NationStates Jolt Archive

I feel so lucky! This is the best April 1st ever! :D

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April Fools!

Hail Maxtopia!

Saggitarya hereby declares war on Maxtopia.

Now, you take that to II! General is no place to fight a war.

*Declares war on Sagittarya.*

Aw, but now what are we going to make conspiracy theories about!?

Maxtopia, of course. And we still don't know the truth about [violet]...

What truth about [violet]?

y helo thar...:fluffle:

[violet] was the one on the grassy knoll.

And a KGB spy.

And an alien robot.

With, of course, a highly advanced AI.

wots maxtopia?????:confused:

wots maxtopia?????:confused:

That's Max Barry's nation!

That's Max Barry's nation!

Fo reelz?



Who's Max Berry?
...he he

Fo reelz?



Who's Max Berry?
...he he

He is the Creator! NationStates in all its majesty was conceived by His will!

:D

Fo reelz?



Who's Max Berry?
...he he

*Sacrifices the Unknower to [violet].*

He is the Creator! NationStates in all its majesty was conceived by His will!

:D
NationStates? Stop with the nonsense already.
*Sacrifices the Unknower to [violet].*

:(
I prefer eggshell white

Don't trust their silver-tongued diplomats. They want your resources and they want your women.

Don't trust their silver-tongued diplomats. They want your resources and they want your women.

I stand for free markets and family values! :D

Since when do I uses diplomats?

*smack**smack**smack*

Silver tastes funny.

i miss the smoking man

i miss the smoking man

Who? I mean it, who?

*Sacrifices the Unknower to [violet].*


In all seriousness, the Smoking Man is an old NS Generalite who used to post awesome conspiracy theories for the fun of it. I hear the Mods kidnapped him, though. Or possibly the shadow government.



Well, OK. In some seriousness.

Sorry to dispel your theories Demonic Gophers, but it looks like he is still around, albeit retired, and living the good life (when he's not hacking out his lungs anyway)

http://www.nationstates.net/the_former_smoking_man

Sorry to dispel your theories Demonic Gophers, but it looks like he is still around, albeit retired, and living the good life (when he's not hacking out his lungs anyway)

http://www.nationstates.net/the_former_smoking_man

yeah, as if the mods couldn't have set that up to throw us off the track...

yeah, as if the mods couldn't have set that up to throw us off the track...

Good point...

DG... please don't kill me for my stupidity.

I enjoy not being killed! :(

yeah, as if the mods couldn't have set that up to throw us off the track...

yeah i think the "in mods we trust" is a bit of a giveaway really.
besides he's probably in hiding now, for burning down the UN building. makes sense really, surprised no one else thought of it.
If in doubt, burn the house down. yes that logic is perfect.

Hmm...

*Sharpens the sacrificial dagger.*

Fo reelz?



Who's Max Berry?
...he he

Max Berry is my uncle! not jk

Max Barry on the other hand is the man who wrote Jennifer Government (along with a few others) and stared up Nationstates as a promotional tool for the book, as you have no idea who he is it seems he didn't quite succeed 100%

Hmm...

*Sharpens the sacrificial dagger.*

On knees, begging. Please don't kill me! I have so much for live for! I want to live forever, or however long it takes for me to start a family!

Plus Maxtopia returned! This is a holy day, to be celebrated by feasting and revelry, not ritualistic murder!

But that's how we usually celebrate holy days!:(

Max Berry is my uncle! not jk

Max Barry on the other hand is the man who wrote Jennifer Government (along with a few others) and stared up Nationstates as a promotional tool for the book, as you have no idea who he is it seems he didn't quite succeed 100%

He's influenced the hearts and minds of countless readers. I think that's success.

But that's how we usually celebrate holy days!:(

Stammers and breaks into cold sweat Yes... yes, but this is a special super holy day! There's nothing in the rulebook that says you are to sacrifice a n00b on the resurrection of the Creator...

Stammers and breaks into cold sweat Yes... yes, but this is a special super holy day! There's nothing in the rulebook that says you are to sacrifice a n00b on the resurrection of the Creator...

Actually, there's nothing in the rulebook about sacrificing n00bs at all...we just do it for fun.

Stammers and breaks into cold sweat Yes... yes, but this is a special super holy day! There's nothing in the rulebook that says you are to sacrifice a n00b on the resurrection of the Creator...

Nor that we aren't to do so...


Still, you seem to have a proper respect for the power of the Great Ones.

Actually, there's nothing in the rulebook about sacrificing n00bs at all...we just do it for fun.

Oh... well then...
Points at the horizon
Look!
Flees

Oh... well then...
Points at the horizon
Look!
Flees

Dammit, why did you run? Now we have to kill you. Never try to run...come on, man, you should have known that.

*catches*

Bring the dagger, Dungeon Master!

Dammit, why did you run? Now we have to kill you. Never try to run...come on, man, you should have known that.

*catches*

Bring the dagger, Dungeon Master!

Cries
No, please... I haven't attended a MaxChat yet!

Shouldn't have run.

*Advances, blade gleaming.*

Shouldn't have run.

*Advances, blade gleaming.*
No, please, wait!
Looks in wallet.
I have $35 dollars and a Giant's season pass! It's all I got! Take it!

Everyone, please, calm down. The reemergence of Maxtopia only proves that everything is completely transparent. There is no Mod Conspiracy.

No, please, wait!
Looks in wallet.
I have $35 dollars and a Giant's season pass! It's all I got! Take it!

You insult us with petty bribery attempts?! Grr...

Everyone, please, calm down. The reemergence of Maxtopia only proves that everything is completely transparent. There is no Mod Conspiracy.

HA! you're a Mod puppet, i can tell because you think there isn't a conspiracy.

I can tell you one thing i know for certain, if your house doesn't burn down today it's because i told some of the boys to burn someone elses. get the picture?
*grins evilly*
*picks teeth*
damn holy shit 1.30am! you bastard NSG, godamn bodyclocks to hell and back!

Max Berry is my uncle! not jk

Max Barry on the other hand is the man who wrote Jennifer Government (along with a few others) and stared up Nationstates as a promotional tool for the book, as you have no idea who he is it seems he didn't quite succeed 100%

3 so far!

Who else is an april fool?

3 so far!

Who else is an april fool?

Three?
Well, presumably nobody else, now...

You insult us with petty bribery attempts?! Grr...

Panics, backing away.
Wait, come on, let's be reasonable! You don't want to kill me! You're missing out on a n00bier n00b!
And I make great chili! How can you kill me without first trying Prekel's famous chili?
Continues making up stuff
And my species is protected by federal laws! If you kill me, you're poaching!

Three?
Well, presumably nobody else, now...

:p
You almost got me. Almost.

Panics, backing away.
Wait, come on, let's be reasonable! You don't want to kill me! You're missing out on a n00bier n00b!

Ah, but you're convenient.

And I make great chili! How can you kill me without first trying Prekel's famous chili?

I don't like chili. I sometimes wish I did, but I don't.

Continues making up stuff
And my species is protected by federal laws! If you kill me, you're poaching!

You mean it might attract FBI agents to sacrifice?

No, DG, please! I'm allergic to death!

I continue backing away from the bloodlusting gopher until I reach the edge of a precipice. My sniveling, cowardly shame is converted into acceptance of my fate. A calm resolve builds up in me.

It is my time, I suppose. But I'll be damned if I'm going to be rituallistically sacrificed.

I pull a Bowie knife hidden under my pant legs and aim it at my stomach.

Well, it's been fun. Goodbye.

I plunge the ridiculously large blade into my gut. Dropping on my knees, I pull the knife upwards. The burning, raw sensation of pain is drowned out by the sensation of falling off the cliff and plunging to the earth.

No, DG, please! I'm allergic to death!

I continue backing away from the bloodlusting gopher until I reach the edge of a precipice. My sniveling, cowardly shame is converted into acceptance of my fate. A calm resolve builds up in me.

It is my time, I suppose. But I'll be damned if I'm going to be rituallistically sacrificed.

I pull a Bowie knife hidden under my pant legs and aim it at my stomach.

Well, it's been fun. Goodbye.

I plunge the ridiculously large blade into my gut. Dropping on my knees, I pull the knife upwards. The burning, raw sensation of pain is drowned out by the sensation of falling off the cliff and plunging to the earth.

Haw Haw!

No, DG, please! I'm allergic to death!

I continue backing away from the bloodlusting gopher until I reach the edge of a precipice. My sniveling, cowardly shame is converted into acceptance of my fate. A calm resolve builds up in me.

It is my time, I suppose. But I'll be damned if I'm going to be rituallistically sacrificed.

I pull a Bowie knife hidden under my pant legs and aim it at my stomach.

Well, it's been fun. Goodbye.

I plunge the ridiculously large blade into my gut. Dropping on my knees, I pull the knife upwards. The burning, raw sensation of pain is drowned out by the sensation of falling off the cliff and plunging to the earth.

*reverses time to a period when Prekel isn't feeling suicidal and isn't being threatened*
HAHA, Mad hatters saves the day!

Now I need someone else to sacrifice....

*Gazes at Mad Hatters contemplatively.*

Now I need someone else to sacrifice....

*Gazes at Mad Hatters contemplatively.*

I am merely an illusion, you cannot sacrifice me.
But i do have a picture of someone else being sacrificed. (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI)

Cures! Foiled again!

Ah, but you're convenient.

And Prekel ran...

*reverses time to a period when Prekel isn't feeling suicidal and isn't being threatened*
HAHA, Mad hatters saves the day!

Shouts from a safe distance

Thanks for being my deux ex machina, Mad hatters in jeans! :D

Shouts from a safe distance

Thanks for being my deux ex machina, Mad hatters in jeans! :D

Apparently you missed it earlier, Prekel, but I happen to be a God (of Spam).

*undoes hatters' deus ex machina*

Have at 'im, DG!

Apparently you missed it earlier, Prekel, but I happen to be a God (of Spam).

*undoes hatters' deus ex machina*

Have at 'im, DG!

Why do you guys keep trying to sacrifice me? I respect Max and the mods too!

Thinking quickly, I take out a small bottle labeled "DRINK ME" that the Mad hatter gave me in case I needed another deus ex machina to save me and drink it. I shrink to microscopic proportions and flee into the safety of a nearby rabbit hole.

Why do you guys keep trying to sacrifice me? I respect Max and the mods too!

Thinking quickly, I take out a small bottle labeled "DRINK ME" that the Mad hatter gave me in case I needed another deux ex machina to save me and drink it. I shrink to microscopic proportions and flee into the safety of a nearby rabbit hole.

Which actually fails to save you, as he gave you a potion of deux ex machina, rather than deus ex machina.

and you hope that the baby rabbits of Caerbannog aren't hungry!

wolfemastre;13576186']and you hope that the baby rabbits of Caerbannog aren't hungry!

I'm microscopic. Not even the Rabbit of Caerbannog can get to me! :D

Of course there's always a predaceous nematode lurking around... waiting to strike...

Who is Maxtopia?

Who is Maxtopia?

It's the nation of Max Barry.