NationStates Jolt Archive

So who's been writing insulting shit about NS on ED and advising Anonymous on how to troll the forums. I'm not going to link the the page (banned from linking to this website on NSG), but I'll give you some examples:

Nationstates is a lame online game in which over 9000 would-be dictators (and, frequently, would-be dick tasters) make their own little pretend countries and discuss politics. Then they get banned and cry about it on other websites, even if nobody gives a shit. At least they're not furries. Not anymore, lol (c.f. Hataria, Free Furry Islands, Far Echo Islands, Kitsuneville, Cazelia and Lyncanthropia).

Nationstates was actually created to advertise a book by unfunny Aussie Max Barry (who is bald to assist in unbirthing) called Jennifer Government, but nobody cares about that, mainly because it fucking sucks. Anyway, why read a book when you could be imaginary-raping imaginary peasants in your imagination?

It's run by Commies (confirmed by players) and at least one furfag (obvious). Anyone expressing a right-wing political bias is either banned or sent to work in Siberian uranium mines (confirmed). They also ban pirates, people pretending to be pirates, anybody who makes a joke, anybody who posts a smiley, and anybody who the moderators randomly decide should die. This causes much crying from the losers that use the site. However, they seem to tolerate fascists, Nazis, child molesters, pedophiles, and retards very well. It is advised to not argue with these people as Godwin's law usually applies itself around post three. Alternatively, if it doesn't, the conversation devolves into incoherent babble which will then make your throat want to strangle itself. Sometimes this involves cheesecake, which is delicious, but most often it does not.

How to Troll Nationstates
If you want to make a nuisance of yourself in this game, just follow these simple step-by-step instructions.

Create a nation.
Get UN status.
Go to a region and become the UN Delegate. (If you are in a founderless region, this next step is much easier)
With your power as UN Delegate, eject and ban everyone from the region simultaneously.
If you do this late at night, it will be at least a day before anyone notices. Even if someone notices, no one will actually do anything. Seriously. Nothing.

Alternatively, post a thread on General saying you support anything. It doesn't matter what—but generally, conservative bias achieves moar lulz. Edit: Be sure to stick around and pretend to argue for whatever position your thread is supporting/condemning/whatever. This way it will take them longer to realize that you are a troll. If possible, start a huge new argument over some technicality in someone's post. This will have them going for hours and will make your trolling most lulzy. However, no troll is ever as good as Jesussaves.

Alternatively alternatively, post something mean about the faggot known as "Fass" (also known as Fassigen and Fassitude). This will cause an uproar on the forum, with about half leaping to this forum celebrity's defense and the other half agreeing with whatever terrible things you are saying about him. Can be highly entertaining if you're plagued by boredom.

Edit: It's important to note that if you are surprised at how obnoxious the article is, that is supposed to be the point in writing ED articles, you're supposed to be overly obtuse and flippant. t wasn't designed for information but humour.

However, no troll is ever as good as Jesussaves.

Ah-ha!

Ah-ha!

But that was DrunkCommiesDeleted, I seriously doubt he would write something like that.

its pretty true if you ignore the childish insults.

fuck them, and what site ED?

its pretty true if you ignore the childish insults.

Agreed.

I LOL'ed at this.

Anyway, why read a book when you could be imaginary-raping imaginary peasants in your imagination?

I'm on the expressway to Hell, I know.

I may as well quote the whole thing:

Nationstates
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to: navigation, search

Every single Nationstates user (with free outfit).Nationstates is a lame online game in which over 9000 would-be dictators (and, frequently, would-be dick tasters) make their own little pretend countries and discuss politics. Then they get banned and cry about it on other websites, even if nobody gives a shit. At least they're not furries. Not anymore, lol (c.f. Hataria, Free Furry Islands, Far Echo Islands, Kitsuneville, Cazelia and Lyncanthropia).

Nationstates was actually created to advertise a book by unfunny Aussie Max Barry (who is bald to assist in unbirthing) called Jennifer Government, but nobody cares about that, mainly because it fucking sucks. Anyway, why read a book when you could be imaginary-raping imaginary peasants in your imagination?

It's run by Commies (confirmed by players) and at least one furfag (obvious). Anyone expressing a right-wing political bias is either banned or sent to work in Siberian uranium mines (confirmed). They also ban pirates, people pretending to be pirates, anybody who makes a joke, anybody who posts a smiley, and anybody who the moderators randomly decide should die. This causes much crying from the losers that use the site. However, they seem to tolerate fascists, Nazis, child molesters, pedophiles, and retards very well. It is advised to not argue with these people as Godwin's law usually applies itself around post three. Alternatively, if it doesn't, the conversation devolves into incoherent babble which will then make your throat want to strangle itself. Sometimes this involves cheesecake, which is delicious, but most often it does not.




Contents [hide]
1 The crappy RP Forums
2 The even worse non-RP Forums
3 other crap
4 How to Troll Nationstates
5 See Also
6 Link


[edit] The crappy RP Forums
Two forums, "International Incidents," and the creatively named "Nationstates" forum, are devoted to roleplay. The writing on the former consists mostly of basement-dwellers waving their kilometer long, multi-turreted, rail-gun-armed, armored steel dicks (compensation for their RL inadequacies) at each other. Posts that involve characters that are not said metal phallic substitutes are pure shit, usually consisting of two barely coherent sentences or less. Most of the time, attempts at war RP's devolve into whiny arguments about "god-modding" involving lots of pseudo-physics and flaming. Sometimes one of the fags involved is amusingly hit with the banhammer for being a tard, which the victim will sometimes come back under a different name and complain about.

The latter forum ("Nationstates") claims to be more "character-based" and "story-based." This really just means that it consists of long posts which are merely thinly veiled softcore written smut, some of which is perilously close to furfagdom, and the rest of which is either LOTR ripoffs (woooo! elves in space!), or Underworld ripoffs (mostly written by Assington, The Golden Simatar and other snobs) or both (written by Tarlachia, Callisdrun, a girly-man pervert who likes menstrual blood and should be skull fucked).

These RPing circle jerks have spawned several smaller spin-off forums consisting of members who were too emo for nationstates and sad because of their insignificance. The best of these is Sovereign Kingdoms, due to the fact that the guy who runs it (as well as making over 90% of the site's posts) is a Christian fundamentalist who isn't afraid to share his opinions on niggers, jews and government. Other spin-offs include Daily Escape, Global Progress, Nations Online and World at Play. These all suck even more than Nationstates, however, due to the fact that their members are teenage fucktards who can't go a week without fucking up their own site for entertainment because their posts suck so much. The usual instigator of this is Josh Latimer, a pathetic drop-out and self proclaimed libertarian ass burger who lives in his mom's basement, and pouts if anyone calls him on either his short attention span or his habit of fucking up.




[edit] The even worse non-RP Forums
Other forums include "Gameplay," where idiots come to ask how to change their flag, their region, their motto, or any of a variety of stupid questions that their down syndrome asses can't figure out themselves, "United Nations," where nsfags go to take themselves too seriously as if their proposals actually mattered and weren't just hours of wasted time, "Moderation," where people go to whine about getting flamed or banned, an activity that causes much laughing among the mods, and "General."

This last is filled with pseudo-intellectuals, commies, wine-sipping socialistas, creationists, evolutionists who hate the creationists, volvo-driving liberals, bush-fellating conservatives, anarchists, libertarians (most of which claim they have Asperger's Syndrome), niggers, camwhores, objectivists, fags, morons who hold every kind of dumbass political ideology ever invented, old farts and all other manner of annoying people who should not be on the internet. Apparently half the forum has some form of autism or other mental disorder. Memes from 4chan often appear in watered down form on NSG years later. The moderators basically keep anything from getting too fun, chiefly by banning anyone who pwns another poster too massively. The entire forum suffers from unwarranted self importance and consists almost entirely of attention whores. It gets boring after about a day because in the history of the forum there has never been an original thread (except for the one Der Fuhrer Dyszel titled "If I had a Penis," which the mods ruined by changing the title to "If I was a man," which demonstrated how the mods are anti-fun, as the thread was not about DFD waking up as a man, but as a dick-girl) since the creation of the site.




[edit] other crap
Things that are Banned from NSG Include, but are not limited to: Goatse, Tubgirl, lemonparty, hai2u, 2girls1cup, porn, God Hates Fags, Swastikas (in nation flags), 4chan, thread titles that aren't bland,Encyclopedia Dramatica, Something Awful and fun.

Nationstates and its users are so gay, that after coming into contact with them, you won't be able to resist looking at wang. The only good things about Nationstates is that it has been infiltrated by Anonymous and also hates Scientology.




[edit] How to Troll Nationstates
If you want to make a nuisance of yourself in this game, just follow these simple step-by-step instructions.

Create a nation.
Get UN status.
Go to a region and become the UN Delegate. (If you are in a founderless region, this next step is much easier)
With your power as UN Delegate, eject and ban everyone from the region simultaneously.
If you do this late at night, it will be at least a day before anyone notices. Even if someone notices, no one will actually do anything. Seriously. Nothing.

Alternatively, post a thread on General saying you support anything. It doesn't matter what—but generally, conservative bias achieves moar lulz. Edit: Be sure to stick around and pretend to argue for whatever position your thread is supporting/condemning/whatever. This way it will take them longer to realize that you are a troll. If possible, start a huge new argument over some technicality in someone's post. This will have them going for hours and will make your trolling most lulzy. However, no troll is ever as good as Jesussaves.

Alternatively alternatively, post something mean about the faggot known as "Fass" (also known as Fassigen and Fassitude). This will cause an uproar on the forum, with about half leaping to this forum celebrity's defense and the other half agreeing with whatever terrible things you are saying about him. Can be highly entertaining if you're plagued by boredom.

[edit] See Also
Cyber nations
Shit
Roleplay

Obviously, some troll who didn't like the footprint on his or her buttocks.

sounds accurate to me

Wow. Though occassionally entertained by ED, its rather prone to picking up buzzwords and running with them in the vain hope that it makes them l33t. This in turn has led to great delusions of l33tness allround. Sad, in an amusing 'mock the stupid' way.

Sounds like someone got b&ed from NS and /b/ in the same day.

no wonder it is crying on ED.

If you find the word 'penis' fun, it entitles you to be on the internet. :confused:

I've been to that site... I wish I never knew what a tubgirl was *shudder*

Looks like some small child who shouldn't be using the computer unsupervised.

Here's a hint. Don't investigate the other images it mentions as banned either, if you're not already jaded and largely immune.

Sounds like someone got b&ed from NS and /b/ in the same day.

no wonder it is crying on ED.

which makes him THIS guy


Nationstates is a lame online game in which over 9000 would-be dictators (and, frequently, would-be dick tasters) make their own little pretend countries and discuss politics. Then they get banned and cry about it on other websites, even if nobody gives a shit. At least they're not furries. Not anymore, lol (c.f. Hataria, Free Furry Islands, Far Echo Islands, Kitsuneville, Cazelia and Lyncanthropia).

Here's a hint. Don't investigate the other images it mentions as banned either, if you're not already jaded and largely immune.

No, no, this was before. An Hero is by far the worst.:(

Bunch of heartless, dissaffected assholes.

Here's a hint. Don't investigate the other images it mentions as banned either, if you're not already jaded and largely immune.

Looks like it's safe for me then!

*goes in and explores*

Nationstates and its users are so gay, that after coming into contact with them, you won't be able to resist looking at wang.

I think there's more to this story than a simple banished troll being bitter. I think this is a story about a young man whose sex life was irrevocably changed by this site - a change he was neither prepared for nor wanted, but which, when it at last occurred, could no longer be ignored.

One young man. One website. Endless wang.

They're right about the take themselves seriously thing and maybe also the aspergers thing.

I think there's more to this story than a simple banished troll being bitter. I think this is a story about a young man whose sex life was irrevocably changed by this site - a change he was neither prepared for nor wanted, but which, when it at last occurred, could no longer be ignored.

One young man. One website. Endless wang.

Sounds like an emmy award movie in the making.

He insulted NSG!! Let's get him!!

*grabs torch and pitchfork*

These two guys contributed:

Rewrite is good, thx. The book it's based on is actually quite good, as well. --badlydrawnjeff 17:53, 7 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Good work. My original article sucked. Mexican_Pirate

I think.

Oh wait, it was these guys

(cur) (last) 06:53, 13 February 2008 Sars (Talk | Contribs) (9,498 bytes)
(cur) (last) 01:20, 13 February 2008 Sars (Talk | Contribs) (7,403 bytes)
(cur) (last) 04:42, 2 February 2008 Blast (Talk | Contribs) (2,643 bytes) (almost forgot the biggest furfag of them all)
(cur) (last) 04:41, 2 February 2008 Blast (Talk | Contribs) (2,634 bytes) (mod)
(cur) (last) 05:36, 21 August 2007 Darkness1 (Talk | Contribs) m (2,160 bytes)
(cur) (last) 07:01, 14 July 2007 Snaige (Talk | Contribs) m (2,156 bytes)
(cur) (last) 01:39, 31 March 2007 Blargh (Talk | Contribs) m (→How to Troll Nationstates)
(cur) (last) 12:37, 14 November 2006 Abort, retry, fail (Talk | Contribs) m (see also)
(cur) (last) 22:34, 18 October 2006 Twitchel (Talk | Contribs)
(cur) (last) 22:33, 18 October 2006 Twitchel (Talk | Contribs)
(cur) (last) 22:33, 18 October 2006 Twitchel (Talk | Contribs)
(cur) (last) 22:19, 3 August 2006 Google news sucka (Talk | Contribs)
(cur) (last) 06:58, 18 June 2006 Sheneequa (Talk | Contribs) (link)
(cur) (last) 17:52, 7 October 2005 Badlydrawnjeff (Talk | Contribs) m
(cur) (last) 15:26, 7 October 2005 Mister Six (Talk | Contribs) m (Shit, forgot Cat)
(cur) (last) 15:24, 7 October 2005 Mister Six (Talk | Contribs) (Re-write. Not massively better, but at least it's shorter. And pic!)
(cur) (last) 09:02, 25 September 2005 Prickly (Talk | Contribs)
(cur) (last) 04:30, 25 September 2005 Badlydrawnjeff (Talk | Contribs) (necessary article, but way tl;dr)
(cur) (last) 04:07, 25 September 2005 Carmine eye (Talk | Contribs)
(cur) (last) 04:05, 25 September 2005 Carmine eye (Talk | Contribs)
(cur) (last) 03:59, 25 September 2005 Mexican Pirate (Talk | Contribs)
(cur) (last) 03:58, 25 September 2005 Mexican Pirate (Talk | Contribs) (Site ruled with an iron fist by evil moderators.)

So quite a few wrote this.

I can't believe they never even mentioned me. :(

I can't believe they never even mentioned me. :(

Consider yourself lucky, the only reason anyone is mentioned on that site is normally because they are hated or to be ridiculed.

The part about Fass was funny.

I think there's more to this story than a simple banished troll being bitter. I think this is a story about a young man whose sex life was irrevocably changed by this site - a change he was neither prepared for nor wanted, but which, when it at last occurred, could no longer be ignored.

One young man. One website. Endless wang.

Think of the titties! Won't someone PLEASE think of the titties!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/thinkofthekitties.jpg
Oh, wait....

haha, i like the later sept 2005 version

"The easiest way to get banned on Nationstates is by having a diverging point of view, particularly a right-wing point of view. Nazis, jingoistic rednecks, conservatives, and even some authoritarian centrists usually last no more than a day. This is odd, as the moderators are uber-conservative themselves."

Oh, my god! That article is so funny!! :D :D Are we sure this wasn't really created to promote NS? I know I'd check it out based on this description. :D

Alternatively, the description of me (pulled out of context by bold type) below is so accurate, that the real author obviously must be my stalker (one of them, anyway):
Nationstates
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to: navigation, search

<snip>
... and "General."

This last is filled with pseudo-intellectuals, commies, wine-sipping socialistas, creationists, evolutionists who hate the creationists, volvo-driving liberals, bush-fellating conservatives, anarchists, libertarians (most of which claim they have Asperger's Syndrome [just ask my crazy aunt --M]), niggers, camwhores, objectivists, fags, morons who hold every kind of dumbass political ideology ever invented, old farts and all other manner of annoying people who should not be on the internet. Apparently half the forum has some form of autism or other mental disorder. Memes from 4chan often appear in watered down form on NSG years later. The moderators basically keep anything from getting too fun, chiefly by banning anyone who pwns another poster too massively. The entire forum suffers from unwarranted self importance and consists almost entirely of attention whores. It gets boring after about a day because in the history of the forum there has never been an original thread (except for the one Der Fuhrer Dyszel titled "If I had a Penis," which the mods ruined by changing the title to "If I was a man," which demonstrated how the mods are anti-fun, as the thread was not about DFD waking up as a man, but as a dick-girl) since the creation of the site.

<snip>
If so, then don't worry about it. He's just feeling pissy because I keep ignoring him. :)

Oh, my god! That article is so funny!! :D :D Are we sure this wasn't really created to promote NS? I know I'd check it out based on this description. :D

Alternatively, the description of me (pulled out of context by bold type) below is so accurate, that the real author obviously must be my stalker (one of them, anyway):

If so, then don't worry about it. He's just feeling pissy because I keep ignoring him. :)

Well 14 people wrote this, so you may have up to 14 stalkers. :eek:

But now we have internets fame.

Well 14 people wrote this, so you may have up to 14 stalkers. :eek:
Only 14? Lazy bastards!! They need to shift their worthless obsessed asses and evangelize, dammit! How the hell am I supposed to become a god at this rate? Jesus didn't stop at the 12, you know. He sent them out to WORK, not sit on their butts, believing. ;)

So who's been writing insulting shit about NS on ED and advising Anonymous on how to troll the forums. I'm not going to link the the page (banned from linking to this website on NSG), but I'll give you some examples:





Edit: It's important to note that if you are surprised at how obnoxious the article is, that is supposed to be the point in writing ED articles, you're supposed to be overly obtuse and flippant. t wasn't designed for information but humour.

Is it me, or is the similarity in initials between Encyclopedia Dramatica and Erectile Dysfunction almost perfectly apt?

Is it me, or is the similarity in initials between Encyclopedia Dramatica and Erectile Dysfunction almost perfectly apt?

Heh, didn't notice that.

Wait, people give a shit about ED?

Good work. My original article sucked. Mexican_Pirate[/I]

I think.

Wow, I actually know a Mexican_Pirate from another forum. No it's not a /b/ forum.

Wait, people give a shit about ED?

lol My thoughts exactly.

Then again, I shouldn't laugh... I've been guilty of doing stuff on such sites (Uncyclopedia). All that wasted time... :(

Okay, Okay, what do I get if I admit I did this? :p

Is it me, or is the similarity in initials between Encyclopedia Dramatica and Erectile Dysfunction almost perfectly apt?

:D

At least we know it wasn't any NSG regular - the guy knows way too much about the other forums. :p

:D

:D Backatcha, sweetness.

lol My thoughts exactly.

Then again, I shouldn't laugh... I've been guilty of doing stuff on such sites (Uncyclopedia). All that wasted time... :(

Hey Uncyclopedia is awesome.

Hey Uncyclopedia is awesome.

It is, isn't it? :D

So some little no-name troll had a hissy fit. Big deal. That's the effect of being totally anonymous on the 'net. Opens the door to total assholery with zero repercussions. At this point I refer to to Exhibit A.

Exhibit A

http://www.weaselhut.net/20040319h.jpg

Here's a hint. Don't investigate the other images it mentions as banned either, if you're not already jaded and largely immune.

It might be better to let them just get over with in the one go....

I consciously avoid all shock images except goatse, which I have seen so often that my current reaction is "Hey remember when that one guy on that one forum had goatse as his avatar? That was funny."

Wait, are we going to be targeted by Anonymous? It'll be civil war in the Internet!

If you guys can find him, then the Generalite Mafia will... take care of him.

Wow, I actually know a Mexican_Pirate from another forum. No it's not a /b/ forum.

Is it the one with his own urbandictionary entry (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mexican_Pirate)?

Wait, are we going to be targeted by Anonymous? It'll be civil war in the Internet!

If Anonymous was targetting NSG, we'd know by now.
Trust me :P

This isn't surprising; ED hates pretty much everything.

This isn't surprising; ED hates pretty much everything.

QFT

IMO, Uncyclopedia is much, much better. Namely because I contribute there.

If Anonymous was targetting NSG, we'd know by now.
Trust me :P

Would there be any way to hide?

Would there be any way to hide?

Become Anonymous. :D

I was thinking of setting up a raid, but decided not to. I can't get on ED (must be overburdened), but what you posted is truly amusing.

Would there be any way to hide?

You cant hide from mudkips. Theyre just to liekable.

Sometimes one of the fags involved is amusingly hit with the banhammer for being a tard, which the victim will sometimes come back under a different name and complain about.
The author of this article is probably one of those disgruntled people. :sniper:

Nationstates and its users are so gay, that after coming into contact with them, you won't be able to resist looking at wang.


So that is why. *runs home*

"MOMMY MOMMY! I know why I'm I like penises now!"

So that is why. *runs home*

"MOMMY MOMMY! I know why I'm I like penises now!"

ROFLMAO

Actually largely accurate, if a bit childish. But there we go.

Is it the one with his own urbandictionary entry (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mexican_Pirate)?

Yep, it's on the Suckage Board, where we talk about everything that sucks. Or used to, now we just hurl insults at one another.

Who cares? Trolls are entertaining and Fass can defend himself. And Jesussaves was a truly great troll. RIP.

Who cares? Trolls are entertaining and Fass can defend himself. And Jesussaves was a truly great troll. RIP.
Heh, you're back! Hullo!

So that is why. *runs home*

"MOMMY MOMMY! I know why I'm I like penises now!"

<Simpsons Movie>

Ralph: I like men now

</Simpsons Movie>

Heh, you're back! Hullo!"Hi" to you, Yoo. Thanks. Glad to be alive.

"Hi" to you, Yoo. Thanks. Glad to be alive.
This is probably a matter for TGs, but was there some kind of risk of you dying? :eek:

This is probably a matter for TGs, but was there some kind of risk of you dying? :eek:You know I don't give a damn who knows my business.

My doctor was afraid I was developing an allergy to my psych meds. So I went off them several months. I'm bipolar and spent months in bed. Thought about offing myself, but by now I've been thru this crap enough times to know I'd get better. On new meds now- so much better.:D

You know I don't give a damn who knows my business.

My doctor was afraid I was developing an allergy to my psych meds. So I went off them several months. I'm bipolar and spent months in bed. Thought about offing myself, but by now I've been thru this crap enough times to know I'd get better. On new meds now- so much better.:D
Well, it's Cool Beans that you're still with us. Hope you stick around for a bit at NSG, it's not that hot at the moment :p

You know I don't give a damn who knows my business.

I like your attitude :D

My doctor was afraid I was developing an allergy to my psych meds.

:eek:

So I went off them several months. I'm bipolar and spent months in bed. Thought about offing myself, but by now I've been thru this crap enough times to know I'd get better. On new meds now- so much better.:D

Good to hear...

Anon, in my mind, isn't really a group of trolls, that seems to be more the department of Goonswarm or Something awful.

I'm not saying that they don't troll, or they don't use such sites, but the hardcore Anons are hackers, not trolls, and it's rather difficult to label such a loose organization as all 'trolls' or all 'retards'.

The part about Fass was funny.

Where is he anyway, haven't seen him in a while.

Where is he anyway, haven't seen him in a while.

He got banned for a day a while back and he hasn't returned since, or at least hasn't posted anything...

Yep, it's on the Suckage Board, where we talk about everything that sucks. Or used to, now we just hurl insults at one another.

Of course. If he's anything like his urbandictionary entry, I can see why he wrote that article.

He got banned for a day a while back and he hasn't returned since, or at least hasn't posted anything...

What did he get banned for?

What did he get banned for?

flaming

Well, it's Cool Beans that you're still with us. Hope you stick around for a bit at NSG, it's not that hot at the moment :pIf it's not that hot it's because of the bad case hall monitorism. "Mods! Mods! Somebody said something mean to me!"

flaming

There's a joke here, but it's totally stupid.

Gotta say, that's pretty much exactly how one should go about trolling NS. And anyone who can't tell a troll kind of deserves to be trolled.

There's a joke here, but it's totally stupid.

Don't let that stop you.

So who's been writing insulting shit about NS on ED and advising Anonymous on how to troll the forums. I'm not going to link the the page (banned from linking to this website on NSG), but I'll give you some examples:





Edit: It's important to note that if you are surprised at how obnoxious the article is, that is supposed to be the point in writing ED articles, you're supposed to be overly obtuse and flippant. t wasn't designed for information but humour.
For goodness sake, Encyclopedia Dramatica writes insulting shit about everything if you haven't noticed and precious likkle generalites and IIers aren't immune to ED's lulzflamefest (tm). So grow up and get over it.

flaming

Well, I guess the other flaming gays better watch out!

Oh yea, I went there, and it was totally worth it.

Well, I guess the other flaming gays better watch out!

Oh yea, I went there, and it was totally worth it.

lol

Who cares? Trolls are entertaining and Fass can defend himself.

He sure could, were he still on NSG. But with things being the way they are, the only thing that remains is the sad irony that this thread proves the article true in some way, you know, the whole "mention Fass and you will have people deriding him and others defending him within a single page" thing.

Not that he'd particularly care, or do anything but write it off as some sort of spin-off of what he so lovingly dubbed "popularity/ignominy contests", which he always asked to be left out of.

Anon, in my mind, isn't really a group of trolls, that seems to be more the department of Goonswarm or Something awful.

I'm not saying that they don't troll, or they don't use such sites, but the hardcore Anons are hackers, not trolls, and it's rather difficult to label such a loose organization as all 'trolls' or all 'retards'.

Yeah, Anonymous are hackers, Goonswarm are trolls. Both in the sense that they are jerks, and in the sense that they are dangerous. Trust me, I live next to Goonswarm space. One of my friends is a goon.

He sure could, were he still on NSG. But with things being the way they are, the only thing that remains is the sad irony that this thread proves the article true in some way, you know, the whole "mention Fass and you will have people deriding him and others defending him within a single page" thing.

The ultimate troll: get someone else to fall for your troll and troll elsewhere for you.

From the list of contributers generated I can identify at least one of them based on his IRC nick (and no, I won't reveal who it is out of journalistic integrity).

For goodness sake, Encyclopedia Dramatica writes insulting shit about everything if you haven't noticed and precious likkle generalites and IIers aren't immune to ED's lulzflamefest (tm). So grow up and get over it.

Wait what? Where did you get the impression that I gave a shit? I find it quite funny actually.

Anon, in my mind, isn't really a group of trolls, that seems to be more the department of Goonswarm or Something awful.

I'm not saying that they don't troll, or they don't use such sites, but the hardcore Anons are hackers, not trolls, and it's rather difficult to label such a loose organization as all 'trolls' or all 'retards'.

Fuck that, about 1% of them are actually hackers. The rest of them just troll, gigaload and DDoS the shit out of sites they decide is to be raided (not hacking).

Wha the fuck is ED?

Erectile Dysfunction?

Take the blue pill.

For your health!

Wha the fuck is ED?

Erectile Dysfunction?

Take the blue pill.

For your health!

"Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?"

"Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?"

Put in a different context the Matrix could be a two hour E.D. commercial. :p

Is NSG really worth trolling? People seem to stay relatively calm around here. Wasn't always that way, but nowadays, not so much. Then again, I don't really understand the troll's motivation: "Ha, ha, people are arguing against my fictional position"?

Is NSG really worth trolling? People seem to stay relatively calm around here. Wasn't always that way, but nowadays, not so much.

Andaras, Knights of Liberty, Amor Pulchritudo, Anarchy Works...

Andaras, Knights of Liberty, Amor Pulchritudo, Anarchy Works...

Andaras says silly Stalinist stuff so I don't pay much attention. The others I don't really know anything about (though I recognise the names).

Andaras say silly Stalinist stuff so I don't pay much attention. The others I don't really know anything about (though I recognise the names).

Anarchy Works was pretty bad, but I haven't seen him around lately. Must be on one of his "psychedelic groove trips". The others aren't too bad, but occasionally you see them get really worked up over summat.

My response can be summed up by the Metallica song, "Free speech for the Dumb".

Andaras, Knights of Liberty, Amor Pulchritudo, Anarchy Works...

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

You're excused.

You're excused.

What exactly is your problem with me?

Is NSG really worth trolling? People seem to stay relatively calm around here. Wasn't always that way, but nowadays, not so much. Then again, I don't really understand the troll's motivation: "Ha, ha, people are arguing against my fictional position"?

True indeed. Playing Devil's advocate for the sake of the debate is one thing, but advocating a position you don't actually hold just so you can try to get people who actually agree with you upset about it....
:confused:

What exactly is your problem with me?

I have one?

I have one?

Clearly.

Why did you mention my name?

Clearly.

Why did you mention my name?

It was relevant to the point I was making.

It was relevant to the point I was making.

And that point was?

Here, I'll make it easy for you considering you're finding it so hard to understand.

Complete this sentence:

I mentioned Amor Pulchritudo's name because I was making a point about her being ____________________________ because ______________.

I know it might be a challenge for you.

And that point was?

Here, I'll make it easy for you considering you're finding it so hard to understand.

Complete this sentence:

I mentioned Amor Pulchritudo's name because I was making a point about her being ____________________________ because ______________.

I know it might be a challenge for you.
excitable; she's proving my point right now

excitable; she's proving my point right now

No, I'm not proving your point, because you clearly don't have one. You can't even articulate it, and looking over your previous posts you don't seem to ever really have a point, do you? What's funny is that you have so much time on your hands that you'd be able to remember my name, let alone post about me.

No, I'm not proving your point, because you clearly don't have one. You can't even articulate it, and looking over your previous posts you don't seem to ever really have a point, do you?

Just because you missed the point, it doesn't mean it wasn't there.

What's funny is that you have so much time on your hands that you'd be able to remember my name, let alone post about me.

What can I say? I have a lot of free time. Can't think of anything better to do with it at the moment. I do have to read some Shakespeare for a quiz tomorrow, but that can wait.

Rhyno: "I mentioned Amor Pulchritudo's name because I was making a point about her being excitable, and she's proving my point right now."

Is that more clear?

No, I'm not proving your point, because you clearly don't have one. You can't even articulate it, and looking over your previous posts you don't seem to ever really have a point, do you? What's funny is that you have so much time on your hands that you'd be able to remember my name, let alone post about me.

He's trying to say that you're excitable and that you get worked up over petty things.

And you're getting worked up over something that's kind of petty.

Rhyno: "I mentioned Amor Pulchritudo's name because I was making a point about her being excitable, and she's proving my point right now."

Is that more clear?

Yeah, that works. I figured that was implied, though. She provided two blanks, I provided a word and a phrase...

Just because you missed the point, it doesn't mean it wasn't there.

I'm not an idiot. I understand what you're trying to say, you're just not proving in particularly well.

I'm not 'excitable', it's just that - unlike you - I actually say things of substance. Does the fact that I actually have opinions mean that you have the right to put me down in a thread I wasn't even involved in?

What can I say? I have a lot of free time. Can't think of anything better to do with it at the moment. I do have to read some Shakespeare for a quiz tomorrow, but that can wait.

I'm sure it can wait. Clearly I'm more important than your education. :rolleyes:



He's trying to say that you're excitable and that you get worked up over petty things.

And you're getting worked up over something that's kind of petty.

I'm not getting worked up. I'm sitting here very calmly, drinking a smoothie, gathering my things for work, but I have every right to defend myself.

This article was TOO funny! I laughed the whole way through! Too bad this person was serious about this, otherwise he could become a pretty good comedian!

I'm not an idiot. I understand what you're trying to say, you're just not proving in particularly well.

I'm not 'excitable', it's just that - unlike you - I actually say things of substance. Does the fact that I actually have opinions mean that you have the right to put me down in a thread I wasn't even involved in?

I wasn't putting you down, I was submitting that you are excitable, which the last several posts would seem to suggest is very true. You will also note that I did say that you, among others, are not that bad.

I used to be excitable, too. Then I realized I should stop caring. So I did.

I'm sure it can wait. Clearly I'm more important than your education. :rolleyes:

More interesting, really.

I'm not getting worked up. I'm sitting here very calmly, drinking a smoothie, gathering my things for work, but I have every right to defend myself.

It's the internet, and NSG at that. There's really no point in trying to defend yourself.

"Arguing on the internet..." (http://innerslacker.com/images/argue091204.jpg)

Then I realized I should stop caring. So I did.

It shows.



More interesting, really.

That's unfortunate. An education would serve you well.

"Arguing on the internet..." (http://innerslacker.com/images/argue091204.jpg)

Oh, you cam-whore, you!

It shows.

My training is complete, then.

That's unfortunate. An education would serve you well.

Oh my actual dog! Ad hominem!

Oh, you cam-whore, you!

Not like I made it.

Oh my actual dog! Ad hominem!

Technically, it could just be the application of a general principle (education is useful).

Technically, it could just be the application of a general principle (education is useful).

Ah, touche.

My spider sense tells me that it was aimed specifically at me, though.

Andaras, Knights of Liberty, Amor Pulchritudo, Anarchy Works...

I quite like Knights of Liberty actually. I can't recall anything about Anarchy Works, but agreed about Andaras and Amor. The latter is an insipid, ambiguous and thoroughly mediocre blur.

I can't beleive some people are seriously upset about this. Really, grow the heck up.

Oh, and:

I'm not an idiot. I understand what you're trying to say, you're just not proving in particularly well.

I'm not 'excitable', it's just that - unlike you - I actually say things of substance. Does the fact that I actually have opinions mean that you have the right to put me down in a thread I wasn't even involved in?

Would you prefer "gives the appearance of excitability"?

I quite like Knights of Liberty actually. I can't recall anything about Anarchy Works, but agreed about Andaras and Amor. The latter is an insipid, ambiguous and thoroughly mediocre blur.

KoL certainly has intelligent things to say. I've noticed, though, that occasionally some of his posts are a bit pathetic (and by that I mean to emphasize the pathos part of the word).

Mediocre blur, eh? I'll have to remember that.

I am not a crook.

I am not a crook.

You forgot this:

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/405188/2/istockphoto_405188_peace_sign_two_fingers_isolated.jpg

You forgot this:

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/405188/2/istockphoto_405188_peace_sign_two_fingers_isolated.jpg

I said I'm not a crook. What are you comparing me to Nixon for?

Well, you say you're not a crook, he said he wasn't a crook...

Well, yes...sorry...hmm...won't happen again...

Well, you say you're not a crook, he said he wasn't a crook...
I am not a crook. Just because he said he wasn't... you saw how he paused when he stated he never obstructed justice. I call those 'truth-fumbles'.
Well, yes...sorry...hmm...won't happen again...

No, it won't. 'Cause I resigned.

*Barracks from the sidelines*

I said I'm not a crook. What are you comparing me to Nixon for?

I think he assumed you had a dog named checkers.

*Barracks from the sidelines*

That's a misspelled verb now?

Click Stand;13572221']I think he assumed you had a dog named checkers.

"I'll never give up my dog Checkers!"
"Bark bark!"
"Shut up, dammit!"

Alternatively:

"Nixon's baaaaaack!"

That's a misspelled verb now?

sideline isn't a verb :P

sideline isn't a verb :P

I meant more like.. "I baracked that crowd so hard I felt like a muslim."

Or. "He always baracks us like he actually thinks being black is somehow to his advantage."

I meant more like.. "I baracked that crowd so hard I felt like a muslim."

Or. "He always baracks us like he actually thinks being black is somehow to his advantage."

You cabn't barack somebody...

you can barrack however...

actually, you can barack somebody

*throws Barack (http://www.senate.gov/artandhistory/history/resources/graphic/large/ObamaBarack.jpg) at Bann-ed

That's a verb?

What exactly is your problem with me?

You just proved his point sweety.

I quite like Knights of Liberty actually. I can't recall anything about Anarchy Works, but agreed about Andaras and Amor. The latter is an insipid, ambiguous and thoroughly mediocre blur.

Congratulations constructing yourself as an asshole, time and time again. While I wouldn't consider you especially talented, you are rather good at that. I feel especially flattered that you think that of me: I can now go into the fruit bowl of things you hate, along with black people and words you actually understand. :rolleyes:

I quite like Knights of Liberty actually.


I try;)

You just proved his point sweety.

That's what I said.

That's a verb?

Everything is a verb. You just have to phrase it correctly. Even :fluffle: is a verb, and that's not even a real word.

Click Stand;13572281']Everything is a verb. You just have to phrase it correctly. Even :fluffle: is a verb, and that's not even a real word.

I use fluffle all the time.

Incidentally, I totally fluffled your mom last night.

Congratulations constructing yourself as an asshole, time and time again. While I wouldn't consider you especially talented, you are rather good at that. I feel especially flattered that you think that of me: I can now go into the fruit bowl of things you hate, along with black people and words you actually understand. :rolleyes:

Amor hun, really, your just proving his point. Im genuinly laughing right now that all someone had to do was mention your name and you got uppity and proved his point.

Relax.

I was mentioned as well. And Ill admit what he said is true. And I find it lawls that I got mentioned!:D

Congratulations constructing yourself as an asshole, time and time again. While I wouldn't consider you especially talented, you are rather good at that. I feel especially flattered that you think that of me: I can now go into the fruit bowl of things you hate, along with black people and words you actually understand. :rolleyes:

Hey, Amor's back. And still proving my point.

Congratulations constructing yourself as an asshole, time and time again. While I wouldn't consider you especially talented, you are rather good at that. I feel especially flattered that you think that of me: I can now go into the fruit bowl of things you hate, along with black people and words you actually understand. :rolleyes:

Tee hee. This really is too easy. Like being at the zoo poking a rabid bear with sticks through a cage I feel.:D

I was mentioned as well. And Ill admit what he said is true. And I find it lawls that I got mentioned!:D

Damn you and your calmness, not proving my point!

You do, however, win a gold star for admitting it.

actually, you can barack somebody

*throws Barack (http://www.senate.gov/artandhistory/history/resources/graphic/large/ObamaBarack.jpg) at Bann-ed
I've just been Baracked...

All we need is a catchy beat and some funny Barack .gif file and it will be as bad as getting Rick Roll'd.

Amor hun, really, your just proving his point. Im genuinly laughing right now that all someone had to do was mention your name and you got uppity and proved his point.

Relax.

I was mentioned as well. And Ill admit what he said is true. And I find it lawls that I got mentioned!:D

Agreed, just remember that you at least got mentioned. :(

I try;)

I think the feeling of endearment comes from your initials KoL. Which just so happens to also be Kingdom of Loathing. A great game.

Amor hun, really, your just proving his point. Im genuinly laughing right now that all someone had to do was mention your name and you got uppity and proved his point.

Relax.

I was mentioned as well. And Ill admit what he said is true. And I find it lawls that I got mentioned!:D

You do history, and if memory serves, do so at a post-grad level, which, given my current results, is exactly what I'll be doing. It's pleasing to know it's not a madness peculiar to myself after all.:D

Amor hun, really, your just proving his point. Im genuinly laughing right now that all someone had to do was mention your name and you got uppity and proved his point.

Relax.

I was mentioned as well. And Ill admit what he said is true. And I find it lawls that I got mentioned!:D

I'm so sick of people thinking that actually replying to people talking shit about you makes you "uppity". And to be fair, I was being sarcastic, so it's not exactly being "uppity" at all.

I'm so sick of people thinking that actually replying to people talking shit about you makes you "uppity". And to be fair, I was being sarcastic, so it's not exactly being "uppity" at all.

Chillax. Simmah down. You with your uppity quotes and everything.

Click Stand;13572298']Agreed, just remember that you at least got mentioned. :(

Hey, I can only troll so many people at once! I'm sorry, man! If you want a mention you're going to have to step up the aggro, eh?

I've just been Baracked...

All we need is a catchy beat and some funny Barack .gif file and it will be as bad as getting Rick Roll'd.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/RhynoD/Prezimonz.gif


Whoever originally posted that picture needs to be given $100.

Whoever made it should be given several thousand.

Chillax. Simmah down. You with your uppity quotes and everything.

:rolleyes:

I'm so sick of people thinking that actually replying to people talking shit about you makes you "uppity". And to be fair, I was being sarcastic, so it's not exactly being "uppity" at all.

Its not that you reply, its the aggressive tone you tend to take, especially when disagreed with.

I'm so sick of people thinking that actually replying to people talking shit about you makes you "uppity". And to be fair, I was being sarcastic, so it's not exactly being "uppity" at all.

Nope, you are. Add that to ineloquence, mediocrity and an utter lack of sense of humour, it truly does paint you as a humourless, drab blur flitting between threads contributing little that exceeds the grey backdrop of traditional NSG liberal bile.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/RhynoD/Prezimonz.gif
Whoever originally posted that picture needs to be given $100.
Whoever made it should be given several thousand.

I wholeheartedly agree. But I'm a fiscal conservative so I'll just waste thousands trying to figure out who didn't make it, then throw the artist a penny or two.

:rolleyes:

Holla.

All it takes is one bad forum review and its over. You guys are sunk, man!

I wholeheartedly agree. But I'm a fiscal conservative so I'll just waste thousands trying to figure out who didn't make it, then throw the artist a penny or two.

:D

All it takes is one bad forum review and its over. You guys are sunk, man!

Phew! For a minute I thought you were the FCC.

I thought my next post was going to come out a bunch of asterisks.

**** *** *** ** **** ******!

Phew! For a minute I thought you were the FCC.

I thought my next post was going to come out a bunch of asterisks.

**** *** *** ** **** ******!

****!

:confused:

****!!!

All it takes is one bad forum review and its over. You guys are sunk, man!

What does this mean - I can't really see a mass DoS attack, I just can't see people getting that excited about NS to be honest.

I'd say, from the content of the entry, that it's at least a few months old and maybe it takes time to focus on a new victim but, again, I really can't see anyone getting overly excited about it.

What does this mean - I can't really see a mass DoS attack, I just can't see people getting that excited about NS to be honest.

I'd say, from the content of the entry, that it's at least a few months old and maybe it takes time to focus on a new victim but, again, I really can't see anyone getting overly excited about it.

I was being sarcarstic. Obviously this is a pretty big forum community and its quite silly to overreact to some jackass writing a bad review of it on the internet.

Its the equivalent of Madonna getting pissed off just because some internet dweeb said she had fleas from rubbing her crotch on the floor all the time.

Rhyno mentioned your name as someone who is 'excitable'. Is that even an insult? Now, 'touchy', or 'oversensitive', or 'a keg of dynamite that goes off at the slightest spark'...* I can see why you'd be offended by a description like that. But I don't think 'excitable' has the same sort of connotations.


*Note that I'm not saying these apply to you. They are just examples.

I confess! I did it.

It should be obvious.

I confess! I did it.

It should be obvious.

*gasp*

Oh my actual dog! You villain! You scoundrel! You genius!

Andaras says silly Stalinist stuff so I don't pay much attention. The others I don't really know anything about (though I recognise the names).
I've acquired a taste for Andaras. As long as I just ask him questions and not bother arguing with him, his posts can be oddly informative.

I confess! I did it.

It should be obvious.

Aha! *Arrests Posi.*

Nope, you are. Add that to ineloquence, mediocrity and an utter lack of sense of humour, it truly does paint you as a humourless, drab blur flitting between threads contributing little that exceeds the grey backdrop of traditional NSG liberal bile.

Mediocrity? That's hilarious coming from a run-of-the-mill indie kid, don't you think? I'm actually laughing out loud! It seems I do have a sense of humour.

Mediocrity? That's hilarious coming from a run-of-the-mill indie kid, don't you think? I'm actually laughing out loud! It seems I do have a sense of humour.

I thought you didn't want to continue this conversation? Seems to me that you're just giving 'em stuff to respond to. Ammo, as it were.

I thought you didn't want to continue this conversation? Seems to me that you're just giving 'em stuff to respond to. Ammo, as it were.

I can't stop wondering why she keeps coming to this thread...

I can't stop wondering why she keeps coming to this thread...

Diplomacy forbids me to comment.

*Claps Posi in irons.*

I can't stop wondering why she keeps coming to this thread...

I don't know about you guys but my base charisma is around 31 on bad days.

Aha! *Arrests Posi.*

Of course, now Posi must be tried, for the heinous crime of sedition against the Noble and Eternal State of NSG. Posi, how do you plead?

I don't know about you guys but my base charisma is around 31 on bad days.

Ok, that's retarded...







Everyone knows only succubi can get cha even remotely that high.

I've acquired a taste for Andaras. As long as I just ask him questions and not bother arguing with him, his posts can be oddly informative.

I like Andy, he always brings a smile to my face. :)

Ok, that's retarded...







Everyone knows only succubi can get cha even remotely that high.

Well, at least he's not.....ok i've lost it. Even I'M not that much of a nerd. ;)

Well, at least he's not.....ok i've lost it. Even I'M not that much of a nerd. ;)

DnD jokes never get old.

You do, however, want to beat yourself every time you make one.

Ok, that's retarded...

Everyone knows only succubi can get cha even remotely that high.

Well, I'm sort of rusty, must have forgotten.

At any rate, my bard song makes up for it.

DnD jokes never get old.

You do, however, want to beat yourself every time you make one.
Alright, roll for initiative..

I love ED. Who cares? ED people troll everything.

Of course, now Posi must be tried, for the heinous crime of sedition against the Noble and Eternal State of NSG. Posi, how do you plead?

Precisely.

Well, I'm sort of rusty, must have forgotten.

At any rate, my bard song makes up for it.

Bards...screw bards. Duskblade is where it's at.


Alright, roll for initiative..

9, with a dex modifier of +1.

Bards...screw bards. Duskblade is where it's at.

*writes up an angry ballad*
9, with a dex modifier of +1.
If you actually had a die on hand....
*wards you off with ten foot pole*

*writes up an angry ballad*

Yeah, it's kind of stupid what my duskblade can do...but then, he's gestault so yeah...

If you actually had a die on hand....
*wards you off with ten foot pole*

Well, I had to go and get it, but you know...

Fire Rhyno's dice! Be you warned.

Fire Rhyno's dice! Be you warned.

My dice are keen.

They have a threat range of 18-20.

I assume that's intimidating?

I assume that's intimidating?

Somewhat.

Somewhat as in a bit, but not very, or somewhat as in ironic massive understatement?

Somewhat as in a bit, but not very, or somewhat as in ironic massive understatement?

A bit but not very.

Especially as they are dice.

Nope, you are. Add that to ineloquence, mediocrity and an utter lack of sense of humour, it truly does paint you as a humourless, drab blur flitting between threads contributing little that exceeds the grey backdrop of traditional NSG liberal bile.

I quite like Knights of Liberty actually. I can't recall anything about Anarchy Works, but agreed about Andaras and Amor. The latter is an insipid, ambiguous and thoroughly mediocre blur.

The Blessed Chris, you overdid it with flamebait when everyone else was swapping friendly insults. Cut it out.

Amor Pulchritudo, responding to flamebait takes you in the same direction.