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Jeez, you take the time to get naked and rampage a store and all you do is break some expensive deli equipment? See, if it had been me, I would have made a beeline for the baked goods. After a severe pie and cake throwing escapade, I'd use my natural agility and experience with slippery surfaces to outmaneuver my pursuers and head to the deli. A few jokes about smoked meat logs later, I'd make a break for the exit and escape before the cops arrived. The last thing I'd need is for my wife to find out I did it again. ... scratch that last sentence. Forget I said it. :p

People like the guy in this article give public drunken naked mayhem a bad name. *nod*

Again?:p

Apparently, the suspect doesn't turn 31 years old until May, which is why people were so surprised to see Hadzick in his birthday suit.
lol..

Did anyone else read his last name as Hazdick?

Did anyone else read his last name as Hazdick?

I do now. >_<

By an ironic twist of fate, this was playing on the store's speakers:

http://www.esnips.com/doc/06325a5d-80ce-4202-85cb-bed10fc7d173/Benny-Hill--Yakety-sax05

Okay, maybe not. But it should have been. :p

Loki re-enters the human domain, ah i see he hasn't forgot his old temptation of good old smash everything while naked, must be a genetic thing you know like when thousands of years ago human beat each other up half naked? I reckon this is some old genetic throwback.
Good story though.

Did anyone else read his last name as Hazdick?

Suppressing homosexual tendencies are we?

Go LG's thread!

Suppressing homosexual tendencies are we?

What makes you think he's suppressing them? :p

By an ironic twist of fate, this was playing on the store's speakers:

http://www.esnips.com/doc/06325a5d-80ce-4202-85cb-bed10fc7d173/Benny-Hill--Yakety-sax05

Okay, maybe not. But it should have been. :p

ROFL!!

So he was drunk, naked, and messing with deli equipment. That's just stupid.

Really, he should consider himself lucky that he didn't get his sausage caught in the meat slicer. :D

Really, he should consider himself lucky that he didn't get his sausage caught in the meat slicer. :D

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/duckman/sick.gif

I'm scarred for life now...

Hadzick is now behind bars on $200,000 bail. He faces numerous charges, including risking a catastrophe, open lewdness, and public drunkeness.

:eek: it must of been a government plot to trick the public into a crazy war on willies!

:eek: it must of been a government plot to trick the public into a crazy war on willies!

If I knew 'risking a catastrophe' was a crime, I wouldn't have had kids. :D

If I knew 'risking a catastrophe' was a crime, I wouldn't have had kids. :D

You have two have you not? :p

Nathaniel and Superfly!

You have two have you not? :p

Nathaniel and Superfly!

Three. My eldest turns four next month and the twins are a little over a year(I refuse to use months).

I suggested that for the twins and wifey shot me down

If I knew 'risking a catastrophe' was a crime, I wouldn't have had kids. :D

ATF agents will be arriving at your door in mere moments to seize your school volcano science project :p

http://www.whtm.com/news/stories/0308/504219.html

Jeez, you take the time to get naked and rampage a store and all you do is break some expensive deli equipment? See, if it had been me, I would have made a beeline for the baked goods. After a severe pie and cake throwing escapade, I'd use my natural agility and experience with slippery surfaces to outmaneuver my pursuers and head to the deli. A few jokes about smoked meat logs later, I'd make a break for the exit and escape before the cops arrived. The last thing I'd need is for my wife to find out I did it again. ... scratch that last sentence. Forget I said it. :p

People like the guy in this article give public drunken naked mayhem a bad name. *nod*

YOU HAVE A WIFE???

YOU HAVE A WIFE???

Why does everyone react like that? :confused:

;)

Three. My eldest turns four next month and the twins are a little over a year(I refuse to use months).

I suggested that for the twins and wifey shot me down

Then surely you must've snuck it into their middle names!?

Something like... Marlene Nathaniel Goofballs and Charlene Superfly Goofballs

Reference to spaceballs in there

Three. My eldest turns four next month and the twins are a little over a year(I refuse to use months).

I suggested that for the twins and wifey shot me down

YOU HAVE KIDS???

Why does everyone react like that? :confused:

;)

Because you're insane, remember? ;)

Because you're insane, remember? ;)

I'm at least half-way there and intend to get myself a wife too :p Not one made of mud either *nods* I already got the girlfriend part.

I just realized I am half-way there in more ways than one :o Insanity and marriage! Perhaps there is a link?

YOU HAVE KIDS???

Nobody was more surprised than I was. Several people lost very large bets.

Because you're insane, remember? ;)

ANd I intend to pass on that insanity into the genepool. :)

I'm at least half-way there and intend to get myself a wife too :p Not one made of mud either *nods* I already got the girlfriend part.

I just realized I am half-way there in more ways than one :o Insanity and marriage! Perhaps there is a link?

Yeah, me too, well, I don't have a girlfriend, but... Soon.

ANd I intend to pass on that insanity into the genepool. :)

You do realize most insanities aren't genetic disorders, right? And that your (likely sane) wife probably will give your kids a somewhat-sane upbringing?

I just realized I am half-way there in more ways than one :o Insanity and marriage! Perhaps there is a link?

"They say marriage is an institution, but who would want to live in an institution?"-Groucho Marx

"They say marriage is an institution, but who would want to live in an institution?"-Groucho Marx

Hmm... does it have free pie on wednesdays?

Course, I'd also want ice cream on sundays. Then I'm in.

You do realize most insanities aren't genetic disorders, right? And that your (likely sane) wife probably will give your kids a somewhat-sane upbringing?

I have faith in my DNA. Besides, if you knew my eldest son, you wouldn't question it either. *nod*

I have faith in my DNA. Besides, if you knew my eldest son, you wouldn't question it either. *nod*

That "nod" thing you do is pretty stylish.

That "nod" thing you do is pretty stylish.

It's also starting to catch on. A few other regulars do it now too.

It's also starting to catch on. A few other regulars do it now too.

But... but... I did it elsewhere before!

I guess I'll just have to go play with my dolls again.

Yet another spaceballs reference. I think it's time for bed...

But... but... I did it elsewhere before!

I guess I'll just have to go play with my dolls again.

Yet another spaceballs reference. I think it's time for bed...

They wouldn't happen to be anatomically correct, would they?

They wouldn't happen to be anatomically correct, would they?

Unless you consider plastic anatomically correct, no.

Unless you consider plastic anatomically correct, no.

Is it a Pamela Anderson doll?

Is it a Pamela Anderson doll?

You could have an eye out with that thing!

Is it a Pamela Anderson doll?

Hmm. I lied. I don't have any.

Still, now that we're talking about dolls, it would be neat, though nerdy, to have dolls of Barf, Dark Helmet, Lone Starr, Dot Matrix and Princess Vespa. Think of the re-enactment value!

I hereby make good on my threat to go to bed however! Au Revoir!

Is it a Pamela Anderson doll?

ZING!

ANd I intend to pass on that insanity into the genepool. :)

Your too late, many people have done at least once each. :eek:

On another note, will killing all non-LG descendents in 1000 years time be considered genocide or euthanasia?

On another note, will killing all non-LG descendents in 1000 years time be considered genocide or euthanasia?

Yes.

Yes.

*pies*

Nobody was more surprised than I was. Several people lost very large bets.

Hey, which one of your children gave the Jehovah Witness (or maybe Mormon) Baptism with the garden hose?

Hey, which one of your children gave the Jehovah Witness (or maybe Mormon) Baptism with the garden hose?

JWs and it was the eldest. Naturally. I'm sure my littlest ones will be up for mischief in time, but at less than a year old, dragging a hose around was a bit advanced for them. :p

I wonder if they dressed him before they put him in the holding cell.

Suppressing homosexual tendencies are we?

What makes you think he's suppressing them? :pI didn't realize I was. I'll have to try harder to not give that impression from now on.

ZING!

Yes that's what I thought. So I decided to make a run for it.

JWs and it was the eldest. Naturally. I'm sure my littlest ones will be up for mischief in time, but at less than a year old, dragging a hose around was a bit advanced for them. :p

O_O!

GIVE ME YOUR SON! I WANT A CHILD JUST LIKE HIM! :D

O_O!

GIVE ME YOUR SON! I WANT A CHILD JUST LIKE HIM! :D

Sure, you say that now. But when he calmly informs you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet you'll be singing a different tune. ;)

Sure, you say that now. But when he calmly informs you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet you'll be singing a different tune. ;)

But its true. It IS very difficult to flush a grapefruit down a toilet. Unless, of course, one uses a paper clip and an elastic band. Has to be a red one though.

But its true. It IS very difficult to flush a grapefruit down a toilet. Unless, of course, one uses a paper clip and an elastic band. Has to be a red one though.
It has to be red because DA RED WUNZ GO FASTA! Sorry, couldn't resist such a golden opportunity like that!:p

It has to be red because DA RED WUNZ GO FASTA! Sorry, couldn't resist such a golden opportunity like that!:p

Oh don't apologise! That's exactly the sort of joke I was setting it up for. I also find it ironic that in relation to toilets you used the words "golden opportunity"...


hehe, its like wee.