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Allow me to play therapist. List three reasons why you're the best and all these other schmucks are beneath you. LIFT your self-esteem! LIFT IT! LIFT THAT BITCH! But really, it's about me. By me I'm referring to you!

Allow me to play therapist. List ten reasons why you're the best and all these other schmucks are beneath you. LIFT your self-esteem! LIFT IT! LIFT THAT BITCH! But really, it's about me. By me I'm referring to you!

1- I can out-argue, with style, lots of people here.
2- I'm smarter than most as well.
3- I know when to stop answering to challenges.

List three reasons why you're the best and all these other schmucks are beneath you.

1. I'm Soheran. I mean, come on.
2. I can dance (horribly).
3. Um... fuck.

I'm totally better than that one person, Ardy...Archy....Ardchy...you know. Yeah, I'm totally smarter than her. She's got nothing on me. I'm way better looking, too. And I smell nicer. Yep, totally more awesome than that Ardchy...

1- I can out-argue, with style, lots of people here.
2- I'm smarter than most as well.

Pssh, if those were the criteria, we'd all be better than everyone else.

Allow me to play therapist. List three reasons why you're the best and all these other schmucks are beneath you. LIFT your self-esteem! LIFT IT! LIFT THAT BITCH! But really, it's about me. By me I'm referring to you!

If I was beneath you, wouldn't that imply ... I probably shouldn't take that innuendo further...

1. I'm Smunkee, so by definition anything you can do I can do better.
2. I'm Smunkee, so by definition I'm way fucking cooler than you, I'm so cool you can't fathom my coolness.
3. I'm Smunkee.

I can Claim to be Welsh without ever having been there, nor having Family members to have ever been from there...

Its not easy, but it does prove how Great I AM! lol

1. I am.

That will suffice in the way of explanation.

1. location
2. location
3. location

1. I go on NSG (beat that other bastards!)
2. I don't think saying "I'm Greston" makes me better
3. I have a kickass firstname
4. I don't even need a fourth reason
5. I wouldn't get lost in that damned labryinth (suck that Theseus!)
6. I have twice as much answers then necesary
7. Ande i cann spel!

1. Despite being a piss-poor typist, I can proofread anyone here under the muthafuckin' TABLE. Yeah. That's right. I said it.

2. I am a choral music demigod.

3. Yeah...that's it. I got nothin' after that. Well, I do make a very tasty high-end beanie-weenie hot dish...so...yeah, that's something...I guess.

1. lather
2. Rinse
3. Repeat

Allow me to play the rapist.

OMG OMG OMG!

And all I had to do was place a space in the middle of therapist....

1. reading
2. writing
3. arithmatic

1: O rly?
2: ???
3: PROFIT!

I! SAID! GOOD! DAY!

I'm going for four:

1. Developers
2. Developers
3. Developers
4. Developers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE)

1. Kindergardners love me, and kindergardners never lie to be nice.
2. I only use two fingers to type, and I still type faster than most people I know (though probably not most people in NSG).
3. I make bitchin' pie. No lie.

Simply put:
1. I am gonna be rich, good looking and smart.
2. I have the power
3. This video sums up my third reason: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Sorry... I had to do it...

Simply put:
1. I am gonna be rich, good looking and smart.


Cool. Let us know when that happens.

Well, first, I'm superior and you're all, relatively speaking, quite lame, because I'm a Communist, where as... wait, buggeration.

No fair.

Cool. Let us know when that happens.

well... I got 2/3... now to go find myself a good pyramid scheme... :)

Oh and I'm better than all of you because I'm not so insecure as to have to announce why I think I'm better than all of you.

..Oh, shit.

1. Im more humble than ANYONE else here (or on the planet for that matter). Basically I deserve the title of Emperor of Humility for just how humble I am.

2. I'm better looking than most of the people here (and for those better looking than me there's always photoshop!).........

3. See 1 and 2

1. I'm real
2. You're all a figment of my imagination
3. I have 5 family sized packets of jelly beans on my desk right now

3. I have 5 family sized packets of jelly beans on my desk right now

Win.

I'm so much better than any of you freaks that I have no motivation to bow to your wishes and explain why.

this (the op) is the major lie about what self esteem is, that has discredited the concept in much of the popular mind.

is ns getting dumbed down, or has it been all along and i've just been trying not to notice?

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.../\...

I only need one reason and here it is:

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am! :D

1. I'm real
2. You're all a figment of my imagination
3. I have 5 family sized packets of jelly beans on my desk right now

Actually, it turns out you're a figment of someone else's imagination entirely. We all are.

None of us actually exist.

And I'm still better than Ardchy...

In no particular order:

1.- I'm more attractive than most people, on average, and by attractive I just do not include looks only, I am taking attitude into account too. That way I can pull out easy victories in competitions and arguments, both against the opposite sex and my own.

2.- I'm pretty smart, with a high grade of emotional intellligence and an IQ over 120, when I combine this with reason 1, it is easy for me to do whatever I want or like in everyday's life, as long as I do not cross with a big fish or a shark. That makes me earn a pretty decent wage, get paid for what I like to do, delegate all the work on underlings, leaving for me only the decision making, even although I'm not old enough for such responsabilities yet. The best part is that I carry out a relatively relaxed life.

3.- I'm talented in enough fields of life as to feel superior to most people less advantaged than me in any field. When I cross someone smarter, usually is not as fit or as physically attractive as me, and when I meet someone hotter or stronger, I'm usually the smarter. I have always an ace up my sleeve as "Well, but she can't play the Elgar Cello concerto, right?", or "Let's see how well she would perform in a soccer match", "She knows about that, but what about cinema?", "I'm ten times better in bed, have you seen her dancing like a duck?", or "Perhaps, but she could have a little bit more of style, she looks like a hobo, don't you think?". On average, I'm usually on top, even if I'm not heavily specialized.

1) I have Triple Nationality now, bitches.
2) Wisest is he who knows that he knows nothing. Believe me, I know I know nothing.
3) I invented the Lemon and Lime Skittle and Rum pie. Pirates need never fear scurvy or sobriety again!

1:
http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk_preview.jpg

2:
http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk_preview.jpg

3:
http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk_preview.jpg

1. I'm considerate.
2. I like to make imaginary statements on as many things as possible.
3. I think it's possible to do anything, if your mind is put to it.

this (the op) is the major lie about what self esteem is, that has discredited the concept in much of the popular mind.

is ns getting dumbed down, or has it been all along and i've just been trying not to notice?

=^^=
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careful; don't get a nose-bleed all the way up there on your high-horse

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1) I'm smarter than the average bear.
2) I wouldn't need to be drunk to do karaoke. (Yes, in public.)
3) I have a nice ass.

I'm totally better than that one person, Ardy...Archy....Ardchy...you know. Yeah, I'm totally smarter than her. She's got nothing on me. I'm way better looking, too. And I smell nicer. Yep, totally more awesome than that Ardchy...You don't happen to come from Fazed, do you?

1) I'm totally the best there is in everything I try.
2) I'm gorgeous, and I know it.
3) I'm Spanish, you're not.

So yeah, I'm way better than everybody else.:D

You don't happen to come from Fazed, do you?

Can't say I do. I was actually trying to poke fun at Ardchoille, but she hasn't popped in to appreciate it.

1. I actually think before I post.
2. I do science every day.
3. You're wrong. All of you.

1. I'm just fucking awesome! :D
2. ????
3. PROFIT!

I only need one reason and here it is:

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am! :D
http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk_preview.jpg
You're not as awesome as you might have thought...

I don't need 3 reasons, just 1.

I'm better than you!

In no particular order:

1.- I'm more attractive than most people, on average, and by attractive I just do not include looks only, I am taking attitude into account too. That way I can pull out easy victories in competitions and arguments, both against the opposite sex and my own.


Any attitude that leads to typing out a list like that is startlingly unattractive

1. I can procrastinate better than any other mother fuc.ker
2. I am always way more relaxed than anyone else about procrastination
3. Im so smart i can get away with doing nothing:)

Allow me to play therapist. List three reasons why you're the best and all these other schmucks are beneath you. LIFT your self-esteem! LIFT IT! LIFT THAT BITCH! But really, it's about me. By me I'm referring to you!


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3. Im so smart i can get away with doing nothing:)

Or you're too lazy to stretch yourself a little, imaginary person :p

1. I'm not better than anyone.
2. I'm not better than anyone.
3. I'm not better than anyone.

For these reasons, I am better than everyone.

Three? I prefer a top 10.

1 I'm me, and you're not.
2 As far as I can tell, when I die, the universe ends.
3 I don't have a surrender reflex. Or even the mental concept.
4 I was born without a conscience.
5 I build (and destroy) planets in my spare time.
6 If I will my personal library to the local public one when I die, they'll have to build a new wing to house it.
7 I've shaken hands with Spiderman, Batman, The Lone Ranger, Q, Scotty Sulu, and Chuck Norris.
8 My weighted companion cube talks to me.
9 I make hippies cry.
10 I only had to tell one lie to make up this list.

1:
http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk_preview.jpg

2:
http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk_preview.jpg

3:
http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk_preview.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351564,00.html

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351564,00.html
Spock was an alcoholic?:confused:
You're not as awesome as you might have thought...I was going to post it it earlier but couldn't find the picture and you have only words.;)

Besides, I have three of it so it makes me thrice as awesome as you.

And you lose awesomeness for being German:p

Now why would I need to come up with reasons for my superiority to this troop of deranged monkeys? You are all here to entertain me.

1. reading
2. writing
3. arithmatic

Do you see why this is funny?

2. I do science every day.I'm sorry to hear of your unfortunate circumstances *consoles*

Three? I prefer a top 10.

1 I'm me, and you're not.
2 As far as I can tell, when I die, the universe ends.
3 I don't have a surrender reflex. Or even the mental concept.
4 I was born without a conscience.
5 I build (and destroy) planets in my spare time.
6 If I will my personal library to the local public one when I die, they'll have to build a new wing to house it.
7 I've shaken hands with Spiderman, Batman, The Lone Ranger, Q, Scotty Sulu, and Chuck Norris.
8 My weighted companion cube talks to me.
9 I make hippies cry.
10 I only had to tell one lie to make up this list.One lie? Lemme guess...#1?

My Girlfriends always saying I'm awesome.

1) I'm a walking talking contradiction

2) I'm a genepool lifeguard

3) I have tacos

:cool:

1. I can count to three.
2. I think.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am! :D

Uhm, *ahem* ... "FAP FAP FAP FAPPITY FAPFAPFAPPAFAP*slip*FAPFAPPA"?

My Girlfriends always saying I'm awesome.

I know. That way they don't feel guilty ponying up the $ to me afterwards. :p

Three? I prefer a top 10.

1 I'm me, and you're not.
2 As far as I can tell, when I die, the universe ends.
3 I don't have a surrender reflex. Or even the mental concept.
4 I was born without a conscience.
5 I build (and destroy) planets in my spare time.
6 If I will my personal library to the local public one when I die, they'll have to build a new wing to house it.
7 I've shaken hands with Spiderman, Batman, The Lone Ranger, Q, Scotty Sulu, and Chuck Norris.
8 My weighted companion cube talks to me.
9 I make hippies cry.
10 I only had to tell one lie to make up this list.Bottom reads:
Last edited by Firstistan : 17-04-2008 at 8:30 PM.
Obvious revisionist. A sure sign of mental/factual consistency :p

Oh yeah, #9 ... get'r'done!

2. I like to make imaginary statements on as many things as possible.

Yay!
Just like all those witty comebacks i'm gonna finish one of these days!

I only need one:

1) I can resist the urge to reply to NSG topics.

Oh wait, damn..

Yay!
Just like all those witty comebacks i'm gonna finish one of these days!

finish a comeback?
what like go back in time to a certain event where you didn't say anything then change it to you making a really cool comeback?
I like the "this town ain't big enough for the two of us." if you try it on those people who hand out leaflets they tend to back away, i haven't tried it yet, but i'm sure it would be a cool icebreaker, or icemaker, i like ice, i like watching it heat up on a used cooker, as it goes FFFFFFIIIIIIIZZZZ, crackle ckrakecy, booom. yeah.
I want to see what happens to dry ice if it's put in a microwave.

1. I'm a radio DJ!
2. I have fans!
3. I don't have to post in some silly web message board how cool I am... wait a minute...

I'm just better ... than everyone. I mean really, that's all, just better.

finish a comeback?
what like go back in time to a certain event where you didn't say anything then change it to you making a really cool comeback?As in, my imagination so far is the only place it really happens. Ask WYTYG. :p

I like the "this town ain't big enough for the two of us." if you try it on those people who hand out leaflets they tend to back away, i haven't tried it yet, but i'm sure it would be a cool icebreaker, or icemaker, i like ice, i like watching it heat up on a used cooker, as it goes FFFFFFIIIIIIIZZZZ, crackle ckrakecy, booom. yeah.Rebel rebel!
I want to see what happens to dry ice if it's put in a microwave.
Warning! Science content!

1) I'm a walking talking contradiction

2) I'm a genepool lifeguard

3) I have tacos

:cool:

LG, you´re better than everyone here. You´re the one with the pies. So, be modest.:D

Spock was an alcoholic?:confused:

Having Cpt. Kirk around? Hell yeah! Anyone would´ve been a substance abuser with that man around.

lol i am Welsh... and i live with my folks :eek:

1. i'm smart
2. i work hard
3. i'm cute http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-034.gif

Family reputation and connections.
My well cemented place here on NSG.
My ability to sway the minds of those with power.


You cannot be better than me, you cannot beat me, I am undefeated, as I will always will be.

lol i am Welsh... and i live with my folks :eek:

1. i'm smart
2. i work hard
3. i'm cute http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-034.gif

You take good photos too. ;)

You take good photos too. ;)

yeah, but that's not as important as being a big cutie! :D

(you do too :cool: )

re original post:

No. (My self-esteem is fine where it is, thanks.)

yeah, but that's not as important as being a big cutie! :D

(you do too :cool: )

But it helps!

It's your fault. :eek:

this (the op) is the major lie about what self esteem is, that has discredited the concept in much of the popular mind.

is ns getting dumbed down, or has it been all along and i've just been trying not to notice?

I'm better than Cameroi because I get the joke. ;)

1. I have dual US/Canadian citizenship

2. My loyalties are to ideologies, not organizations

3. I will never hesitate to debate a fool into the ground.

1. I don't need drugs to induce altered states of consciousness.
2. I haven't lost my intellectual curiosity yet (this probably applies to most people on this forum, but you know the majority of people you meet aren't very open to learning new things).
3. I am very good at drawing, and because of my visual powers of observation the world looks different (better) to me.

1. I'm a radio DJ!I did that ... and look how that turned out.
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