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Top or bottom?

where does doggy style fall?

in what sense?

in what sense?
Hotdogs.

where does doggy style fall?

It depends on whether you are the insertee or inserter. Position has nothing to do with it.

Sarnath'd. (Was going to post this.) :cool:

Hmmm, never heard the slang term "switch" before. I assume that means both?

Side. *nods*

Sarnath'd. (Was going to post this.) :cool:

Hmmm, never heard the slang term "switch" before. I assume that means both?Yep.


And am I the only bottom so far? At least I have plenty of choice in potential partners.

Myrth.

her top

Versatile *nods*

Top, bottom or side to side it doesn't matter as long as it is happening.

I last a lot longer when she's on top.

Uh, what? What in hell is this topic doing in NSG?

Versatile.

Yep.


And am I the only bottom so far? At least I have plenty of choice in potential partners.
Not anymore, apparently.

As with all married couples, we have set up a strict schedule on who gets what as to be perfectly fair, just like with the chores. We even have it written out on the fridge. ;)

Top or bottom?

Oh, I see now. This thread is a copycat of the hotdog one.

Making this about the most frivolous thread ever, with the possible exception of some of the ones that START in Spam.

Yep.


And am I the only bottom so far? At least I have plenty of choice in potential partners.

If you take the bottom, I'll go on top.

*nods*

As with all married couples, we have set up a strict schedule on who gets what as to be perfectly fair, just like with the chores. We even have it written out on the fridge. ;)
Holy crap. Wow, that's awesome.

Oh, I see now. This thread is a copycat of the hotdog one.

Making this about the most frivolous thread ever, with the possible exception of some of the ones that START in Spam.
But, really, so fun when you think about it.

Does this even have a meaning for lesbians and heterosexuals?

Does this even have a meaning for lesbians and heterosexuals?

I think it probably does. Gravity is a fact, however inconvenient that may be during sex.

I think sex in zero gravity would definitely be worth a try.

(Fully expecting this thread to disappear at any moment, but lets try to be serious anyway.)

middle. :eek: *runs away*

No clue (like many of you - admit it!) :p Sounds complicated, though.

Oh, I see now. This thread is a copycat of the hotdog one.

Making this about the most frivolous thread ever, with the possible exception of some of the ones that START in Spam.
Except this really is about sex.:p

On the side, no exceptions.

Does this even have a meaning for lesbians and heterosexuals?Sort of in a sub/dom type thing. The main way this straight girl has heard it.

are we talking about bdsm... cuz anyone who watched mel gibson's films knows when it comes to that i'm a bottom.

It depends on whether you are the insertee or inserter. Position has nothing to do with it.

Being a straight male, I would be the inserter. Which makes me, what, top?

Except this really is about sex.:p

You really do know better. I can only assume that the BennyHillness of the other thread offended you so badly you made this thread as a protest. Hmm?

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Sort of in a sub/dom type thing. The main way this straight girl has heard it.

Though there's two ways of looking at that. The person on top has more freedom of motion and might appear to be the dominant one ... but the other way of looking at it is that the freer agent has a responsibility to please the more passive one. Like providing a "service."

Very subjective thing, sex.

Does this even have a meaning for lesbians and heterosexuals?

Of course it does. There is strap-ons isn't there!

Though there's two ways of looking at that. The person on top has more freedom of motion and might appear to be the dominant one ... but the other way of looking at it is that the freer agent has a responsibility to please the more passive one. Like providing a "service."

Very subjective thing, sex.

Then add in that the sub is the one with the actual control...

Rafe here is g0y, spelled with a ZERO.

google it if necessary.

-Rafe

Question is out on the International Space Station who is on top?

Rafe here is g0y, spelled with a ZERO.

google it if necessary.

-Rafe

:confused::confused::confused:

I don't know. I'm a virgin.

Being a straight male, I would be the inserter. Which makes me, what, top?

Being on the bottom gives you more longevity, eh.

Being on the bottom gives you more longevity, eh.

Only if you are a sissy :p

Being on the bottom gives you more longevity, eh.

I happen to agree.

Only if you are a sissy :p

One should work on the longevity. You don't want to be known as a minute man now do you?

Only if you are a sissy :p

I personally wouldn't have a problem either way, but it's physically easier to go longer when you're on the bottom. Gravity and such.

I think some of the appeal of being on the bottom for me is getting to be lazy.

I personally wouldn't have a problem either way, but it's physically easier to go longer when you're on the bottom. Gravity and such.

Nah has everything to do with who is in control of the action at the moment. That is why whomever is on top is more likely to climax faster than their partner.

I think some of the appeal of being on the bottom for me is getting to be lazy.

Yeah yeah, just sit back and let us do all the work? I see how it is...

:p

Being a straight male, I would be the inserter.

Not necessarily. I mean, sure you can define yourself as straight, male AND an inserter, but the last does not necessarily follow from the first two.

Hell, I might as well be blunt, the thread's on borrowed time anyway. One can be male, only attracted to women, NOT actively insert your erection yet still have sex. The prime example of that is fellatio, in which the partner who uses their mouth clearly has more freedom of options, does the business, while the partner whose penis is involved is relatively passive.

Or if you don't accept fellatio as a form of "sex" (a la "hard dog" Clinton) I'm sure you could use your imagination to conjure some scenario where the woman does the business and you just let it happen.

Which makes me, what, top?

Totally your choice dude.

I think some of the appeal of being on the bottom for me is getting to be lazy.

Nothing wrong with sharing the driving.

Nah has everything to do with who is in control of the action at the moment. That is why whomever is on top is more likely to climax faster than their partner.

Gravity does have a play in it, though. But yeah, what you said is more to the truth.

Yeah yeah, just sit back and let us do all the work? I see how it is...

:p

heh I would take that so called "work" over the possibility of going through labor 9 months later any day.

Yeah yeah, just sit back and let us do all the work? I see how it is...

:pAbso-fucking-lutely!

Abso-fucking-lutely!

Well, I would drive to OK to let you sit back (hah!), but seeing as I don't yet have my driver's license (and I'm 20!), that's not gonna happen.

Too bad. :p

Abso-fucking-lutely!

Excellent. That will be $150 an hour, thanks.

What? That's cheap. Crikey, you want Mates Rates?

Not necessarily. I mean, sure you can define yourself as straight, male AND an inserter, but the last does not necessarily follow from the first two.

Hell, I might as well be blunt, the thread's on borrowed time anyway. One can be male, only attracted to women, NOT actively insert your erection yet still have sex. The prime example of that is fellatio, in which the partner who uses their mouth clearly has more freedom of options, does the business, while the partner whose penis is involved is relatively passive.

Or if you don't accept fellatio as a form of "sex" (a la "hard dog" Clinton) I'm sure you could use your imagination to conjure some scenario where the woman does the business and you just let it happen.

Fair enough.

Well, I would drive to OK to let you sit back (hah!), but seeing as I don't yet have my driver's license (and I'm 20!), that's not gonna happen.

Too bad. :pOut of Houston yet? That's only one days bus ride.

Out of Houston yet? That's only one days bus ride.

I think he may need bus money. Don't think that guitar of his is making him money yet.

Out of Houston yet? That's only one days bus ride.

I could afford the ticket, but then pops would ask why I'm headed to OK, then I'd have to tell him "to see a friend", and then the awkward questions would start, and then he'd probably end up coming along for the trip, thus fucking my chances of... The expletive used previously.

Such is life. :p

Excellent. That will be $150 an hour, thanks.

What? That's cheap. Crikey, you want Mates Rates?
Shit, put it on my tab.
'Sides, it's easier for a woman to get laid than for a guy. If she's not picky.

Shit, put it on my tab.
'Sides, it's easier for a woman to get laid than for a guy. If she's not picky.

Even if the trip was *free*, the questions would still be asked, and I'd end up paying for an extra ticket anyway. :p

And you said it at the end, do I ever know that...

But I am picky.

But I am picky.

Then you shouldn't have much problem with me, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

Unless you're a fan of midget plantains.

But I am picky.

All right all right Ill bite. Pics before I decide if I hop on a bus:p

[I]t's easier for a woman to get laid than for a guy.

Well, I think Germaine Greer said it best. "No sex is better than bad sex."
She later specifically renounced that, after trying no sex for a while.
Germaine Greer is one of my favourite Aussies. She's a circus of contradictions!

If she's not picky.

Pickiness is a far more important factor than gender IMHO. Anyone with a few hundred bucks can get a root, courtesy of the courtesans.

Then you shouldn't have much problem with me, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

"What's it like?"

Unless you're a fan of midget plantains.

I must remember to include that in any future poll I make about NSGers' sexuality. "Gay / Straight / Bi / Bestiality / Pedo / Furry / Toon / VEGETARIAN"

All right all right Ill bite. Pics before I decide if I hop on a bus:p

Well, I searched for posts in BitchKitten's name with the word "pics" in. No luck.

But I did run across a thread called "Boobs." It was finally closed at 1495 posts!

2005. Volume! Clarity! Bass! What are we, a bunch of fucking old ladies?

"What's it like?"



I must remember to include that in any future poll I make about NSGers' sexuality. "Gay / Straight / Bi / Bestiality / Pedo / Furry / Toon / VEGETARIAN"
How is toon or vegetarian a sexuality?

Sarnath'd. (Was going to post this.) :cool:

Hmmm, never heard the slang term "switch" before. I assume that means both?

Ruffy said "pegging" had something to do with it. And ponytails.

I'd go either way.

I'd go either way.

I've heard that about you. Well, mostly from me.

Prefer bottom, but if I'm getting sex, I'm usually so damned happy about it that I'll do whatever she wants me to do.

Yes, mistress.

I've heard that about you. Well, mostly from me.

You have such intimate knowledge of Wilgrove? I say you guys do get around.

Prefer bottom, but if I'm getting sex, I'm usually so damned happy about it that I'll do whatever she wants me to do.

Yes, mistress.

You and just about every other guy in the world. ;)

You have such intimate knowledge of Wilgrove? I say you guys do get around.
So it's YOU saying we get around!
:eek:
Thanks, actually. Helps keep the prices up to premium. :p

You and just about every other guy in the world. ;)

Well, shit, we can't be nonconformist individuals all the damned time, can we? Not when it comes to "who likes sex" questions. I CONFORM, baby.

How is toon or vegetarian a sexuality?

Apparently some people are turned on by cartoon characters.

Perhaps it's something to do with their experiences in babyhood. Too much TV, not enough titty perhaps. Anyway, not my problem so I'm no expert.

"Vegetarian" was a joke. It was the point of the post. I don't explain jokes, but I'll put a notch in the casing of my monitor for one more failed joke.

*monitor collapses in shower of sparks*

Well, shit, we can't be nonconformist individuals all the damned time, can we?

Not in present company, no. :)

Not in present company, no. :)

Excellent point.

Excellent point.

I DO have an excellent point. An ordinary pencil-sharpener is all I need.
(Yep, I still can't believe this thread is alive and well. It's making me nervous.)

I DO have an excellent point. An ordinary pencil-sharpener is all I need.
(Yep, I still can't believe this thread is alive and well. It's making me nervous.)

I do hope that's the kind filled with graphite you're talking about, and not baby batter. I don't think you need to sharpen THAT pencil anyway. At least not in any regular kind of sharpener.


Forget it, Jake. It's NSG.

I've heard that about you. Well, mostly from me.

Sorry dude, you must have breast and a vagina to ride. ;)

Sorry dude, you must have a breast and a vagina to ride. ;)

You said "breast" as in singular. So you don't mind if a gal is missing one eh?

Sorry dude, you must have breast and a vagina to ride. ;)

I can scrape up a few. I'm just a block from market, and people don't ask much about what goes into their wurst these days, bafflingly enough.

You said "breast" as in singular. So you don't mind if a gal is missing one eh?

LOL! Oh my God....Well hey, as long as it gives me something to play with, sure I'll deal with one breast.

I can scrape up a few. I'm just a block from market, and people don't ask much about what goes into their wurst these days, bafflingly enough.

Ok, you must be born with a vagina and the breast must be natural! :p

Ok, you must be born with a vagina and the breast must be natural! :p

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_01/BeattieBM_468x758.jpg
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http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_01/BeattieBM_468x758.jpg
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Damn, you have pics of wilgrove and everything. So where was this pic of you two taken at?

Damn, you have pics of wilgrove and everything. So where was this pic of you two taken at?
Church - where else? That's the only place we feel that photogenic.

Church - where else? That's the only place we feel that photogenic.

Of course I should have thought of that. The only place where you two can truly be happy together and not face any judgement. ;)

Damn, you have pics of wilgrove and everything. So where was this pic of you two taken at?

lol! Jeez I know I'm ugly, but I'm not THAT ugly!

lol! Jeez I know I'm ugly, but I'm not THAT ugly!

Which one are you?!

Neither, but I suppose bottom is marginally more accurate so I picked that option in the poll.

GIRL ON TOP! GIRL ON TOP!

(I like the view...;))

Well, I searched for posts in BitchKitten's name with the word "pics" in. No luck.

But I did run across a thread called "Boobs." It was finally closed at 1495 posts!

2005. Volume! Clarity! Bass! What are we, a bunch of fucking old ladies?Keru is the only NSer who has my pics. Track him down.:p

Keru is the only NSer who has my pics. Track him down.:p

Enough hiding and post your pics already. As the saying goes: Pics or GTFO.

Finally, the real thing.

I like to switch. That way I have more fun and better pleasure while having sex.

Bottom. Top is just too much work ;)

Top, bottom or side to side it doesn't matter as long as it is happening.

QFT!

I'm on the bottom, my hand is on top.

Topichu I choose you execute dripping wax attack. Honestly I would rather spank then be spanked...though if we are speaking about vanilla sex...umm I think I would rather be on bottom watching the woman I am with work it.

Bottom, in the less literal and more important sense. "Whatever my partner wants" in the more literal and obviously-derived-from-the-first-answer sense. ;)

Hmm... Thread is still alive... I think the mods must be on vacation.

Top or bottom?

I always put the ketchup on top of the hot dog. It's weird not to.

Topichu I choose you execute dripping wax attack.
What? This have something to do with Ayako?
I would rather spank then be spanked.Well, you've got that well in hand, the whole spanking thing.
speaking about vanilla sexUhm, as opposed to sex with other types of beans and fragrances?
I would rather be on bottom watching the woman I am with work it.Probably has something to do with blood diversion, doesn't it?

Yes.

As opposed to fake sex?

(Let me guess--that would be fellatio.)