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Christopher Walken for God in '08

Jhahannam
24-03-2008, 22:58
So, the space alien cult I joined didn't work out, so I've decided to participate in a new religion.

Chris Walkenism.

I would like to propose its tenets in the

10 Sayings of the Walken God


So, any Walken fans (or even just knowledgeable detractors) please post nominations for Walken words (from a movie or from his interviews, whatever) so we can codify this Religion and apply for tax-free status.

My first suggestion:

"You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is."

I interpret this parable to mean "In life, be tolerant and patient until the line is crossed, then decisively fuck up anybody who has it coming".


Other quotes, other interpretations?
Barringtonia
25-03-2008, 04:18
Clifford Worley: You know, I don't believe you.
Coccotti: That's of minor importance. What is of major fucking importance is that I believe you.

Here, Christopher Walken is pointing out that what we think or do in life does not matter, ultimately, it does not matter whether we believe in Him or not because the only thing that matters is whether he believes in us.

Vincenzo Coccotti: We're gonna have a little Q&A, and at the risk of sounding redundant, please... make your answers genuine.

...and when he questions you, better be telling the truth because He has like 17 different ways of telling whether you're speaking the truth or not and, if you don't...

Coccotti: Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothing but you're telling me everything.

Hence...

Coccotti: That smarts, doesn't it? Getting slammed in the nose. Fucks you all up. You get that pain shootin' through your brain, your eyes fill up with water. That ain't any kind of fun, but what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get. And it won't ever get that good again.

Here He gets to the crux of the matter, he will smack us in the face if we lie, hell, if we don't lie he'll smack us in the face, just to see our reaction so he can better tell whether we're lying in the future.

Coccotti: I haven't killed anybody since 1984. Goddamn his soul to burn for eternity in fucking hell for making me get my hands dirty.

He is merciful, unless you cross Him, in which case your entire family is going to learn the meaning of pain.

It's not that I want to believe in Him, it's that I fear the consequences of not believing in Him.

Typical religion really.
Tmutarakhan
25-03-2008, 06:00
Quote:
I've got the FEVER, and the only cure is... more COWBELL!

Self-explanatory, really.
Raysia
25-03-2008, 06:17
Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse. (Amen)

and of course, plenty of lines from batman.

Selina Kyle: Ok, Intimidate me, bully me if it makes you feel big. I mean it's not like you can just kill me...
Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: Actually, it's a lot like that.
and
Max: ...and Bruce Wayne... why are you dressed up like Batman?
Selina: Because he -is- Batman, you moron!
Max: Not for long. *draws gun*
1010102
25-03-2008, 06:35
Quote:
I've got the FEVER, and the only cure is... more COWBELL!

Self-explanatory, really.

Damn you beat me to it.
IL Ruffino
25-03-2008, 06:44
He can fly, so he must be god.
Straughn
25-03-2008, 06:46
He gots wifey's vote.
Well, if screams of passion are to be believed. <.<
>.>
Lunatic Goofballs
25-03-2008, 08:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc

:)