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You've seen the 'Worst President' thread or the 'Best World Leader' thread, but which world leader would taste the best?

Would King Zog be more appetizing than Harold Gowinson? Is Charles de Gaulle more tender than John Major or Andrew Johnson? Perhaps the Meiji Emperor is healthier than Tsar Nicholas II.

Hu Jintao of China. He looks relatively lean, but not too lean. I don't expect he'd be tough and stringy. Nice marbled flesh. Probably eats well, lots of grains and vegetables. Plus he's chinese, and everyone likes chinese food. :)

Mmm... Moo Goo Hu Pan.

Moo Shu Hu? Hu Lo Mein?

Ham of William Howard Taft.

Hu Jintao of China. He looks relatively lean, but not too lean. I don't expect he'd be tough and stringy. Nice marbled flesh. Probably eats well, lots of grains and vegetables. Plus he's chinese, and everyone likes chinese food. :)

Mmm... Moo Goo Hu Pan.
Now I'm hungry for some Chinamen.

Bush. He's physically the healthiest president we've ever had, and he's a good, red blooded American, so there'll be plenty of red meat on him.

Some Julius Cesar salad, and some Cleopatra jerky, maybe?

Gloria Macapagal Arroyo that saucy minx! Soft and buttery with a hint of fiery spice.

On a skewer.

I just got shown this picture of Norwegian PM Jens Stoltenberg the other day:

http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/5/53/531/531582/jens1_2qetqtqetqt_1207747964.jpg

Looks pretty tasty to me! ;)

Putin looks lean and healthy. With a pot of Borscht, some black bread, and a shot of vodka, he might make a good meal.

*salivates*

You've seen the 'Worst President' thread or the 'Best World Leader' thread, but which world leader would taste the best?

Would King Zog be more appetizing than Harold Gowinson? Is Charles de Gaulle more tender than John Major or Andrew Johnson? Perhaps the Meiji Emperor is healthier than Tsar Nicholas II.

I don't know, there are a lot that are/were well marbled . . . are we just discussing current ones or do we get to debate dead ones too?

<Edit> Note to self: read entire title next time so you don't look like an idiot.

well I figure one thats alive would be more tasty so thats Castro out of the way

Stephen Harper looks rather docile much like a cow/gentle herbivore I'd have him medium rare with some brown sauce please (with a side of roast potato and orphan)

Alexander the Great, he was a frontline leader so all that fighting would of made his flesh nice and tender. And if it is not then a dab of ketchup will make anything palatable.

William Pitt the younger.

For the exact same reason why lamb tastes better than mutton.

Time for some Bush tucker.

Some Boris Yeltsin chops for me. Well marinated in alcohol. Yummy.

King Tut. He'd be the veal of humanbeef.

Fidel Castro 40 years ago. Yummy!

Hitler's too greasy for my liking, but I'd take some broiled Stalin with a side of Mao.

You do realize, of course, that this will always depend on the plate you're eating, right?

For instance:

For steak, we'd need tender, well-hydrated thin meat. So, Putin would be a good choice. He even exercises, he's a black-belt at judo.

For a stew, however, we're talking more hardy, and a tad fatter, meat. So, Gorbachev.

Minced meat would require something soft, such as Gloria Arroyo.

The drink may also influence it a bit. For instance, Berlusconi's liver goes well with Chianti.

And so on.

You have to give us info on the kind of dish before asking us this.

I can't help thinking that none of us is as qualified to answer this question as Monica Lewinsky.

Nicolas Sarkozy, he's got that french diet, all that wine really adds such flavour.

if not that then An Taoiseach nua Brian Cowen, he'd be great for a bbq, feed an army too.

Evo Morales coca-flavored chops.

This is an awesome thread. :)

William the Bastard. Fighting man, so lean from a well bred line (well at least on one side) so unlikely to have any disease and French (well Norman actually but close enough) so been eating good cooking. what not to like.

I can't help thinking that none of us is as qualified to answer this question as Monica Lewinsky.

I don't think so, unless she did something to Clinton that was REALLY, REALLY BAD.

And Clinton, for all his flaws, doesn't have a squeaky voice...

Eggs Pope Benedict.

Hitler after he's been detoxed (don't want to consume the drugs in his system.) Herbivores tend to taste better than carnivores, and since Hitler was a vegetarian...

Eggs Pope Benedict.

:D

I think the enchilada God, Chanatzkila

See, im thinking more along the lines of grinding Lenin up and snorting him. I mean that guy HAD to be high alot and hes already freezedried so it seems fitting..


PS.... Saying you want to eat a current leader might earn you a visit by Mr Secret Service Man. Even though this is intended to be silly, they have no scence of humor.

I think our very own Gordon Brown has some tasty jowls on him. For a historic leader, I wouldn't mind frying up William H. Taft with a side of beans.

We could make a casserole out of Lee Myung-bak of South Korea and Kim Jong-il of North Korea.

Then there would be unification. :D

Let's make soup #5 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soup_Number_Five) out of George W. Bush...

Let's make <snip soup 5>

gross, who would want to do that sort of thing?

gross, who would want to do that sort of thing?

Membership has it's privileges. :D

gross, who would want to do that sort of thing?
'cos it's tasty. :D Mmmmmmm.

You've seen the 'Worst President' thread or the 'Best World Leader' thread, but which world leader would taste the best?

Would King Zog be more appetizing than Harold Gowinson? Is Charles de Gaulle more tender than John Major or Andrew Johnson? Perhaps the Meiji Emperor is healthier than Tsar Nicholas II.

Hm... good question. Which world leader would taste the best? Winston Churchill, he had that juicy quality to him. Bill Clinton looks kinda edible but I would make sure first, that he doesn´t have VDs. I would have me some Francisco Franco ¨picadillo¨, but I would probably get food poisoning. Oh, oh, and from the current conversation that I´m having with my fiance, Fidel Castro would be wonderful on a bun. Castro Burgers for all!!!

Let's make soup #5 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soup_Number_Five) out of George W. Bush...

Good Lord... :eek:

I think our very own Gordon Brown has some tasty jowls on him. For a historic leader, I wouldn't mind frying up William H. Taft with a side of beans.

And, unlike Blair, he hasn't had the press eat him alive yet.

And, unlike Blair, he hasn't had the press eat him alive yet.

Haha! Nice.

I think our very own Gordon Brown has some tasty jowls on him.

Would make a good roast dinner. Gordon and gravy. M-mm.

Castro, Uribe, Chávez, Morales and Zapatero burgers for all!!

Hey anyone have that Jesussaves quote about Dick Cheney's nipples?

At least I think it was Jesussaves.

Bush. He's physically the healthiest president we've ever had, and he's a good, red blooded American, so there'll be plenty of red meat on him.

More so than good 'ol Teddy? Who, I might remind you, virtually beat his asthma into submission by being tougher than it. The same Teddy of whom it was remarked that death was wise to take him in sleep for, had Death come for him in the waking hours, there would have been a fight.

Fidel Castro 40 years ago. Yummy!

Anyone who can live that long, and survive that many assassinations must have a lot of vitamins in that system.