NationStates Jolt Archive

My Story
The strangest thing happened to me about a month ago in math class. I was half asleep when I realized that I wasn't wearing any clothes. You have probably had that experience before. I felt nervous and upset, and I knew that soon I would have to go to the bathroom. My friend Michelle had called me the previous day, and told me all about Wacey's problem with the stray dog that was acting strangely, and I was a little worried about both of them. Then, all of a sudden, I saw in a blinding flash what I realized was a huge masked man with a chainsaw, and right then I choked back a large belch! I remembered what my math teacher had told me about a situation like this. It was very important that I not run away from my fears. Very calmly, I bent over and threw up and pulled on some pants. Before I knew it, I was curled up on the floor, and I knew I really liked being naked. So you see, I really learned something, and I decided I had to tell you all about it.

Signed:
Hatesmanville

Wait, when did NSG become a blog?


Did I miss something?

This is why you should never divide by zero.

Wait, when did NSG become a blog?


Did I miss something?

Yeah, there was a memo sent the other day. I guess the secretary missed you, I'll let her know, eh?

Oh man! I forgot it was Idiotic Story Day!

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/8982/lockedbp4.gif
courtesy of LG.

This is why you should never divide by zero.

I did that once... the final answer

6 = 0

I did that once... the final answer

6 = 0

Throw in some imaginary numbers and you got yourself a party.

Throw in some imaginary numbers and you got yourself a party.

is your party a pro-numeral?

You fail.


Go back to MySpace.

I blame it on calculus. How can math be theoretical? Either I do add something or I don't.:mad:

is there some sort of hidden meaning?

Saying that he fails isn't very nice. Next time say that he is challenged at creating win. It is politically correct. :p

My Story
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Signed:
Hatesmanville

Is this the latest promotional tool of the "Drugs are Scary" campaign?

abortion: because otherwise you might end up with this.

abortion: because otherwise you might end up with this.

so many words I want to say...all of which express the same thing...


lawl.

abortion: because otherwise you might end up with this.

awesome...


http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff287/johnnybmetal/in_before_the_lock.gif

New Manvir, check the legality of posting "In before the lock".

Then go hide somewhere so I don't notice you again for a while.

Hatesmanville, checking your posts for repeated spam. If it comes up yes, you're toast.

Is this the latest promotional tool of the "Drugs are Scary" campaign?

It's gotta be. I can see no other purpose.

My Story
The strangest thing happened to me about a month ago in math class. I was half asleep when I realized that I wasn't wearing any clothes. You have probably had that experience before. I felt nervous and upset, and I knew that soon I would have to go to the bathroom. My friend Michelle had called me the previous day, and told me all about Wacey's problem with the stray dog that was acting strangely, and I was a little worried about both of them. Then, all of a sudden, I saw in a blinding flash what I realized was a huge masked man with a chainsaw, and right then I choked back a large belch! I remembered what my math teacher had told me about a situation like this. It was very important that I not run away from my fears. Very calmly, I bent over and threw up and pulled on some pants. Before I knew it, I was curled up on the floor, and I knew I really liked being naked. So you see, I really learned something, and I decided I had to tell you all about it.

Signed:
Hatesmanville

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/ZakkWylde470/f8a930c6.jpg

Random stories based off of dreams that a majority of people will not get (and for good reason) due to a possibility of an inside joke that was already not funny = Epic Fail

Damn, I thought I'd closed this thread earlier.

Anyway, Hatesmanville, persistent spam it is, and toast you are. See you in 24 hours.