NationStates Jolt Archive


I think we won the Cold War

Mirkana
03-04-2008, 08:21
The Red Army Choir joins forces with a Finnish rock band to sing Sweet Home Alabama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lNFRLrP014&eurl=http://www.tothepointnews.com/content/view/3114/85/).

This is just so awesome. If only Kruschev was still alive to see this.

Next time, they should invite Gorbachev to do the solo.
Dontgonearthere
03-04-2008, 08:25
Ooooooooooooooooold.

I like this one more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3l48_EGNdY

Classic Americana sung with a heavy Russian accent.
Good times.
Yugo Slavia
03-04-2008, 08:31
Would it be too obvious of me to say, "Ah ha! That's what we wanted you to think!" and then unfurl the hammer and sickle over Montgomery?
Dontgonearthere
03-04-2008, 08:38
Very obvious...but do it anyway.

We can only hope that the government responds by nuking the place. And the rest of Alabama.
Yugo Slavia
03-04-2008, 08:41
We can only hope that the government responds by nuking the place. And the rest of Alabama.

You know, that might just be worth a try.
Stanistani
03-04-2008, 09:30
Now, Alabama has a few fine points.

One of them is that it hasn't fractured into Bosnia, Croatia, Serbia, Kosovo, and Montenegro.

Also not that many mass graves ('cept mebbe from around 1863).

I admit it ain't Texas...
Cameroi
03-04-2008, 13:05
who's we? and what, supposedly, has been gained?
and by whome?

=^^=
.../\...
Tagmatium
03-04-2008, 13:20
I was under the impression that everyone knew this, what with the Soviet Union being the one which collapsed, rather than the West.
Dyakovo
03-04-2008, 14:33
I was under the impression that everyone knew this, what with the Soviet Union being the one which collapsed, rather than the West.

:D
Nanatsu no Tsuki
03-04-2008, 14:37
I was under the impression that everyone knew this, what with the Soviet Union being the one which collapsed, rather than the West.

LOL! You would be surprised at how little some people know.;)
Risottia
03-04-2008, 15:27
I was under the impression that everyone knew this, what with the Soviet Union being the one which collapsed, rather than the West.

Tis is vat ve vanted yoo too tink.
Kontor
03-04-2008, 19:25
Tis is vat ve vanted yoo too tink.

It's red alert all over again!
Dyakovo
03-04-2008, 19:38
Это - то, что мы хотели, чтобы Вы думали.

Fixed...
Londim
03-04-2008, 19:43
http://russianlegacy.com/catalog/images/soviet_collection/flags/FS0088.jpg

Soon this flag shall be flying over Alabama. The USSR has risen once more!



:p
New Manvir
03-04-2008, 21:25
http://russianlegacy.com/catalog/images/soviet_collection/flags/FS0088.jpg

Soon this flag shall be flying over Alabama. The USSR has risen once more!



:p

Soviet Union? pfft. a bunch of Russian amateurs...

All hail Soviet Canuckistan!

http://www.stardestroyer.net/BoardPics/Avatars/468x100_sigs/SovietCanuckistan.png
Ancient and Holy Terra
03-04-2008, 21:38
I, for one, welcome our new Alabaman Russian Overlords.
Dyakovo
04-04-2008, 01:08
Soviet Union? pfft. a bunch of Russian amateurs...

All hail Soviet Canuckistan!

http://www.stardestroyer.net/BoardPics/Avatars/468x100_sigs/SovietCanuckistan.png
\/And here's their flag \/
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Soviet_Canuckistan_Flag.png
Marrakech II
04-04-2008, 01:37
http://russianlegacy.com/catalog/images/soviet_collection/flags/FS0088.jpg

Soon this flag shall be flying over Alabama. The USSR has risen once more!



:p

I miss the Red Menace at times. Was a unifying force in America. I miss that catchy slogan "Better Dead than Red." too.
Call to power
04-04-2008, 02:03
pfft its just commie propaganda aimed at rallying the hippie masses!

Fixed...

no. thats faulty grammar what you need to say is:

эякулят на моем лице

;)

I miss that catchy slogan "Better Dead than Red." too.

we also had a catchy motto along those lines :p
Dyakovo
04-04-2008, 02:06
no. thats faulty grammar what you need to say is:

My Russian is entirely self taught so, meh.
Call to power
04-04-2008, 02:20
My Russian is entirely self taught so, meh.

*giggles like a school girl* for the Neanderthals out there I just told she/he to say "cum on my face" in Russian
Dyakovo
04-04-2008, 02:26
*giggles like a school girl* for the Neanderthals out there I just told she/he to say "cum on my face" in Russian

cute...
And Ctp, for future reference I'm a guy.
Sel Appa
04-04-2008, 02:33
The Cold War was not won. One side just went defunct.
Dyakovo
04-04-2008, 02:34
The Cold War was not won. One side just went defunct.

Which would mean that the other side won by default...
Tmutarakhan
04-04-2008, 15:42
Breaking news: Hugo Chavez admits that the Cold War is over and capitalism won-- so what is he going to do now?
I'm going to Disney World! (http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Most-Emailed-Photos/ss/1756/im:/080328/ids_photos_wl/r2237890389.jpg)
Andaluciae
04-04-2008, 15:53
The Cold War was not won. One side just went defunct.

In other words, the other side won hands down.

In sports, if one team forfeits, it is recorded as a win for the other team.
Yootopia
04-04-2008, 15:58
The Cold War was not won. One side just went defunct.
...

That's like saying "the Allies didn't win World War 2, Nazi Germany just fell over on its arse and collapsed, followed by Japan."

This suggests that the USSR et al lost.