NationStates Jolt Archive


Miss USA 2008!

Port Arcana
12-04-2008, 03:18
Who's at home watching it? :D

Comments? Criticisms? Opinions any of you like to share? :p

I personally hope Candice Crawford wins because she's from my hometown!

Discuss.
Neo Kervoskia
12-04-2008, 03:20
I bet they've all had at least one abortion.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
12-04-2008, 03:38
Does Shatner still host it? I've never seen it.
Port Arcana
12-04-2008, 03:47
No, I think there's some new chap hosting it now. Can't recall his name though.
Boonytopia
12-04-2008, 05:04
I bet they've all had at least one abortion.

And been in a porno?
CthulhuFhtagn
12-04-2008, 05:06
Can any of them be used as a virgin sacrifice? No? Then I'm not interested.
East Rodan
12-04-2008, 05:07
The whole idea seems silly to me.
Troglobites
12-04-2008, 05:08
Have we cleared up that problem of south america not having maps yet?
Lunatic Goofballs
12-04-2008, 05:08
Wouldn't it be cool if moments after the winner is crowned, one of her breasts implode?

I'd laugh. :)
Peisandros
12-04-2008, 05:12
Aww, but breasts are beautiful!
Lunatic Goofballs
12-04-2008, 05:15
Aww, but breasts are beautiful!

Flowers are beautiful. Plastic flowers are tacky.

Breasts are indeed beautiful. Plastic breasts imploding is funny. :)
Pschycotic Pschycos
12-04-2008, 05:19
Have we cleared up that problem of south america not having maps yet?

It wasn't *south america, it was the United States!


Anyway, my complete critical essay volumes on the pageant will be in stores within a few weeks. Look for it then for all of my thoughts and comments on the models, their wonderful plastic surgery scars, and the excellent coaching they receive on how to answer questions (using key phrase-words for bonus points, even on questions that have nothing to do with them!)
Call to power
12-04-2008, 05:25
do you think they will let foreign males compete?

Plastic flowers are tacky.

but plastic flowers don't try to fool you by looking fake (unlike a certain flower) so you stick it in a draw for a week and come back to find Beelzebub in plant form :mad:
DrunkenDove
12-04-2008, 09:15
This thread is useless without pictures.
Wilgrove
12-04-2008, 09:36
Did Miss South Carolina compete again?
Kyronea
12-04-2008, 12:14
do you think they will let foreign males compete?



but plastic flowers don't try to fool you by looking fake (unlike a certain flower) so you stick it in a draw for a week and come back to find Beelzebub in plant form :mad:

...what?