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Were you an ugly baby? So ugly that you mother screamed,"Ahhh, why didn't I have an abortion?"

All babies are ugly. *Flees thread*

All babies look like Winston Churchill (http://blog.shunya.net/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/08/winston_churchill.jpg), so I guess it depends on your opinion of his appearance :eek:

I was a gorgeous baby... too bad it didn't stick over the years.

I don´t think so. My mom says I was a cute baby. Of course, all moms think their babies are the cutest so...;)

It depends on what age you're talking about. As Curious Inquiry stated, all babies up to a certain age do indeed resemble Mr. Churchill. Then they get to that age where they look like babies, but not really like the people they'll become? And then at about, maybe 12-18 months they start to really resemble how they'll look as kids/adults.

So if you're talking about the first stage--yes, I looked like Winston Churchill. But the other stages? I was okay.

We should have a thread to post baby pictures!

nooo i was a beautiful baby.

my sister's second child was so homely at birth that she (my sister) cried. luckily she quickly grew to be very good looking.

golden blonde locks and rosy cheeks, me. but i guess that was toddler PM... baby PM was bald, Winston Churchill-esque, and had a giant head compared to the rest of my body (even moreso than usual :eek: )

I was a very ugly baby. I didn't much grow out of it either.

All babies are ugly. *Flees thread*

seconded.

Ugly baby, uglier toddler, even uglier kid, somewhat ugly pre-teen, now I'm a slightly less ugly teenager, complete with bad acne that's been there for... 7 years. :eek:

Ugly baby, uglier toddler, even uglier kid, somewhat ugly pre-teen, now I'm a slightly less ugly teenager, complete with bad acne that's been there for... 7 years. :eek:

I don't think you are ugly, not even somewhat. I do think you will be much happier with your appearance in about......... 2 years. *psychic*

I was a very cute baby, or so my mom says. And I think that only a person who was indeed a very very ugly bsby would ask other people that question.

All babies are ugly. *Flees thread*

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I don't think you are ugly, not even somewhat. I do think you will be much happier with your appearance in about......... 2 years. *psychic*

i predict that in 20 years she will look at her pics from this year and wonder why she didnt know how pretty she was

i predict that in 20 years she will look at her pics from this year and wonder why she didnt know how pretty she was

it's true.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c389/Smunkee/baby.jpg

also, proof of my ugly baby-ness.

I remember taking that pic btw, I was fucking terrified of my mother (the clown) and was wanting my daddy back........

I was 3 months old there.

it's true.

Not really.

i predict that in 20 years she will look at her pics from this year and wonder why she didnt know how pretty she was

I think you put the wrong tags on there.

I don't have any pictures, but I remember being kinda ugly. So yes, ugly. :)

Not really.

shhhh you aren't old enough to know[/arrogant]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c389/Smunkee/baby.jpg

also, proof of my ugly baby-ness.

I remember taking that pic btw, I was fucking terrified of my mother (the clown) and was wanting my daddy back........

I was 3 months old there.

na, you're just a typical scared baby. Yo momma on the other hand......:D

All babies are ugly. *Flees thread*

Agreed, though I shall not flee

I think you put the wrong tags on there.

hmmm i dont think that {physics} {/physics} can really predict the future

cannot say as I have never seen a picture of me at that age, considering the fact that there don't seem to be any - - - - well you make the call. now there is a pic of me around 3 or 4 that just looks normal, except for the fact that I seem to look especially sad for some reason.

now as an offshoot.... the reason many people think babies are ugly is the crying,and according to my dad I almost never cried.

oh and the winston churchhill thing is funny. it didn't apply to me as I had hair, as far as I have been told

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c389/Smunkee/baby.jpg

also, proof of my ugly baby-ness.

I remember taking that pic btw, I was fucking terrified of my mother (the clown) and was wanting my daddy back........

I was 3 months old there.

Wow you mother looks like a female John Wayne Gacy. I would run, now.

Rolling squid;13632405']na, you're just a typical scared baby. Yo momma on the other hand......:D

what kind of freak continues to be a clown when she knows it freaks out her only child?

I quit clowning when I got pregnant because I didn't want to traumatize my kids, I didn't start again until I was sure they both weren't afraid of clowns.

There are no ugly children over the age of 3 days in Thomanaco. At 70 hours after birth, a committee determines if babies here are cute enough to carry on our "Beautiful People" tradition. If not, well, what fertilizer do you think makes our tomato crop the envy of the East Pacific!

what kind of freak continues to be a clown when she knows it freaks out her only child?

I quit clowning when I got pregnant because I didn't want to traumatize my kids, I didn't start again until I was sure they both weren't afraid of clowns.

wait, you were a professional clown?

There are no ugly children over the age of 3 days in Thomanaco. At 70 hours after birth, a committee determines if babies here are cute enough to carry on our "Beautiful People" tradition. If not, well, what fertilizer do you think makes our tomato crop the envy of the East Pacific!

/thread.

Rolling squid;13632460']wait, you were a professional clown?
I am now. I only work part time now as a birthday party clown, but I used to be a part of a local circus/show as one of a group.

I was a damn cute baby. I was never ugly.

Actually I was a model when I was a baby. Seriously.

I wasnt a baby, i spontaneously sprouted from a fungal spore as a Nineteen year old, :p

I cant believe no one has brought this up yet!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZXg0PHTWfo&feature=related

I wasnt a baby, i spontaneously sprouted from a fungal spore as a Nineteen year old, :p

I believe it. :D

All babies are ugly. *Flees thread*

I agree. By and large babies are generally ugly. However, the ugliest baby I have seen so far is my roommate's sister. His father looks like Cleveland from Family Guy (and looks, talks and acts like him), and his mother looks like Snoop Dogg, were Snoop Dogg a zombie with tits.

I don't think I was, but I will say that it was kind of hard for my parents to change my diapers with that tail in the way.

(with apologies to Stephen Lynch)

I don't think I was, but I will say that it was kind of for my parents to change my diapers with that tail in the way.

(with apologies to Stephen Lynch)

Drat - you have beaten me to it ;)

For those who do not know the song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpWB_ZiFy-Q

Were you an ugly baby? So ugly that you mother screamed,"Ahhh, why didn't I have an abortion?"

Oh yea, I was U-G-L-Y!

The morn, the morn, the morn,
The morn that I was born my old man beat up the doctor,
Clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca,
Doctor said, Sir, you're mislead, Sir, one infers you mistook me,
I did not mean your lovely wife was shacking up with a Wookie,
What I mean's a wolverine is less hairy than your son,
He looks like Chewie-papa-looie-papa-looie and Kung-fooey all in one,
So if you want a son who's normal or one who is good-looking,
I'd shove this one back into the oven til he is done cooking...

("Why is Everybody Always Picking On Me?" -- Bloodhouse Gang)

My baby pictures look cute. Like the one where my fingers are on they keys of a little toy piano keyboard and I seem to be staring intensely at the words on the label printed on the side.

But I look about the same now as I did when I was 2, or 5, or 11, or 14. Not much has changed except my weight, my height, and my teeth (I had braces, now my teeth look nicer).

All babies look like Winston Churchill (http://blog.shunya.net/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/08/winston_churchill.jpg), so I guess it depends on your opinion of his appearance :eek:

It depends on what age you're talking about. As Curious Inquiry stated, all babies up to a certain age do indeed resemble Mr. Churchill. Then they get to that age where they look like babies, but not really like the people they'll become? And then at about, maybe 12-18 months they start to really resemble how they'll look as kids/adults.

So if you're talking about the first stage--yes, I looked like Winston Churchill. But the other stages? I was okay.

We should have a thread to post baby pictures!

Here are the scientifically accepted stages of babydom:

First (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Gandhi_studio_1931.jpg) (minus mustache and glasses)
Second (http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/churchill.jpg)
Third (http://www.trumanlibrary.org/whistlestop/study_collections/coldwar/58455stalin.jpg)
Final (http://downwiththeinternet.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/hitler.jpg)
Post-babydom (Young childhood) (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b8/FDR_in_1933.jpg/509px-FDR_in_1933.jpg)

As should be clear, all babies, at any point of their development, will look like a world leader from 1930-1950.

EDIT: Oh, and I looked beautiful. Churchill wishes he could look like Baby New Limacon.

Were you an ugly baby? So ugly that you mother screamed,"Ahhh, why didn't I have an abortion?"

Of course I was. All babies are ugly!

Nope. Been good-looking from day 1.

My nickname was Il Duce as a baby due to my baldness, fatness and temper tantrums.

I was ugly all the way. :(

I wasn't ugly and i had jet black hair (but now i have strawberry blonde)

But i was chubby like any ordinary baby:D:p

According to my mother I was cute then I grew up... :p

I was born purple. :)
I learned how to breathe later.

According to my mother I was cute then I grew up... :p

Uh, my mom says the exact same thing about my brother. He was born cute, then he grew up...

Nope.

I don´t think so. My mom says I was a cute baby. Of course, all moms think their babies are the cutest so...;)

I can believe you were a cute baby...

I was a very ugly baby. I didn't much grow out of it either.

Yes you did Smunkee.

I can believe you were a cute baby...

Awww, thanks.