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So today I woke up to find a mysterious brightly coloured egg at the foot of my bed (I have no idea how it could of gotten there all my doors and windows where shut and securely locked). I jumped in horror as this "egg" was frigging huge, like bigger than my fist! I crept slowly towards a rainmaker instrument a keep near my bed and gave it a swift *crack* shell burst everywhere like an chicken egg with radiation poisoning...

I swear it as though it just burst into a million chocolate pieces and I know it sounds weird but a sweet smell permeated the room (a scent marker?)...but it looks like whatever was inside is now gone...and whatever it is must be still in my house somewhere :eek:. Things got worse as my parents have invited the Mrs over for dinner (for the main course no doubt!) which they would never in a million years do.

being the cautious individual I am, sent an egg to a biologist friend for him to have a look at but I haven't heard anything back yet...I know this might sound crazy but the look on his face was odd...as if he has somehow been waiting for this (or was surprised to still hear from me?)

what do I do NSG!? my advice to everyone is when you see these eggs to break them immediately before they get to you too but what could of laid these things?

is your dog missing?

We should also break the ones that are for sale in pharmacies. Obviously, they're trying to invade. MASSIVELY.

Eat It Before It Eats You!!!

Eat It Before It Eats You!!!

*burp*

done...

So today I woke up to find a mysterious brightly coloured egg at the foot of my bed (I have no idea how it could of gotten there all my doors and windows where shut and securely locked). I jumped in horror as this "egg" was frigging huge, like bigger than my fist! I crept slowly towards a rainmaker instrument a keep near my bed and gave it a swift *crack* shell burst everywhere like an chicken egg with radiation poisoning...

I swear it as though it just burst into a million chocolate pieces and I know it sounds weird but a sweet smell permeated the room (a scent marker?)...but it looks like whatever was inside is now gone...and whatever it is must be still in my house somewhere :eek:. Things got worse as my parents have invited the Mrs over for dinner (for the main course no doubt!) which they would never in a million years do.

being the cautious individual I am, sent an egg to a biologist friend for him to have a look at but I haven't heard anything back yet...I know this might sound crazy but the look on his face was odd...as if he has somehow been waiting for this (or was surprised to still hear from me?)

what do I do NSG!? my advice to everyone is when you see these eggs to break them immediately before they get to you too but what could of laid these things?

Get psychiatric help. For yours and our sake.;)

BTW, they got me. And I´m out to get you now...
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!

Get psychiatric help. For yours and our sake.;)

BTW, they got me. And I´m out to get you now...
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!

psst. we already got him. he's the prototype. designed to think he's human for activation later. a "sleeper" I believe the humans call them.

psst. we already got him. he's the prototype. designed to think he's human for activation later. a "sleeper" I believe the humans call them.

Fo´ rizzle?:eek:
Oh, hum, that might a explain a few things then...

Fo´ rizzle?:eek:
Oh, hum, that might a explain a few things then...

he's the latest prototype... i think. they keep making new versions of us...

anywho, there's still some bugs in him.

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/beefgir/evil%20bunny.jpg

he's the latest prototype... i think. they keep making new versions of us...

anywho, there's still some bugs in him.

That means... that you... and I... are not really you and I!! We´ve all been cloned!!!:eek:

That means... that you... and I... are not really you and I!! We´ve all been cloned!!!:eek:
hm...

here, have an egg and think about it. it will all make sense.


Soon...


*sends brightly colored egg to nanatsu.

Get psychiatric help. For yours and our sake.;)

BTW, they got me. And I´m out to get you now...
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!Someone deliver us from this luny evil.

*Idea* Hmm..... what can defeat something so luny. That is right only the most luny thing on this side of the universe, you know the part that right behind the Death Star, can surely save us. *Idea*

*Pulls out red phone.*

Get me the lunator!

*Calls upon Lunatic Goofballs to save the day.*

*snips Monty-Python-inspired image*

Hey, Ruff! /wave! I posted in your IKEA thread. How you be?
*stops invading Invasion thread*

Someone deliver us from this luny evil.

*Idea* Hmm..... what can defeat something so luny. That is right only the most luny thing on this side of the universe, you know the part that right behind the Death Star, can surely save us. *Idea*

*Pulls out red phone.*

Get me the lunator!

*Calls upon Lunatic Goofballs to save the day.*

I´m sorry to burst your bubble but LG is behind all this...:(

To The Resistance Mobile!

*resists*

wow it looks like I wasn't myself today anyway its all perfectly normal now and your local enforcement should not be contacted. I also hear that these eggs are decorations that you should place by your bedside as ornaments (you should not try to eat them at all because they taste like canine excrement), boy do I sure feel sillier than a high carbohydrate fungus in a protein growth zone right now!

BTW does anyone know how to dispose of say a human like carcass?

BTW does anyone know how to dispose of say a human like carcass?

well, you can either bury it, or burn it. If you Bury it, we'll dig a hold in the back and dump it in where it will then be eaten by maggots and weevils, nibble, nibble, nibble... which can be a bit of a shock if it's not quite dead. or we can burn it, where we stuff it into the flames, crackle, crackle, crackle, which can also be a bit of a shock if it's not quite dead, but quick. and if you want, we can give you a box of ashes that you can pretent are it's.

If you Bury it, we'll dig a hold in the back and dump it in where it will then be eaten by maggots and weevils, nibble, nibble, nibble... which can be a bit of a shock if it's not quite dead.

very well we will form an alliances with these "maggots and weevils" and for their cooperation will provide access to the human incubation units that patrol for balding businessmen

or we can burn it, where we stuff it into the flames, crackle, crackle, crackle, which can also be a bit of a shock if it's not quite dead, but quick. and if you want, we can give you a box of ashes that you can pretent are it's.

this method has been duly noted however fire has provided a less than warm welcome HA HA HA

I´m sorry to burst your bubble but LG is behind all this...:(Such evil words. LG preserve us!!!!

very well we will form an alliances with these "maggots and weevils" and for their cooperation will provide access to the human incubation units that patrol for balding businessmen

this method has been duly noted however fire has provided a less than warm welcome HA HA HA

well, we could eat it... you know, throw it on the barbie... have some wine, worchester sauce... and if you feel a bit guilty afterwards, we can dig a hole and you can throw up in it...

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So today I woke up to find a mysterious brightly coloured egg at the foot of my bed (I have no idea how it could of gotten there all my doors and windows where shut and securely locked). I jumped in horror as this "egg" was frigging huge, like bigger than my fist! I crept slowly towards a rainmaker instrument a keep near my bed and gave it a swift *crack* shell burst everywhere like an chicken egg with radiation poisoning...

I swear it as though it just burst into a million chocolate pieces and I know it sounds weird but a sweet smell permeated the room (a scent marker?)...but it looks like whatever was inside is now gone...and whatever it is must be still in my house somewhere :eek:. Things got worse as my parents have invited the Mrs over for dinner (for the main course no doubt!) which they would never in a million years do.

being the cautious individual I am, sent an egg to a biologist friend for him to have a look at but I haven't heard anything back yet...I know this might sound crazy but the look on his face was odd...as if he has somehow been waiting for this (or was surprised to still hear from me?)

what do I do NSG!? my advice to everyone is when you see these eggs to break them immediately before they get to you too but what could of laid these things?

I see, so things have become odd with an egg randomly appearing next to your bed, and you seem to be a bit hyper too. laid the egg, i have no idea.
wow it looks like I wasn't myself today anyway its all perfectly normal now and your local enforcement should not be contacted. I also hear that these eggs are decorations that you should place by your bedside as ornaments (you should not try to eat them at all because they taste like canine excrement), boy do I sure feel sillier than a high carbohydrate fungus in a protein growth zone right now!

BTW does anyone know how to dispose of say a human like carcass?
well that's a relief i was about to make another thread on NSG about what to do in event of alien eggs found mysteriously.