NationStates Jolt Archive

which would it be?

I would choose the Morlocks.

Felbeasts. ;)

Pandas.

People who don't look like me.

Mosquitos.

Mother fuckers.

Mosquitos.

Mother fuckers.

That's two. Unless you know some incestual mosquitos..?

My choice is: Leperchauns.

methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus. That damn bug.

Pandas - I could go into a long diatribe about why these most useless of animals deserve extinction but I won't, suffice to say they're the most pointless, overrated animals ever.

Of course, Kung-Fu Panda's going to come out and raise their undeserved popularity once more, much to my annoyance.

I'll probably go watch it as well.

:mad:

Lamprey eels.

i wouldn't destroy anything because it would totally mess up the food chain. but Asian beetles could totally die off.

Bears!

The penny.

Bears!

The godless killing machines, or hairy gay men?

Felbeasts. ;)

:D

The godless killing machines, or hairy gay men?

What is the difference? Really?

Third strike against mosquitoes, here.

The Je--er--The jaguars.

Lobbyists. <_<

Those folk down at the DMV!!!!

How I HATE them so?!?!?!?!?!

Those folk down at the DMV!!!!

How I HATE them so?!?!?!?!?!

Racist. Tsk.

Robots

Bears!

Let the human species tremble at the ursine revolution.

Gnats...It is a word against God, Why create such a useless and pestilent Animal...Goddammit i hate those little fuckers, lol...

Squirrels. Especially the black ones. I hate black squirrels.

The mosquito is too important to the food chain, unfortunately. So I'd say the flea instead. That should take out Yersinia pestis as well :mp5:

And a dishonorable mention to the Australian marine stinger. Those things are just too evil to exist.

Squirrels. Especially the black ones. I hate black squirrels.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

Anyways, I'll add my vote to the mosquito. There are lots of bacterial diseases too, but they tend not to be caused just by a simple species but by a whole lot of them, so eliminating any single one wouldn't do much.

Only one....

...no fair.

In that case...Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV)

Furries *nods*

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

Anyways, I'll add my vote to the mosquito. There are lots of bacterial diseases too, but they tend not to be caused just by a simple species but by a whole lot of them, so eliminating any single one wouldn't do much.

Fear the Russian Squirrel Mafia.

I'd like to note that the Panda is no part of any food chain, possibly some bugs eat its excrement but I doubt they solely survive on it.

The Panda is most expendable.

Furries *nods*

Second!

Pandas are killing themselves off, so I would just let that segment of nature take it's proper course. Don't want to have sex? Not my problem.

I am tempted to say Furries, but I think their 'species' will eventually die off from getting their 'gear' stuck in their fur suit zipper too many times.

I could tolerate a world without mosquitoes, but I am giving them a reprieve due to their role in bringing back dinosaurs in Jurassic Park.

Eradicating HIV or Ebola would be a mere temporary comfort in the long run, as there is always some other disease waiting in the wings.

I think eradicating Kudzu would be the ideal course of action.

Sloth! Seriously, what good is it, and comon, it's the slowest animal alive, I'm surprised it hasn't been extinct yet.

Politicians and wire coat-hangers.

Dragons
Whoops! My finger slipped.

Really.. I'm going to be the first to say this???

TROLLZ!

Humans

Muahaha my plan for world domination is at hand!

Mosquitos.

Mother fuckers.

Second

Humans

Muahaha my plan for world domination is at hand!

My vote also.

Let's leave Earth to our mosquito & panda overlords.

Mosquitos. They create itchy bites, carry diseases, and will be the creators of vampires once they hybrize with humans. Plus I'm allergic to mosquito bites.They are extra big and itchy to be.

It's a hard toss up between cane toads, rabbits, feral pigs or cats.

probably cane toads would win, followed by cats, rabbits and pigs...

Malaria Parasites. It would give massive relief to millions of people without effing up the ecology.

California Condors. Let's get it over with already.

Furry haters. Sure, furries are a bit strange, but they have doomsday devices. You have to admit that being able to wipe out all life on earth is pretty cool. If you are against furries, you are against doomsday devices and that's just sick. Yay doomsday devices.

National Motto: "Death to all Humans!"

Peer pressure makes me want to say humans...

So I shall say... Coniferous trees! They know what they did!

Internet Forum Pollsters!

the french

Mosquitos that can carry diseases. Yes, the real target here is malaria, but the mosquitos are accessories to the crime, and must die.

Bajorans because they deserve it. Long live Cardassia and long live the transparently über-fascist but pathetically weak Cardassian empire. Seriously, how were those spoon-heads ever really a threat? When they were introduced it only took a few hits to knock a warship out of commision. And before you say that it was years after the war then why didn't they improve their ships? Looked pretty easy to kill a few Cardies so I can't imagine it would have been a very long war.

Mosquitoes for the FUCKING lose! They suck testicles. The only important biological function they serve is to allow dangerous bacterial deadlies to kill lots of stuff. So yeah. Fuck em. Hard.

which would it be?Religionists.

Wasps. no question. nasty little shits

Horses, I just don't like the way they look at me.

which would it be?

I would choose the Morlocks.

I would choose the whole Culicidae family.:sniper:

Mosquitoes for the FUCKING lose! They suck testicles. The only important biological function they serve is to allow dangerous bacterial deadlies to kill lots of stuff. So yeah. Fuck em. Hard.

Is the ambiguity intentional? ;)

which would it be?Malaria mosquitoes seems like a good option.

Blackberries. They have totally f*cked up the Australian bush.

(I'm vegetarian, otherwise I'd say rabbits.)

Is the ambiguity intentional? ;)

Red m&m, blue m&m, they all come out the same...

Anyone who doesn't like Pandas

From a global perspective I'd say destroy the HIV virus.

Mosquitoes seem to be a popular choice. Some birds, fish, frogs, dragonflies and others eat mosquitoes or their larva but perhaps the non-bloodsucking species could still feed those if the bloodsucking species went extinct.

Personally I find horseflies to be even more annoying bloodsuckers than mosquitoes. Ticks are the worst though, they don't just bite you they hang on for days and they are the only bloodsuckers that spread diseases (TBE and borrelia) where I live so from a personal perspective I'd exterminate the ticks.

From a global perspective I'd say destroy the HIV virus.

Does that count as a species though?

Does that count as a species though?

I think it could - still many biologists bitch about whether viruses are life forms or not.

Blackberries. They have totally f*cked up the Australian bush.


HANDS OFF MY FAVOURITE JAM!

Does that count as a species though?
If you have to be picky I'll look it up, Wikipedia says (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiv) there are 2 species of HIV, namely HIV-1 and HIV-2. But for example mosquitoes is a whole family so I'm not the only one picking a group of species.

edit: Removed incorrect usage of the word "genus".

If you have to be picky I'll look it up, Wikipeida says HIV is a genus containing 2 species, namely HIV-1 and HIV-2. But for example mosquitoes is a whole family so I'm not the only one picking a group of species.

*learns*

HANDS OFF MY FAVOURITE JAM!

Nah. The seeds get stuck between your teeth. I much prefer raspberry.

Nah. The seeds get stuck between your teeth. I much prefer raspberry.

Blueberry or apricot - I think we need a jam poll.

my choice would have to be deities these invasive parasitic organisms have caused such traumatic agony to mankind since the dawn of time its the only sensible choice

:sniper:

Besides can you imagine the heads you could mount above your fireplace if you declared open season on gods and goddess's for instance the head of Zeus or Ganesha would be a particularly impressive talking point at dinner parties

my choice would have to be deities these invasive parasitic organisms have caused such traumatic agony to mankind since the dawn of time its the only sensible choice

:sniper:

Besides can you imagine the heads you could mount above your fireplace if you declared open season on gods and goddess's for instance the head of Zeus or Ganesha would be a particularly impressive talking point at dinner parties

Can I say the French?

sloths

sloths

Thats what I said, The French.

Nah. The seeds get stuck between your teeth. I much prefer raspberry.And those seeds don't get stuck between your teeth?!

I wouldn't shed any tears over the loss of leeches, though I suppose they do have some medical uses.

I wouldn't shed any tears over the loss of leeches, though I suppose they do have some medical uses.

I find people's attitude to leeches odd. I've done lots of bushwalking in leech-invested forests in Victoria and Tasmania and find them far less irritating than mosquitoes.

Mosquitoes buzz. I've had many sleepless nights thanks to them.

Mosquito bites itch. Sometimes for days.

Mosquitoes spread disease. More than any other animal except, possibly, humans.

Leech's are silent, their bites don't itch and they don't spread disease. The just look icky and get into embarrassing places.

I find people's attitude to leeches odd. I've done lots of bushwalking in leech-invested forests in Victoria and Tasmania and find them far less irritating than mosquitoes.

Mosquitoes buzz. I've had many sleepless nights thanks to them.

Mosquito bites itch. Sometimes for days.

Mosquitoes spread disease. More than any other animal except, possibly, humans.

Leech's are silent, their bites don't itch and they don't spread disease. The just look icky and get into embarrassing places.

Probably more a phobia on my part; I have never even been near a leech, but the idea of them really creeps me out.

Probably more a phobia on my part; I have never even been near a leech, but the idea of them really creeps me out.

They ARE creepy, admittedly. The way they move is weird.

What is the difference? Really?

Well one tries to eat your ass the other tries to hump it.

If I could pick one it would be lobsters, f-ing pinching bastards.

Well one tries to eat your ass the other tries to hump it.

If I could pick one it would be lobsters, f-ing pinching bastards.

Well if we decide to kill them off, we best do it by over-eating them

mmmm :D

Homosexuals. It's just not right, that doesn't go there!

Americans?

How about Gungans?

The Dutch.

Wooden-shod bastards.

Americans... perhaps the entire human race. That could solve a lot of problems.

Americans... perhaps the entire human race. That could solve a lot of problems.

What, all of us?
:( http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/Cry.gif

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm


Wow, that is impressive. I never thought I would hear of such a thing.

I say get rid of the black squirrel. Obviously they are going to be a threat to humanity some day. Especially if they get the bomb.

Americans... perhaps the entire human race. That could solve a lot of problems.

Ahh lets kill off the ones that spawned us. That would include Europe and good ole Spain. ;)

What, all of us?
:( http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/Cry.gif

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/images/smiley_icons/nod.gif
Yup. We're worthless earth parasites.

I find people's attitude to leeches odd. I've done lots of bushwalking in leech-invested forests in Victoria and Tasmania and find them far less irritating than mosquitoes.

Mosquitoes buzz. I've had many sleepless nights thanks to them.

Mosquito bites itch. Sometimes for days.

Mosquitoes spread disease. More than any other animal except, possibly, humans.

Leech's are silent, their bites don't itch and they don't spread disease. The just look icky and get into embarrassing places.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=62

As for me, I'd eliminate HIV.

Americans... perhaps the entire human race. That could solve a lot of problems.
I have to admit if you could find a quick way to eliminate all human life in one go i'd be for it.
but where would you dump all the bodies?
Americans? nah it's those Spanish folks who should go, they get all the good weather and food. and frankly they're too sexy to stay, so they gotta go.


Personally i'd like to wipe out Wasps, and clegs and midges.
Then things would be better.
oh and those damn sea gulls. I saw one yesterday and they are HUGE! fecking chickens of the sky, all they do is squak.

I have to admit if you could find a quick way to eliminate all human life in one go i'd be for it.
but where would you dump all the bodies?
Americans? nah it's those Spanish folks who should go, they get all the good weather and food. and frankly they're too sexy to stay, so they gotta go.


Personally i'd like to wipe out Wasps, and clegs and midges.
Then things would be better.
oh and those damn sea gulls. I saw one yesterday and they are HUGE! fecking chickens of the sky, all they do is squak.

I hate wasps, too. Share your goddamn wealth!

I have to admit if you could find a quick way to eliminate all human life in one go i'd be for it.
but where would you dump all the bodies?
Americans? nah it's those Spanish folks who should go, they get all the good weather and food. and frankly they're too sexy to stay, so they gotta go.

Why, thank you for calling us sexy.;)

Personally i'd like to wipe out Wasps, and clegs and midges.
Then things would be better.
oh and those damn sea gulls. I saw one yesterday and they are HUGE! fecking chickens of the sky, all they do is squak.

ROFL!:D

Sea cucumbers. Damn them and damn thailand for helping me discover I have a phobia of them

Humans

Why, thank you for calling us sexy.;)



ROFL!:D

uh, yeah but i also said all Spanish folks should be dead.
So i guess there's a new term for drop dead gorgeous.
And it's me.
oh yes.
no stop laughing.
seriously it's not that funny.
AAAnnnd i think i can say why those sea gulls should be eliminated, they keep me up late at night with their GodDamn Squaking!
Pigeons on the other hand are just funny, even if they do have some sort of bowel problem.

uh, yeah but i also said all Spanish folks should be dead.
So i guess there's a new term for drop dead gorgeous.
And it's me.
oh yes.
no stop laughing.
seriously it's not that funny.
AAAnnnd i think i can say why those sea gulls should be eliminated, they keep me up late at night with their GodDamn Squaking!
Pigeons on the other hand are just funny, even if they do have some sort of bowel problem.

:D

I'm with the 'destroy all humans' crowd

Wasps. All the damn wasps need to die.

Sharks, because they eat fish and us, and we need the fish.

I have one, I have one! Commies!!!:p

I don't know. I guess it would be some sort of multi-drug resistant bacteria, but in the long run I don't think that would do too much good. I'd say tics. They make me nervous when I go hiking in the woods that I'm going to get lyme disease.

I wouldn't destroy any species.

Even the pesky little ones, like gnats.

I'm with the 'destroy all humans' crowd

Hey baby....wanna...kill all humans?

Sloth! Seriously, what good is it, and comon, it's the slowest animal alive, I'm surprised it hasn't been extinct yet.
The first naturalist to describe South American sloths is quoted by Stephen Jay Gould as saying:
"If this creature had just one more defect, it could not survive at all."

Komodo dragons. Obviously.

Apes! I'll be damned if Planet of the Apes ever becomes true. Not to mention they created AIDS and seduced humans to spread the disease cross-species.

Toss up between cockroaches, mosquitos and bible-thumpers.

Toss up between cockroaches, mosquitos and bible-thumpers.

You should go with bible-thumping mosquitoes...

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9774/genocidebb2.png

Honestly, can anyone blame me?

which would it be?

I would choose the Morlocks.

Morlocks, you mean those from Xmen cartoon?

Homo sapiens. I'd wipe them all out.

Then Homo Sovieticus would rule the world!*


*If you don't get the joke, you fail at NSG.

Sloth! Seriously, what good is it, and comon, it's the slowest animal alive, I'm surprised it hasn't been extinct yet.

come on man, you KNOW the slowest creatures alive work for the post office

the only time they move fast is when they shoot up a post office, or when your dog gets loose and chases one of them

Mosquitos, bloody mosquitos.

Maybe HIV, if viruses are counted.

Morlocks, you mean those from Xmen cartoon?

No. Those from H.G.Wells' classic "The Time Machine." Read or Die.

You should go with bible-thumping mosquitoes...

I thump mosquitoes with my Bible. Just so you know, that isn't overkill for Minnesota mosquitoes. Sometimes they knock it away the first couple of times.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

Anyways, I'll add my vote to the mosquito. There are lots of bacterial diseases too, but they tend not to be caused just by a simple species but by a whole lot of them, so eliminating any single one wouldn't do much.

Those black squirrels were so gangsta!

Homosexuals. It's just not right, that doesn't go there!

Actually, I think you'll find it fits rather nicely.

Potbellied pigs need to die.

:mp5: I hate them so much, they made me use gun smilies for the first time.