NationStates Jolt Archive

Who's at home watching it? :D

Comments? Criticisms? Opinions any of you like to share? :p

I personally hope Candice Crawford wins because she's from my hometown!

Discuss.

I bet they've all had at least one abortion.

Does Shatner still host it? I've never seen it.

No, I think there's some new chap hosting it now. Can't recall his name though.

I bet they've all had at least one abortion.

And been in a porno?

Can any of them be used as a virgin sacrifice? No? Then I'm not interested.

The whole idea seems silly to me.

Have we cleared up that problem of south america not having maps yet?

Wouldn't it be cool if moments after the winner is crowned, one of her breasts implode?

I'd laugh. :)

Aww, but breasts are beautiful!

Aww, but breasts are beautiful!

Flowers are beautiful. Plastic flowers are tacky.

Breasts are indeed beautiful. Plastic breasts imploding is funny. :)

Have we cleared up that problem of south america not having maps yet?

It wasn't *south america, it was the United States!


Anyway, my complete critical essay volumes on the pageant will be in stores within a few weeks. Look for it then for all of my thoughts and comments on the models, their wonderful plastic surgery scars, and the excellent coaching they receive on how to answer questions (using key phrase-words for bonus points, even on questions that have nothing to do with them!)

do you think they will let foreign males compete?

Plastic flowers are tacky.

but plastic flowers don't try to fool you by looking fake (unlike a certain flower) so you stick it in a draw for a week and come back to find Beelzebub in plant form :mad:

This thread is useless without pictures.

Did Miss South Carolina compete again?

do you think they will let foreign males compete?



but plastic flowers don't try to fool you by looking fake (unlike a certain flower) so you stick it in a draw for a week and come back to find Beelzebub in plant form :mad:

...what?