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http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/29/science/29collider.html?_r=2&hp&oref=slogin&oref=slogin

don't worry, they're ready (http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20080330)

though why a european company would care about an american court's ruling in the first place is beyond me.

don't worry, they're ready (http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20080330)


Some people in Russia have taken preparations too. (http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSL1568900820071115?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews)

I'm still reading it as the hardon collider. hehe.

I don't know if that article does, but the one I read revealed that the guy saying its going to end the world has little scientific qualification (unsurprisingly).

I hope they don't destroy the Earth.

It's where I keep all my stuff.

I think someone else already posted this, but it's still rediculous. Even if the court rules the project is dangerous, CERN is based in Switzerland/France, well outside of a Hawaii court domain. Of course, this is America, so they'll probably win.

but i thought kentucky did control the world...... (http://www.wtvq.com/content/midatlantic/tvq/video.apx.-content-articles-TVQ-2008-03-05-0011.html)

but i thought kentucky did control the world...... (http://www.wtvq.com/content/midatlantic/tvq/video.apx.-content-articles-TVQ-2008-03-05-0011.html)

Nope, Spain (http://soledadpenades.com/2005/08/20/spain-owns-half-of-london/) pwns the world!! Better yet, it pwns Englad.:D

Okay, let's get this straight:

CERN will NOT, I repeat, NOT end the world. These black holes will be far too small to actually do anything.

My reasoning in this conclusion: THEY'VE ALREADY MADE THEM IN OTHER COLLIDERS!

Now ending a potentially life threatening rant.

Nope, Spain (http://soledadpenades.com/2005/08/20/spain-owns-half-of-london/) pwns the world!! Better yet, it pwns Englad.:D

hmmmm. Well i never liked London anyway.
Spain eh, that reminds me of a certain naval battle where the Spanish Armada was crushed by Lord Nelson, hehe, yeahh not a very good comeback really.:)
oh and it's England not Englad.

Actually, it wouldn't suprise me if it ends up happening like this. (http://xkcd.com/401/)

hmmmm. Well i never liked London anyway.
Spain eh, that reminds me of a certain naval battle where the Spanish Armada was crushed by Lord Nelson, hehe, yeahh not a very good comeback really.:)
oh and it's England not Englad.

Fe de errata:
It's England.:)

Meh... I pwn you, MHiJ.:D

Fe de errata:
It's England.:)

Meh... I pwn you, MHiJ.:D

But if i don't exist you can't pwn me, so there. no wait that wasn't what i meant to say.
Besides the world is going to end soon so i mean really, what's the point of pwning anything?

But if i don't exist you can't pwn me, so there. no wait that wasn't what i meant to say.
Besides the world is going to end soon so i mean really, what's the point of pwning anything?

The pleasure of pwning the Mad Hatter. Now, get thee inside the tea-pot!!:D

Huzzah the end is near!!

The pleasure of pwning the Mad Hatter. Now, get thee inside the tea-pot!!:D
Mr Flibbles is not happy without sugar, Mr Flibbles demands sugar.

ohhh tea, i like tea, gimmie some sugar honey....i'm sorry that joke is really bad, it leaves a bad taste in the mouth once uttered. still i think sugar makes the world a sweeter place to live, unlike those pretentious sweeteners they taste horrible and they are so...so fake, arg.

Mr Flibbles is not happy without sugar, Mr Flibbles demands sugar.

ohhh tea, i like tea, gimmie some sugar honey....i'm sorry that joke is really bad, it leaves a bad taste in the mouth once uttered. still i think sugar makes the world a sweeter place to live, unlike those pretentious sweeteners they taste horrible and they are so...so fake, arg.

Em... ok, whatever you say.;)

Em... ok, whatever you say.;)

I think this song covers this thread nicely.
REM, end of the world as we know it. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cGqroT1FZ5Y)
You better not use sweeteners, they put sugar planters out of business, that means sweeteners are baaaad.

I liked the part on the end of the article about the collider potentially creating dragons. Here's hoping...

I think this song covers this thread nicely.
REM, end of the world as we know it. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cGqroT1FZ5Y)
You better not use sweeteners, they put sugar planters out of business, that means sweeteners are baaaad.

But... but... but... I like Splenda!!:(

But... but... but... I like Splenda!!:(

TRAITOR!
first you take the sweeteners then it's the coffee's at Starbucks, then it's buying AK47's then before you know it, you're loading bullets all over shopping malls and then, the sweetener companies take over the world, their world is a fake.
*burns sweetener*

Actually, it wouldn't suprise me if it ends up happening like this. (http://xkcd.com/401/)

That's possible. The LHC may be the Michelson-Morley experiment of the 21st century, just much, much more expensive.

TRAITOR!
first you take the sweeteners then it's the coffee's at Starbucks, then it's buying AK47's then before you know it, you're loading bullets all over shopping malls and then, the sweetener companies take over the world, their world is a fake.
*burns sweetener*

*sobs*

*sobs*

what?
I only mentioned no sweeteners, normal sugar is okay. Or even no sugar is okay.
You know you will have to die if you eat sweeteners, but don't worry everybody dies at some point. atone for your sins, and eat a fish! er i don't know why it should be a fish, but it seems to be the biblical thing to do so i guess it sort of fits in with the sin of the sweetener.
and stop that sobbing, you're makin me feel sad.

I have a fucking black eye,

I have a fucking black eye,

what from? or a better question, why?

what from? or a better question, why?

What from: Got punched in the face
Why: Some drunk gobshite who has some bizarre reason I can't quite remember.

lol I posted this in the wrong thread. Thought this was the whining thread.

What from: Got punched in the face
Why: Some drunk gobshite who has some bizarre reason I can't quite remember.

damn, i suppose i'm lucky to not have that happen to me yet.
have a speedy recovery.
Was it in a public bar or a private drinking thing?
I know a flatmate who got beaten up while drunk, he hates it because he can't remember properly what happened. It really sucks.

lol I posted this in the wrong thread. Thought this was the whining thread.

every thread is whining thread, they just whine about different things.

I know a flatmate who got beaten up while drunk, he hates it because he can't remember properly what happened. It really sucks.

Same thing basically happened to me, except it was just a punch.