NationStates Jolt Archive


Amateurs! Pfft!

Lunatic Goofballs
17-03-2008, 10:09
http://www.whtm.com/news/stories/0308/504219.html

Jeez, you take the time to get naked and rampage a store and all you do is break some expensive deli equipment? See, if it had been me, I would have made a beeline for the baked goods. After a severe pie and cake throwing escapade, I'd use my natural agility and experience with slippery surfaces to outmaneuver my pursuers and head to the deli. A few jokes about smoked meat logs later, I'd make a break for the exit and escape before the cops arrived. The last thing I'd need is for my wife to find out I did it again. ... scratch that last sentence. Forget I said it. :p

People like the guy in this article give public drunken naked mayhem a bad name. *nod*
HC Eredivisie
17-03-2008, 10:13
Again?:p
Damor
17-03-2008, 10:20
Apparently, the suspect doesn't turn 31 years old until May, which is why people were so surprised to see Hadzick in his birthday suit.
lol..
Jello Biafra
17-03-2008, 10:26
Did anyone else read his last name as Hazdick?
Turquoise Days
17-03-2008, 10:33
Did anyone else read his last name as Hazdick?

I do now. >_<
Lunatic Goofballs
17-03-2008, 10:41
By an ironic twist of fate, this was playing on the store's speakers:

http://www.esnips.com/doc/06325a5d-80ce-4202-85cb-bed10fc7d173/Benny-Hill--Yakety-sax05

Okay, maybe not. But it should have been. :p
Mad hatters in jeans
17-03-2008, 13:51
Loki re-enters the human domain, ah i see he hasn't forgot his old temptation of good old smash everything while naked, must be a genetic thing you know like when thousands of years ago human beat each other up half naked? I reckon this is some old genetic throwback.
Good story though.
Flaming Butt Pirate
17-03-2008, 14:49
Did anyone else read his last name as Hazdick?

Suppressing homosexual tendencies are we?
Mad hatters in jeans
17-03-2008, 23:55
Go LG's thread!
Lunatic Goofballs
18-03-2008, 00:52
Suppressing homosexual tendencies are we?

What makes you think he's suppressing them? :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
18-03-2008, 03:16
By an ironic twist of fate, this was playing on the store's speakers:

http://www.esnips.com/doc/06325a5d-80ce-4202-85cb-bed10fc7d173/Benny-Hill--Yakety-sax05

Okay, maybe not. But it should have been. :p

ROFL!!
New Ziedrich
18-03-2008, 03:25
So he was drunk, naked, and messing with deli equipment. That's just stupid.

Really, he should consider himself lucky that he didn't get his sausage caught in the meat slicer. :D
RomeW
18-03-2008, 03:46
Really, he should consider himself lucky that he didn't get his sausage caught in the meat slicer. :D

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/duckman/sick.gif

I'm scarred for life now...
Call to power
18-03-2008, 03:55
Hadzick is now behind bars on $200,000 bail. He faces numerous charges, including risking a catastrophe, open lewdness, and public drunkeness.

:eek: it must of been a government plot to trick the public into a crazy war on willies!
Lunatic Goofballs
18-03-2008, 03:57
:eek: it must of been a government plot to trick the public into a crazy war on willies!

If I knew 'risking a catastrophe' was a crime, I wouldn't have had kids. :D
SeathorniaII
18-03-2008, 03:58
If I knew 'risking a catastrophe' was a crime, I wouldn't have had kids. :D

You have two have you not? :p

Nathaniel and Superfly!
Lunatic Goofballs
18-03-2008, 04:01
You have two have you not? :p

Nathaniel and Superfly!

Three. My eldest turns four next month and the twins are a little over a year(I refuse to use months).

I suggested that for the twins and wifey shot me down
Call to power
18-03-2008, 04:05
If I knew 'risking a catastrophe' was a crime, I wouldn't have had kids. :D

ATF agents will be arriving at your door in mere moments to seize your school volcano science project :p
Heikoku
18-03-2008, 04:05
http://www.whtm.com/news/stories/0308/504219.html

Jeez, you take the time to get naked and rampage a store and all you do is break some expensive deli equipment? See, if it had been me, I would have made a beeline for the baked goods. After a severe pie and cake throwing escapade, I'd use my natural agility and experience with slippery surfaces to outmaneuver my pursuers and head to the deli. A few jokes about smoked meat logs later, I'd make a break for the exit and escape before the cops arrived. The last thing I'd need is for my wife to find out I did it again. ... scratch that last sentence. Forget I said it. :p

People like the guy in this article give public drunken naked mayhem a bad name. *nod*

YOU HAVE A WIFE???
Lunatic Goofballs
18-03-2008, 04:09
YOU HAVE A WIFE???

Why does everyone react like that? :confused:

;)
SeathorniaII
18-03-2008, 04:11
Three. My eldest turns four next month and the twins are a little over a year(I refuse to use months).

I suggested that for the twins and wifey shot me down

Then surely you must've snuck it into their middle names!?

Something like... Marlene Nathaniel Goofballs and Charlene Superfly Goofballs

Reference to spaceballs in there
Heikoku
18-03-2008, 04:12
Three. My eldest turns four next month and the twins are a little over a year(I refuse to use months).

I suggested that for the twins and wifey shot me down

YOU HAVE KIDS???
Heikoku
18-03-2008, 04:12
Why does everyone react like that? :confused:

;)

Because you're insane, remember? ;)
SeathorniaII
18-03-2008, 04:13
Because you're insane, remember? ;)

I'm at least half-way there and intend to get myself a wife too :p Not one made of mud either *nods* I already got the girlfriend part.

I just realized I am half-way there in more ways than one :o Insanity and marriage! Perhaps there is a link?
Lunatic Goofballs
18-03-2008, 04:13
YOU HAVE KIDS???

Nobody was more surprised than I was. Several people lost very large bets.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-03-2008, 04:14
Because you're insane, remember? ;)

ANd I intend to pass on that insanity into the genepool. :)
Heikoku
18-03-2008, 04:14
I'm at least half-way there and intend to get myself a wife too :p Not one made of mud either *nods* I already got the girlfriend part.

I just realized I am half-way there in more ways than one :o Insanity and marriage! Perhaps there is a link?

Yeah, me too, well, I don't have a girlfriend, but... Soon.
Heikoku
18-03-2008, 04:15
ANd I intend to pass on that insanity into the genepool. :)

You do realize most insanities aren't genetic disorders, right? And that your (likely sane) wife probably will give your kids a somewhat-sane upbringing?
Lunatic Goofballs
18-03-2008, 04:15
I just realized I am half-way there in more ways than one :o Insanity and marriage! Perhaps there is a link?

"They say marriage is an institution, but who would want to live in an institution?"-Groucho Marx
SeathorniaII
18-03-2008, 04:17
"They say marriage is an institution, but who would want to live in an institution?"-Groucho Marx

Hmm... does it have free pie on wednesdays?

Course, I'd also want ice cream on sundays. Then I'm in.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-03-2008, 04:19
You do realize most insanities aren't genetic disorders, right? And that your (likely sane) wife probably will give your kids a somewhat-sane upbringing?

I have faith in my DNA. Besides, if you knew my eldest son, you wouldn't question it either. *nod*
Heikoku
18-03-2008, 04:20
I have faith in my DNA. Besides, if you knew my eldest son, you wouldn't question it either. *nod*

That "nod" thing you do is pretty stylish.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-03-2008, 04:26
That "nod" thing you do is pretty stylish.

It's also starting to catch on. A few other regulars do it now too.
SeathorniaII
18-03-2008, 04:29
It's also starting to catch on. A few other regulars do it now too.

But... but... I did it elsewhere before!

I guess I'll just have to go play with my dolls again.

Yet another spaceballs reference. I think it's time for bed...
Lunatic Goofballs
18-03-2008, 04:29
But... but... I did it elsewhere before!

I guess I'll just have to go play with my dolls again.

Yet another spaceballs reference. I think it's time for bed...

They wouldn't happen to be anatomically correct, would they?
SeathorniaII
18-03-2008, 04:32
They wouldn't happen to be anatomically correct, would they?

Unless you consider plastic anatomically correct, no.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-03-2008, 04:38
Unless you consider plastic anatomically correct, no.

Is it a Pamela Anderson doll?
Turquoise Days
18-03-2008, 04:40
Is it a Pamela Anderson doll?

You could have an eye out with that thing!
SeathorniaII
18-03-2008, 04:41
Is it a Pamela Anderson doll?

Hmm. I lied. I don't have any.

Still, now that we're talking about dolls, it would be neat, though nerdy, to have dolls of Barf, Dark Helmet, Lone Starr, Dot Matrix and Princess Vespa. Think of the re-enactment value!

I hereby make good on my threat to go to bed however! Au Revoir!
Svalbardania
18-03-2008, 04:51
Is it a Pamela Anderson doll?

ZING!
South Lizasauria
18-03-2008, 04:54
ANd I intend to pass on that insanity into the genepool. :)

Your too late, many people have done at least once each. :eek:
Svalbardania
18-03-2008, 04:54
On another note, will killing all non-LG descendents in 1000 years time be considered genocide or euthanasia?
Heikoku
18-03-2008, 06:20
On another note, will killing all non-LG descendents in 1000 years time be considered genocide or euthanasia?

Yes.
Svalbardania
18-03-2008, 07:22
Yes.

*pies*
Wilgrove
18-03-2008, 08:04
Nobody was more surprised than I was. Several people lost very large bets.

Hey, which one of your children gave the Jehovah Witness (or maybe Mormon) Baptism with the garden hose?
Lunatic Goofballs
18-03-2008, 09:46
Hey, which one of your children gave the Jehovah Witness (or maybe Mormon) Baptism with the garden hose?

JWs and it was the eldest. Naturally. I'm sure my littlest ones will be up for mischief in time, but at less than a year old, dragging a hose around was a bit advanced for them. :p
Jello Biafra
18-03-2008, 12:34
I wonder if they dressed him before they put him in the holding cell.

Suppressing homosexual tendencies are we?

What makes you think he's suppressing them? :pI didn't realize I was. I'll have to try harder to not give that impression from now on.
SeathorniaII
18-03-2008, 13:29
ZING!

Yes that's what I thought. So I decided to make a run for it.
Heikoku
18-03-2008, 14:22
JWs and it was the eldest. Naturally. I'm sure my littlest ones will be up for mischief in time, but at less than a year old, dragging a hose around was a bit advanced for them. :p

O_O!

GIVE ME YOUR SON! I WANT A CHILD JUST LIKE HIM! :D
Lunatic Goofballs
19-03-2008, 05:23
O_O!

GIVE ME YOUR SON! I WANT A CHILD JUST LIKE HIM! :D

Sure, you say that now. But when he calmly informs you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet you'll be singing a different tune. ;)
Svalbardania
19-03-2008, 09:28
Sure, you say that now. But when he calmly informs you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet you'll be singing a different tune. ;)

But its true. It IS very difficult to flush a grapefruit down a toilet. Unless, of course, one uses a paper clip and an elastic band. Has to be a red one though.
Conserative Morality
19-03-2008, 12:01
But its true. It IS very difficult to flush a grapefruit down a toilet. Unless, of course, one uses a paper clip and an elastic band. Has to be a red one though.
It has to be red because DA RED WUNZ GO FASTA! Sorry, couldn't resist such a golden opportunity like that!:p
Svalbardania
19-03-2008, 12:02
It has to be red because DA RED WUNZ GO FASTA! Sorry, couldn't resist such a golden opportunity like that!:p

Oh don't apologise! That's exactly the sort of joke I was setting it up for. I also find it ironic that in relation to toilets you used the words "golden opportunity"...


hehe, its like wee.