Jhahannam
24-03-2008, 22:58
So, the space alien cult I joined didn't work out, so I've decided to participate in a new religion.
Chris Walkenism.
I would like to propose its tenets in the
10 Sayings of the Walken God
So, any Walken fans (or even just knowledgeable detractors) please post nominations for Walken words (from a movie or from his interviews, whatever) so we can codify this Religion and apply for tax-free status.
My first suggestion:
"You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is."
I interpret this parable to mean "In life, be tolerant and patient until the line is crossed, then decisively fuck up anybody who has it coming".
Other quotes, other interpretations?
Chris Walkenism.
I would like to propose its tenets in the
10 Sayings of the Walken God
So, any Walken fans (or even just knowledgeable detractors) please post nominations for Walken words (from a movie or from his interviews, whatever) so we can codify this Religion and apply for tax-free status.
My first suggestion:
"You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is."
I interpret this parable to mean "In life, be tolerant and patient until the line is crossed, then decisively fuck up anybody who has it coming".
Other quotes, other interpretations?