NationStates Jolt Archive

After seeing AFI's 100 years 100 Quotes, it got me wondering, what are NSG's favorite movie quotes? For starters, its a toss up between "You can't fight in here, this is the warroom" from Dr.Strangelove, and "You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like - victory" from Apocalypse Now.

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse"- The Godfather- Part 1

Too many to list...

"I'm your huckleberry" Tombstone

"Why, thank you, Doctor!" Teri Garr, Young Frankenstein

"Those who will not live by the law, WILL DIE BY THE LAW!."
-The Ten Commanments the part where Moses throws the stone tablets at the sinning Israelites and the ground opens up.

"Fill your hands, you sons-of-bitches"
-True Grit the part where John Wayne throws down on six deperadoes

"Two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns and those who dig."
-The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly the part where Clint Eastwood gets the treasure from Tucco.

"You think I'm funny? Funny how, like I'm a clown?..etc."
-Goodfellas the part where Joe Pesci practically makes the kid shit himself before letting up on him.

"Tell Mikey it weren't nothing personal ya know, it was business"
-The Godfather the part at the end where Tessio gets taken away

"I know it was you, Fredo, you broke my heart!"
The Godfather II the part where Michael gives Fredo the kiss of death.

And...pretty much the entire two hours+ of Tombstone and Spinal Tap.

"We need BIG FUCKING GUNS!" - Split Second

"While we're waiting for that truck to hit us in about... oh... 30 seconds, I want you to think about this. You just signed a contract to do a job, in blood, with someone who knew not only what you were going to say, but when you'll say it. now think, who could that person be and do you REALLY wanna piss him off?" - Interstate 60: Episodes of the Road

"OK, ONE of you will be my wife, the other can be my Mistress!" - 808 TTS: Airbats

"... And now for something completely different." - Monty Python

"You think I'm funny? Funny how, like I'm a clown?..etc."
-Goodfellas

Thats a good call. Great scene.

"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Hit it."

"If you're going to dine with the Devil... You're gonna need a long spoon!" - Crazy old cyborg guy with a machine gun about to gun down 40 guards in a cheesy C- 80s action film. You might think that this quote would make sense in context, but it doesn't. I just gave you the context, and it still doesn't make any sense.

Napalm in the morning quote is one of my favorites.

Another Kilgore quote I love: "Charlie don't surf."

Jules: "The path of the Righteous man is beset on all sides..." from Pulp Fiction.

The General: "Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod." Superman II, either version (Donner version is better).

Maximus Decimus Meridius: "If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!" Gladiator

And of course, for the sheer momentousness of this single quote, which changed everything.

"No, I am your father!"
-Vader

Tis only a flesh wound!- The Black Knight, Monty Python and the search for the holy grail.

Gosh! Flippin' idiot!- Napoleon Dynamite

Tina you FAT LARD, come get some dinner!- Napoleon Dynamite

Myyy... Precious....- Golem, LOTR

"TONIGHT WE DINE... IN HELL!!!" -300

"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Hit it."

I love that movie.

"Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. You know your perception is completely fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight. kinda like using the Force" - Heavy Metal

"He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!" - Heavy Metal

"ACHTUNG!", and/or "LOOOOOS!" - any film with Germans in it set in World War 2. The dialogue of Das Boot gets a special mention for being both extremely pretentious in places, and LOS!tabulous in others.

"oh im sorry, did i break your concentration?"

"what aint no counrty i ever heard of, they speak englisk in what?"
-pulp fiction breakfast scene

"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?"

-Mona Lisa Vito, My Cousin Vinnie

Bendis: "We're gonna die."
Mal: "We are not gonna die. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw!"
Bendis and Mal, Firefly

Bandit: You gonna give us what's due us and every damn thing else on that boat. And I think maybe you gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the missus.
Jayne: Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.
Mal: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
Jayne: If I could make you prutier, I would.
Mal: Oh! You are not the man I met a year ago.
[Mal and Jayne pull their guns]
Mal: Now think real hard. You've been birddoggin' this township a while now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
Jayne and Mal, Firefly

Joss Whedon is my hero :)

What happened to my Honda?

Sorry baby but I had to crash that Honda.

Whose motorcycle is this?

It's a chopper, baby

Whose chopper is this?

It's Zed's, baby.

Who's Zed?

Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.

Steve Martin (in jail): "She just saw me with another woman! You're French, you understand that!"

Chief Inspector André: "To be with another woman, zat is French; to be caught, zat is American."

-Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.




Ned Pepper: "What's your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall?"

Rooster Cogburn: "I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?"

Ned Pepper: "I call that mighty bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."

Rooster Cogburn: "Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!"

-True Grit.

"Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness."

Ahmad Ibn Fadlan The 13th Warrior

"The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle is over, that even a god-king can bleed.."

Leonidas 300

"Dance with the devil and the devil don’t change, the devil changes you."

Max California 8MM

Here's some I like, from one of my favorite films Starsky and Hutch( I like comedy):

"It's not a boat, it's a yacht"

Starsky: "Do it"

Reese Feldman: "If this shit wasn't illigal, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.

Huggy Bear: " Look man, this grass is Alabama Creepin' Bend, as opposed to Georgia Creepin' Bend. It's lighter"
Reese Feldman: "You know alot about golf"
Huggy Bear: "I know even more about grass"

Reese Feldman: "Ya know, I believe it was our buddy Bill Shakespeare who said, "To err is human, but to forgive, well that's right on"

I can't see how anyone can forget this one:

What we got here is a failure to communicate-Cool Hand Luke

"ACHTUNG!", and/or "LOOOOOS!" - any film with Germans in it set in World War 2. The dialogue of Das Boot gets a special mention for being both extremely pretentious in places, and LOS!tabulous in others.

Wait, the English dialogue, or the German? I watch it in German with English subtitles.

"I'm kind of a big deal." - Anchorman
"Help help, I'm bein' repressed!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"I'm sick of you being so dark while I'm so impish and whimsical." - Walk Hard
"Are we. . .black?" - Blazing Saddles

"This is madness."
"No. THIS IS SPARTA!"- 300

"Do you want me to come with you?"
"No."
"Good." - Beowulf.

"Maybe happiness is only something we can pursue." - The Pursuit of Happyness.

Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.

-Real Genius

"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Hit it."

Awesome.

Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.

-Real Genius

"HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE FROZEN!?!"

Love that movie.

Dr. Strangelove has so many great lines:
"Well, I don't think it's fair to criticize a whole program just because of a single slipup!"
"But... the whole point of the Doomsday Machine... is lost... if you KEEP it a SECRET, WHY didn't you tell the WORLD?"

So does Life of Brian:
"Thanks evermuch for the gold and frankincense, but next time, don't trouble so much about the myrrh..."
"You're all individuals!" -- "YES! WE'RE ALL INDIVIDUALS!" -- "I'm not"

And Princess Bride:
"I should tell you... I'm not left-handed either!"
"Thank you for reminding me of such a painful subject. Why don't you just give me a papercut and pour lemon juice on it?"

"A donkey that has to hide his identity? Something interesting is gonna happen here."

-- Tom Hanks, Bachelor Party

Wait, the English dialogue, or the German? I watch it in German with English subtitles.
I watch it with or without subtitles, depending on my mood, but always in German, although I'm slightly annoyed that in my copy the German audio is like 12% of the volume of the English audio.

*adds a quote*

"You gotta shoot for the heart... *ping*... no, you gotta shoot for the HEART... *ping*" - A Fistful of Dollars.

"Death? Whaddya all know 'bout death?" - Platoon

I watch it with or without subtitles, depending on my mood, but always in German, although I'm slightly annoyed that in my copy the German audio is like 12% of the volume of the English audio.

*adds a quote*

"You gotta shoot for the heart... *ping*... no, you gotta shoot for the HEART... *ping*" - A Fistful of Dollars.

"To kill one, you have to hit 'im in both hearts. If you shoot only one, that just pisses 'im off."

-- Alien Nation

Starship Troopers

Johnny Rico
"I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!"

"M.I. does the dying. Fleet just does the flying."

"Come on you apes. You want to live forever?"


Lieutenant Jean Rasczak
"This is for all you new people: I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself. You get me?"


Zander
"One day someone like me is gonna kill you and your whole fucking race!"


Lieutenant Willy
"We are going in with the first wave, means more bugs for us to kill. You smash the entire area, you kill anything with more than two legs. You get me?"


Sky Marshall Diennes
"We must meet this threat with our valor, our blood, indeed with our very lives to ensure that human civilization, not insect, dominates this galaxy now and always!"


Buenos Aires man
"The only good bug's a dead bug!"

Lestat:
"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves."

Interview With The Vampire

I like, in Glory, just before the assault on Fort Wagner:

"Give 'em hell, 54!"

It's a real touching moment.

Or, how could anybody forget "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Kill Bill Vol. 2:
"How do I look?"
"You look ready."
[Bill walks his five steps]


Gladiator:

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north and general of the Felix Legions, loyal servant of the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

"People should know when they're conquered."
"Would you, Quintus? Would I?"

"The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends."

Life of Brian:

"Here! I-I've got an idea. Suppose that you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb — which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' — but that he can have the right to have babies."

"But apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

"... How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?"

"Crucifixion?"
"Ah, no. Freedom."
"What?"
"Eh, freedom for me. they said I hadn't done anything, so I can go and live on an island somewhere."
"Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then."
"No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really!"
"Oh, I see, very good. Well..."
"Yes I know, out the door, one cross each, line on the left. "

"If it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?"
"If it's not a personal question!? How much more personal can you get? Now piss off!"
"She is, yeah...definitely..."

The Patriot:
"If I die, I will die well-dressed."

Just a few off the top of my head. I'm sure others'll come to mind later.

"I want what they want, and every other guy who came out here and spilled his guts wants; For our country to love us as much as we love it. That's what I want."

-John Rambo to Col. Troutman, Rambo:First Blood Part II

"Lo, there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brotehrs. Lo, there do I see the line of all my ancestors back to the beginning They welcome me. They bid me join them in the Halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever."

-Viking Prayer, The 13th Warrior

"Fine, lets do all the things you want to do" - Ace ventura when nature calls

"what the f**k is this?"
"obviously your not a golfer" -The Big Labowski

"You moterboating son of a bitch" -wedding crashers

"I've got the need..... the need, for speed" -Top Gun

"There has got to be more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking" -zoolander

"Martha stewart and the brass on the titanic, they are all going down." (drinks beer) "the things you own end up owning you" -Fight Club

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker" -Die Hard

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." -The Usual Suspects

"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." -Office Space

"Round up the usual suspects." -Casablanca

That scene where Harry Powell explains his fists in Night of the Hunter

"Oh, mother! Blood!" --Psycho

This is Sparta! - 300

"Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. You know your perception is completely fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight. kinda like using the Force" - Heavy Metal

"He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!" - Heavy Metal

"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?"

-Mona Lisa Vito, My Cousin Vinnie

Awesome stuff...

...my 2 cents.

"Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." - Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski

"Those who will not live by the law, WILL DIE BY THE LAW!."
-The Ten Commanments the part where Moses throws the stone tablets at the sinning Israelites and the ground opens up.

"Fill your hands, you sons-of-bitches"
-True Grit the part where John Wayne throws down on six deperadoes

"Two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns and those who dig."
-The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly the part where Clint Eastwood gets the treasure from Tucco

"It's not the years honey. It's the mileage."
-Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark when they are on the ship.

"I don't know. I'm making this up as I go."
-Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark when the truck leaves with the ark of the covenant

"Shields shall be shaken. Spears shall be splintered. A sore day. A red day. And the sun rises!"
-Theoden's speech before the Ride of The Rohrim in LOTR Return of the King.

"Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!"
-Aragorn's speech to the armies fo the men of the west at the black gate

"I can't carry it but I can carry you"
-Samwise Gamgee to F
rodo in LOTR Return of the King

"Don't call me uncle. I ain't your uncle. No need to call me Mr. Edwards, nor grandpa, nor Methusala."
-Ethan Edwards(john wayne) to Martin Pauley(jeffery hunter) in The Searchers

"Round up the usual suspects." -Casablanca
And: "I'm shocked, SHOCKED, to find that gambling is going on in Rick's Cafe!"

"Here's looking at you, kid!"

"The troubles of two people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."

"If you don't get on that plane, you'll regret it-- maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life."

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

-The Boondock Saints

"Do you want me to come with you?"
"No."
"Good." - Beowulf.

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hey is that a good film then? i've been thinking about getting it but i wasn't sure.

"In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."


"Do you renounce Satan?"
[cutaway] :mp5::mp5::sniper:
"I do renounce him"
[cutaway] :mp5::mp5::sniper:
"And all his works?"
[cutaway] :mp5::mp5::sniper:
"I do renounce them" -- The Godfather

Dr. Strangelove;
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids...General Jack D. Ripper

Soylent Green;
Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!
Carlton Heston

"Do you renounce Satan?"
[cutaway] :mp5::mp5::sniper:
"I do renounce him"
[cutaway] :mp5::mp5::sniper:
"And all his works?"
[cutaway] :mp5::mp5::sniper:
"I do renounce them" -- The Godfather
This is the only time I have seen the :sniper: used in a way that actually added something to the post. Props to Tmutarakhan.
As an interesting aside, this is the only post I will ever make where I use the phrase, "props to..."

hey is that a good film then? i've been thinking about getting it but i wasn't sure.

In the end, it's(Beowulf)still just a cartoon. No matter how good any animation is, it's still not as good as actual people. Plus, the 3-D aspect tends to distracts more than it enhances. It would have been better as a live action movie, they might have had to sacrifice some of the special effects, but in the end it would have been a better movie.

"With enough soap you can blow up anything"
-Tyler Durden Fight Club

We were sent by Him who is called I Am!
-Dogma

All around this house I see the signs. My daughter looks but she does not see. This is a house that will break into pieces. It's not too late. All my pains, my regrets, I will gather them together. My daughter will hear me calling, even though I've said no words. She will climb the stairs to find me. She will be scared because at first her eyes will see nothing. She will feel in her heart this place where she hides her fears. She will know I am waiting like a tiger in the trees, now ready to leap out and cut her spirit loose.
-Joy Luck Club

Boondock Saints:
"We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doing business, but we're always open." (I lived in apartment #711 last year. Too bad I moved to a new complex.)
"Is it... dead?"
"Why don't you m-make like a tree a tree and g-g-g-get the fuck out!"

The Village:
"The world moves for love, and kneels before it in awe."

But I'm A Cheerleader:
"Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."

"No inappropriate behavior is allowed here."
'Like swearing?'
*Like fucking.*

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil:
"Listen to me, the walk imaginary pets here, Garland. On a fucking leash. Alright? And they're all heavily armed and drunk. New York is boring!"
And pretty much anything Chablis says is priceless.

SLC Punk!:
"To be an anarchist in Salt Lake City was certainly no easy task, especially in 1985. And having no money, no job, no plans for the future, the true anarchist position was in itself a strenuous job."
"I don't know who started it and I don't give a fuck. The one thing I do know is that we did it harder, we did it faster, and we definitely did it with more love, baby. You can't take that away from us." (on punk)


Let me be lame for a moment-
Pulp Fiction:
"English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"

In the end, it's(Beowulf)still just a cartoon. No matter how good any animation is, it's still not as good as actual people. Plus, the 3-D aspect tends to distracts more than it enhances. It would have been better as a live action movie, they might have had to sacrifice some of the special effects, but in the end it would have been a better movie.


Seeing Ray Winstone's moobs /= better film

In no particular order, some of my favorites:

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouFnQTq6gNQ)

Yeah, well I guess they had it coming.

We all have it coming, kid. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y07NENVxMRE&feature=related)

Where are the white women at? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJkHykGRXrw)

Game over, man. Game over! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh0qD0aA2bY&feature=related)

And my favorite of all time:

Oh stewardess, I speak jive. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xHPU6NulM)

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=lTaVxTmB5k4



Guy from Mac Commercials: "Dude, you killed a chopper with a car!"

John McClane: "I ran out of bullets!"

-Live Free or Die Hard

Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.

-Real Genius

"HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE FROZEN!?!"

Love that movie.
"ICE IS NICE!!!"

"This? this is ICE... it's what happens to water when it gets too cold. This is Kent, This is what happens when you get sexually repressed"

"This is a penis stretcher... wanna try it?"

"I file this under "H" for "Toy"

"I was just contemplating the immortal words of Socrates who said 'I drank... W.what?'"

"You're Laborers... you're supposed to be Laboring. This is what happens when you don't get a College Degree."

loove that movie!

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
-Trainspotting

and HOW could I forget WIZARDS!

Max: Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged...
Fritz: Max! Max, I'm okay! I'm okay max. Just a scratch. Look I'm all right.
Max: Oh. Oh, damn. There you go again, stepping on my lines, raining on my parade, costing me medals. Oh, damn.
[Accidentally shoots Fritz]
Max: Ohh. Oh, Fritz? Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Take that! Take that! They killed Fritz!

" I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your lying, yellow, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!"

" All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin! "

" 1... 2... 10!"

:mp5:

"Keep the change ya filthy animal!"

- home alone

Liam Neeson:

Honour is the gift man gives to himself.

Rob Roy

"I say we frag this fuck son of a bitch right now"
-Aliens

"Everybody's dying! We need guns!"
-AVP2

"SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER! SAY WHAT AGAIN!"
-Pulp Fiction

"IT'S A TRAP!"
-Star Wars

Everything from The Big Lebowski.

"Call me Snake."
-Escape from LA

"Alright, nobody panick, I'm here."
-Big Trouble in Little China.

Boondock Saints:
"We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doing business, but we're always open." (I lived in apartment #711 last year. Too bad I moved to a new complex.)
"Is it... dead?"
"Why don't you m-make like a tree a tree and g-g-g-get the fuck out!"

"We're going to have to get you a book of proverbs; this mixing and matching shit has to go!"

"Stop your rhyming now, I mean it."

"Anybody want a peanut?"

"ARGH!"

Sin City:

"Get me a hard top with a decent engine. And make sure it's got a big trunk in back."

Hot Fuzz:
"Your a doctor, deal with it!!" -Sgt. Nicholas Angel

"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?"

-Mona Lisa Vito, My Cousin Vinnie

It's kind of ridiculous how much this gets quoted in my house.

"We're going to have to get you a book of proverbs; this mixing and matching shit has to go!"

"There's nine bodies, genius."
"What the fuck were you going to do, laugh the other three to death, funny man?"

"There's nine bodies, genius."
"What the fuck were you going to do, laugh the other three to death, funny man?"

No one has done this one yet (even though I love the tirade it goes with):
"You shut your fat ass, Rayvie. I can't buy a pack of smokes without running in to nine guys you've fucked!"

"Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker." --Die Hard

"So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president." --Good Will Hunting

"I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog." --Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"re you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!"
"Why don't you give her a break, Jimmy..."
"Oh, you zip it, Doris! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry?"
"No, no, no."
"Yeah! NO. And do you know why?"
"No..."
"Because there's no crying in baseball. THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! No crying! "

"May the force be with you."



"Jack Sparrow..."

"Captain. Captain Jack Sparrow."



"Sand."

"Beach."

"Trees? I heard they are wonderful conversationalists."

Myyy... Precious....- Golem, LOTRGolem ?? :eek: no fucking way

"There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I expect even now orders are being shouted into telephones and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words are for the means to meaning, and to those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country isn't there?" - V, in V for Vendetta

Game over, man. Game over! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh0qD0aA2bY&feature=related)
'We better hurry, it's getting dark soon and they mostly come at night. Mostly.'
Aliens

'I say we take off and nuke the enire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.'
Aliens

'Marty, you need to come back with me. Back to the future.'
Back to the Future.

These aren't classic, just some of my favorites.

"Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic." --Bull Durham

"That's fucking blasphemy. Elvis wasn't a cajun!" --The Committments

"I learned a new word today. Atom bomb. It was a white light, like God taking a photograph." --Empire of the Sun

"You know what I think when I'm this close to another body? I think one day at one moment... this body that I'm holding in my arms will stop breathing... stop living. Just... stop. One day you'll happen upon my name in the obits and you'll remember this moment when we were so close."
"You're a real fuckin' upper." --Igby Goes Down

"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear." --Office Space

"I wrote a suicide note."
"You did?"
"Right after I regained consciousness."
"Can we read it?"
"No."
"Can you paraphrase it for us?"
"I don't think so."
"Was it dark?"
"Of course it's dark, it's a suicide note."--The Royal Tennenbaums

Fuck, fuck, what the fuck, etc.
Well, it certainly shows the diversity of the word.
-Boondock Saints

Can i kill him now ?
-24 hours in London

I am Godzilla!! You are japan !!!
-Things to do in Denver when your dead.

I'm gonna get a couple of hard pipin niggers, with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. .... I'm gonna get medieval on his ass.
-Pulp Fiction

JOHN HAMMOND
This is just a delay, that's all this is. All major
theme parks have had delays. When they opened
Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.


IAN MALCOLM
But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks
down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

Jurrassic Park

"You didn't have anything to do with his death, did you?"
"I killed him."
V for Vendetta. So open, so honest =P

"What do we do now?"
"Running would be a good idea."
Godzilla.

"You're hit!"
"I ain't got time to be hit."
"But you're bleeding!"
"I ain't got time to bleed."

-Predator

"I just had a terrible thought; what if this IS all a dream?"
"Then kss me quick before you wake up."

-Total Recall

"How bad?"
"As in 'Oh God, oh God we're all gonna die.'"
"This is your captain speaking. We may run into some slight turbulence and then explode."
"Explode? I don't wanna explode."

-Serenity

Lee Adama's whole speech at the trial of Gaius Baltar in the season 3 finale of Battlestar Galactica

'bogus...'- bill and ted :sniper:

Can't remember what film it was from but I love the Frankie Howerd quote

"Infamy....infamy....they've all got it in for me"

All Jesse Hooker in Near Dark:
"I taught that boy everything he knew, but I didn't teach him everything I know. The last sound you hear on your way to Hell will be your guts snapping like a bullwhip."
"What do I want? Just a few moments of your time-about the same duration as the rest of your lives."
"Your skin's as soft as a preacher's belly..."
Homer and Sevren, Near Dark:
Homer:"Do you have any idea what it's like being a grown man in a little boy's body?"
Sevren:"Do you have any idea what it's like hearing about it every night?"

"Who fancies some chips?" Calendar girls.

Mr Blakeworth: "Tell them to drop the charges against me and I'll give you all the help that's in my power..."

Vicar: "Yes, of Course, of Course, Charge withdrawn, quickly, we've only got six hours!"

The Titfield Thunderbolt.

"Frankly my dear I Don't give a damn." Gone with the Wind.

Stationmaster: "What's this bunting for?"

Ticketman: "the Relief of Mafeking!" Oh! Mr Porter.

"Round Up the Usual Suspects" Casablanca.

"The English have always been nice to mad people, look how sweet he's been, tea, milk, even sugar" Brief Encounter.

"Don't you think that's a little too generous" A Matter of Life and Death.

Can't remember what film it was from but I love the Frankie Howerd quote

"Infamy....infamy....they've all got it in for me"

Kenneth Williams, Carry on Cleo.

Not a fan, but it crops up so regularly on programmes here it's become ingrained.

"Never again will I allow our political self-interest to deter us from doing what we know to be morally right. Atrocity and terror are not political weapons, and to those who would use them, your day is over. We will never negotiate. We will no longer tolerate and we will no longer be afraid. It's your turn to be afraid."
-Harrison Ford Air Force One

'I say we take off and nuke the enire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.'
Aliens

"This is a very expensive installation..." -- "Well they can bill me!"

"Those who will not live by the law, WILL DIE BY THE LAW!."
-The Ten Commanments the part where Moses throws the stone tablets at the sinning Israelites and the ground opens up.

"Hear me! Oh, hear me! All pay heed! The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen *crash* ...oy! TEN! Ten Commandments for all to obey!" -- Mel Brooks as Moses in History of the World Part I:D

"Saigon … shit; I'm still only in Saigon … Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now … waiting for a mission … getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter."

"Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I'd never want another."

Martin Sheen Apocalypse Now

"Alright, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! - [continuing nonchalantly] - It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart. Shop S-Mart... You got that?!!"

"Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king. [grabs girl close] Hail to the king, baby"

Bruce Campbell Army of Darkness

"we're gonna need a bigger boat" Chief Brody, Jaws

"It's priest...have a little priest."
Helena Bonham-Carter in "Sweeney Todd the demon barber from Fleet Street".

"you've had your six shots" James Bond, Dr.No

"Go ahead-Make my day" Harry Callahan

"Does it work on stains?" Josie Wales

"I'm gonna take you apart!" "Well I hope you can enjoy the victory with one frigging eye!"

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" - Harry Calahan, Dirty Harry

"Bunch a slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurs, just like me!"

"Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
'Sir, no, sir!'
"Are you a peter puffer?"
'Sir, no, sir!'
"I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around."


"Did your parents have any children that lived?"
'Sir, yes, sir!'
"I'll bet they regret that."

"Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister."

"You can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps."

Pretty much all of Full Metal Jacket is very quotable. Don't know why I didn't think of it the first time.

"Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
'Sir, no, sir!'
"Are you a peter puffer?"
'Sir, no, sir!'
"I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around."


"Did your parents have any children that lived?"
'Sir, yes, sir!'
"I'll bet they regret that."

"Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister."

"You can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps."

Pretty much all of Full Metal Jacket is very quotable. Don't know why I didn't think of it the first time.

Not as effective without R. Lee Ermey's voice. I love the fact that he was the military advisor and the actor originally cast couldn't deliver the lines correctly, so they cast R. Lee.

IS THAT A TEAR I SEE IN YOUR EYE PRIVATE?!? DO YOU WANT YOUR MOMMY?!? ARE YOU GOING TO CRY?!?

"Gonna be awful hard eatin' corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth.

--Tucker McElroy (Charles Napier) in The Blues Brothers

"This is what you get when you fuck around with the Yakuza! Now go home to your mother!" - Kill Bill

"Don't worry kid, I won't die, I'm too Tough. I'm Too Stupid" - Star Raiders

"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw... does that sound like 'we're ok' to you?" - Evil Dead 2

"I want Peace. PEACE! PEACE!! [sings] a little piece of England, a little piece of France, just a leg of Turkey and India by chance..." - To Be or Not To Be

Bendis: "We're gonna die."
Mal: "We are not gonna die. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw!"
Bendis and Mal, Firefly

Bandit: You gonna give us what's due us and every damn thing else on that boat. And I think maybe you gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the missus.
Jayne: Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.
Mal: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
Jayne: If I could make you prutier, I would.
Mal: Oh! You are not the man I met a year ago.
[Mal and Jayne pull their guns]
Mal: Now think real hard. You've been birddoggin' this township a while now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
Jayne and Mal, Firefly

Joss Whedon is my hero :)

I suppose this is where I should bitch at the use of these quotes, because technically those are not from a movie, but I will be damned if I ever say a bad word towards somebody who has just uttered from the Book of Jayne.
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Teacher: "Earth-that-was could no longer sustain our numbers, we were so many. We found a new solar system; dozens of planets, and hundreds of moons. Each one terraformed, a process taking decades, to support human life, to be new Earths. The Central Planets formed the Alliance, ruled by an inter-planetary parliament, the Alliance was a beacon of civilization. The savage outer planets were not so enlightened, and refused Alliance control. The war was devestating, but the Alliances' victory over the Independents insured a safer universe, and now everyone can enjoy the comfort, and enlightenment, of true civilization."
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"The boy spent his entire fortune developing the contacts to infiltrate this place."

Dr. Mathias: "Gave up a brilliant future in medicine as well. It's madness."

"Madness? Have you looked at this scan carefully, Doctor? At his face? It's love, in point of fact. Something a good deal more dangerous."
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"This is a good death. There's no shame in this, in a mans death, a man who has done fine works. We're making a better world, all of them, better worlds...young miss I need you to go to work now, I think I may have a long way to travel."
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Mal Reynolds: "It ain't all buttons and charts little albatross. Do you know what the first rule of flying is? Well, I suppose you do, since you already know what I'm about to say."

River Tam: "I do, but I like to hear you say it."

Captain Tightpants:"Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but if you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turn of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she aught to fall down, tells you she's hurtin' before she keens, makes her home."

Little Albatross:"Storms getting worse."

"We'll pass through it soon enough."

“Makeup and color?”

“It’s a black…..tank” - Batman Begins

"You're hit!"
"I ain't got time to be hit."
"But you're bleeding!"
"I ain't got time to bleed."

-Predator
I like the other guy's reply to Ventura:
"Oh...you got time to duck then?" (just before firing several grenade rockets into the cliff they're standing under)
Made Ventura's tough-guy act look totally silly. I liked Predator because of that - they started off with every cliche tough-guy they could think of and then had them all killed off by without so much as a blink.

A few I can think of, off-hand:
"I kick ass for the Lord!"

"That's my mother you're pissing on!"

"Your mother ate my dog!"
"Not all of it."

"Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys."
(all from the same movie and shame on you if you don't know it!)

"Danish scum!" (or if you prefer, "Danskjävlar!")

"What do you want me to do?"
"Do like we do in Sweden: bribe somebody!"
(Riget)

Pretty much everything Tuco says in "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"
"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."
"You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you."
"I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise."
"If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?"

"Step aside, Butch."

"There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I expect even now orders are being shouted into telephones and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words are for the means to meaning, and to those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country isn't there?" - V, in V for Vendetta

I enjoyed that entire part, but the bolded part is one of my absolute favorite lines ever.

Also:

Remember the Titans:

Nurse: Only kin's allowed in here.
Gerry: Alice, are you blind? Don't you see the family resemblance? That's my brother.
Nurse: All right.
Julius: Oh, man.
Gerry: Well, you think I look banged up, you should see my Camaro.
Julius: Man, I sure am sorry, man. I should have been there with you.
Gerry: What are you talking about? You would've been in that bed right next to me.
Julius: You can't be hurt like this. You ... you're Superman.
Gerry: I was afraid of you, Julius. I only saw what I was afraid of. And now I know I was only hating my brother.
Julius: I'll tell you what, though. Um, when all this is over ... me and you are gonna move out to the same neighborhood together. OK? And, um ... and we'll get old, and we'll get fat. And there ain't gonna be all this black - white between us.
Gerry [chuckles]: Left side.
Julius: Strong side.

Meaning of Life:
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

From Zoolander:

Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

Marla Singer: she's like the scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you just stop tonguing it, but you can't.
There's far, far too many, and i've so little, little time.

"Fat Bastard: I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook."

Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me

"You're a big man, but you're out of shape" - Get Carter

"Sporks" - Snakes on a plane

I k now this isn't a movie, but it is still on eof my favorites.

Lee Adama, in Battlestar Galactica Episode Crossroads, Part II:

"Did the defendant make mistakes? Sure. He did. Serious mistakes. But did he actually commit any crimes? Did he commit treason? No. I mean, it was an impossible situation. When the Cylons arrived, what could he possibly do? What could anyone have done? (looking at the audience) Ask yourself, what would you have done? (looking at the judges) What would you have done? If he had refused to surrender, the Cylons would have probably nuked the planet right then and there. So did he appear to cooperate with the Cylons? Sure. So did hundreds of others. What's the difference between him and them? The President issued a blanket pardon. They were all forgiven, no questions asked. Colonel Tigh. Colonel Tigh used suicide bombers, killed dozens of people. Forgiven. Lieutenant Agathon and Chief Tyrol. They murdered an officer on the Pegasus. Forgiven. The Admiral. The Admiral instigated a military coup d'état against the President. Forgiven. And me? Well, where do I begin? I shot down a civilian passenger ship, the Olympic Carrier. Over a thousand people on board. Forgiven. I raised my weapon to a superior officer, committed an act of mutiny. Forgiven. And then on the very day when Baltar surrendered to those Cylons, I as commander of Pegasus jumped away. I left everybody on that planet, alone, undefended, for months. I even tried to persuade the Admiral never to return, to abandon you all there for good. If I'd had my way nobody would have made it off that planet. I'm the coward. I'm the traitor. I'm forgiven. I'd say we are very forgiving of mistakes. We make our own laws now; our own justice. And we've been pretty creative in finding ways to let people off the hook for everything from theft to murder. And we've had to be, because...because we're not a civilization anymore. We are a gang, and we are on the run, and we have to fight to survive. We have to break rules. We have to bend laws. We have to improvise. But not this time, no. Not this time. Not for Gaius Baltar. (looking at Baltar) No, you...you have to die, because, well, because we don't like you very much. Because you're arrogant. Because you're weak. Because you're a coward, and we, the mob, want to throw you out of the airlock, because you didn't stand up to the Cylons and get yourself killed in the process. That's justice now. You should have been killed back on New Caprica, but since you had the temerity to live, we're going to execute you now. That's justice. [...] This case...this case is built on emotion, on anger, bitterness, vengeance. But most of all, it is built on shame. (looking at his father) It's about the shame of what we did to ourselves back on that planet. It's about the guilt of those of us who ran away. Who ran away. And we're trying to dump all that guilt and all that shame on one man and then flush him out the airlock, and hope that just gets rid of it all. So that we could live with ourselves. But that won't work. That won't work. That's not justice; not to me. Not to me. "

I know this isn't a movie, but it is still on eof my favorites.

Lee Adama, in Battlestar Galactica Episode Crossroads, Part II:

You are obsessed, aren't you?

Yes.... Yes I am.

I can't pick favorites with so many good quotes, but these ones came to mind just now.

"At an end, your rule is. And not short enough it was."

Yoda, Star Wars: Episode 3.


"The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make ourselves."

Terminator 2. (I think that's how the line goes)


"I can kill you any day I please. But not today."

Cigarette Smoking Man, The X-Files.


Elizabeth asks about Sao Feng.

Barbossa: "He's much like meself, absent my merciful nature and sense of fair play."

Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End.

And from the same film:

"Mister. Did you forget? I'm a heartless wretch."

Davy Jones

"I cannot be summoned like some mongrel pup!"

"Apparently you can."

Davy Jones and Lord Becket.

Yes.... Yes I am.

I'm beginning to like you.
Or, at least, i have the itch of sort.