NationStates Jolt Archive

What is it? You have one. Everyone has one.

Moitv.

TIDE: Lohd no, si hte leitt na aagnmar? Veha I lnelaf fro a prat?

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Muscle bears ftw! :)

I think mine is drama.

Srsly.

Your mom.


Seriously, I'm really frickin' sorry...I just can't resist. I don't know what's wrong with me today. *cries*

Badgers arouse me like nothing else.

Tip-ex.
Then it's painting myself blue.
Then it's wearing a woolly hat.
Then it's killing as many people as possible who ask why.

Tip-ex.
Then it's painting myself blue.
Then it's wearing a woolly hat.
Then it's killing as many people as possible who ask why.

Because you're a smurf. Duh.

What's a fteish? :confused:

What's a fteish? :confused:

fetish. kink. twist.

Or, if you prefer, Les Fétiches
http://americanart.si.edu/images/1990/1990.56_1b.jpg

Because you're a smurf. Duh.

When was the last time you heard of a smurf killing someone?

When was the last time you heard of a smurf killing someone?

I lost a brother to smurfs. Those little bastards

fetish. kink. twist.

Or, if you prefer, Les Fétiches


Oh, right. Plenty. But I ain't telling ;)

missionary position:)

When was the last time you heard of a smurf killing someone?

5 people are killed by Smurfs around the world every hour.

What is it? You have one. Everyone has one.

I ain´t telling you!:eek:
We haven´t been properly introduced, you know...

I really don't think you're going to get any honest responses to this, and I wouldn't expect them. Humorous responses I'm looking forward to. lol

missionary position:)

That's not a fetish, sweetie. That's a rut.

That's not a fetish, sweetie. That's a rut.

True. But maybe the fetish part comes from doing it in front of parents or in public. Yeah... or in a tub of jello.

That's not a fetish, sweetie. That's a rut.

Oooh well doesn't that depend? A fetish would be best defined as something falling outside of 'customary' or 'normal' sexualy practices. According to me. Unlike others who run to dictionaries to back themselves up, when they should just be saying 'this is what it means in the context I choose to use it', I shall..oh I said it. Nevermind.

So if you were 'in' with a group of people who normally engaged group sex in all positions other than missionary, could you not lay claim to a fetish if you, in clear violation of your group norms, engaged in one-on-on missionary sex?

Bad spelling

*humps thread*

So if you were 'in' with a group of people who normally engaged group sex in all positions other than missionary, could you not lay claim to a fetish if you, in clear violation of your group norms, engaged in one-on-on missionary sex?

1. No.
2. It was just a catty quip, bitch. Stop analysing them!

Bad spelling

*humps thread*

*voyeurs thread humping*

Bad spelling

*humps thread*

*rolls around the floor laughing*

Bad spelling

*humps thread*

*outlaws thread humping*

*outlaws thread humping*

Ah, le fruit défendu...

1. No.
2. It was just a catty quip, bitch. Stop analysing them!

I challenge you first point, as you failed to back it up.

I accept your second point, but refuse to allow it to invalidate my inquiry, which is of course fuelled by bitchiness and a desire to avoid studying.

You know I'm right. Admit it. Missionary position can be kinky as all hell, depending on the social/sexual norms you are immersed in.

I really don't think you're going to get any honest responses to this

That's because anyone who gives an honest response doesn't get taken seriously. It's simply not possible for someone raised in a western society to take this question seriously. Hence nothing but joking because sex is still so taboo. /generalisation&rant.

Dyslexia.

What is it? You have one. Everyone has one.

Your's is not spelling correctly:p

That's because anyone who gives an honest response doesn't get taken seriously.

What must be done to take your vomit fetish seriously? Must we ask for details? Celebrate it in some way? I'm unclear.

I challenge you first point, as you failed to back it up.

I refuse to be the Sancho Panza to your Don Quixote. In lieu, I shall be your windmill.

You know I'm right. Admit it. Missionary position can be kinky as all hell, depending on the social/sexual norms you are immersed in.

No. Just no. Missionary can never be kinky. Ever.

I refuse to be the Sancho Panza to your Don Quixote. In lieu, I shall be your windmill.



No. Just no. Missionary can never be kinky. Ever.


QUE NO SON GIGANTES, DON QUIJOTE, QUE SON MOLINOS!!!:D

QUE NO SON GIGANTES, DON QUIJOTE, QUE SON MOLINOS!!!:D

Now, those two bitches, their entire relationship was kink incarnate.

Philosophy.

Now, those two bitches, their entire relationship was kink incarnate.

Oh, I couldn´t help it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVndjmHBYzA

Now, for a fetish. Have sex in camera dressed as a giant Manekineko.
For those who don´t know who Manekineko is, here you go:
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~ta5h-td/G_world_Neko/photo/hariko/hariko165.jpg

I lost a brother to smurfs. Those little bastards

Smurf bites can be very nasty.

Smurf bites can be very nasty.

In a good way? You freak.

What must be done to take your vomit fetish seriously? Must we ask for details? Celebrate it in some way? I'm unclear.

You don't know how to take something seriously:confused:

I can't really help you there. [To take something seriously]'s meaning is rather profound.

I was just speculating with my post. I'm not exactly satisfied with the judaism theory. Was hoping someone would throw a new theory at me. I suppose theories, ideas, archtypes, primordial images, and explanations are what turn me on the most.

hot women tied up. not like Torture or whips+chains or anything, cuz I think that crap is Fucked Up. just plain & simple bondage

You don't know how to take something seriously:confused:

I can't really help you there. [To take something seriously]'s meaning is rather profound.

I was just speculating with my post. I'm not exactly satisfied with the judaism theory. Was hoping someone would throw a new theory at me. I suppose theories, ideas, archtypes, primordial images, and explanations are what turn me on the most.
Oh I understand how to take things seriously, I am simply at a loss for what you require in order for me to express that 'serious-taking' to you. Again, celebration? Probing questions?

And there is a judaism theory to the vomit fetish? Please don't expect us to all just know this! Explain!

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not mine, but somebody's.

That's because anyone who gives an honest response doesn't get taken seriously. It's simply not possible for someone raised in a western society to take this question seriously. Hence nothing but joking because sex is still so taboo. /generalisation&rant.

Huh?

That was a weird combination of words.

Sex isn't anywhere near as taboo in the West as you're making out, it's less taboo in the west than in many other regions, ie we allow pornographic magazines to be sold in ordinary cornershops, we have huge Ann Summers shopping chains, etc. This topic can easily be taken seriously by someone raised in the west, but in my opinion the reason we're not going to get honest responses here is because this is an open public forum. We're much more likely to discuss things as intimate as this with our close friends.

And there is a judaism theory to the vomit fetish?

Well, you see how much gefilte fish and how many latkes you can stuff down your pie hole because they're so tasty before you throw up.

No. Just no. Missionary can never be kinky. Ever.

I disagree. Depends on who you're with. Perhaps for you the Missionary position can never be kinky because that's the way you feel about it. But other people are different to you.

And there is a judaism theory to the vomit fetish? Please don't expect us to all just know this! Explain!

Well, you see how much gefilte fish and how many latkes you can stuff down your pie hole because they're so tasty before you throw up.

What the hell is going on????

I disagree.

That's why you're wrong.

That's why you're wrong.

Care to elaborate on that?

As it stands, you may as well have written: "mlab mlab mlab murrrr".

Care to elaborate on that?

Care to elaborate on the wetness of water to someone claiming it dry? No? Well, you see. It's a waste of time when someone is so blatantly wrong. And just because you demand to have it explained to you why you're so blatantly wrong when you say such blatantly wrong stuff, doesn't mean I have to indulge you.

everyone most certainly does NOT have a fetish.

Sexual fetishism is the sexual attraction to material and terrestrial objects while in reality the essence of the object is inanimate and sexless. < wiki

it was also defined in my psych class as an obession that you can not reach climax without........meaning if someone had a sock monkey fetish, they could not climax (or likely even become aroused) without the use or presence of a sock monkey.

everyone most certainly does NOT have a fetish.

Sexual fetishism is the sexual attraction to material and terrestrial objects while in reality the essence of the object is inanimate and sexless. < wiki

it was also defined in my psych class as an obession that you can not reach climax without........meaning if someone had a sock monkey fetish, they could not climax (or likely even become aroused) without the use or presence of a sock monkey.

And posts and posts ago we've established we're talking more kinks than fetishes, so that's quite moot, honey.

And posts and posts ago we've established we're talking more kinks than fetishes, so that's quite moot, honey.

I didn't read the thread. do you expect me to? darlin?
oh, and I like penises. and hairy chests, and hairy chested penis owners.

I didn't read the thread. do you expect me to? darlin?

Nah, then I wouldn't have opportunities such as these.

oh, and I like penises. and hairy chests, and hairy chested penis owners.

Penises aren't kinks. Hairy chests and hairy chested penis owners in today's culture are. Ever so slightly, but still. So, we're ever so slightly marginalised in one respect together, hun. Fun, no?

mine is pregnant wemon sooo hott !

What is it? You have one. Everyone has one.

Bondage and S&M
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Hence nothing but joking because sex is still so taboo. /generalisation&rant.

You forgot to mention some of us don't have fetishes, hence responding to a question with a stupid intro with a stupid answer.

Penises aren't kinks. Hairy chests and hairy chested penis owners in today's culture are. Ever so slightly, but still. So, we're ever so slightly marginalised in one respect together, hun. Fun, no?

I really really like penises though, like if I was going to start a religion, it would be the worship of penises, you would have to put one in your mouth 3 times a day to show respect for them......

I don't know why idiots don't like hairy chests, they are......beautiful.

I don't know why idiots don't like hairy chests, they are......beautiful.

It's a matter of tastes. Not everyone likes the same things.

Plus, have you ever tasted a hairy chest? Bleh.

It's a matter of tastes. Not everyone likes the same things.

Plus, have you ever tasted a hairy chest? Bleh.

yes. I own one.......I mean I married someone with one.

fuzziness, is my "fetish". (if penises don't count)

I really really like penises though, like if I was going to start a religion, it would be the worship of penises, you would have to put one in your mouth 3 times a day to show respect for them......

Only three times? That would seriously be hampering my current habit.

I don't know why idiots don't like hairy chests, they are......beautiful.

And... caressably lickable.

yes. I own one.......I mean I married someone with one.

fuzziness, is my "fetish". (if penises don't count)

Ah well, that's cool. I can hardly imagine my girlfriend with lots of hair, though.

Immobility. ;)

Immobility. ;)

OOooh, coma fetish? Unconscious drunk chick fetish? Dead chick fetish? Or just tied down fetish?

Immobility. ;)

I get that a lot. ;)

Edit: Because I'm lame at sex.

tied down fetish

Are there really people out there with coma fetishes?

I get that a lot. ;)

Edit: Because I'm lame at sex.

"Is is in yet?"

Are there really people out there with coma fetishes?

You have only to google it.

Mah name is Buck.

Are there really people out there with coma fetishes?

"My name is Buck, and I like to fuck."

"Is it in yet?"

lol.

"My name is Buck, and I like to fuck."

Beat you you bitch. And I had no need to include crass fucking vulgarity to make my meaning known. Whore.

Beat you you bitch. And I had no need to include crass fucking vulgarity to make my meaning known. Whore.

Only after your edit. You post-editing, cheating slag.

Mah name is Buck.
"My name is Buck, and I like to fuck."
I knew I should have said "Besides on Kill Bill.."

lol.

So I was right!

Ah well, that's cool. I can hardly imagine my girlfriend with lots of hair, though.
girlfriends are fail because they don't have penises.......unless she does, then.......might be interested. :p

Only after your edit. You post-editing, cheating slag.

What edit? There is no record of any edit.

I knew I should have said "Besides on Kill Bill.."

I'll point you to a blog that discusses the fellow's coma/unconsciousness fetish.

girlfriends are fail because they don't have penises.......unless she does, then.......might be interested. :p

She-males? And fyi, you can always buy a stap-on!

So I was right!

Oh, right you were!

What edit? There is no record of any edit.

Hide behind Jolt's bugs all you want, I saw what you did there.

She-males? And fyi, you can always buy a stap-on!
<.< they aren't the same. :(

Hide behind Jolt's bugs all you want, I saw what you did there.

Can't prove it and in any case, it was still prior to your lame attempt to steal my thunder.

<.< they aren't the same. :(

Tell your husband that he needn't distress - I've seen what he looks like and he can get real cock whenever he wants. And not just GOP bathroom stall cock, but classy cock from a bar!

<.< they aren't the same. :(

I still find them more natural than she-males.

Tell your husband that he needn't distress - I've seen what he looks like and he can get real cock whenever he wants. And not just GOP bathroom stall cock, but classy cock from a bar!
:p I'll pass that along.

Can't prove it and in any case, it was still prior to your lame attempt to steal my thunder.

It wasn't prior since I saw it after my post with it had been posted, so the only in need of stealing thunder was you, as always. Couldn't you have gone legit and just danced for it before the grand totem?

:p I'll pass that along.

Introduction of our agenda is all I ask for. It works its own magic after that.

I still find them more natural than she-males.

cocaine is more natural than Cheetos, what's your point?

cocaine is more natural than Cheetos, what's your point?

I just like natural things better than...unnatural ones. But then again, strap-ons aren't natural either.

I just like natural things better than...unnatural ones. But then again, strap-ons aren't natural either.

define natural.

Only three times? That would seriously be hampering my current habit.

That would just be the minimum, nothing saying you couldn't be extra 'devout'...
;)

...Japanese women.

What is it? You have one. Everyone has one.

Here's mine. :D


http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=4746030835711939015&hl=en

Nanatsu no Tsuki.

Bowchickabowow.

And there is a judaism theory to the vomit fetish? Please don't expect us to all just know this! Explain!

What's that got to do with my vomit fetish? I heard judaism was the first culture to make most consensual sex taboo, that's all. Have you got a vomit fetish fetish or something?

We're much more likely to discuss things as intimate as this with our close friends.

That's already a high level of taboo... Go ask your parents about it, or your potential kids;). Maybe tell the friend you reunited with that you "will leave to see him after peaking". Ask your sister how the legs wide open policy is treating her. Heck even homosexuality and asexuality are still slightly taboo.

At an unrepressed level, I should be able to receive advice on prostate masturbation from pensioners on a park bench. I should be able to openly and easily discuss with a judge whether dolphin's can consent, due to their common frisky behaviour towards humans, or not. As a kid I should be able to mention how women with amputations make my willy go big, without any fear of repression. I should be able to beg people on the street for sex and get treated the same as someone who begs for anything else.

Okay maybe that's at maximum unrepressed level. Alot of places are heading that way though (can't wait for "anonymous" to become the dominant generation). The poor UK still won't talk about their feelings, never mind their preference for anal doggy style, with the spine at a twenty degrees angle from the earth's surface (head upwards).

I feel I have to mention one of the more straight-forward pluses that come's with that sort of level. A pedophile could catch their attractions early and be "treated", whatever that would involve. All they'd need to do is go tell their GP about the current state of their sexuality. Other benefits being health ones, and the correlation between sexual repression and aggression (think US and islamic countries) hopefully vanishing. Whether the former cause the latter, or whether a separate things causes both, it should help. I'm sure there'd be many psychological benefits too.

Not that I'm supporting sexual freedom or anything...

<.<

>.>

I bid you good day...

Nanatsu no Tsuki.

Bowchickabowow.

O.O

O.O

You know you like it.

You know you like it.

*Pepper sprays you*

O.O

*Pepper sprays you*

O.O

"Pepper spray!? That sounds delicious!

...

Oh I was wrong, horribly wrong!"

-Chowder

"Pepper spray!? That sounds delicious!

...

Oh I was wrong, horribly wrong!"

-Chowder

Gods, you have problems. Serious problems.
*jumps on him*
Gimme love, baby!!

;)

...Japanese women.

I assume you mean alongside tentacle monsters, otherwise its not much of a kink, is it? ;)

As for me, I shall list some random ones off the top of my head!

Bondage(No S&M), Very cute girls(I don't like 'sexy'), though I'm also attracted to girls that dress and can pass for guys, girls in wheelchairs or in bandages are also pretty cute, oh and Schediphilia is a big one. Thats all I'm comfortable with listing. :p

This list made me think I actually had more though. D: (http://www.yelp.com/topic/san-francisco-bizarre-paraphilias-those-of-your-friends-are-also-acceptable) I mean, who can say no to Xenophilia?!

Gods, you have problems. Serious problems.
*jumps on him*
Gimme love, baby!!

;)

Hell.

Yes.

I can't believe we're seven pages in and nobody has said feet yet.

So I guess it's up to me. Feet.

I can't believe we're seven pages in and nobody has said feet yet.

So I guess it's up to me. Feet.

Yeah, it seems like an awfully common fetish...How many times have I seen a woman lick another one's feet in videos? It always makes me laugh.

inoperable brain tumors the size of my fist.

What is it? You have one. Everyone has one.

Muppets.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=vNuYisPKt7Y

As I've said before, if it doesn't involve midgets in scuba suits, clamps and mayonnaise, I'm just not interested.

I can't believe we're seven pages in and nobody has said feet yet.

So I guess it's up to me. Feet.

Well, I'm more into hands. More nimble, you see? And tongues... defnitely tongues. And other things. Lots of other things. ;)

Oddly enough, there is a fetish/kink version of all of my favorite things: Mud, Groin kicks, Clowning. I wouldn't be surprised if there were a taco fetish.

I've sampled them and many others and apparently, my only fetish is variety. *shrug*

Waths yuor fteish?
What is it? You have one. Everyone has one.

Grammar.

(Ouch.)

And food.

I wonder what the most common fetishes are.

Possibly feet, BDSM, spanking, PVC and perhaps balloons.

Balloon fetishes seem more common than you'd think.