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Alright, to you more experienced NSGers, this might seem like a dumb question but... What is with H N fiddle bottoms VIII?!?! His post count readds None, and you can't click on his name! Someone please explain!

Alright, to you more experienced NSGers, this might seem like a dumb question but... What is with H N fiddle bottoms VIII?!?! His post count readds None, and you can't click on his name! Someone please explain!

ZOMG maybe it's Max Barry!

(IE: I have no idea)

Chris Crocker.

Chris Crocker.
Is he a famous person I'm supposed to know?

Is he a famous person I'm supposed to know?

When in doubt eat the grout.
I mean.. youtube it.

I never understood that whole thing with his post count. Maybe the forums considers him sub-forumite.

When in doubt eat the grout.
I mean.. youtube it.
*watchs video* Ohhhhh.... Him....


Really? Or is this a weird joke?

*watchs video* Ohhhhh.... Him....


Really? Or is this a weird joke?

Ask the mystical Ruffino.

It is Chris Crocker. The guy from "Leave Brittney Alone!". You can see his video on You-tube. As for the reason of his "special" status is because he has some lets say "awkward" pictures of some of the mods on here. Having a special N/A post count was just one of his demands. The rest cannot be mentioned on here for decency purposes.

It is Chris Crocker. The guy from "Leave Brittney Alone!". You can see his video on You-tube. As for the reason of his "special" status is because he has some lets say "awkward" pictures of some of the mods on here. Having a special N/A post count was just one of his demands. The rest cannot be mentioned on here for decency purposes.

When i saw that video i thought he was a woman, he did look very female to me. It was confusing when i found out this was wrong. I mean no guy should be able to scream like that.

Even before YouTube, Chris would always come here and talk so much shit about people and that started to get on Kat's final nerve, so she told him that if he wanted attention, he'd better take it somewhere else. So he did, and started to calm down in his posts on here.

And about that whole hidden info and stuff? Yeah, there was this incident with a former mod..

When i saw that video i thought he was a woman, he did look very female to me. It was confusing when i found out this was wrong. I mean no guy should be able to scream like that.

I suppose if everyone would leave Brittney alone we wouldn't have to witness those kind of escapades. ;)

I still say it's Max Barry in disguise.

For reals:

As he was logging in a few years back, the servers went kaput. This caused an error, which did the funneh thing that you see now.

I suppose if everyone would leave Brittney alone we wouldn't have to witness those kind of escapades. ;)

There is also a sort of input device hooked up to a PC called a 'mouse' which enables you to move a 'cursor' around on the screen. Due to two or so buttons on this 'mouse' you are able to click on and interact with things on the screen. Likewise you are able to refrain from doing so.

I don't see anything I don't want to on youtube. ;)

For reals:

As he was logging in a few years back, the servers went kaput. This caused an error, which did the funneh thing that you see now.

So what's the aesop here, then? Don't feed the servers after midnight, or something?

Even before YouTube, Chris would always come here and talk so much shit about people and that started to get on Kat's final nerve, so she told him that if he wanted attention, he'd better take it somewhere else. So he did, and started to calm down in his posts on here.

And about that whole hidden info and stuff? Yeah, there was this incident with a former mod..


QFT

So what's the aesop here, then? Don't feed the servers after midnight, or something?

Mainly, don't get them wet. :p

Fiddlebottoms. Fiddlebottoms.
One word. That's what is up with me, that no one who isn't me seems capable of getting my name right.

Fiddlebottoms. Fiddlebottoms.
One word. That's what is up with me, that no one who isn't me seems capable of getting my name right.

That avoids the question quite handily...:)

Also, your name is too hard.

Fiddlebottoms. Fiddlebottoms.
One word. That's what is up with me, that no one who isn't me seems capable of getting my name right.

Pah. Go whine about it on youtube... *shakes head sadly*

Celebrities...*loud, exasperated, and highly-theatrical sigh*

Fiddlebottoms. Fiddlebottoms.
One word. That's what is up with me, that no one who isn't me seems capable of getting my name right.

You know, I get that all the time...

Rhino...Ryno...

Fiddlebottoms. Fiddlebottoms.
One word. That's what is up with me, that no one who isn't me seems capable of getting my name right.

LEAVE ME ALONE!

Why don't you write it like you say it?

You know, I get that all the time...

Rhino...Ryno...

Speaking of which, am I supposed to be thinking your name as:

A. Ryno D

or

B. Rynod

I just gotta know.

LEAVE ME ALONE!

Why don't you write it like you say it?

ahhhh Chris Crocker has taken over Barringtonia NSG!:eek:
You give him back right now!

Click Stand;13572239']Speaking of which, am I supposed to be thinking your name as:

A. Ryno D

or

B. Rynod

I just gotta know.

I hate you <_<

I don't know what you mean. Maybe your computer is breaking? You should buy a new one.

You are literally the 18th person to create a thread about Fiddletits.

You are literally the 18th person to create a thread about Fiddletits.
You're just jealous because no one cares enough about your stubby, little ... name, to comment on it.

You are literally the 18th person to create a thread about Fiddletits.
But Fiddy's so worth it. He's a riddle wrapped in an enigma encased within a lattice of neuroses and mental illnesses.

Crap in bed, though.

You're just jealous because no one cares enough about your stubby, little ... name, to comment on it.Like I care. My name's straight edge!

Like I care. My name's straight edge!
Pfft, quit overreacting. It's not THAT boring :p

For reals:

As he was logging in a few years back, the servers went kaput. This caused an error, which did the funneh thing that you see now.

So he's like a super hero who got his powers from a lab experiment gone wrong?

Fiddlebottom's is Spider-man!

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm such a big fan of your work!

So he's like a super hero who got his powers from a lab experiment gone wrong?

Fiddlebottom's is Spider-man!

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm such a big fan of your work!

I'm not, Batman FTW

Fiddlebottoms. Fiddlebottoms.
One word. That's what is up with me, that no one who isn't me seems capable of getting my name right.

Yeah, I have the same problem.

Yeah, I have the same problem.

ANOTHER ONE!! AHHHH!!! KILL IT!!!

Actually you two need to fight to the death. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

Yeah, I have the same problem.

You must be Ben Reilly.

ANOTHER ONE!! AHHHH!!! KILL IT!!!

Actually you two need to fight to the death. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!The one you have is a puppet of Ladamesansmerci (cause Ruffy would be too obvious).

The one you have is a puppet of Ladamesansmerci (cause Ruffy would be too obvious).

A Forgery?! DAMMIT! Ladamesansmerci is always one step ahead!

You must be Ben Reilly.

:cool:

A Forgery?! DAMMIT! Ladamesansmerci is always one step ahead!

Yes, us Asians are like that.

No, I think that Ruffy and Fiddlebottoms should fight it out. Ruffy uses the Lighter of Doom, Fiddlebottoms posts on Youtube, and I get to man the popcorn machine.

What I really don't understand is this: there were apparently other users who were "victims" of the glitch, but they let their accounts lapse??

Man, I'd give cash money to have that invisible-no post count thing.

Hmm, I wonder if those accounts can be self-restored :eek:

What I really don't understand is this: there were apparently other users who were "victims" of the glitch, but they let their accounts lapse??

Man, I'd give cash money to have that invisible-no post count thing.

Hmm, I wonder if those accounts can be self-restored :eek:

Since No-Bugs Ho-Bot is just a regular poster, we have hired a real actor to do an annoying translation...

"In the stories passed down from father to son, son to brother, brother to sister's hot friends: there were Others who bore the same mark, but they were swept away by the winds of time.

But I would pay the heaviest price for a mark like the Others.

Perhaps.. there is a way to bring them back!"

Oh, well. They'd probably have some silly names anyway, like they did back then.

RhynoD *snicker* What is that, your favourite brand of inhaler?

*cough* NO! *hack* It's not *wheeze* an inhaler! Asthma *gag* isn't *hack* funny *cough* asshole!

*cough* NO! *hack* It's not *wheeze* an inhaler! Asthma *gag* isn't *hack* funny *cough* asshole!

It is when YOU have it!

It is when YOU have it!

Does that mean your syphilis is funny because YOU have it?

Does that mean your syphilis is funny because YOU have it?

Actually, that one is funny 'cause he got it from yo momma.

Actually, that one is funny 'cause he got it from yo momma.

I got it from your sister.

I got it from your sister.

Wait...then..how did yo momma get it...did you two....:eek:

Wait...then..how did yo momma get it...did you two....:eek:

Nah, she got it from yo daddy.


Who got it from yo momma.


Who got it from me.

Nah, she got it from yo daddy.


Who got it from yo momma.


Who got it from me.

Ah. Just wanted to be clear before I started firing this here shotgun.

Ah. Just wanted to be clear before I started firing this here shotgun.

What, you think I'm from West Virginia or something?

What, you think I'm from West Virginia or something?

I suppose it doesn't matter where you're from, being as I'm the guy with the gun.

I suppose it doesn't matter where you're from, being as I'm the guy with the gun.

Are you not American? I have a feeling you missed the joke.

Are you not American? I have a feeling you missed the joke.

On my honour I'm an American, but yes, I missed the joke.
I'll laugh anyway though. Ha! Heh..

On my honour I'm an American, but yes, I missed the joke.
I'll laugh anyway though. Ha! Heh..

West Virginia, home of 30,000 people and two last names.

West Virginia, home of 30,000 people and two last names.

I figured it would be some stereotypical south joke. Its quality falls below the Mason-Dixon line I'm afraid..

I figured it would be some stereotypical south joke. Its quality falls below the Mason-Dixon line I'm afraid..

West Virginia isn't Southern so much as rural. Up there in the Appalachians, eh?

Also, I forgot to call you on this over in the Fess Up thread:
Chillax. Don't ever use that "word" ever again. No! It is not a word! It is an abomination!

West Virginia isn't Southern so much as rural. Up there in the Appalachians, eh?
I suppose.
Also, I forgot to call you on this over in the Fess Up thread:
Chillax. Don't ever use that "word" ever again. No! It is not a word! It is an abomination!
Chill+Relax= You Know What
First time I've ever used it actually. Must be the sleep deprivation talking. Or my inner ghetto kid.

Chill+Relax= You Know What
First time I've ever used it actually. Must be the sleep deprivation talking. Or my inner ghetto kid.

Yes I know how you make it <_<

There are other words like that. Like ginormous. Ginormous is acceptable. Chilluahgaghawegagiao;gieaj; is not.

It is Chris Crocker. The guy from "Leave Brittney Alone!". You can see his video on You-tube. As for the reason of his "special" status is because he has some lets say "awkward" pictures of some of the mods on here. Having a special N/A post count was just one of his demands. The rest cannot be mentioned on here for decency purposes.

Bullshit, is it really that little girl (sorry I mean boy), as for those "awkward" pictures I remember reading on some other thread that is was only from one former mod. Come on I don't want to look the fool here but as if it is him

You know, I get that all the time...

Rhino...Ryno...

If it's all the same to everyone else, now that I've returned, I think I'll reclaim my title of "Most Misspelled Nation Name".

For reals:

As he was logging in a few years back, the servers went kaput. This caused an error, which did the funneh thing that you see now.

Like my stint as a ghost, as well. :)

If it's all the same to everyone else, now that I've returned, I think I'll reclaim my title of "Most Misspelled Nation Name".

Spell it? I don't think I can even read it!

Sdaeriji, Sdaeriji, Sdaeriji ... easy enough with cut'n'paste ... does it rhyme with "Sadr city"?

The one you have is a puppet of Ladamesansmerci (cause Ruffy would be too obvious).
Wait, what? I heard my name.


Who's my puppet now?


Oh, Ruffy, fess up. You're not Asian.


Unlesss...I think it's Tribes.

What I really don't understand is this: there were apparently other users who were "victims" of the glitch, but they let their accounts lapse??

Man, I'd give cash money to have that invisible-no post count thing.

Hmm, I wonder if those accounts can be self-restored :eek:

'Tis true (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=456734).

If it's all the same to everyone else, now that I've returned, I think I'll reclaim my title of "Most Misspelled Nation Name".

Oh, hey. It's that person. With the name.

If it's all the same to everyone else, now that I've returned, I think I'll reclaim my title of "Most Misspelled Nation Name".

As long as I can keep the title for "Most Often the Other Guy Doesn't Even Try to Spell it"

Thread delivers.

If it's all the same to everyone else, now that I've returned, I think I'll reclaim my title of "Most Misspelled Nation Name".

As long as I can keep the title for "Most Often the Other Guy Doesn't Even Try to Spell it"

... Oh, I am so making a puppet nation now. :P

Tmutarakhan vs Sdaeriji... Hmm...

(Not copied and pasted.)

I wish I came up with a nonsensical name...

Well, it's not too late...

Tmutarakhan vs Sdaeriji... Hmm...

(Not copied and pasted.)

But did you get it right on your first time, without having to check?

Well, I had a typo I had to fix. And I looked at both names immediately beforehand.

Tmutarakhan vs Sdaeriji... Hmm...

(Not copied and pasted.)

Why hello there ;)

Why hello there ;)

I ain't even going to try. I'd never remember how many 'i's and 'j's there were, in what order.

But what does "Gwyljdodnfyglijjijig" mean? (If I blew the spelling, I promise not to edit it!)
I'm sure you will all be amused to know that I often mistype my nation's name on my first attempt to log in, and when I get it right I often blow the password, which is also suitably tricky.

I am, indeed, amused. What does Tmutarakhan mean?

But what does "Gwyljdodnfyglijjijig" mean?

Well, take your pick. 'Gwljdodnfyglijjijip' is either:

(A) An Old Welsh word for "Place where the broad stream winds through the pine stand";

(B) Something I made up by banging on the keyboard repeatedly with my fists.

For all I know it could be both.

I choose B. I don't believe they could pronounce that, even in Wales. Although I admit the possibility that I'm wrong on that last point.

I am, indeed, amused. What does Tmutarakhan mean?
It is a medieval name for Crimea, when it was a principality of the Khazar Empire. The name meaning "lord of the crossing" because they made their money charging heavy tolls for getting from the Black Sea up the Don River (from which you could get to the Varangian Route and points north, or via the Volga and Caspian to the Silk Road east). The crossroads of the world, in its day.

As for Gwyljdodnfylgijjijip, I'm betting on option B.

I choose B. I don't believe they could pronounce that, even in Wales. Although I admit the possibility that I'm wrong on that last point.
well, you never know what great works the human tongue can accomplish....?


It is a medieval name for Crimea, when it was a principality of the Khazar Empire. Words.

.... that was too "smart" for me. :(

I wonder if anyone knows how to pronounce the ' - ' in my name.

.... that was too "smart" for me. :(
If it makes you feel better, I use it because I saw it when I was a little kid, in a book of historical maps we had, and always thought the name was funny. I didn't know anything about the principality except where it used to be (and how the name was spelled, which did stick me with all these years) until I made it my name on NS, and then had to go look it up (thank you Wiki).

I wonder if anyone knows how to pronounce the ' - ' in my name.

Yes. I assume you do?

I win the unpronounceable name contest.

I win the unpronounceable name contest.

But of course. To speak it, we would have to have tongues that followed Riemannian geometry.

Yes. I assume you do?

Witty indeed.. but you may be aware of what happens to those that assume.

I win the unpronounceable name contest.

Oh come on, everyone worth their salt should be able to pronounce "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." It's not that hard, you just require severely blocked nostrils and a good deal of phlegm.

Sure, the cults would like you to think it's unpronounceable, but then they are the Unaussprechlichen Kulten after all....

Witty indeed.. but you may be aware of what happens to those that assume.

So are you saying you don't? I planned for that possibility, as well...

Fiddlebottoms. Fiddlebottoms.
One word. That's what is up with me, that no one who isn't me seems capable of getting my name right.
Fiddles my dearest love child, let us romp about the forum like it 'twas 2004.

Wait, what? I heard my name.


Who's my puppet now?


Oh, Ruffy, fess up. You're not Asian.


Unlesss...I think it's Tribes.We've all got a little Ruffy in is. Or hanging off of us.
>.>
<.<

We've all got a little Ruffy in is. Or hanging off of us.
>.>
<.<

I have mine strung as a necklace :)

Bullshit, is it really that little girl (sorry I mean boy), as for those "awkward" pictures I remember reading on some other thread that is was only from one former mod. Come on I don't want to look the fool here but as if it is him

How many times do I have to say it? He is Chris Crocker. Ruffy has proof.

Wait, what? I heard my name.


Who's my puppet now?


Oh, Ruffy, fess up. You're not Asian.


Unlesss...I think it's Tribes.LIAR!

I have mine strung as a necklace :)
:eek:
Does he ... vibrate?

:eek:
Does he ... vibrate?

only when excited.

Post #14 has the correct explanation, even if it does misspell "funny";
For reals:

As he was logging in a few years back, the servers went kaput. This caused an error, which did the funneh thing that you see now.

For more information, you can check out this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=456734) thread, where you will find that the reason you don't see many other people with this affliction is that we discourage posting with afflicted accounts.

Now, since the rest of the thread is spam, I'm going to lock this thread.

~ Tsar the Mod.