NationStates Jolt Archive

If you know something, think something, if it sits in you and burns in the prison of callous disbelief, please tell me.

I won't promise I'll believe you, I can't prove I'll understand, but I will treat it with all the care and attention that should belong to such a daring gift.

Please.

Tell me what no one else will believe.

My hobby is stamp collecting.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I once killed a man with this thumb

*shows thumb and gives menacing stare*

Tell me what no one else will believe.

I'm the smartest.

:)

I can put two fingers... in my belly button. *demonstrates* Also, I... I like natchos, and, and, and hammer thingies.

(((If anyone gets this reference, you deserve a cheezburger)))

I think global peace is possible without use of nuclear weapons to kill everyone.
It involves potatoes

I can put two fingers... in my belly button. *demonstrates* Also, I... I like natchos, and, and, and hammer thingies.

(((If anyone gets this reference, you deserve a cheezburger)))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UewIlnDH_Y

I believe there really is no Santa Clause (have no idea how that is possible), we can achieve world peace in a violent way, and Satan truely had a son. (You are in his presence)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UewIlnDH_Y

*goes yip yip yip for minute, then dropkicks a cheeseburger at you*

A kosher dill pickle dusted with a fine layer of freshly ground barley flour and ginger then inserted rectally will cure most forms of homophobia.

The Surge is working(in baghdad)

I am Chuck Norris.

I believe there really is no Santa Clause (have no idea how that is possible), we can achieve world peace in a violent way, and Satan truely had a son. (You are in his presence)

you lie! Santa is real! because santa is satan, i mean look at the letters;
Santa
Satan
don't they look remarkebly similar?

A kosher dill pickle dusted with a fine layer of freshly ground barley flour and ginger then inserted rectally will cure most forms of homophobia.

and what cures the forms of hetrosexuality and bisexuality? i wonder.

you lie! Santa is real! because santa is satan, i mean look at the letters;
Santa
Satan
don't they look remarkebly similar?

And they both wear red. ... *eyes narrow* And you never see them together in the same place... Hmm.

you lie! Santa is real! because santa is satan, i mean look at the letters;
Santa
Satan
don't they look remarkebly similar?

http://www.snowtrade.net/images/satan%20claus.jpg

you lie! Santa is real! because santa is satan, i mean look at the letters;
Santa
Satan
don't they look remarkebly similar?

he also wears red, has minions that do his bidding to help him in his effort to make children forget about Jesus

and what cures the forms of hetrosexuality and bisexuality? i wonder.

not homosexuality but homophobia

find someone who is homophobic and try LG's cure - it works! They convert to brinaphobia

I don't believe in god, but I believe John Darnielle's music can save my soul.

not homosexuality but homophobia

find someone who is homophobic and try LG's cure - it works! They convert to brinaphobia

I figure it might loosen their uptight natures. Of course, for special cases, like Fred Phelps, you might need special pickles: http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/pickle.jpg

:D

Nobody believes that my red hair is natural. Does that count?

Also, no one beleives that I killed Santa back in 97'. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR!:p

Tell me what no one else will believe.
"Gullible" is not in the dictionary.

that shirt you're wearing really doesn't match your eyes.

Tell me what no one else will believe.

That cantaloupe was a honeydew.

Foozle is a real word, and an important part of my vocabulary.

I saw a Jew shed its skin and speak to the senior Zion council about engineering a massacre in the Middle East that would create the sacrifices needed to open the Portal to New Jerusalem.

The only reason they didn't catch me was because I cloaked myself beneath a screen of sales and discounts.

But we need to gear up for the war effort. Conventional body armor is useless, since they can conjure up Thetans to invade our minds, so we need tinfoil to block out their eldritch magicks.

...but you didn't hear it from me.

>>
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Life is like a box of chocolates....One day your just sitting around until a giant hand comes down from above, grabs you and throws you into a mouth!

That everything´s gonna be alright.
:D

Whenever I tell them nobody believes that gullible is written on the ceiling of my room, when, in fact, it is.

I saw a Jew shed its skin and speak to the senior Zion council about engineering a massacre in the Middle East that would create the sacrifices needed to open the Portal to New Jerusalem

Excuse me! Regular stupidity i can deal with but engineering massacres and opening portals is not wat Jews do most of the time. We actually enjoy polishing our horns and tails a lot more.

Tell me what no one else will believe.

i know over 50 points on the body where i can stab someone with a pencil and kill them

I figure it might loosen their uptight natures. Of course, for special cases, like Fred Phelps, you might need special pickles: http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/pickle.jpg

:D

Even then it might take a couple of tries. :p

Mad Hatters and Lunatic Goofballs were once Students at that Fred Fredburger college for insanity

Both Graduated with full honours:D

I don't post on NSG while in the nude.

I always found 'in the nude' to be a strange phrase, being as it is more a lack of something than being within or having something on...

Mad Hatters and Lunatic Goofballs were once Students at that Fred Fredburger college for insanity

Both Graduated with full honours:D

How can utter such sinful thoughts?!:eek:

LG rules us and MHiJ preserves us while Ardchoille looks over our well-being. It´s like the Triumvirate from the Bermuda Triangle and pies for all.:D

How can utter such sinful thoughts?!:eek:

LG rules us and MHiJ preserves us while Ardchoille looks over our well-being. It´s like the Triumvirate from the Bermuda Triangle and pies for all.:D

And I'm that boat that sinks and burns in the middle!

And I'm that boat that sinks and burns in the middle!

LOL! I guess you are.:D

Mad Hatters and Lunatic Goofballs were once Students at that Fred Fredburger college for insanity

Both Graduated with full honours:D

I was voted Class Clown. :)

I was voted Class Clown. :)

Frankly, I'm shocked.

I am Kim Jong-il in disguise

The cake is a lie!

and what cures the forms of hetrosexuality and bisexuality? i wonder.

I don't know about hetrosexuality but bisexuality can be cured by yelling "Will you make up your freakn' mind! Do you want the sausage or the taco?" :D

There is no spoon.

My hobby is stamp collecting.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/ulteriormotives/Youre-a-MONSTER.jpg

I'm training my cat to walk on a leash, by walking her in the hallway of my building. Unfortunately yesterday, someone opened their door while I was talking to a neighbour, and two dogs ran out, scaring my cat who lunged at the interlopers, latching onto the ass of the bigger dog... no one was hurt though.

I'm a secret lunatic, with more facades than Notre Dame! :D

And they both wear red. ... *eyes narrow* And you never see them together in the same place... Hmm.
True, maybe Satan and Santa are two different parts of a persons identity, like a split personality.
http://www.snowtrade.net/images/satan%20claus.jpg
Yes you've managed to continue to scare me, well done i hope you're happy now.
:)
he also wears red, has minions that do his bidding to help him in his effort to make children forget about Jesus
Ah Jesus is just competition for Satan, he doesn't like undead people, he prefers the bad people, not necessarily dead ones. It gets very confusing when one is undead and bad.
not homosexuality but homophobia

find someone who is homophobic and try LG's cure - it works! They convert to brinaphobia
A fear of pickles? this sounds very odd, poor people.
Mad Hatters and Lunatic Goofballs were once Students at that Fred Fredburger college for insanity

Both Graduated with full honours:D
Yay, i got Full honours! I was the imaginative guy, i wonder if you can eat while standing upside down?

How can utter such sinful thoughts?!:eek:
LG rules us and MHiJ preserves us while Ardchoille looks over our well-being. It´s like the Triumvirate from the Bermuda Triangle and pies for all.:D
So i'm a sort of NSG salt?
eh?
oh wonderful, say if you ever need to make your food last longer look no further, i can pickle, salt, sugar and preserve all food types in a......oh hold on that's not what you meant is it? ahhh i see now.
What i find odd is if LG rules us, he doesn't really give any commands, so how do you know what to do?
I don't know about hetrosexuality but bisexuality can be cured by yelling "Will you make up your freakn' mind! Do you want the sausage or the taco?" :D
:p
I think hetrosexuality can be cured by dating ugly people, then you become a new definition of person, an unsexuality.

I didn't type this post.

No, I swear it wasn't me.

I like to do most things in the nude. *nods*

I like to do most things in the nude. *nods*

what, even skydiving? man that must hurt. or what about contact sports, getting a boot in the balls would be immensly painful, even more so if naked. not to mention how cold you'd get if you were running a marathon or a long distance run event.

So i'm a sort of NSG salt?
eh?
oh wonderful, say if you ever need to make your food last longer look no further, i can pickle, salt, sugar and preserve all food types in a......oh hold on that's not what you meant is it? ahhh i see now.
What i find odd is if LG rules us, he doesn't really give any commands, so how do you know what to do?

How do I know what to do? Easy, LG rules us because he collects stamps and gives us pies. When he pies, you react and obey. LOL!:D

How do I know what to do? Easy, LG rules us because he collects stamps and gives us pies. When he pies, you react and obey. LOL!:D

hey!
I've never pie'd anyone.
react and obey:mad: i ain't no machine.
react and obey, who do you think you are eh? react and obey, yeah right.

;)

This is how I dance when I'm not wearing underpants!
The rabbit hole doesn't go very deep!
Clowns aren't evil monsters from heeeeeell!
I'm not wearing a lovely pink floral pattern dress right now!
I'm not on fire!
I'm running out of random things to say!
Ballywho!

hey!
I've never pie'd anyone.
react and obey:mad: i ain't no machine.
react and obey, who do you think you are eh? react and obey, yeah right.

;)

No, you're not a machine, you're a Mad Hatter and LG is the March Hare.:D

No, you're not a machine, you're a Mad Hatter and LG is the March Hare.:D

LG drinks tea too?

LG drinks tea too?

I don't know. I'm just being random.;)

eating my flesh and drinking my blood will make you immortal

I don't know. I'm just being random.;)

well stick to the topic already, jeez:rolleyes:i mean you always have to take things out of context. You just have to get your own way.
:D:D

I am an operative from a future time which has sent me back to witness the most cataclysmic event in history. I am not at liberty to discuss it, but one day I will board my timeship to safely return to the future just before the event, so when you notice I've stopped posting, it's time to grab your ankles...

I'll tell you a little about where I'm from. I'm from the 3rd planet in the Tau Ceti system, where I was born and raised in the early 32nd Century. Tau Ceti III is also known as 'New Athens' because it was initially founded as the sort of interstellar equivalent of a city-state and naming them after ancient Greek city-states was all the rage. That was in the late 27th Century, after humanity had mostly recovered from the cataclysm.

I was educated there and went on to Alpha Centauri AII (AKA New Corinth) for training in advanced infiltration, cultural studies and historical coursework. This was to prepare me for this mission.

I left home in the year 3164 and arrived here in the year 1992. My research was to gather historical and cultural data for a fixed number of years leading up to the cataclysm. Other agents are covering other timespans.

You people of this time are fascinating, just so you know. A bit narrowminded but that's understandable given your limited perspectives. I mean no offense, but surely you can understand why someone from a millenium in the future might find many of the things held as so critical in this culture to be quaint and a little backward.

If anyone has any questions feel free to ask. None of you will survive the cataclysm so I can reply honestly without disruption of the historical timeline. Th eonly questions I can't answer relate to the exact date of the cataclysm. Such knowledge could affect the timeline so I'm sure you can see why I have to keep quiet about it.

I am an operative from a future time which has sent me back to witness the most cataclysmic event in history. I am not at liberty to discuss it, but one day I will board my timeship to safely return to the future just before the event, so when you notice I've stopped posting, it's time to grab your ankles...

I'll tell you a little about where I'm from. I'm from the 3rd planet in the Tau Ceti system, where I was born and raised in the early 32nd Century. Tau Ceti III is also known as 'New Athens' because it was initially founded as the sort of interstellar equivalent of a city-state and naming them after ancient Greek city-states was all the rage. That was in the late 27th Century, after humanity had mostly recovered from the cataclysm.

I was educated there and went on to Alpha Centauri AII (AKA New Corinth) for training in advanced infiltration, cultural studies and historical coursework. This was to prepare me for this mission.

I left home in the year 3164 and arrived here in the year 1992. My research was to gather historical and cultural data for a fixed number of years leading up to the cataclysm. Other agents are covering other timespans.

You people of this time are fascinating, just so you know. A bit narrowminded but that's understandable given your limited perspectives. I mean no offense, but surely you can understand why someone from a millenium in the future might find many of the things held as so critical in this culture to be quaint and a little backward.

If anyone has any questions feel free to ask. None of you will survive the cataclysm so I can reply honestly without disruption of the historical timeline. Th eonly questions I can't answer relate to the exact date of the cataclysm. Such knowledge could affect the timeline so I'm sure you can see why I have to keep quiet about it.

What happens after you die? Betchadon'tknowthatone. or what about, that thing about putting a cat in a box and if it's dead or not or something i forget that one.
Or that tree which falls down in a forest does it make a sound?
Or do any life forms exist in the same form as their companions?

well stick to the topic already, jeez:rolleyes:i mean you always have to take things out of context. You just have to get your own way.
:D:D

Nanatsu no Tsuki sticking to the topic?
Now that, MHiJ, is something no-one else would believe.:D

1)What happens after you die? Betchadon'tknowthatone. 2)or what about, that thing about putting a cat in a box and if it's dead or not or something i forget that one.
3)Or that tree which falls down in a forest does it make a sound?
4)Or do any life forms exist in the same form as their companions?

(numbers added)

1)You decompose.
2)Schroedinger's cat is actually a causality concept very useful in superlight navigation. We use it conceptually not only for folding space to travel distances but also for time travel.
3)Yes.
4)What do you mean by 'companions?'

Nanatsu no Tsuki sticking to the topic?
Now that, MHiJ, is something no-one else would believe.:D

damn you.
and don't talk about yourself in the third person, it gets very confusing. for example.
"So Frank said to Jenny he wanted to run away"{Frank}
"And Mark said to Jenny she should keep him" {Mark}
"now Mark then said Frank should not bother listening to Himself because he is stupid"{Frank}
"However Jenny says Frank and Mark are really missing the big picture, that they can't run at all"{Jenny}
"To which i said that Jenny is completely wrong, running away is merely a figure of speech"{Bill}
"But whatever do you mean Mark? how can you say that to Frank?"{Jenny}
"considering your intelligence Mark i'm surprised that you know how to eat you buffoon"{Bill}
"Well Mark isn't always right but i think he has the right idea, don't you think so Frank?"{Mark}

And so on...
this is why you don't talk in third person.

My hobby is stamp collecting.

I totally believe that.

(numbers added)

1)You decompose.
2)Schroedinger's cat is actually a causality concept very useful in superlight navigation. We use it conceptually not only for folding space to travel distances but also for time travel.
3)Yes.
4)What do you mean by 'companions?'

You're lying! What about all those people kept in stasis? Or what about all those religions that claim you live another life after you die? 1)
ah i see 2)
Any reason why? 3)
Companions as in one human to another human, do they really exist? Is what i'm asking 4)

You're lying! What about all those people kept in stasis? Or what about all those religions that claim you live another life after you die? 1)
ah i see 2)
Any reason why? 3)
Companions as in one human to another human, do they really exist? Is what i'm asking 4)

1)Actually, if you wanted to state specific conditions such as stasis or being caught in an avalanche, you must point them out. I forgot for a moment how imprecise you pre-cataclysm people are. In terms of the person's spirit, you aren't ready for the answer.

3)Because sound is defined as the transmission of mechanical energy waves through a conductive medium. Whether perceived or not, the waves are there.

4)Yes.

1)Actually, if you wanted to state specific conditions such as stasis or being caught in an avalanche, you must point them out. I forgot for a moment how imprecise you pre-cataclysm people are. In terms of the person's spirit, you aren't ready for the answer.

3)Because sound is defined as the transmission of mechanical energy waves through a conductive medium. Whether perceived or not, the waves are there.

4)Yes.

:p lolz 1)
But if we aren't there to concieve it, does it really happen? what if we're wrong? 3)

Oh really? so does this imply humans have free will? So if we exist, does this mean a God exists? 4)

:p lolz 1)
But if we aren't there to concieve it, does it really happen? what if we're wrong? 3)

Oh really? so does this imply humans have free will? So if we exist, does this mean a God exists? 4)

3)Our actions and choices in reality are predicated on that, but it does relate to Schroedinger's cat, which is a useful concept for causality in superlight travel.

Ultimately, everything is about going REALLY F*CKING FAST

4)Yes. I can say no more on that. You're not ready.

3)Our actions and choices in reality are predicated on that, but it does relate to Schroedinger's cat, which is a useful concept for causality in superlight travel.

Ultimately, everything is about going REALLY F*CKING FAST

4)Yes. I can say no more on that. You're not ready.
sigworthy.

:p
so you're willing to answer my questions on the condition that i don't ask for an explanation? if you were truely knowledgeable you'd be able to explain anything to anyone, clearly you Tau people are alien. and hilarious too.

damn you.
and don't talk about yourself in the third person, it gets very confusing. for example.
"So Frank said to Jenny he wanted to run away"{Frank}
"And Mark said to Jenny she should keep him" {Mark}
"now Mark then said Frank should not bother listening to Himself because he is stupid"{Frank}
"However Jenny says Frank and Mark are really missing the big picture, that they can't run at all"{Jenny}
"To which i said that Jenny is completely wrong, running away is merely a figure of speech"{Bill}
"But whatever do you mean Mark? how can you say that to Frank?"{Jenny}
"considering your intelligence Mark i'm surprised that you know how to eat you buffoon"{Bill}
"Well Mark isn't always right but i think he has the right idea, don't you think so Frank?"{Mark}

And so on...
this is why you don't talk in third person.

ROFLMAO!!!!:D

sigworthy.

:p
so you're willing to answer my questions on the condition that i don't ask for an explanation? if you were truely knowledgeable you'd be able to explain anything to anyone, clearly you Tau people are alien. and hilarious too.

Well you know how it is, you're out there trying to share a little knowledge and the primitives want you to explain concepts like differential calculus in terms of bearskins and stone knives...

But I like to think we're hilarious. I'm a card carrying member of the TCCT (Tau Ceti Comedy Troupe). I'll be here all week.

eating my flesh and drinking my blood will make you immortal

Im not very Hungry, can i just drink your blood?

Neo Bretonnia

Oh might future-traveler! I've got some questions to throw at your almighty god-brain as well!

1) What do your people look like?
2) What is the day after the cataclysm?
3) Does being a time-traveler pay well?

there is an intermittent transdimensional wormhole in my daughter's closet. true story.

there is an intermittent transdimensional wormhole in my daughter's closet. true story.

Does it lead to a wintry forest?

Neo Bretonnia

Oh might future-traveler! I've got some questions to throw at your almighty god-brain as well!

1) What do your people look like?
2) What is the day after the cataclysm?
3) Does being a time-traveler pay well?

Thanks, but I have no god=brain. Only one that has the insight of 1200 years more history.

1)Like you. I walk freely among the people of 2008 and nobody's seemed to notice a difference.
2)Can't tell you.
3)Very well. The perk is that I will return to my own timeline only 1 minute later than I left it. This means I get my commission for the job without taking any 'real' time out of my life. In fact, these trips are considered very hazardous as well as requiring a great deal of skill and education, and one could reasonably live on the income from a single mission for the rest of their life. This is actually my second. My first was to observe conditions immediately after the collapse of the Western Roman Empire as it's a very poorly documented period in history. With the income of the two I plan to buy a beach house on a beautiful world orbiting a star in the large Magellanic Cloud. I've already selected the property. When you look out over the ocean at dusk during the summer, you can watch the galaxy rise and it takes up almost 156 degrees of horiszon... Talk about breathtaking! It's almost as bright as day...

Yes you've managed to continue to scare me, well done i hope you're happy now.
:)

*is happy*

:D__:D__:D__:D

hey!
I've never pie'd anyone.
react and obey:mad: i ain't no machine.
react and obey, who do you think you are eh? react and obey, yeah right.

*pies MHiJ*
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I do not believe this sentence.

Thanks, but I have no god=brain. Only one that has the insight of 1200 years more history.
3 My first was to observe conditions immediately after the collapse of the Western Roman Empire as it's a very poorly documented period in history.

What happened post collapse? Was it really as chaotic as most history books claim or was there some order to it?

Oh and I am the eggman and the walrus.

Does it lead to a wintry forest?
we aren't sure where it leads, we only know what comes through to see us.

What happened post collapse? Was it really as chaotic as most history books claim or was there some order to it?


There was some order but mostly due to the infrastructure being held together by the Church. It exercised just enough influence and stability to provide a foundation for the nations that followed.

Of course, my own perspective was limited by geography and the incomprehensibly slow travel time!

I have a proof of the Riemann Hypothosis, but space does not permit its inclusion in this post.

we aren't sure where it leads, we only know what comes through to see us.

along the lines of faceless horrors from another dimension, who can only be kept away by playing the viola?

and for faceless horrors read "toddlers"

Also, 32nd Century Guy: Does any of this time travelling take years off your expected lifespan? For instance, if the average where you come from is 500 years, and you spend 100 years in the past; even though you will return to one minute after you left, will you then only be expected to live to the age of 400?
(And I want your job. Being able to go back and actually witness pivotal points in history would be awesome! Of course, there's already fiction on the subject, but it's not quite the same.)

Also, 32nd Century Guy: Does any of this time travelling take years off your expected lifespan? For instance, if the average where you come from is 500 years, and you spend 100 years in the past; even though you will return to one minute after you left, will you then only be expected to live to the age of 400?

That's right, since my frame of reference is still the same no matter what centuries I spend them in.


(And I want your job. Being able to go back and actually witness pivotal points in history would be awesome! Of course, there's already fiction on the subject, but it's not quite the same.)

It can be both good and bad. For instance, if you ever had illusions about particular historical figures, they can be shattered utterly by real life encounters.

I won last year's Boston Marathon.

*pies MHiJ*
<snip waaay too many pie icons>
so what's it like being LG's puppet?

*is happy*

:D__:D__:D__:D

I'm happy you're happy about scaring me.
well not really but you get the point.

That one day a higher power will give me two gorgeous male slaves, the body I had when I was 18 and a million bucks.

That one day a higher power will give me two gorgeous male slaves, the body I had when I was 18 and a million bucks.

Higher power, yeah, pretty much no one will believe that. 2 gorgeous male slaves, your teen body and 18 million bucks could happen though.:D