Bigfoot - Accused Kinko
Gauthier
28-03-2008, 05:39
Man Claims He Was Molested by Bigfoot (http://news.aol.com/story/_a/man-claims-he-was-molested-by-bigfoot/20080327154809990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001)
And soon we'll have stories coming out about Nessie being a voyeur.
I mean, seriously, this has to be the most twisted excuse one could make for molestation. Relatives or Catholic priests are one thing... but Bigfoot?
And of course without any proof Bigfoot is going to have endure side-by-side photo comparisons to Michael Jackson on the cover of every tabloid after this.
Poor Bigfoot.
United Chicken Kleptos
28-03-2008, 06:02
Man Claims He Was Molested by Bigfoot (http://news.aol.com/story/_a/man-claims-he-was-molested-by-bigfoot/20080327154809990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001)
And soon we'll have stories coming out about Nessie being a voyeur.
I mean, seriously, this has to be the most twisted excuse one could make for molestation. Relatives or Catholic priests are one thing... but Bigfoot?
And of course without any proof Bigfoot is going to have endure side-by-side photo comparisons to Michael Jackson on the cover of every tabloid after this.
Poor Bigfoot.
It's a shame the Weekly World News isn't in common circulation to cover this story...
Wilgrove
28-03-2008, 06:10
*dies laughing*
Trotskylvania
28-03-2008, 06:17
What a kinky monkey...
Barringtonia
28-03-2008, 06:41
Twisted excuse or attempt to be considered insane and therefore not go direct to prison where, sure as eggs are eggs, he will be molested.
VietnamSounds
28-03-2008, 06:43
I know people say you can't tell from appearance, but pedophiles seriously look weird.
Troglobites
28-03-2008, 07:10
Yeti please.
The Scandinvans
28-03-2008, 07:18
Only LG can make a response worthy of this claim, unless LG was the one behind the rumor.
The Shifting Mist
28-03-2008, 07:29
This is possibly the stupidest excuse for anything, ever.
Lunatic Goofballs
28-03-2008, 09:45
Only LG can make a response worthy of this claim, unless LG was the one behind the rumor.
It was a cultural misunderstanding: Shrieking "AIEEE!!! AIEEE!!!! AHHH!! NOOOOO AIEEE!!!" is Bigfootese for consent. *nod*
if anyone "molested" anything it was probably the human doing the "molesting". it usually is. why can't people just consider themselves blessed to have seen something unusual and let it go at that? assumming any of them actually did. which someone probably say SOMEthing. just probably not what they thought they did. maybe something wierder. simple minded idiots have to attatch simplistic sensationalist b.s. labels to everything.
can't people from other worlds walk their 'dogs' when the have to land to take a piss without some goofball human making some kind of an inane issue out of it?
no dis to our resident lg intended. he's actually almost human for a human, which is almost unheard of.
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The Scandinvans
31-03-2008, 05:34
It was a cultural misunderstanding: Shrieking "AIEEE!!! AIEEE!!!! AHHH!! NOOOOO AIEEE!!!" is Bigfootese for consent. *nod*Maybe it speaks English to, except it does not know what No means yet it does know what Yes means. So either way you are going to get it.:confused: