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Let's say you have my home address, unless you actually do have it.

What would you send me?

Why would you send it? Would it be something useless? Cheap? Deadly? Explosive? Tasty? Yourself (this could be a combination of all)?

Or, would you be a scrooge and not send anything at all?

And for the sake of whatever, let's just say you have the proper funds to send "it" to me.

Sent you half a kilogram of oxy-nitro-H2O-CO2 solution with trace amounts of other gases mixed in. Use it in health.

A Jehovah's Witness.

I'd send you something extremely nice. I don't know what, though. :confused:

I would send you bills. And by bills I mean extortion notices letting you know that if you didn't pay in 30 days I would not be able to protect you and something bad might happen. [joking/]

Porn and a camera.

Porn and a camera.

You want to watch him...get busy? :confused::eek:

I'll send you Chris Crocker.

Sent you half a kilogram of oxy-nitro-H2O-CO2 solution with trace amounts of other gases mixed in. Use it in health.
Aroma therapy? That's hot.
A Jehovah's Witness.
Bastard.
I'd send you something extremely nice. I don't know what, though. :confused:
Money is perfectly acceptable. So is a peanut butter and jelly sammich. Mmm.
I would send you bills. And by bills I mean extortion notices letting you know that if you didn't pay in 30 days I would not be able to protect you and something bad might happen. [joking/]
I told you already, I was just giving her a lift to the dentist! >.>
Porn and a camera.
I like you. And thanks for buying me a Hasselblad!
You want to watch him...get busy? :confused::eek:

You don't? :(

I'll send you Chris Crocker.

.. to kill me?

You don't? :(

Why would I want to do it again?

Money is perfectly acceptable. So is a peanut butter and jelly sammich. Mmm.

I'd send you $13,704.67 and eleven peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, if I had the means to do so.

.. to kill me?

So we can find out once and for all if he's that tricksy Fiddles.

You want to watch him...get busy? :confused::eek:




I like you. And thanks for buying me a Hasselblad!


I thought he liked taking those kind of photos! Now problem about buying that Hasselblad. *pays with Philosopy's stolen bank details*

*pays with Philosopy's stolen bank details*

If you really had my bank details you'd know that you wouldn't be able to buy very much at all. :p

If you really had my bank details you'd know that you wouldn't be able to buy very much at all. :p

Yeah....I may have taken out a loan and extended your overdraft. Your monthly repayments will be around 400 quid. :p

Yeah....I may have taken out a loan and extended your overdraft. Your monthly repayments will be around 400 quid. :p

:(

I'll make it selling those pornographic videos of Ruffy.

:(

I'll make it selling those pornographic videos of Ruffy.

See it's a win win situation. I got to buy extra stuff, Ruffy has a new camera and you get to demean yourself for profit. Everybody wins!

See it's a win win situation. I got to buy extra stuff, Ruffy has a new camera and you get to demean yourself for profit. Everybody wins!

Well, except the poor sods who buy the video.

You've got yourself a deal!

Well, except the poor sods who buy the video.

You've got yourself a deal!

Another successful business venture. If only all fraudsters...I mean business men where as generous as me.

I would send you nothing, and in fact would not even afford you the very minimum amount of respect by posting in any of your threads.

I would send you nothing, and in fact would not even afford you the very minimum amount of respect by posting in any of your threads.

Very wise, you can catch cooties by doing that. *nods*

Well since I have about £3.50 for the whole of the rest of the month - err... a card or something. I have pens and stuff, as well as double sided tape and shiny card and such.

It'd have a poem in it or something. I dunno. Maybe it'd be a pop-up type affair, too.

Why would I want to do it again?
Because I'm incredibly sexy.
I'd send you $13,704.67 and eleven peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, if I had the means to do so.
This will suffice.
So we can find out once and for all if he's that tricksy Fiddles.
Oh, he is. He is. *nods*
I thought he liked taking those kind of photos! Now problem about buying that Hasselblad. *pays with Philosopy's stolen bank details*
*plays with his new Hasselblad*
If you really had my bank details you'd know that you wouldn't be able to buy very much at all. :p
Haha, you're poor!
Yeah....I may have taken out a loan and extended your overdraft. Your monthly repayments will be around 400 quid. :p
42 months to pay off a camera.. Glad it's not me!
:(

I'll make it selling those pornographic videos of Ruffy.
I want royalties.
See it's a win win situation. I got to buy extra stuff, Ruffy has a new camera and you get to demean yourself for profit. Everybody wins!
*nods*
Well, except the poor sods who buy the video.

You've got yourself a deal!
Hey. Woah. Hey now. No. They will love me. LOVE ME. Looooovvvee me.
Another successful business venture. If only all fraudsters...I mean business men where as generous as me.

*shakes hand*

Let's say you have my home address, unless you actually do have it.

What would you send me?

Why would you send it? Would it be something useless? Cheap? Deadly? Explosive? Tasty? Yourself (this could be a combination of all)?

Or, would you be a scrooge and not send anything at all?

And for the sake of whatever, let's just say you have the proper funds to send "it" to me.

Depends, what are your political views again?

an ice cream.
And a packet of doritos crisps.
And a bottle of vegetable oil.
And a monty Python movie.
And a bottle of lemonade.
And a printer.
And a computer.
And a stereo system.
And a chair that doesn't work properly (one of those spinny ones).
And a worms 2 game.
And a plate.
Then you have to send me a million dollars in cash, or the bunny gets it.

Anthrax

I'd send him Mad Hatters to be his new pet psycho:D

I'd send him Mad Hatters to be his new pet psycho:D

I am honoured to be here.
*bows*

What would you send me?

I'd either send you my air guitar or send a mob of Kangaroos to invade New Jersey (I assume NJ means that) :p.

I will send cigarettes and booze :)

and not just any cigarettes they will have the omg slidey pack!

Hell in a handbasket.

I trust you will give it a good home.

A burp in a jar.

*snip*
*Sends letter to Ruffy, telling what I'd send him.*

A Jehovah's Witness.

You are a sick son of a bitch.

But I'm worse.

I'd send him a Scientologist.

A boot to the head.

A box full of wittig. Some assembly required.

What would you send me?
... what would you like from Hawaii?

*Same for Kat!*

I am honoured to be here.
*bows*

Question is, can he give you the right food - sugary crap like cookies and ice cream, and ll that other healthy stuff hat you live on?

I'd send you your favourite chocolate easter eggs that I had already bought for you but ate myself out of spite. Spite and craving. *nod*

A box full of wittig. Some assembly required.
Oh, terrific. We both know he'll assemble me while drunk and lose half the parts and I'll spend the rest of my life walking around with half a boob and no ears. :rolleyes:

I'll send you a one-way ticket to anywhere. And food.

I'll send you poop in a box and film it when you open it up! :D

a cd of my music and artwork.

in fact, i'll be happy to do that for anyone who sends me a blank one and return postage to send it to them. and maybe something to put it in so it won't get all mashed up by the post awful.

=^^=
.../\...

A straw, rubber band, and paper clip.

Oh, terrific. We both know he'll assemble me while drunk and lose half the parts and I'll spend the rest of my life walking around with half a boob and no ears. :rolleyes:

If he's assembling you whilst drunk you're much more likely to end up with three boobs and no ears.

I'd send you the microfilm. Let the government chase you for a while instead. I need a rest. *nod*

A cat in a box. You better not open it or the cat may die.

Various CDRs from my music collection.
*begins with death metal*

A straw, rubber band, and paper clip.

This isn't McGuyver...

I will send cigarettes and booze :)

and not just any cigarettes they will have the omg slidey pack!
.. slidey pack?
Hell in a handbasket.

I trust you will give it a good home.
A very good home indeed.
A burp in a jar.
Quality.
*Sends letter to Ruffy, telling what I'd send him.*
*reads letter*
*dies*
RhynoDD;13532885']I'd send him a Scientologist.
*reports to mods for death threat*
A boot to the head.
What aboot my head?
A box full of wittig. Some assembly required.
How Ikea.
... what would you like from Hawaii?

*Same for Kat!*
Well, if you're offering..

Lava.

Not lava rocks. Actual lava.
I'd send you your favourite chocolate easter eggs that I had already bought for you but ate myself out of spite. Spite and craving. *nod*


Oh, terrific. We both know he'll assemble me while drunk and lose half the parts and I'll spend the rest of my life walking around with half a boob and no ears. :rolleyes:
Well isn't that how everyone assembles Ikea furniture? *smacks for eating my candy*
I'll send you a one-way ticket to anywhere. And food.
Fillet mignon, and a ticket to Prague, please.
I'll send you poop in a box and film it when you open it up! :D
*doesn't open*
*sets on fire*
*leaves it on your door step*
*films*
a cd of my music and artwork.

in fact, i'll be happy to do that for anyone who sends me a blank one and return postage to send it to them. and maybe something to put it in so it won't get all mashed up by the post awful.

=^^=
.../\...
Hm.. That might be fun.. *is interested*
A straw, rubber band, and paper clip.
*builds a telephone*
If he's assembling you whilst drunk you're much more likely to end up with three boobs and no ears.
And six nipples.
I'd send you the microfilm. Let the government chase you for a while instead. I need a rest. *nod*
*wakes the little Goofbabies up*
*doesn't let you rest*
A cat in a box. You better not open it or the cat may die.
*opens*
Various CDRs from my music collection.
*begins with death metal*
*cringes*
This isn't McGuyver...
Or it is?
Depends, what are your political views again?
Views? Well, I've seen quite a few government offices in my day, but I prefer the capital in Harrisburg.
an ice cream.
And a packet of doritos crisps.
And a bottle of vegetable oil.
And a monty Python movie.
And a bottle of lemonade.
And a printer.
And a computer.
And a stereo system.
And a chair that doesn't work properly (one of those spinny ones).
And a worms 2 game.
And a plate.
Then you have to send me a million dollars in cash, or the bunny gets it.
*kills Toby*
Anthrax
The band?
I'd send him Mad Hatters to be his new pet psycho:D
:eek:
I'd either send you my air guitar or send a mob of Kangaroos to invade New Jersey (I assume NJ means that) :p.

*lives in PA* -_-

*lives in PA* -_-

Hmmm, I don't know what that abbreviation is for...

*Sends many mobs of Kangaroos on longboats to seek out IL Ruffino's location, then plague the area*

Hm... I would send you TP. LOL! Lots and lots of TP. It always comes in handy!:D
http://img2.tradeget.com/megall/2Y2AYE951toilet_paper_roll.jpg

If he's assembling you whilst drunk you're much more likely to end up with three boobs and no ears.
:p

Well, if you're offering..

Lava.

Not lava rocks. Actual lava.
I'll give your addy to Madam Pele and see if she can deliver some directly to you.

*doesn't open*
*sets on fire*
*leaves it on your door step*
*films*


*gets shovel*
*Picks up box with shovel*
*dumps it to where you're hiding*
*laughs*

a cd of my music and artwork.

in fact, i'll be happy to do that for anyone who sends me a blank one and return postage to send it to them. and maybe something to put it in so it won't get all mashed up by the post awful.

=^^=
.../\...

This gives me an idea. I think I'll send IL Ruffino:
A large lobster trap with food in it...
Which will be inside a Ruffy-sized shipping box, pre-stamped and addressed.

a cd of my music and artwork.

in fact, i'll be happy to do that for anyone who sends me a blank one and return postage to send it to them. and maybe something to put it in so it won't get all mashed up by the post awful.

=^^=
.../\...

I'm interested in that offer, may I ask the type of artwork and genre of music?

Aroma therapy? That's hot.
Hydrogen Sulfide. Lots of it. Plus a few other things the spaghetti & meatball/brussel sprouts/spinach/banana borscht diet provides.

I told you already, I was just giving her a lift to the dentist!http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9642/scena9ej.jpg
And thanks for buying me a Hasselblad!Is that a mix between whatshername Hasselback and Vlad the Impaler, as porn?

An exact replica of yourself so you can finally find your true love and hopefully get laid.

My only fear is that you will both feel superior to yourselves and snub each other.

I'm interested in that offer, may I ask the type of artwork and genre of music?

the music's kind of muddy space junk made with synth emulators on the compy. its not ALL that bad. there's maybe a couple of two or three good ones on there. very much a work in progress though. samples of my artwork, its computer 3d stuff of basically the kind of world i'd rather be living in. you can even think of it as cameroi. no humans in it though. its all about places and the way they could look. there's a couple of half way furry people in some/most of them, to give points of fucus and an idea of scale. ah anyway, there's some on biorust under themnax in the 3d section. theres even more on vcl (under my mka of john teall) but its mostly older stuff i did with autocad. the newer i did with blender and it looks a lot better.

the music i don't have up on the net anywhere.

=^^=
.../\...

I would send you me. I need someone to have a drink and chat too, you up for it?

(Whats a post without a smiley :))

Good question. Let me answer by asking you this:

What have you sent me, and what have I sent you? ;)

And, did you like the nude art?