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I'm not to be able to speak for the rest of the afternoon, after seeing this photograph (http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2978/bushhuggingbunnyxp7.jpg) of Dubya in an embrace with a 7-foot tall lady Easter Bunny.

But what are they really saying? The world needs to know!

[News article (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/24/wbunny124.xml) placing photograph in context].

Deep in my heart, I always knew you are real.

I'm not to be able to speak for the rest of the afternoon, after seeing this photograph (http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2978/bushhuggingbunnyxp7.jpg) of Dubya in an embrace with a 7-foot tall lady Easter Bunny.

But what are they really saying? The world needs to know!

[News article (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/24/wbunny124.xml) placing photograph in context].

The bunny says:"I haz a munky"

Bunny: "Seriously Mr. President, I'm just...."

Bush: "Shh...no words need to be spoken my pet"

Bunny: "But Mr. President...."

*Bush put one finger over the bunny's lip and holds on tight*

*Bunny sighs and rolls his eyes*

Bunny: "Well can I at least tell you about my secret surprise?"

Bush: "Tonight, after our romantic dinner."

"It's times like these I'll remember after civilization is destroyed by apocalyptic nuclear warfare"

"Mr President... lay off the coke.... again."

"Hey Mr. President, got any cigars ;) "

Oh, I always believed in you, Harvey.

Bush: "Hey baby :fluffle: Ever hear of a 'furry'?"

" I know you've no eggs left.................. but I'm going to have to free you anyway".

Yes, master. Who shall we invade next?

"...You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.."

Bunny: "Seriously Mr. President, I'm just...."

Bush: "Shh...no words need to be spoken my pet"

Bunny: "But Mr. President...."

*Bush put one finger over the bunny's lip and holds on tight*

*Bunny sighs and rolls his eyes*

Bunny: "Well can I at least tell you about my secret surprise?"

Bush: "Tonight, after our romantic dinner."


:eek: Was that Jeff Gannon in the bunny suit?

y helo thar buttsecks?

Mr President, for the last time, I did not hide WMDs in Saddam's Easter Egg!!!!

"It's a very nice costume, Speaker Pelosi, but I'm still vetoing your bill for funding for furry arts."

"Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Bush:"Is there a win in Iraq in my egg, or just another male hooker. I don't mind either way"

The bunny says:"I haz a munky"

:p

You win the thread, and possibly the whole forum.

"Bush finally caves in to international pressure and reveals his source of information on Saddam's WMD programme."

Bunny - "Mister President Sir. Please move your hand. I am a guy inside this suit."

Bush - "The easter bunny is a transvestite?"

Bush: "The Easter Bunny is real! That means I haven't told a lie since 9 months before my last kid was born..."

Mr E Bunny: "Except the WMDs"

Bush: "I meant lies I expected to be believed."

Mr E Bunny: "That's a lie. No egg for you. You have to suck my...












Ear"

MRS Bush: 'i always knew that wasnt suposed to be orange'

"Ok John, I'll wear the bunny suit next year and you can be President"

"Now I'm not going to say this a third time. You had cocaine in your hand when I had seen you last, but now you're telling me that you have nothing? You can't have snorted it all!

We're going to take a walk inside and 'discuss' this. Don't think about running away; I have a shive under my left palm and I'm ready to use it."

Or in his actual words:

"Now, I iz not sayingz this three timez. U haz cocayn in ur hand when I last sees u, u tellz me u haz nothingz? U canz not sniffles all!

We willz be takingz a walk insid to 'talk. U no run, I haz shiv in left paw and I can uze itz."

Secret Service: Sir, you've had too many of Rush Limbaugh's drugs. That's not a rabbit, you're molesting the German chancellor again.

"There's an old saying in Washington — I know it's in Texas, probably in Washington — that says, this is, photo— photoshopped. This is— photoshopped I swear."

Deep in my heart, I always knew you were real.

Says the bunny.


OK mister Bunny, so you say the Chick has the WMD.

Oh, yes. I thought about second line: "Deep in my heart, I always dreaded you are, says the bunny.

Bunny:"Okay, this is getting a little creepy..."

Osama bin Ladin has picked the perfect place to hide.

Bush: Are you an illegal immigrant from Easterland?
Bunny: No, I'm a tourist.
Bush: You're a terrorist?!?! WATERBOARD HIM BOYS!
Bunny: WHat? I said I was a-
Cheney: *Darth Vader breathing* I shall enjoy this.
Bunny: AHHHH!!!

I'm not to be able to speak for the rest of the afternoon, after seeing this photograph (http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2978/bushhuggingbunnyxp7.jpg) of Dubya in an embrace with a 7-foot tall lady Easter Bunny.

But what are they really saying? The world needs to know!

[News article (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/24/wbunny124.xml) placing photograph in context].

I don't blame you. If you couldn't find those WMD's no one could.

"Look, I've gotten a lot o' flak over not being able to find those WMDs. Now can you at least tell me where you hid those eggs so I can tell the world I actually found something for a change?"