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Simple, what is the cheesiest pickup line you've ever heard?

You look Gouda tonight.

You look Gouda tonight.

Wow! That one is very cheesy.

Nice shoes, it worked though which was somewhat surprising.

Never heard any, except from stand-up comedians. People really use pick-up lines? :p

Cheesiest eh?

"I betcheddar you're painting the town of Leicester red tonight. Don't you think it's crowdie in here?"

Cheesiest eh?

"I betcheddar you're painting the town of Leicester red tonight. Don't you think it's crowdie in here?"

wtf???:confused:

"Let's have sex"

Where you an ugly baby?



Works everytime......

"Let's have sex"

You think that would work??:p

wtf???:confused:

Was very much a British cheesy line

Was at a club Saturday night for a friend's birthday and speculated aloud to a friend about whether I should use the men's (single occupancy) bathroom, since men were using the women's bathroom.

This guy slides up next to me and informs me that the men's bathroom only has a urinal---but I can share it with him. That was pretty bad, but he was very, very drunk. But still.

One of my favorites is "are you married?" As if a "no" answer is some kind of open door.

"That's a lovely dress-it'll look magnifent as the light strikes it against my endtable."

"i'm not fussy, wanna make out?"

Was at a club Saturday night for a friend's birthday and speculated aloud to a friend about whether I should use the men's (single occupancy) bathroom, since men were using the women's bathroom.

This guy slides up next to me and informs me that the men's bathroom only has a urinal---but I can share it with him. That was pretty bad, but he was very, very drunk. But still.

One of my favorites is "are you married?" As if a "no" answer is some kind of open door.

Or that a "yes" closes it.

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You've got some nice legs, what time do they open?

You've got some nice legs, what time do they open?

Haha. Thats a good one.:cool:

"Hey Baby, What's your Sign?"

Possible Responses:

*Giggle* "Neon!" - Easy catch and release. Don't expect conversation.
"Octagonal, as in STOP!" - You ain't gettin' none, cast again, angler.
"Yield" - Has potential. Reel in slow.
"Slippery When Wet." - Reel in at a Medium Pace. Better double glove.
"Dangerous Curves" - Flirtatious...you might be stuck with a tease here. Be prepared to cut your line and re-cast if you suspect you're headed for indigo spheres.

Any other responses are outside of my realm of interpretation, but generally if they don't play along, they're probably not going to go home with you.

"The word of the week is 'legs', lets go home and spread the word."

my husband is pretty good at them, he uses them when I'm angry with him

"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
"betcha a blow job you won't fuck me" <--- that's a win/win right there!

From the Relient K song "I must have done something right"

We should get jerseys cuz we make a good team but yours would look better than mine cuz your outta my league.

"betcha a blow job you won't fuck me" <--- that's a win/win right there!

rofl i'm so using that.

"Tits getting a bit nippley out here, we breast get inside."

I don't know how, but I know a guy who's gotten a few girls saying that to them outside.

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

It's only cheesy if you're joking.

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

If I translate this cheesy pick-up line, it´ll lose its meaning so, I´ll leave it to you all, in pure Spanish:

Si cocinas cómo caminas, me como hasta el arroz quemau!

Have fun translating.;)

If I translate this cheesy pick-up line, it´ll lose its meaning so, I´ll leave it to you all, in pure Spanish:

Si cocinas cómo caminas, me como hasta el arroz quemau!

Have fun translating.;)

:eek: you get slapped though right?

I pissed off my spanish teacher in highschool, we were supposed to make up our own "useful" phrase and turn it in.

Yo queiro quemar queso.

"that's not useful Smunkee!"
"is too!"
"in what situation?"
"a cheeeesy situation?"
"F!"
"fascist"

:eek: you get slapped though right?

I pissed off my spanish teacher in highschool, we were supposed to make up our own "useful" phrase and turn it in.

Yo queiro quemar queso.

"that's not useful Smunkee!"
"is too!"
"in what situation?"
"a cheeeesy situation?"
"F!"
"fascist"

You could get laughed at with that cheesy line I just gave you.

To be slapped you would really have to cross the line like, saying something nasty and spank a woman in the butt. I´ve seen this happen a lot between old Gallego guys and tourists. It´s friggin´ hilarious.

Now, next question. Why would you want to burn cheese?:D
Your comeback at the teacher is priceless though. Let me tell you that.

You could get laughed at with that cheesy line I just gave you.

To be slapped you would really have to cross the line like, saying something nasty and spank a woman in the butt. I´ve seen this happen a lot between old Gallego guys and tourists. It´s friggin´ hilarious.

Now, next question. Why would you want to burn cheese?:D
Your comeback at the teacher is priceless though. Let me tell you that.
To tell you the truth, quemar was the only infinitive I could remember other than bailar and I can't dance cheese. I was trying to do something coherent. It started out as Yo queiro quemar queso en el perro mojado but the grammar was off and while hilarious it didn't make any sense.

Si cocinas cómo caminas, me como hasta el arroz quemau!

whats quemau?

To tell you the truth, quemar was the only infinitive I could remember other than bailar and I can't dance cheese. I was trying to do something coherent. It started out as Yo queiro quemar queso en el perro mojado but the grammar was off and while hilarious it didn't make any sense.

Yeah, it doesn´t make much sense. I´m thinking about it, though.:D

I had the same problem when taking French. The simplest sentence composition can give you an aneurysm.

whats quemau?

It´s an idiom. ¨Quemau¨ means burnt. The correct way of spelling is ¨quemado¨.

lol

:eek: you get slapped though right?

I pissed off my spanish teacher in highschool, we were supposed to make up our own "useful" phrase and turn it in.

Yo queiro quemar queso.

"that's not useful Smunkee!"
"is too!"
"in what situation?"
"a cheeeesy situation?"
"F!"
"fascist"

Haha. At least your Spanish teacher spoke Spanish - my two were 1. Brazilian with little knowledge of Spanish and 2. Mexican, with no knowledge of *anything* :p

Still got A's, though... "no contaban con mi astucia," as they say. :D

It´s an idiom. ¨Quemau¨ means burnt. The correct way of spelling is ¨quemado¨.

That really doesn't help the translation make any more sense...
:(

Haha. At least your Spanish teacher spoke Spanish - my two were 1. Brazilian with little knowledge of Spanish and 2. Mexican, with no knowledge of *anything* :p

Still got A's, though... "no contaban con mi astucia," as they say. :D

I totally failed. I learned a bit of Spanish. I learned a LOT more living very close to the Mexico border for 2 years. I learned enough to come back to my hometown and teach ESL for a few years.

That really doesn't help the translation make any more sense...
:(

Sorry Dyako, but I posted that if I translated the pickup line it would lose a lot.:p

Sorry Dyako, but I posted that if I translated the pickup line it would lose a lot.:p

I know, I was at least hoping to be able to puzzle out an equivalent though...
:(

Tomé el esfuerzo para venir, joderme ya

sorry my translation sucks.

I know, I was at least hoping to be able to puzzle out an equivalent though...
:(

Next time I´ll give several synonyms so you can go by those and puzzle things out. Ok?;)

I totally failed. I learned a bit of Spanish. I learned a LOT more living very close to the Mexico border for 2 years. I learned enough to come back to my hometown and teach ESL for a few years.

That makes sense. The real world is often nothing like the classroom. Just the variations around here based on where in Mexico you're from or whether you're a new or old immigrant can be confusing. A friend of mine managed to learn proper Mexican eventually, but only after 5 years studying it in State Prison. :p

That makes sense. The real world is often nothing like the classroom. Just the variations around here based on where in Mexico you're from or whether you're a new or old immigrant can be confusing. A friend of mine managed to learn proper Mexican eventually, but only after 5 years studying it in State Prison. :p

ROFL!! Mexican? Well, Mexicans have a lingo that might make their Spanish an entirely different language.

Here are some of my favorites.

"That shirt is quite becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be cumming to."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants."

"Do you have a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd tap that!"

"If I name your left leg 'Thanksgiving', and your right leg 'Christmas', can I meet you between the holidays?"

You: Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?
Her: No...
You: *turn your pockets inside out* Would you like to?

"Why don't you have a seat on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

I'll post more if people want to hear em.

You: Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?
Her: No...
You: *turn your pockets inside out* Would you like to?


I tend to make references to an elephant's ears, but whatever suits you :p

ROFL!! Mexican? Well, Mexicans have a lingo that might make their Spanish an entirely different language.

yeah, my Spanish teacher was from Peru. I tried to use that Spanish in Mexico, they were like :p every third word's a mystery!

ROFL!! Mexican? Well, Mexicans have a lingo that might make their Spanish an entirely different language.

Prison slang is probably its own language to begin with, but yeah, there are some big differences between the slang from Southern and Northern Mexico, as I understand it, and both are different from the Spanglish many chicanos speak. Of course, in prison, where the Mexican gangs usually have a North/South split, they probably try a bit harder to sound distinct from one another. Using the wrong slang could get you killed in some cases, I would think. :p

yeah, my Spanish teacher was from Peru. I tried to use that Spanish in Mexico, they were like :p every third word's a mystery!

I can understand. Latin American countries that speak Spanish have also regionalisms. For example, and I´m being as simplistic as I can, the word ¨amigo¨ (friend). In Spain we call a friend ¨peña¨. In Mexico is ¨cuate¨, in Venezuela is ¨pana¨. Different regional words to mean the same thing, friend. That´s the beauty and complexity of my language.:D

Shame on you, NSG.

I wish I were a derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.

Shame on you, NSG.

I wish I were a derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.

You´re so weird, I actually like you.:p

If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1

If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Here's a few.

"Is that windex? Because I can see myself in your pants."

Walk up to a girl and pull out a quarter. "Heads I get tail, tails I get head."

"Girl, you are so smoking, you just gave me emphysema."

I know a lot more, but I'm tired and can't remember them at the moment.

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink?

You´re so weird, I actually like you.:p

Great success!

If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1

If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

lol

Walk up to a girl and pull out a quarter. "Heads I get tail, tails I get head."

double lol

If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1

If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Those are classics. :p

I tried to think of one as a play on enantiomorophs just now, but I fail at both science and vulgar humor. :(

Great success!

Yup, yup. Great success.;)

"You're lucky, I like older women."

Yes, someone really said that to me.

Directed toward a waitress: "What time do you get off?"

...wait for response...

"Can I watch?"

well don't know if it cheesy...

I once overheard a female friend, who was with two friends, of mine complaining about men selfishness in bed. I decided to butt in with the line "But sex is for the man, who cares if the women enjoys it? i don't! good sex is if i enjoy it!"
My friend didnt talk to me for a week, One of the girls slapped me and the third laugh and took me home!
i swear this is true!

I've liked one that Sin heard best:

"Wanna fuck? I changed the sheets and everything."

If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1

If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

I'm a fermata. Hold me.

Hehe. My favourite. :p

Uhm... lessee. I've only ever been on the receiving end of the lame ones... "Can I have a quarter? I told my mom I'd call her when I meet the woman of my dreams."

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven
(As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call your mother and thank her.
Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
I have only three months to live...
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Was one of your parents an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
Wow. (works very well)
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

these my friends are not very cheesy, but they will have to do

'Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?'

Simple, what is the cheesiest pickup line you've ever heard?

No, you are not getting my cheesiest pickup lines. I rely on them to make friends!

'Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?'

Andaras! I've always had faith in you. Go you good thing!

EDIT: Interesting. I have found a new way to kill a thread.