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What is the craziest, deepest, secret desire you're willing to share?

As for me, I hope to some day marry a light blue skinned humanoid space alien.

Sometimes, late at night, I touch myself and dream of a world where people scan the first page (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=554086) before they make a new thread.

...I want to marry a Japanese woman.

Not fair Ifreann. Secret desires aren't necessarily kinks or fetishes.

My secret desire is to make TAI cry. And admit the error of his ways. And cry some more. Then break completely down and change his political opinion, as the young and fanatic are wont to do once they mature anyway.

But now it's not secret and I have to find another secret desire.

I want to play checkers with Sin.

I want to play checkers with Sin.

Actually I want to make all men cry.

Okay no, just heterosexual men. I have no bone to pick with gay or bi men. Well, maybe some bi men. Some bi men should be made to cry too. So the only safe ones are gay. And FTM.

I want to become perfect, in a psychological kind of way.

The Pope impaled on a spike. Alas, I am anti-death penalty...

Actually I want to make all men cry.

I want you to try to make me cry.

I want you to try to make me cry.

You say that now.

Actually I want to make all men cry.
Aww :(

My secret desire?

To have enough money to kick about smoking, drinking and chatting to my friends for the rest of my days if I want to do so. Which is hardly a 'crazy desire', but then nor's marrying a Jap or whatever.

I want to kill the cat that keeps me up at night a few times a week. I didn't have the heart to do it last time I caught it, but next time I might not be able to suppress the urge. Hopefully it'll just go away or get itself pregnant so I don't have to deal with it.

You say that now.

Indeed I do.

Sometimes, late at night, I touch myself and dream of a world where people scan the first page (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=554086) before they make a new thread.

Going for the really far-fetched aren't you?

I want to rule the world. Tried and boring but it´s my secret desire.

my craziest secret desire is to know what my secret desire is.

To have 24 hours alone in the White House with an assortment of materials, tools and foodstuffs. *nod*

I want to rule the world. Tried and boring but it´s my secret desire.

That's it? That's not aiming high enough at all. I want to be an all powerful god.

That's it? That's not aiming high enough at all. I want to be an all powerful god.

Well, I like starting slowly and build up. Eventually, I would like to rule the entire galaxy, but it´s through short term goals that we achieve the long term ones. Remember that.;)

I sound like Brain, don´t I?:(

To breath.

Actually I want to make all men cry.

Okay no, just heterosexual men. I have no bone to pick with gay or bi men. Well, maybe some bi men. Some bi men should be made to cry too. So the only safe ones are gay. And FTM.

:rolleyes:

I dream of a world where governments are run by people who have some grasp of the economy and a small hint of commen sense. I know, I know, it's the most far-fetched desire ever, but a guys gotta dream, yea?

I sound like Brain, don´t I?:(

Do you sound like Orson Welles? That would be kickass. :p

Do you sound like Orson Welles? That would be kickass. :p

Nope, I don´t sound like Mr. Welles. I wish I did though, specially when I want to make myself heard.:p

My secret desire is to tell my professor how devastatingly sexy he is...and of course to drive a spike through my ex-boyfriends head...women are so predicatable.sigh

To murder someone with an axe.

To drown someone in a tub full of water and apples.

To have 24 hours alone in the White House with an assortment of materials, tools and foodstuffs. *nod*

We'll find a way to make it happen.

Anyway, my secret desire is telekinesis.

Anyway, my secret desire is telekinesis.

Can I please lol at you? Not that my own desire has more chance or even theoritical possibility of happening, I just think that kinda sucks at a secret desire.

I have no crazy secret desires, I tell my friend all of them! I want to become an all-powerful being, with the ability to know anything I want to know whenever I want! Immortality and power are the way to go!

That, or a cute android girlfriend. That would be pretty great. I probably won't share that one with any future girlfriends. Though then again...

Actually I want to make all men cry.

Why?

I secretly desire to reveal my secret desires in this thread.

my secret desire is to be able to become a character in a book, like be able to hop into it and ya. but it would be cooler if i could change the book, but i'd be satisfied with just hopping into one.

My secret desire it to become part of Stargate except I want to command some new class of ship that replaces the daedelus class ships.

I want to take over the world through nuclear war and make my own empire and have command of a giant military along with a the Death Star and Star Destroyers. Also outlaw communism and nuke any rebellion efforts. Also blow up anything and kill anything I want all in the name of my empire.

My secret desire is to give a hug to every person in the world(except Israelis). But everyone else.

Actually I want to make all men cry.

Okay no, just heterosexual men. I have no bone to pick with gay or bi men. Well, maybe some bi men. Some bi men should be made to cry too. So the only safe ones are gay. And FTM.

Wow...what did every Heterosexual men do to you? I mean I've dated some pretty shitty Heterosexual women, but that doesn't make me want to make all pay just because the shitty ones were well, shitty.

I got $5(US) that says you are a lesbian. :p

My secret desire is to give a hug to every person in the world(except Israelis). But everyone else.

Why not the Israelies? You won't get a hug out of me anyways, a handshake maybe, but not a hug.

As for my secret desire, I either want to be married to a Goth chick (yes I have a thing for chicks who dress up as Goth) or Japanese chick. I'd know I hit the jackpot when it's a Japanese goth chick. hehe.

My secret desire is rather complicated. Like, there is this girl in my head I wish I could be. Except there is all these weird things... It's hard to explain. D:

I'm actually putting the first phase of my secret desire into motion at this very moment. My secret desire is to become a network security expert and work with securing highly classified data for the US government. Upon having my proprietary security hardware installed on all the major government servers, I will, over the course of several months, intercept and catalog major governmental secrets, both military and otherwise. I will then set up a dummy organization and ransom back these secrets to the government for exorbitant amounts of money. I'm currently studying network security and I am developing a network security system that, to the best of my knowledge, no one has tried to implement before.

That's it? That's not aiming high enough at all. I want to be an all powerful god.

Are you practicing by playing Black & White, by chance?

I'm actually putting the first phase of my secret desire into motion at this very moment. My secret desire is to become a network security expert and work with securing highly classified data for the US government. Upon having my proprietary security hardware installed on all the major government servers, I will, over the course of several months, intercept and catalog major governmental secrets, both military and otherwise. I will then set up a dummy organization and ransom back these secrets to the government for exorbitant amounts of money. I'm currently studying network security and I am developing a network security system that, to the best of my knowledge, no one has tried to implement before.

Well, have fun in Gitmo, and I'm sure Muhammad A. Laden will love to have you as his girlfriend.

Well, have fun in Gitmo, and I'm sure Muhammad A. Laden will love to have you as his girlfriend.

Touch a nerve with my little joke, did I?

Touch a nerve with my little joke, did I?

*psh* Look who is trying on the big boy pants with just 45 post. No, you didn't hit a nerve, I'm just simply stating what will happen to you if you try to steal US Government's sensitive information and hold it for ransom. Thanks to the bloated power of the US Government since the introduction of Homeland Security, the Patriot Act, and similar bills they can trace you within 24 hours and, police FBI, NSA, and Homeland Security will barge into your hovel and gang rape you with a baton.

*psh* Look who is trying on the big boy pants with just 45 post. No, you didn't hit a nerve, I'm just simply stating what will happen to you if you try to steal US Government's sensitive information and hold it for ransom. Thanks to the bloated power of the US Government since the introduction of Homeland Security, the Patriot Act, and similar bills they can trace you within 24 hours and, police FBI, NSA, and Homeland Security will barge into your hovel and gang rape you with a baton.

Well, that doesn't sound very pleasant at all. :(
BTW, just because I don't post much, I can't fling a little sarcasm, here and there?

Well, that doesn't sound very pleasant at all. :(
BTW, just because I don't post much, I can't fling a little sarcasm, here and there?

You just can't assume that you mean that much, that's all. ;)

You just can't assume that you mean that much, that's all. ;)

I never assume I mean that much. I just like to have a good time now and again. :)

I never assume I mean that much. I just like to have a good time now and again. :)

Everyone has to start somewhere, do they not?

Anyway, my deepest darkest non-sexual desire would be to be able to shapeshift. Well, that could be used for sexual purposes, but also for completely non-sexual purposes. It would just offer SO many opportunities.

I want to organize a parade of the worst transvestites I can find, and have them march through jsut about any town in the bible belt singing Shania Twains "I Feel like a Woman"

It may not be much of a dream, but it is a dream.

*Evil Grin*

*psh* Look who is trying on the big boy pants with just 45 post. No, you didn't hit a nerve
You just can't assume that you mean that much, that's all. ;)
Really? We're dissing people based on post counts now?

You just can’t assume that you mean that much, that’s all. ;)
None of that elitist bullshit, thanks very much.

My most immediate desire is to be dissed for post count. C'mon! Do it for me!

I want to have a pet crab.

I would also like to have an aeroplane chase me with machine guns blazing whilst I'm running away. Obviously, it also doesn't involve me getting cut in half by large-calibre rounds.

But it would be awesome :D

My most immediate desire is to dissed for post count. C'mon! Do it for me!

*disses*



So, was it good for you?


Edit: you forgot to edit in the "be" when you edited out the "n". ;P

[QUOTE=Whereyouthinkyougoing;13605682]*disses*



"So, was it good for you?"


By someone with over 4,000 times as many posts as I have? The best! Thank you. I now have no residual secret desires, and shall resume my virtually postless existence.

By someone with over 4,000 times as many posts as I have? The best! Thank you. I now have no residual secret desires, and shall resume my virtually postless existence.
Aw, don't stop now. As long as you don't try to do math again, you should be fine. :p

You just can't assume that you mean that much, that's all. ;)

I think you're the one assuming that people will take you seriously. ;)

*psh* Look who is trying on the big boy pants with just 45 post.

You just can't assume that you mean that much, that's all. ;)

Oh dear. Is this what it's come down to? You have better things to feel proud about than a high post count. Seriously.



Aaaanyway, getting back to the original topic:

How about getting the urge in public to do something outrageous, like stripping naked and running down the street shouting "I am Astatine! Bow before my halogenic goodness!"

Anyone have that?

Anyone have that?

No, but I do have a desire to see what my own flesh would taste like, if prepared by an excellent cook.

What is the craziest, deepest, secret desire you're willing to share?

As for me, I hope to some day marry a light blue skinned humanoid space alien.

The alien-girl make-out is definitely high up on my list. Personally I always wanted to verify how far down Jadzia Dax's spots went :D

The other one is to have the power to become invisible. No end to what I could do with that one.

How about getting the urge in public to do something outrageous, like stripping naked and running down the street shouting "I am Astatine! Bow before my halogenic goodness!"

Anyone have that?

Not just halogenic, but radioactive too? Dang!

BTW: that's one of the more creative user names I've ever seen :D

I want Hagrid to burst through the door and tell me there's been a mistake and I should be at Hogwarts, instead of at my muggle school. And then to go to Hogwarts.

I want to be like Gordon Gekko.

i want to be infamous

i want to be infamous

Want to start an i-banking firm?

Want to start an i-banking firm?

it would be some kind of perverted irony for me to gain infamy through banking scams. at least from that side of the counter.

Not just halogenic, but radioactive too? Dang!

BTW: that's one of the more creative user names I've ever seen :D

Thank you!

----

How about cooking an electrical appliance, like a phone, just to see what would happen? Anyone get that?

Are you practicing by playing Black & White, by chance?

nah, I figure I'll wing it.

...I want to marry a Japanese woman.

Ah, me too. I'm half way there.

Ah, me too. I'm half way there.

You've married a Japanese man?
:confused:

You've married a Japanese man?
:confused:

look, I didn't know she was a he. We always had anal sex in the dark, how was I supposed to know?

look, I didn't know she was a he. We always had anal sex in the dark, how was I supposed to know?

lol

Can I please lol at you? Not that my own desire has more chance or even theoritical possibility of happening, I just think that kinda sucks at a secret desire.

Go ahead. It comes from watching Heroes so often, so I know exactly how cool it would be.

World following my morality. Seriously, it would be a peaceful place then.

look, I didn't know she was a he. We always had anal sex in the dark, how was I supposed to know?

:eek:

*psh* Look who is trying on the big boy pants with just 45 post. No, you didn't hit a nerve, I'm just simply stating what will happen to you if you try to steal US Government's sensitive information and hold it for ransom. Thanks to the bloated power of the US Government since the introduction of Homeland Security, the Patriot Act, and similar bills they can trace you within 24 hours and, police FBI, NSA, and Homeland Security will barge into your hovel and gang rape you with a baton.

Well, someone knows nothing about technology, I see.

And ragging on people for post count? Bad form, old chap. It's content and ability that matters, not just sheer numbers of posts. Jhanahham has far fewer posts than you do, but I know I value his a lot more due to his skill with satire.

Craziest secret desire? For my very Evil Ex to magically transform into a decent human being while staying otherwise himself, and then to get back together with him.

Craziest completely non-secret desire? To live in a musical. This is significantly more likely to happen than the above.

:eek:

no, seriously, my gf is Japanese. But I have had the hots for asian girls since high school.

I've always wanted to spike the church wine with LSD.

no, seriously, my gf is Japanese. But I have had the hots for asian girls since high school.

Sorry, I was just taken by surprise by the butt sex reference. Is she a he or a she? I´m mixed up.:p

To play sex-slave for a day to two or three gorgeous men.








Hi Pluto!

i want to be infamous

It's pretty fun. :)

To play sex-slave for a day to two or three gorgeous men.








Hi Pluto!
Can I be one of them? Oh, wait, I'm not gorgeous. Darn. :p

Hi back, bk. :D

Sorry, I was just taken by surprise by the butt sex reference. Is she a he or a she? I´m mixed up.:p

look, it doesn't matter, thats not important. The point is, I secretly dig asians.

look, it doesn't matter, thats not the important. The point is, I secretly dig asians.

Ok, ok, no need to get flustered. I dig Asian guys, quite a lot.
*thinks about a certain Japanese man she would like to strap to a bed and do many naughty things to*
Buuufff, it´s hot in here!

It's pretty fun. :)

notoriety is doing my okay just now but i think i really need to step up my game before people start to get dismissive. or get new people. it's a danger anyway.

To go like this on silly threads.

:sniper:

look, it doesn't matter, thats not important. The point is, I secretly dig asians.

You, and 90% of the internet.

I like to breathe air! Who's with me?

I like to breathe air! Who's with me?

It is my secret desire to breathe more nitrogen than oxygen in my air.

Indeed I do.
I've made elixir from your tears before. Did i make my mistake in not doing so over a game of checkers? :confused:

To play sex-slave for a day to two or three gorgeous men.








Hi Pluto!
You mean with Sarkhaan, Laerod and Ruffy?

It is my secret desire to breathe more nitrogen than oxygen in my air.

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/ma_100LisaMarie.jpg
?

It's fairly mundane, but one of them is Goth chicks. The other is to rule my own small Eastern European country with an iron hand, like Dr. Doom. That way, I have an excuse to talk about myself in the third person.

I've always wanted to spike the church wine with LSD.
That would be fun except I hear a high you're not expecting is an awful experience, besides in some churches they're already crazy. Amusing thought though.

This week my dream job is to dress up as an unwashed biker and translate the evasive weaselspeak powerful men in expensive suits use to avoid saying the truth, making promises or answering questions at political and diplomatic events to the blunt and rude truth.

That would be fun except I hear a high you're not expecting is an awful experience, besides in some churches they're already crazy. Amusing thought though.

This week my dream job is to dress up as an unwashed biker and translate the evasive weaselspeak powerful men in expensive suits use to avoid saying the truth, making promises or answering questions at political and diplomatic events to the blunt and rude truth.

Don't forget to bring your bitch.;)

To have 24 hours alone in the White House with an assortment of materials, tools and foodstuffs. *nod*

this is pretty difficult to top, however should you get the opportunity, i want to paint it red, just to piss off the anti-communists.

My secret desire would be...i don't know, i've never really thought about it. Most of my ideas that i want aren't really secret anyway, overthrowing the government would be fun but pointless, and bloody in the end. so a no-go there, i reckon to start my own little civilisation on another planet, in memory of earth in the hope i'd start a new era of human activity and avoid all those nasty experiences with killing and such. I dunno say on Jupiter...granted it's a gas giant and it scares the hell out of me just thinking about it, but it would be an amazing feat.

Can I be one of them? Oh, wait, I'm not gorgeous. Darn. :p

Hi back, bk. :DIf you don't think you are, I could wear a blindfold. But you have to recruit a couple of friends.

You mean with Sarkhaan, Laerod and Ruffy?* flutters lashes coyly* Who?

Ok, ok, no need to get flustered. I dig Asian guys, quite a lot.
*thinks about a certain Japanese man she would like to strap to a bed and do many naughty things to*
Buuufff, it´s hot in here!

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6578/gackt2021qy3.jpg

:D

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6578/gackt2021qy3.jpg

:D

:eek:
Gackuto-sama! Eto eto!
*drools*

Dyakovo, you truant!
*waves little fist at him*
But thank you.;)

It's fairly mundane, but one of them is Goth chicks. The other is to rule my own small Eastern European country with an iron hand, like Dr. Doom. That way, I have an excuse to talk about myself in the third person.

Goth chicks FTW!
Dr Doom FTW!
Being crazy FTW!

I want to die in a car crash, or something like that. I'm not suicidal; I enjoy life. I just don't want to die in a conventional manner. I don't want to die old, either.

:eek:
Gackuto-sama! Eto eto!
*drools*

Dyakovo, you truant!
*waves little fist at him*
But thank you.;)

What?__________:confused:
http://www.shiroitsubasa.com/shiroitsubasa/gcw.jpg

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6578/gackt2021qy3.jpg

:D
Guess the gender, win a prize!

Guess the gender, win a prize!

:confused:

Am I in time to catch some furries?

*fires up flame-thrower*

* flutters lashes coyly* Who?

Ruffy?

Sark?

Laerod?

:confused:

Ruffy?

Sark?

Laerod?

:confused:*tries unsuccessfully to look innocent* These names sound vaguely familiar.












Of course I know all of you. Esp Ruffy.

*tries unsuccessfully to look innocent* These names sound vaguely familiar.












Of course I know all of you. Esp Ruffy.Alas, my chain is more than sufficiently yanked, for i spent just about an hour picking pix back from the "sexiest" threads. :headbang:

http://photos-054.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v161/181/44/4932054/n4932054_40243694_4117.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/ulteriormotives/HPIM1746.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/RuffyinLingerie.jpg

Ah well, somethingworthdoingworthoverdoing ... :p

A LaerkhaaRuffyBitch sandwich?
http://www.justindauer.com/wp-content/homer-drool-702026.gif

What?__________:confused:
http://www.shiroitsubasa.com/shiroitsubasa/gcw.jpg

*chuckles*
Nvm.

*stares at Gackt's photo while in Malice Mizer*
He's so cute, but I think blond doesn't suit him too well. I like him like this, and naked.:D
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i95/kimimisae/celebrity%20Pics/Asain%20celebrities/Musicians/Singles/Gackt/SexyHotGackt.jpg

:fluffle: Nuff' said.

:fluffle: Nuff' said.

Well it's not secret anymore. which kinda defeats the purpose of the thread. as soon as you state what your secret desire may be it's no longer secret, so it's more: "state your desire"

Well it's not secret anymore. which kinda defeats the purpose of the thread. as soon as you state what your secret desire may be it's no longer secret, so it's more: "state your desire"

But it was merely a hint....

But it was merely a hint....

you're not allowed to question my amazing powers of deduction and logic. because it's not fair.
:)
yeah i know i'm just bored.

you're not allowed to question my amazing powers of deduction and logic. because it's not fair.
:)
yeah i know i'm just bored.

me too....but such is our lot in life. WILL NO ONE STAND UP FOR OUR FREEDOM TO LAUGH HYSTERICALLY AT OTHERS' MISFORTUNE?!

me too....but such is our lot in life. WILL NO ONE STAND UP FOR OUR FREEDOM TO LAUGH HYSTERICALLY AT OTHERS' MISFORTUNE?!

what misfortune do you speak of?
this can range from;
having a bad hair cut to,
having a painful condition of one of the body's major organs to,
being born in a place you don't like.

what misfortune do you speak of?
this can range from;
having a bad hair cut to,
having a painful condition of one of the body's major organs to,
being born in a place you don't like.

Pick and choose, to each their own. They don't decide their problems, but we can decide which to laugh at. Especially if they are idiotic enough to put them on the internet.

:fluffle: Nuff' said.

I wantz teh fluffles too!
Fluff me!
:fluffle:

I wantz teh fluffles too!
Fluff me!
:fluffle:

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gif

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gif

Yay!!! I've been fluffled!
http://oilfans.com/forum/images/smiley_icons/clapping.gif

Yay!!! I've been fluffled!
http://oilfans.com/forum/images/smiley_icons/clapping.gif

And some more...
:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gif

i wanna become PM

And some more...
:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gif

YAY! I FEEL FLUFFLED AND BELOVED!!:D

YAY! I FEEL FLUFFLED AND BELOVED!!

:fluffle:
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gif
:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gif

And some more...

I want to invent meme-bombs which, if you come to embrace a particular idea, infect you and make your head explode.

Then, I would create meme-bombs for:

Wahabbism
Creationism
Communism
9-11 "Truthers"
People who believe in Bigfoot
People who don't obey the "zipper rule" when merging.

Granted, this will leave only a few hundred people alive, but I'm okay with that.

:fluffle:
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gif
:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gifhttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/hug6.gif

And some more...

Awww, you're too much.

Cuddle time.

Lots of cuddle time.

Turn one of these (http://360east.com/blogfileupload/BMW-C1.jpg) into a scooter/gyro copter akin to this (http://www.jeebstoys.co.uk/condor.jpg).

Because it would be awesome. Say it wouldn't, go ahead-you'd either be lying or not have any real concept of what awesome is.

Unfortunately I am neither an engineer or a mechanic. So this just works in my mind...

Turn one of these (http://360east.com/blogfileupload/BMW-C1.jpg) into a scooter/gyro copter akin to this (http://www.jeebstoys.co.uk/condor.jpg).

Because it would be awesome. Say it wouldn't, go ahead-you'd either be lying or not have any real concept of what awesome is.

Unfortunately I am neither an engineer or a mechanic. So this just works in my mind...
Why not http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/pal+v-gyrocopter-tricycle-still-doesnt-beat-harry-potters-broomstick-246198.php
Should be available in a few years..

My secret desire is to become a Dark Judge like the ones from Judge Dredd, and kill all the enemies of humanity

http://members.aol.com/ashieross/dkjudges.jpg

starting with Bush:D

or if he's too busy playing his Wii while cheney runs the country, ill kill Cheney first:)

I win a lifetime's supply of ham, bacon, and maple syrup from Canada.
Then destroy Canada (I only like it for its ham, bacon, and maple syrup):)

Why not http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/pal+v-gyrocopter-tricycle-still-doesnt-beat-harry-potters-broomstick-246198.php
Should be available in a few years..

That damn thing has been 'just about to come out' for goddamn years now. I'm tired of waiting. I'll make the stupid C1 Gyrocopter before they get that trike out...(that's taking into account my aforementioned complete inability...)

Awww, you're too much.

:D

:D

But going back to the topic, I consider drooling for Asian men as one of my secret desires. Yes.:)

But going back to the topic, I consider drooling for Asian men as one of my secret desires. Yes.:)

Not really all that secret...
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/664/naganody0.jpg
長野 誠

My apologies for lowering the tone of this thread but...

Before I die I'd like to know the future history of Homo sapiens. I wonder what the f*ck we end up doing to the universe.

I want to be a jedi. The sith kind of jedi. I would also like to have relations with a blue skinned alien. I want to own my own planet. I would like to be immortal. I want murder to be legal 1 day a year.

Not really all that secret...
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/664/naganody0.jpg
長野 誠

I don't know about that athlete, but this man over here...
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l255/Madara_666/atsu.jpg
is just one gorgeous Nihongo.:D

Edit: The man in the photo is Sakurai Atsushi, vocalist of Buck-Tick.

I want a blue skinned alien

She may not be an alien, but i think you'd be happy with Mystique:

http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/news/Mystique.jpg

I don't know about that athlete, but this man over here...
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l255/Madara_666/atsu.jpg
is just one gorgeous Nihongo.:D

Edit: The man in the photo is Sakurai Atsushi, vocalist of Buck-Tick.

The guy in the pic I put up is Makoto Nagano (or more properly Nagano Makoto), the second person to beat the Sasuke course...

The guy in the pic I put up is Makoto Nagano (or more properly Nagano Makoto), the second person to beat the Sasuke course...

Thanks for the reference, Señor Dyakovo.:)

Thanks for the reference, Señor Dyakovo.:)

No problem Señorita Nanatsu...