nick all the sheep. then run away. then invade France for the hell of it. and Spain too, and Germany, hell why not the rest of the world while we're at it?
okay so that's not a good idea, so, Take out the South American sountries, make treaties with those who can't fight or don't want to fight, use their people as bullet shields then take out South Africa, take all it's resources and install decent government in return, all bowing to a greater HQ in the US, then either the EU can ally or be neutral to us, allowing trade with all those new slaves, then an invasion into the Middle East, the East all the way to Japan.
Then a lightning raid into Russia, seizing Moscow and it's major cities via a teleportation device.
Then
PROFIT!
Then the moon then the next world and the next, until all stars bow before the deadly human race, bred for one purpose, to drink and be merry!

You can invade as many countries as you wish, with the exception of Spain. That´s my turf. I rulez there, and I rulez Japan with the awesomenessness power of my LOL Catz army. Yup.

You should leave Russia and Cuba to AP. LOL!

US and China to Dyakovo and England to LG.

The rest of the world can be yours. *nod*:)
Mad hatters in jeans
24-04-2008, 22:39
Yup.

or so i would have you think.
who knows, maybe all other players are just Mod puppets? okay there's an awful lot of mods with spare time, but hey you gotta do something in those Missile radar defence silos?
whoops shouldn't have said that.
Dyakovo
24-04-2008, 22:49
You can invade as many countries as you wish, with the exception of Spain. That´s my turf. I rulez there, and I rulez Japan with the awesomenessness power of my LOL Catz army. Yup.

You should leave Cuba to AP. LOL!

US and Russia to Dyakovo and England to LG.

The rest of the world can be yours. *nod*:)

Fixed...



Edit: While you're at it why don't you claim Portugal as well Nanatsu?
Mad hatters in jeans
24-04-2008, 22:52
You can invade as many countries as you wish, with the exception of Spain. That´s my turf. I rulez there, and I rulez Japan with the awesomenessness power of my LOL Catz army. Yup.

You should leave Russia and Cuba to AP. LOL!

US and China to Dyakovo and England to LG.

The rest of the world can be yours. *nod*:)

awww, but i like the weather there. can't i at least take the Rock of Gibraltar? then i can get rid of all those pesky tourists.

I don't think AP would even want Russia, it's an embarrassment thing, seeing as 'communism' failed arse upward there, and in most other countries it was used in. Poor communists, if only they had a better method of control and some civil rights, they could have made something of it. heh even then the Communist revolution was supposed to start in the US and the West, not the Eastern bloc.
I drink with the hope there will never be another cold war.
My wars will be far more ecofriendly, none of that proxy war business, that's just dirty.
*looks back at what i get*
eh? so i get Africa, South America and Australia? sweeet! first law i'll pass will be it's a capital offence to shoot elephants, Kangaroos will be the major dish for all countries, all chickens will be freed, well we'l dump them into the middle east.
Skyland Mt
24-04-2008, 23:50
None of the above. The only one I'm familiar with is Andaras, and I'd rather die than see him President.:(
Dyakovo
24-04-2008, 23:53
None of the above. The only one I'm familiar with is Andaras, and I'd rather die than see him President.:(

Allow me to introduce myself...
I'm Dyakovo and a vote for me is a vote for not-Andaras...
:D
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-04-2008, 23:59
Fixed...



Edit: While you're at it why don't you claim Portugal as well Nanatsu?

Ok, fair enough. I claim Portugal and Italy for that matter. I have a monopoly of Romace speaking countires. I are teh bestest!!
Honsria
25-04-2008, 00:05
umm, I'd vote for myself.
Dyakovo
25-04-2008, 00:08
umm, I'd vote for myself.
Allow me to reiterate...
I'm Dyakovo and a vote for me is a vote for not-Andaras...
:D
Nanatsu no Tsuki
25-04-2008, 00:09
Allow me to reiterate...

Teh Dyakovo is way better than teh AP. Seriously. *nod*
Dyakovo
25-04-2008, 00:10
Teh Dyakovo is way better than teh AP. Seriously. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/nod.gif

Fixed :D
Mad hatters in jeans
25-04-2008, 00:17
Teh Dyakovo is way better than teh AP. Seriously. *nod*

This voting process is so tiring.!!!!!!! (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/28/tell-me-when-its-over/)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
25-04-2008, 00:21
This voting process is so tiring.!!!!!!! (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/28/tell-me-when-its-over/)

If you´re so tired, let me just say.... THAT I´M THE RULER OF YOU ALL!!! BOW DOWN!! You´re all...
http://blog.glennf.com/images/mt/180px-Pwned_cat1.jpg
Dyakovo
25-04-2008, 00:23
LOL, I just realized that the poll's public

Boonytopia, Bouitazia, Delator, Drakonaj, Dyakovo, Exetoniarpaccount, Gothicbob, Jayate, Khadgar, Mad hatters in jeans, New Limacon, New Manvir, Ryadn, Saxnot, Silver Star HQ, Tech-gnosis, Threwan, Trollgaard, United Chicken Kleptos

NM voted for me?!? :eek:
:D
Mad hatters in jeans
25-04-2008, 00:28
If you´re so tired, let me just say.... THAT I´M THE RULER OF YOU ALL!!! BOW DOWN!! You´re all...
http://blog.glennf.com/images/mt/180px-Pwned_cat1.jpg
wtf? (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/03/i-have-no-idea-whats-going-on/)
LOL, I just realized that the poll's public



NM voted for me?!? :eek:
:D

you voted for yourself? that's cheating! hey Nanatsu Dyakovo's cheating!
Dyakovo
25-04-2008, 00:33
wtf? (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/03/i-have-no-idea-whats-going-on/)


you voted for yourself? that's cheating! hey Nanatsu Dyakovo's cheating!

Well, of course I did... If America´s destiny, politically speaking, were in the hands of NS team of Generalites, who would you vote for?

I have serious problems, ppl, I know. Just humor me.Myself, I'm the only one I agree with often enough...
Mad hatters in jeans
25-04-2008, 00:37
Well, of course I did...

doesn't mean you're allowed to vote for yourself.
I think your extra vote should go to me.
I'm a runner up for the olympics (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/08/olympix-cat/) don't you know?
Dyakovo
25-04-2008, 00:43
doesn't mean you're allowed to vote for yourself.
I think your extra vote should go to me.
I'm a runner up for the olympics (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/08/olympix-cat/) don't you know?

I voted for you as well, in fact I voted for everyone except AP...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=23017
Mad hatters in jeans
25-04-2008, 00:47
I voted for you as well, in fact I voted for everyone except AP...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=23017

oh i didn't see that. thanks, but you're still cheatin, it's against the rules you know? i could have you sentanced to five years in a ice cream van, except you're not allowed to eat the ice cream. now that's torture.
Dyakovo
25-04-2008, 00:50
oh i didn't see that. thanks, but you're still cheatin, it's against the rules you know? i could have you sentanced to five years in a ice cream van, except you're not allowed to eat the ice cream. now that's torture.

And thusly you can't sentence me to that...
neener, neener, boo-boo...
Nanatsu no Tsuki
25-04-2008, 01:06
wtf? (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/03/i-have-no-idea-whats-going-on/)


you voted for yourself? that's cheating! hey Nanatsu Dyakovo's cheating!

Dyakovo always cheats. Castrate him.:D
Dyakovo
25-04-2008, 01:07
Dyakovo always cheats. Castrate him.:D

:eek:

Wrong kind of cheating Nanatsu...
Nanatsu no Tsuki
25-04-2008, 01:09
:eek:

Ok, I´ll fix it now. Dyakovochu, get thee into the Pokéball!!
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/pokeball_smile.gif

See MHiJ? He can no longer cheat.;)
Dyakovo
25-04-2008, 01:14
Ok, I´ll fix it now.

Iz been fixed?!?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
25-04-2008, 03:00
Iz been fixed?!?

Yesh, youz been fixed.;)
Nobel Hobos
25-04-2008, 07:15
LG is winning. We must really like a clowndom them. :D

When you've been around a bit longer you'll find that LG always wins ANY poll he's in. ;)

Though seriously, he's very sensible when he is sensible and never seems to lose his temper. That's important in a leader.

I think Kat's only giving him a run because she has power already, and doesn't seem to misuse it too badly, so we trust her. Plus, we don't think of her as a real person with failings or excessive ambition ... but as a cute winking manga cat. No fair!

============

None of the above. The only one I'm familiar with is Andaras, and I'd rather die than see him President.:(

You don't like Communism? The honest blood of the workers stains your fat grasping hands, you reactionary!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
25-04-2008, 07:18
When you've been around a bit longer you'll find that LG always wins ANY poll he's in. ;)

Though seriously, he's very sensible when he is sensible and never seems to lose his temper. That's important in a leader.

I think Kat's only giving him a run because she has power already, and doesn't seem to misuse it too badly, so we trust her. Plus, we don't think of her as a real person with failings or excessive ambition ... but as a cute winking manga cat. No fair!

No, I can see it already. LG is a force of nature to be reckoned with. He wins it all. But I agree, I´ve never seen him lose his cool so that´s a plus for a leader.
New Malachite Square
25-04-2008, 07:18
LG is winning. We must really like a clowndom them. :D

:eek:
My fragile sensibilities!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
25-04-2008, 07:19
:eek:
My fragile sensibilities!

Are they being squished?!:eek:
New Malachite Square
25-04-2008, 07:20
Are they being squished?!:eek:

:p Only shaken.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
25-04-2008, 07:21
:p Only shaken.

Oh. I see. Shaken, not stirred?
New Malachite Square
25-04-2008, 07:23
Oh. I see. Shaken, not stirred?

… awakened?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
25-04-2008, 07:24
… awakened?

Gah, that reminds me that I should go to bed. But I can´t sleep. Damn Chicago!
Xocotl Constellation
25-04-2008, 07:53
As Vice President, I would be President of the Senate. There would definitely be a few changes. For instance, filibustering will be done in a ring filled with pudding. *nod*

Question: Sir, would the senators have to strip before entering the ring?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
25-04-2008, 08:03
Question: Sir, would the senators have to strip before entering the ring?

I´m all for that with the male senators.
Xocotl Constellation
25-04-2008, 08:09
I´m all for that with the male senators.

Nanatsu no Tsuki, you're my kinda Nanasu no Tsuki. *Nods*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
25-04-2008, 08:10
Nanatsu no Tsuki, you're my kinda Nanasu no Tsuki. *Nods*

Em... thank you... whatever that means. :p
Risottia
25-04-2008, 08:15
None. I'm not an us.american citizen. Anyway Kat would be perfect, if she appointed LG at the Supreme Court.
New Manvir
25-04-2008, 17:05
LOL, I just realized that the poll's public



NM voted for me?!? :eek:
:D

Don't flatter yourself. I voted for everyone except Andaras, because Communism is made of phail, and Jhanananaram(?), because I can't pronounce or spell his/her name.
Dyakovo
25-04-2008, 19:46
Don't flatter yourself. I voted for everyone except Andaras, because Communism is made of phail, and Jhanananaram(?), because I can't pronounce or spell his/her name.

Surprised, not flattered...