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50 Cent II: Blood on the Sand (http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3167114), the sequel to the most suck-tastic game of 2005. It's gotten a sequel due to the fact that although the first game sucked, it sold like crazy.

And here's the plot of the game (http://ps3.ign.com/articles/862/862392p1.html).

50 and G-Unit are putting on a sold-out performance somewhere in a fictional Middle Eastern setting. This is where the 'blood on the sand' comes in. They put on the performance; the people are pleased, but the concert promoter stiffs them and doesn't give 50 and G-Unit their payment.

So, of course, 50 isn't going to leave until he gets paid, so he hassles the concert promoter, [saying] if he doesn't come up with the money now, there will be consequences. And instead, the promoter offers him a very valuable gift – something that's valuable to this particular country – a diamond encrusted skull.

So 50 gets the skull, and as he's about to leave this war-torn country, when they're ambushed and the skull is taken. They escape the ambush, but they're without the skull. So 50's motivated to get what belongs to him. So basically, throughout the game, he's trying to track these people down and find out who they are and why he was ambushed.

You then proceed to kill Arabs and get back your bling-bling.

*laughs* Oh god, this game is going to suck, but what sucks more is because "50 Cent and G-Unit" are in it, alot of idiots are going to buy it so that they can masturbate to 50 cent and G-Unit. Most of them will be middle class Suburban kids too.

Wow. I'm not sure there are words to express how sucky this sounds. Clusterfucktastrophe, maybe?

Another Arab slaughter game. Count me in.

I just wish they would make a game where you could slaughter Jews.

And now Im depressed. Thanks. :p

Where do these idiots come from?

Another Arab slaughter game. Count me in.

I just wish they would make a game where you could slaughter Jews.

But Jews Control Hollywood and all forms of Media, so that's never going to happen! :p

Yep...and thats how consoles died, not in sales, but in gamers...Least the good ol' PC is still nice and quality driven...mostly...lol...

Yep...and thats how consoles died, not in sales, but in gamers...Least the good ol' PC is still nice and quality driven...mostly...lol...

yeah, PCs have World War II game 54124912, Yet Another MMORPG ...

Actually, I like both consoles and PCs, but there really need to be some more interesting looking games. Trouble is, the budgets are so high because of the high-spec expectations and it's all planned by marketers now.

Yep...and thats how consoles died, not in sales, but in gamers...Least the good ol' PC is still nice and quality driven...mostly...lol...

and in PC, users can edit the context of most games.

Another Arab slaughter game. Count me in.

I just wish they would make a game where you could slaughter Jews.

There's this one (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KZ_Manager)...banned in Germany

There's this one (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KZ_Manager)...banned in GermanyNow that is more like it.

Don't forget Ethnic Cleansing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_Cleansing_%28computer_game%29)

You get to kill blacks, Latinos, and Jews! It's the Grand Slam of racism.

Just hearing about this game gives me cancer.

You know, if the main characters were white people, the only place you could get it would be white supremacist websites. And by that I mean, I'm pretty sure it had already been done, but without the "50 Cent goes gangster" overlay.

Now that is more like it.

Don't forget Ethnic Cleansing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_Cleansing_%28computer_game%29)

You get to kill blacks, Latinos, and Jews! It's the Grand Slam of racism.

You can also try Left Behind: Eternal Forces (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind:_Eternal_Forces)

The only appropriate revenge for this sham is to have Uwe Boll direct the movie version.

The only appropriate revenge for this sham is to have Uwe Boll direct the movie version.

:eek:

OH DEAR GOD!! NO!!

i clicked on this thread because i was going to turn to my son and ask him what the REAL worst game ever is.

then i read the description.

Just hearing about this game gives me cancer.

You know, if the main characters were white people, the only place you could get it would be white supremacist websites. And by that I mean, I'm pretty sure it had already been done, but without the "50 Cent goes gangster" overlay.

It's the kind of "game" you almost expect certain members of NSG to buy.

I simply...must rent this game, if only for the reason that I am totally going to bring my friends around so we can laugh and laugh at this ridiculous piece of shovelware. Bite me, developers :upyours:

No, you're thinking of Spore, which is going to be terrible.

No, you're thinking of Spore, which is going to be terrible.

Spore looks cool...I like playing god.

You can also try Left Behind: Eternal Forces (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind:_Eternal_Forces)

Holy smokes! Jack Thompson condemned that game!



...at least he's not a hypocrite, even if he favors censorship.

No, it's not going to be the worst game ever. It will probably have actual gameplay of some kind, even if it's bad, and you can probably go between different levels and at some point be treated to an ending. That alone makes it a lot better than the absolute worst there is.

But it's a good thing we superior PC users won't have to put up with crap like this, and can play quality titles such as Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html

No. It won't be the worst game ever. That game already came out, it was called "Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon". *washes mouth out with soap*

But it's a good thing we superior PC users won't have to put up with crap like this, and can play quality titles such as Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html

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Spore looks cool...I like playing god.
Nope, it's going to be dull.

No. It won't be the worst game ever. That game already came out, it was called "Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon". *washes mouth out with soap*

Big Rigs was worse. I think. I don't actually know much about Wand of Gamelon.

Big Rigs was worse. I think. I don't actually know much about Wand of Gamelon.
It depends if you're a LOZ fan or not. If you are, this game basicly butchered every character in the LOZ universe, and made them into horrible creatures. The voice acting was horrid! Also, gameplay sucked.

This made me cry. I'm serious, it did. I also felt like throwing up.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9mHw5g55oC4

50 Cent II: Blood on the Sand (http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3167114), the sequel to the most suck-tastic game of 2005. It's gotten a sequel due to the fact that although the first game sucked, it sold like crazy.

And here's the plot of the game (http://ps3.ign.com/articles/862/862392p1.html).



You then proceed to kill Arabs and get back your bling-bling.

I'm sticking to Guitar Hero and that Super Mario with the Rainbow Highway...

I'm waiting for the Notorious B.I.G eating contest game. That would rock!

I've an idea: Instead of releasing these crap vid games, why don't we just dump 50 cent and G-Unit somewhere in Iraq and let them show us how tough they really are. Reality TV at it's best!

E.T. motherfuckers.

If the guns make 'blinging' sounds such as 'BLING! BLING!' when fired, I might give it a try.

Though I'm really too hardcore of a pimp for this nonsense.

50 Cent II: Blood on the Sand (http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3167114), the sequel to the most suck-tastic game of 2005. It's gotten a sequel due to the fact that although the first game sucked, it sold like crazy.

And here's the plot of the game (http://ps3.ign.com/articles/862/862392p1.html).



You then proceed to kill Arabs and get back your bling-bling.

It's a step up from Custer's Revenge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer%27s_Revenge), but not by too much to hear tell. I'd still say that Big Rigs is better than that monstrosity, because lack of gameplay sucks, but it isn't vile.

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You Are Winner?

I'm waiting for the Notorious B.I.G eating contest game. That would rock!

I've an idea: Instead of releasing these crap vid games, why don't we just dump 50 cent and G-Unit somewhere in Iraq and let them show us how tough they really are. Reality TV at it's best!

I am Wilgrove and I support this idea, but I would like to expand it to all "rappers".

Nothing will ever be worse than ET.

But the game did destroy Atari and help advance the video game systems overall.

I bet it won't be as sucky as Clay Fighters was. *shivers*

This thread needs a poll, btw.

Why, oh why would anyone put up money to produce this game?!

Who here grew up in the era of FMV games in the early to mid 90s?

Big Rigs was worse. I think. I don't actually know much about Wand of Gamelon.

I actually HAVE Big Rigs, and I gotta say, it's disqualified because of a lack of gameplay. Gameplay NON-EXISTENT.

We took the time; we invested in some really good tech, some really good writers and we created some really compelling gameplay that will definitely deliver the ultimate 50 Cent experience.


can't wait.

The graphics don't look that bad I think, it's been a while since I played a shooter so I don't know what's the standard. The story (and stuff the characters say) will probably be pretty funny, humor is always a good thing.
I don't think it will be the worst game ever, just really unoriginal.

You Are Winner?
You Are Not? :(

*cough*excuse to shoot arabs*cough*

You Are Winner?

The winning screen from Big Rigs.

Family Guy's Stewie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfjif1dSJsA) summed up my views on 50 Cent far more eloquently than I ever could.

50 Cent II: Blood on the Sand (http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3167114), the sequel to the most suck-tastic game of 2005. It's gotten a sequel due to the fact that although the first game sucked, it sold like crazy.

And here's the plot of the game (http://ps3.ign.com/articles/862/862392p1.html).



You then proceed to kill Arabs and get back your bling-bling.

Oh no. Oh noooooo.


That's appalling!