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Inspired by the "Which is your favourite god?" thread, Who would win in a fight between the Olympian Greco-Roman gods and the Norse gods?

Inspired by the "Which is your favourite god?" thread, Who would win in a fight between the Olympian Greco-Roman gods and the Norse gods?

The Norse mob without a doubt.

And the godly threads keep on coming.
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At least it's not another Commie/Russian thread.;)

Norse always win.

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You know, until 1066 anyways...

This thread reminds me of age of mythology.

Most of the Norse gods are warriors of some kind. The Greeks have Athena, who might be able to use strategy to win... if the Greek gods were actually capable of posing a united front. Which, last time I checked, they weren't.

However, if the Olympians can convince the Aesir to fight by proxies, they win. Combining Athena's strategy with the overwhelming numbers of Zeus' progeny, they defeat the Norse heroes.

The Norse all the way! Lets face it, Thor has a hammer that can throw lightning bolts, Odin has a throne that lets him see everything, and a javlin that NEVER misses its target! Sorry, but the Norse gods win this one.

I'm going to have to go with the Aesir over the pack of drunken frat-boys and sorority chicks that make up the Greek pantheon. Odin tore out one of his own eyes in exchange for wisdom, how bad-ass is that?

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The Norse all the way! Lets face it, Thor has a hammer that can throw lightning bolts, Odin has a throne that lets him see everything, and a javlin that NEVER misses its target! Sorry, but the Norse gods win this one.

Zeus can throw lightning as well. And Heracles is virtually invincible, plus he has about 500 kids. Hades has helmet of invisibility, Apollo has the sun for a chariot, Perseus has Medusa's head (which turned even mighty Atlas to stone), Ares is the God of violence and has some pretty tough sons (Cycnus built him a temple out of human bones), Athena is the goddess of war, Artemis has legions of Amazons, Dionysus has Maenads, Perseus has a sword that can cut through anything.... The list goes on....

Not sure, i think it would narrow it down a bit if there was a limit on the number of Gods who could fight and rules to how they could fight.
Like Fight club, oh no i broke the first rule!
Oh no i broke the second rule!
Oh no i've forgotten the other rules!
ahhhhhh

Which norse gods though? I mean there are really 2 factions there. Theres the "good" norse gods such as Odin, Thor, and Tyr. Theres also the "bad" norse gods, who, in some cases are not gods, but either way 2 examples of them are Fenrir and Loki. I mean, Loki alone could probably take on most of the greek gods. Hes just too damn crafty.

Zeus can throw lightning as well. And Heracles is virtually invincible, plus he has about 500 kids. Hades has helmet of invisibility, Apollo has the sun for a chariot, Perseus has Medusa's head (which turned even mighty Atlas to stone), Ares is the God of violence and has some pretty tough sons (Cycnus built him a temple out of human bones), Athena is the goddess of war, Artemis has legions of Amazons, Dionysus has Maenads, Perseus has a sword that can cut through anything.... The list goes on....

Plus it is stated in "Iliad" that Zeus is stronger than all the rest of Olympians combined.

By the way, what about non-European pantheons, or some lesser known ones?

The Aztec gods were pretty brutal, I reckon they could put up a decent fight.

This thread reminds me of age of mythology.

Duh.:rolleyes:

Plus it is stated in "Iliad" that Zeus is stronger than all the rest of Olympians combined.

By the way, what about non-European pantheons, or some lesser known ones?

The Daedra, maybe?
Sheogorath wins! Cake and cheese for everybody!

Greek gods.
They have so many heroes to call to their aid. Not to mention they ahve Athena to plan for htem, Ares to go isnane and bloodthirsty, and Apollo in his chariot. And don't forget Hephaestus manning the anvil to make aromor and weapons.

I'd say the Egyptian Gods. Glowing eyed Aliens>everyone. They were so badass It took Macguyver to take them down.

I'd say the Egyptian Gods. Glowing eyed Aliens>everyone. They were so badass It took Macguyver to take them down.

Please, Thor could have handed most of them their asses single handedly for most of the show. If they had fielded an actual fleet I think there'd be one clear winner and a lot of destroyed pyramids.

Inspired by the "Which is your favourite god?" thread, Who would win in a fight between the Olympian Greco-Roman gods and the Norse gods?

... dunno, but where can I get tickets to watch the Freya/Venus-Aphrodite smackdown!

Given that the Norse gods can be killed and the Greek Gods can not I would say that the Greek Gods would be victorious.

Plus it is stated in "Iliad" that Zeus is stronger than all the rest of Olympians combined.

Yet he was quite defeated by the Typhon, who severed both of his hands, then sent all the other Gods into hiding.

... dunno, but where can I get tickets to watch the Freya/Venus-Aphrodite smackdown!

Freya would be judged supreme in the time it takes Zeus to decide whether or not he should cheat with the beautiful woman. Aphrodite lost against many humans (see The Iliad).

You´re all wrong. My grandfather would win in a fight. And that´s final!
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Freya would be judged supreme in the time it takes Zeus to decide whether or not he should cheat with the beautiful woman. Aphrodite lost against many humans (see The Iliad).

Ah, but what would be the contest?

especially for both Goddesses of, among other things, love? :D

Ah, but what would be the contest?

especially for both Goddesses of, among other things, love? :D

A sex marathon?

A sex marathon?

Hence my first post...

"where can I get tickets to watch the Freya/Venus-Aphrodite smackdown!"

:D

Hence my first post...

"where can I get tickets to watch the Freya/Venus-Aphrodite smackdown!"

:D

LOL!

Inspired by the "Which is your favourite god?" thread, Who would win in a fight between the Olympian Greco-Roman gods and the Norse gods?

The Norse gods would beat down the Greek gods, but the Greek heroes would put the beat down on Norse heroes.

I base this assessment on the fact that Diomedes, a guy we don't even remember from The Iliad, completely punked out Ares in a fight, and even the non-named people in that book could pretty much wipe out any 20 ordinary men. By contrast, I cannot recall a tale of the Norse ever truly winning against a Norse god, just earning vengeance. That tells me that Greek gods are somewhat lesser than Norse Gods, but that Greek heroes are way tougher than Norse heroes. I imagine there's faulty logic in there somewhere though. . .

Who would win in a fight between the Olympian Greco-Roman gods and the Norse gods?

Human beings.

Hence my first post...

"where can I get tickets to watch the Freya/Venus-Aphrodite smackdown!"

:D

*Smacks*

Well, the Olympian Gods were immortal, whereas the Norse Gods not only could but did (will?) die. Because of that, I'd say the Olympians would win.

Well, the Olympian Gods were immortal, whereas the Norse Gods not only could but did (will?) die. Because of that, I'd say the Olympians would win.

All the Norse gods will die beating the Giants in a grand sacrifice guaranteeing the survival of one man, one woman, and the rebirth of Baldur.

So basically Thor strikes Apollo with a thunderbolt. Apollo says ouchs and keeps on fighting. Zeus hits Tyr with a thunderbolt, and Tyr dies.

As of now, I think I´m too drunk to make coherent thoughts on horny gods and goddesses...
Wow, I did post using correct spelling. Perhaps all is not lost...

*Smacks*

sorry TPE, but you are no Freya and definately not Aphrodite...

besides, I'm still trying to set up the wading pool for their wrestling match...

but what to fill it with...

Pudding?

Jello?

Milk?

Baby Oil?

btw... Brat-halla's answer with the Patheon Games (http://www.graphicsmash.com/comics/brathalla.php?name=brathalla&view=single&ID=14271)

sorry TPE, but you are no Freya and definately not Aphrodite...

besides, I'm still trying to set up the wading pool for their wrestling match...

but what to fill it with...

Pudding?

Jello?

Milk?

Baby Oil?


Pudding!! Hell yeah!! Fill it with pudding!!

sorry TPE, but you are no Freya and definately not Aphrodite...

besides, I'm still trying to set up the wading pool for their wrestling match...

but what to fill it with...

Pudding?

Jello?

Milk?

Baby Oil?

Chocolate syrup!

Inspired by the "Which is your favourite god?" thread, Who would win in a fight between the Olympian Greco-Roman gods and the Norse gods?

Nobody. The fight will generate such an almighty ruckus that it'll wake the Great Dragon. (And nothing survives that, not even the gods!)

Nobody. The fight will generate such an almighty ruckus that it'll wake the Great Dragon. (And nothing survives that, not even the gods!)

... this Great Dragon (http://www.thugdome.com/slagblah_dragon.html)?

Pudding!! Hell yeah!! Fill it with pudding!!

Chocolate syrup!

... great ideas... but it needs something...

tapioca pearls! yeah... that's the ticket! Chocolate pudding mixed with Syrup and Tapioca Pearls!

Let's get ready to RUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMBLE!

... great ideas... but it needs something...

tapioca pearls! yeah... that's the ticket! Chocolate pudding mixed with Syrup and Tapioca Pearls!

Let's get ready to RUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMBLE!

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Horus has the experience avenging his father's death.

Your poll fails.

The Norse Gods!

I believe that this was covered in the Alphabet of Manliness. Quite simply put, Zeus taking it up the rear so many times in his mythos proves that he was a pansy. Odin/Wotan, on the other hand, didn't even need lightning, instead passing that boring job to his son. Odin got shit done. Zeus could hurl a lightning bolt at you, but Odin would snap his fingers, allowing him to quickly re-write time-space in order to fulfill some small curse. Heroes of Greece and Rome got to go to Elysium, where there was eternal bliss. Norse heroes went to Valhalla, where they never experienced that terrible malady known only as boredom. That, and Odin ate with freaking wolves at his table. I mean, come on, WOLVES!!!

why the hell arn't the celts and the hindu's on that list?
or for that matter the egyptians?

anyway, i think willi mcgilly, dusty scroggins and focault og, could lick them all, with or without diaginies pontifix, and for sure with valery mok.

for that matter, the pooka children themselves, as long as they've got that little red hat and their seven day disappearers.

=^^=
.../\...

What about the Carthaginian Gods? Baal and Myrqual were pretty bad assed...

Or the innumerable gods who made up the Celtic tribes pantheons... just by sheer force of numbers.

Zeus can throw lightning as well. And Heracles is virtually invincible, plus he has about 500 kids. Hades has helmet of invisibility, Apollo has the sun for a chariot, Perseus has Medusa's head (which turned even mighty Atlas to stone), Ares is the God of violence and has some pretty tough sons (Cycnus built him a temple out of human bones), Athena is the goddess of war, Artemis has legions of Amazons, Dionysus has Maenads, Perseus has a sword that can cut through anything.... The list goes on....

Right, Zeus, the most powerful of the Olympians, has the same power as the second most powerful of the Aesir. The Norse are just one up in everything.

What about the Carthaginian Gods? Baal and Myrqual were pretty bad assed...

Or the innumerable gods who made up the Celtic tribes pantheons... just by sheer force of numbers.

Those would be the Vanir, who already fought the Aesir to a draw.

Right, Zeus, the most powerful of the Olympians, has the same power as the second most powerful of the Aesir. The Norse are just one up in everything.

Yeah, but whose to say that Thor's lightning is the same in power as Zeus's?

The Olympian would win, no doubt:

Norse gods could be killed, Olympians can't.

Zeus, Hades and Poseidon can shape the world itself, no Norse god could.
Only one Aesir use magic: Odinn, all Olympians could.
Norse gods cannot create living creatures, only gave birth to them, Olympians could build entire races.

So it's even not a fair fight. :D

Hence my first post...

"where can I get tickets to watch the Freya/Venus-Aphrodite smackdown!"

:D

And we can make it a WWE-style Bra and Panties Match to boot.

sorry TPE, but you are no Freya and definitely not Aphrodite...

You find a basting sexual?

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Let our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say it's me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand...
Yeech!
It's here that I must be.

My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.

Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.
My soul is on fire,
It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire when we tango.

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love,
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Ev'ry time I hear drums.

And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Masochism Tango.

Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say we'll never part.

I know too well
I'm underneath your spell,
So, darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart... [hiccup]
'Scuse me!

Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that you're mine,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Right, Zeus, the most powerful of the Olympians, has the same power as the second most powerful of the Aesir. The Norse are just one up in everything.

On the the other hand, Zeus is immortal, in addition to the other members of the Pantheon.

Thor is just a warrior using thunder...

Zeus is able to shape the world itself and tear it apart if he want, he has done it twice.

Oh, and he could also break a mountain in a single fist strike.

The Norse gods are mortals, they can be killed, and they are doomed to be...so they have absolutly no chance :]

Thor is just a warrior using thunder...

Zeus is able to shape the world itself and tear it apart if he want, he has done it twice.

Oh, and he could also break a mountain in a single fist strike.

The Norse gods are mortals, they can be killed, and they are doomed to be...so they have absolutly no chance :]

My Norse mythology may be rusty, but didn't Odin and his brothers make the world by killing the first Ice Giant and making it out of his various body parts?

I also recall Thor making 'deep valleys' with his hammer while he was off gallivanting.

Half of the Olympians can't even wield a sword, fer chrissakes...

Half of the Olympians can't even wield a sword, fer chrissakes...

No...but Chronus swings a mean sickle--he castrated his own father.

No...but Chronus swings a mean sickle--he castrated his own father.

Yeah. And that totally makes up for Hera, Dionysus and Aphrodite.

And can you seriously see Athena winning a hand-to-hand with Odin? Most Hardcore God/ess of Wisdom Award goes to the one-eyed gentleman by the cocktail bar.

Yeah. And that totally makes up for Hera, Dionysus and Aphrodite.

It does.

And can you seriously see Athena winning a hand-to-hand with Odin? Most Hardcore God/ess of Wisdom Award goes to the one-eyed gentleman by the cocktail bar.

You forget that she is also the goddess of war, that she is immortal and that she has not lost (all right, forfeited--but the point is that she cannot be harmed to that extent) an eye.

What about the Carthaginian Gods? Baal and Myrqual were pretty bad assed...

Or the innumerable gods who made up the Celtic tribes pantheons... just by sheer force of numbers.

Yeah, of all of the gods that were killed by SG-1 and the Tau'ri, Ba'all--BA'AL--of all gods is STILL out there! Talk about hard to beat! Even the Norse Gods are dead and he's still around.

You find a basting sexual?

nope, just that I'd rather be... ahem... smaked by Aphrodite or Freya... :p

tho Athena/Artimis can do in a pinch...

I believe that this was covered in the Alphabet of Manliness. Quite simply put, Zeus taking it up the rear so many times in his mythos proves that he was a pansy.

Fair enough, but Spartan warriors were actively encouraged to have sex with each other, like a bunch of pansies.
They also had long hair which they used to comb very neatly before battle, like a bunch of pansies.
Doesn't mean they weren't a nation of double hard, war-crazed maniacs who you'd be well advised not to trifle with.

And the reason Norse warriors went to Valhalla is that the gods needed their help. So much so that they were prepared to take literally anyone who died in battle. What kind of eligibility test is that? Taking the warriors who went into battle and didn't die - that I'd be up for. They sound like the kind of people you need to recruit.

The Norse Aenir were all war gods.The Olympians would run home with tails tucked between legs.

I think that the sheer weight of numbers from all the Greek gods and their children would just overwhelm the Norse Gods, however badass they might be individually. :sniper:

But your all wrong, the 8 million (used to imply infinity) Kami-Gami of the Shinto Faith would simply swarm over every other pantheon and kill them by the sheer oppressive weight of numbers alone, not even taking into account each one's abilities.

Olympian gods easily!

Zeus and Poseidon are gunna set down some serious pwnage!

Yeah, of all of the gods that were killed by SG-1 and the Tau'ri, Ba'all--BA'AL--of all gods is STILL out there! Talk about hard to beat! Even the Norse Gods are dead and he's still around.
When did the Asgard die?

The Norse Aenir were all war gods.The Olympians would run home with tails tucked between legs.

But maybe because they're war gods they're all only good at one thing, whereas the Olympian gods have a whole smorgusboard of specialities, so perhaps they'd be able to outsmart the Norsies with some kick-as tactics!

But maybe because they're war gods they're all only good at one thing, whereas the Olympian gods have a whole smorgusboard of specialities, so perhaps they'd be able to outsmart the Norsies with some kick-as tactics!
Specialties, like making it spring time!
And Odin can see into the future.

Specialties, like making it spring time!
And Odin can see into the future.

Sh*t.




This would make an awesome film.

Me, I would win in a fight. Against all!! Hear me roar!!!!!

Norse vs Greek goes to the Norse

Half of them are gods of prophecy and they are all ass kicking war gods, and a number practice magic. Sure, the Olympians may be technically immortal (none escape the Loom of Fate), but that doesn't mean they can't get their asses kicked.

Me, I would win in a fight. Against all!! Hear me roar!!!!!

Against a whole crew of war gods?

Depends who the US Arms Manufacturers are backing, I guess.

Norse vs Greek goes to the Norse

Half of them are gods of prophecy and they are all ass kicking war gods, and a number practice magic. Sure, the Olympians may be technically immortal (none escape the Loom of Fate), but that doesn't mean they can't get their asses kicked.

Screw Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards!

Against a whole crew of war gods?

Depends who the US Arms Manufacturers are backing, I guess.

They would back me up. Why? Because I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty and gay! And I pity any girl who isn't me today!!:D

not to mention earlier posts

They would back me up. Why? Because I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty and gay! And I pity any girl who isn't me today!!:D

Is this common behaviour in Spanish girls, or You're just so high?

Gosh, I'm gonna buy a ticket for a next flight to Spain tomorrow. :D

Against a whole crew of war gods?

Depends who the US Arms Manufacturers are backing, I guess.

don't tempt it, only takes a few bad comments then, BAM! You're out and it's cold and you're in a bathtub full of ice and your Kidney has been cut out, don't scare the nice Spanish person.
That or she'l use Laxative on you, which would you prefer?
*huddles in corner*

However considering the possibility of Defeating a Godlike nemisis, i find one invention that would trump them all, a time machine, although how a time machine would work i don't know. I imagine as you go forward in time you'd grow older respectively of how far forward or backward you went, so it would have limited useage against a God however it could be used to divert a disaster, and make millions and millions of dollars. Imagine how that would affect the economy, however if you did take money from another timeline then it's possible you'd fuck up everything there instead of the one you came from.
um so anyway i think a time machine would be useful, but a double edged sword if you see what i mean, i suppose you could go back in time to the creation of the God with a nuclear weapon, kill them, and kill yourself also, unless you had two timemachines then you could send a nuclear weapon back in time and be perfectly okay in the present.
That is all assuming that Time travel is possible, that the God exists, that nuclear weapon would survive time travel.

nope, just that I'd rather be... ahem... smaked by Aphrodite or Freya... :p

I would not, considering that they are both dozens of meters tall.

tho Athena/Artimis can do in a pinch...

They are not the same person. You might also want to know that Artemis hates men, and killed the only one she ever had a relationship with (Orion). Additionally, both are recorded to have blinded people who saw them bathing.

I would not, considering that they are both dozens of meters tall. yet there are tale of with either of them were human sized.

They are not the same person. You might also want to know that Artemis hates men, and killed the only one she ever had a relationship with (Orion). Additionally, both are recorded to have blinded people who saw them bathing.
1) who said anything about watching them bathe?
2) they never met me. (not that I am male, but I think I can at least be on friendly terms with her.)
3) as I like anticedots and other stories, I know Artemis and Athena and I would have lots to talk about.
3b) a smackdown can be verbal as well.

But maybe because they're war gods they're all only good at one thing, whereas the Olympian gods have a whole smorgusboard of specialities, so perhaps they'd be able to outsmart the Norsies with some kick-as tactics!

I think Loki has them all beat in the department of kick-ass tactics. Sure, he's a coward, but he's got one big bag of dirty tricks.

yet there are tale of with either of them were human sized.

That is when they are at their most dangerous.

1) who said anything about watching them bathe?
I was merely reminding you of how irascible they were. After smacking you, Athena would probably use her sword to disperse your brains more liberally than an old lady with birdseed. Artemis might just perforate your face with arrows, or see you it that you keep-off that tummy fat permanently, by unleashing her dogs.

2) they never met me. (not that I am male, but I think I can at least be on friendly terms with her.)

I doubt it.

3) as I like anticedots and other stories, I know Artemis and Athena and I would have lots to talk about.

I do not believe either of them enjoy conversation.

3b) a smackdown can be verbal as well.

In "baby-oil"?

its has to have JR and The King doing the commentary

The answer is simple. Chuck Norris.


I know Chuck Norris jokes got lame a long time ago but I couldn't help myself. o.O

That is when they are at their most dangerous.... and your point is...

I was merely reminding you of how irascible they were. After smacking you, Athena would probably use her sword to disperse your brains more liberally than an old lady with birdseed. Artemis might just perforate your face with arrows, or see you it that you keep-off that tummy fat permanently, by unleashing her dogs.I do not believe either of them enjoy conversation.... I really think you need to refamiliarize yourself with the Lady Artemis and Lady Athena. Artemis is a huntress, midwife and protector of living things, and Athena is the goddes of Myths, Wisdom, Strategy, Diplomacy, etc... so conversations with either is not only possible, but likely.

as long as I value their privacy (which I would) and respect their domains (which I will) a long and interesting conversation is possible.


I doubt it. considering how many of my friends are 'men haters' and they tolerate me... :p

In "baby-oil"? that's for the Venus-Aphrodite/Freya match.

a Frigg/Artemis match would be different, and so would the Athena/whomever, Probably Baldr... match.

Is this common behaviour in Spanish girls, or You're just so high?

Gosh, I'm gonna buy a ticket for a next flight to Spain tomorrow. :D

LOL!
Nah, I´m not high. I was just being funny.:D

... and your point is...

They are not as pleasant as you make them out to be.

... I really think you need to refamiliarize yourself with the Lady Artemis and Lady Athena.

I doubt it. Apollodorus covers all.


Artemis is a huntress, midwife and protector of living things,

Think about that for a moment.

and Athena is the goddes of Myths, Wisdom, Strategy, Diplomacy,

War....

etc... so conversations with either is not only possible, but likely.


Anything is "possible" in Mythical Greece. Likely, why?

as long as I value their privacy (which I would) and respect their domains (which I will) a long and interesting conversation is possible.

Just so.


considering how many of my friends are 'men haters' and they tolerate me... :p


How many of your friends smite those who irk them?

that's for the Venus-Aphrodite/Freya match.

a Frigg/Artemis match would be different, and so would the Athena/whomever, Probably Baldr... match.

In what way?

They are not as pleasant as you make them out to be. please show where I made them out as 'pleasant'?

no where did I say I wouldn't be smited. ;)

I doubt it. Apollodorus covers all. then it missed alot.

Think about that for a moment. yes, please do.
Am I not a living thing? as long as I respect nature, I give her one less thing to hold against me.

War.... yep. but War in the sense of strategies, planning, and diplomacy. oh, sure, she can fight with the best of the gods, but she shows more clear thinking than other 'God(ess) of Wars'.

Anything is "possible" in Mythical Greece. Likely, why?Because Athena is the goddess of Wisdom. Artemis is the hunter.
a hunter does not kill needlessly, or wastefully.

How many of your friends smite those who irk them?smite.. none. hit, punch, scratch, etc... alot.

In what way?the contests would be to match their strengths. not just a free for all brawl. no real contest in that.

can you imagine How long Poor Cupid would last?

scratch that... after firing alot of his arrows, the brawl would quickly become an orgy! :p

don't tempt it, only takes a few bad comments then, BAM! You're out and it's cold and you're in a bathtub full of ice and your Kidney has been cut out, don't scare the nice Spanish person.
That or she'l use Laxative on you, which would you prefer?
*huddles in corner*

However considering the possibility of Defeating a Godlike nemisis, i find one invention that would trump them all, a time machine, although how a time machine would work i don't know. I imagine as you go forward in time you'd grow older respectively of how far forward or backward you went, so it would have limited useage against a God however it could be used to divert a disaster, and make millions and millions of dollars. Imagine how that would affect the economy, however if you did take money from another timeline then it's possible you'd fuck up everything there instead of the one you came from.
um so anyway i think a time machine would be useful, but a double edged sword if you see what i mean, i suppose you could go back in time to the creation of the God with a nuclear weapon, kill them, and kill yourself also, unless you had two timemachines then you could send a nuclear weapon back in time and be perfectly okay in the present.
That is all assuming that Time travel is possible, that the God exists, that nuclear weapon would survive time travel.

MHiJ, once again, one of your posts has confused me a lot. Congrats!:
Oh, and the Laxative thingy waw your idea. So, quit saying I´ll use it.
Who knows, maybe you´re the one who´ll end up using Laxative in us all.:eek:

They would back me up. Why? Because I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty and gay! And I pity any girl who isn't me today!!:D
Who's that pretty girl in the mirror, now?

Who's that pretty girl in the mirror, now?

What mirror, where!!:D

When did the Asgard die?

They killed themselves during SG-1's final episode, remember? They figured out they would never find a cure for their little cloning problem, so they just gave up, gave the Tau'ri all of their knowledge and information and whatnot, and then blew themselves up.

That's why 304s--Daedalus-class battlecruisers--have Asgard beam weaponry now.

Really? How can the Norse gods be leading in this poll? I mean, I know you have some badasses like Thor and Odin, but against powers like Zeus, Artemis, Cronus, Apollo, Ares...come on, people! It's science!

Olympus wins out of better organisation.

Ares with Ephaistos-designed weaponry in the front line, Artemis backing up action with artillery, Athena overseeing strategy, Apollo devising bio-WMD, Hermes going for sabotages, Aphrodite seducing the enemy men and Zeus seducing the enemy women, while Hera and Hestia put up the supply lines, Poseidon unleashes earthquakes, storms and tsunamis, and Hades releases the host of the heroes from the underworld... zombie Achilles and lich Ulysses!
It's a total-war approach.

Olympus wins out of better organisation.

Ares with Ephaistos-designed weaponry in the front line, Artemis backing up action with artillery, Athena overseeing strategy, Apollo devising bio-WMD, Hermes going for sabotages, Aphrodite seducing the enemy men and Zeus seducing the enemy women, while Hera and Hestia put up the supply lines, Poseidon unleashes earthquakes, storms and tsunamis, and Hades releases the host of the heroes from the underworld... zombie Achilles and lich Ulysses!
It's a total-war approach.

Then the Norse Gods pay off Kratos to mulch the Olympians.

:D

Really? How can the Norse gods be leading in this poll? I mean, I know you have some badasses like Thor and Odin, but against powers like Zeus, Artemis, Cronus, Apollo, Ares...come on, people! It's science!

You are joking right?

Thor man, it's Thor! Odin has more magic and is far more wise than Zeus. Loki, he's a crafty bastard, Frost giants, Trolls, Surt, the Midgaard serpant, the fenris wolf, Ty, Hel, man they are all bad!

Oh, and as for my opinion?

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0274.html

Who's that pretty girl in the mirror, now?

Shush NL, you weren't supposed to tell anyone about the mirror, especially not Nanatsu...

please show where I made them out as 'pleasant'?

You certainly depicted them as personable.

no where did I say I wouldn't be smited. ;)

Death is not so bad....

then it missed alot.

I think not. (http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/cgi-bin/ptext?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.01.0022&query=book%3D%231)

yes, please do.
Am I not a living thing? as long as I respect nature, I give her one less thing to hold against me.

You should understand that a hunter is not a protector, but a killer. Respecting nature is more Demeter's domain (see, Erysichthon).

yep. but War in the sense of strategies, planning, and diplomacy. oh, sure, she can fight with the best of the gods, but she shows more clear thinking than other 'God(ess) of Wars'.

True. She probably is the most reasonable of all Olympians. Yet I would warn you not to get involved with Artemis; she has demanded human sacrifices before (Iphigenia).

Because Athena is the goddess of Wisdom. Artemis is the hunter.
a hunter does not kill needlessly, or wastefully.

hunter
n.
1. One who hunts game.
2. A dog bred or trained for use in hunting.
3. A horse, typically a strong fast jumper, that has been bred or trained for use in hunting.
4. One who searches for or seeks something: a treasure hunter.
5. Hunter green.


There is no statement concerning waste in the dictionary's definition.

smite.. none. hit, punch, scratch, etc... alot.


That still does not compare with how many Gods deal with things (Marsyas comes to mind).

the contests would be to match their strengths. not just a free for all brawl. no real contest in that.

Bow versus sword?

can you imagine How long Poor Cupid would last?

scratch that... after firing alot of his arrows, the brawl would quickly become an orgy! :p

CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was no doubt inflicted upon mythology for the sins of its deities. Of all unbeautiful and inappropriate conceptions this is the most reasonless and offensive. The notion of symbolizing sexual love by a semisexless babe, and comparing the pains of passion to the wounds of an arrow — of introducing this pudgy homunculus into art grossly to materialize the subtle spirit and suggestion of the work — this is eminently worthy of the age that, giving it birth, laid it on the doorstep of prosperity.

-Bierce.

You certainly depicted them as personable.
from all reports, Ted Bundy was Personable. dangerious, yes, but still personable.

Death is not so bad.... it's something I don't fear.

[You should understand that a hunter is not a protector, but a killer. Respecting nature is more Demeter's domain (see, Erysichthon).
hunter
n.
1. One who hunts game.
2. A dog bred or trained for use in hunting.
3. A horse, typically a strong fast jumper, that has been bred or trained for use in hunting.
4. One who searches for or seeks something: a treasure hunter.
5. Hunter green.
Funny, no where in your definition of Hunter does it say Killer.

True. She probably is the most reasonable of all Olympians. Yet I would warn you not to get involved with Artemis; she has demanded human sacrifices before (Iphigenia). once...

and once makes it a habit?

and did you consider the situation?

There is no statement concerning waste in the dictionary's definition. no statement about being a killer either.

That still does not compare with how many Gods deal with things (Marsyas comes to mind).yet each is to their own ability.

Bow versus sword?why does everyone think a battle, fight, or any contest with the words vs inside means a phycial altercation?

from all reports, Ted Bundy was Personable. dangerious, yes, but still personable.

Though I would not care to talk to him.

it's something I don't fear.

Me neither. There are still better ways to die.

Funny, no where in your definition of Hunter does it say Killer.

What you think hunters do to what they chase? What did dogs do to the stag (formerly, Actaeon)? What do you think Artemis does with that bow of hers?

once...

and once makes it a habit?

You are right...normally she does not bother to ask.

and did you consider the situation?

....

no statement about being a killer either.

If you hunt something you traditionally kill it.

yet each is to their own ability.


Who sent the Calydonian Boar? And where does the head of a certain Gorgon reside?

why does everyone think a battle, fight, or any contest with the words vs inside means a phycial altercation?

Because the Gods are sore losers--and sore winners.

What you think hunters do to what they chase? What did dogs do to the stag (formerly, Actaeon)? What do you think Artemis does with that bow of hers? yet does a hunter shoot anything that moves for no reason?

You are right...normally she does not bother to ask. which doesn't make her unapproachable, just one you have to be careful approaching (like, sneaking up on her bathing is a BIG NO-NO)


If you hunt something you traditionally kill it. So when you are hunting for a bargin, you kill it? when a person is hunting for a home, they kill the home? when a person is hunting for a pet?

and a photographer who is hunting for the perfect shot?

Who sent the Calydonian Boar? And where does the head of a certain Gorgon reside? yet your original question was about my male hating friends and their reaction to most men...

Because the Gods are sore losers--and sore winners.yet there are so many more contests that don't involve weapons...

yet does a hunter shoot anything that moves for no reason?

which doesn't make her unapproachable, just one you have to be careful approaching (like, sneaking up on her bathing is a BIG NO-NO)


So when you are hunting for a bargin, you kill it? when a person is hunting for a home, they kill the home? when a person is hunting for a pet?

and a photographer who is hunting for the perfect shot?


Why are you guys even debating this? It's a fight to the death between gods, thats all the reason Artemis would need to kill. Her being a hunter just adds to her skills.

yet does a hunter shoot anything that moves for no reason?

If the mood strikes her.

which doesn't make her unapproachable, just one you have to be careful approaching (like, sneaking up on her bathing is a BIG NO-NO)

Yes, you must.

So when you are hunting for a bargin, you kill it? when a person is hunting for a home, they kill the home? when a person is hunting for a pet?

Which one of the above does Artemis hunt for?

I believe she tracks deer, then proceeds to kill them, typically by an arrow or her dogs. Surely you do not disagree with this.

and a photographer who is hunting for the perfect shot?

Artemis does not take photographs of wildlife.

yet your original question was about my male hating friends and their reaction to most men...

I am merely stating that Gods are far more easily offended than your friends.

yet there are so many more contests that don't involve weapons...

But devolve into battle due to God-sized egos.

Why are you guys even debating this? It's a fight to the death between gods, thats all the reason Artemis would need to kill. Her being a hunter just adds to her skills.
I dunno, TPE seems hell bent to show that Artemis is so bloodthirsty that she would typically be dressed in the skulls of human sacrifices and would rather have her pets kill you than even look at you. :p

If the mood strikes her. ah, so you admit that there would be times when Artemis would not be in the mood to kill outright.

Yes, you must.which is far from your picture of Artemis the bloodthirsty.

Which one of the above does Artemis hunt for? er... arguing the definition of hunter... did you loose the thread already?

I believe she tracks deer, then proceeds to kill them, typically by an arrow or her dogs. Surely you do not disagree with this. but not all deer, not every deer that crosses her path.

Artemis does not take photographs of wildlife. How do you know? after all, Hermes/Mercury has a hobby of delivering flowers...

I am merely stating that Gods are far more easily offended than your friends. more easily? equally offendable, yes, but not more easily.

But devolve into battle due to God-sized egos. Yet there have been contests that didn't involve battles.

I dunno, TPE seems hell bent to show that Artemis is so bloodthirsty that she would typically be dressed in the skulls of human sacrifices and would rather have her pets kill you than even look at you. :p



Well yea I agree, Artemis is a hunter, not a sadistic killing machine...

Nanatsu vs. Aphrodite bikini mud wrestling FTW

Nanatsu vs. Aphrodite bikini mud wrestling FTW

:eek:
OMG!

:eek:
OMG!

:D

:D

;)
Be back in a few.

;)
Be back in a few.

Changing into a bikini for the match?


You've already stated elsewhere that you've got the mud...

Changing into a bikini for the match?


You've already stated elsewhere that you've got the mud...

Nah, went to answer the phone. It's too cold to be in a bikini.;)

And yes, I have the mud, but also the chocolate and the syrup.:D

Nah, went to answer the phone. It's too cold to be in a bikini.;)

And yes, I have the mud, but also the chocolate and the syrup.:D

Woohoo!!

Woohoo!!


:D

Nah, went to answer the phone. It's too cold to be in a bikini.;)

And yes, I have the mud, but also the chocolate and the syrup.:D

it can never be too cold for a bikini...

*imagines Nanatsu in a bikini, with chocolate syrup*

er... be back in a few... :p

it can never be too cold for a bikini...

*imagines Nanatsu in a bikini, with chocolate syrup*

er... be back in a few... :p

O__O
I feel used...
:p

O__O
I feel used...
:p

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, poor Nanatsu....
*comforts*
:fluffle::fluffle:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, poor Nanatsu....
*comforts*
:fluffle::fluffle:

:p
Thanks, Dyakovo.

:p
Thanks, Dyakovo.

*Imagina Nanatsu en el Biquini, cubierto del jarabe de chocolate*
;)

*Imagina Nanatsu en el Biquini, cubierto del jarabe de chocolate*
;)

Ole, si el nene está cachondo.
*spanks Dyakovo´s hand*
Niño malo!
J/K!

Ole, si el nene está cachondo.
*spanks Dyakovo´s hand*
Niño malo!

*enjoys it*

What, it isn't better if its said in Spanish?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, poor Nanatsu....
*comforts*
:fluffle::fluffle:

*after cold shower*

Hey, I can comfort Nanatsu too...

*image pops back into head*

er... after another shower, that is...

*enjoys it*

What, it isn't better if its said in Spanish?

Venga pues.
*le da de nalgadas a Dyakovo*
Mejor?
:D

*after cold shower*

Hey, I can comfort Nanatsu too...

*image pops back into head*

er... after another shower, that is...

Toshhite!!
You two are incorregible!
*shivers*
Ala, me piro!!
And you JuNii, scrub good under those armpits and behind those ears!

Toshhite!!
You two are incorrigible!
*shivers*


Not to mention encourageable ;)

Toshhite!!
You two are incorregible!
*shivers*
Ala, me piro!!
And you JuNii, scrub good under those armpits and behind those ears!

you scrub my back, I'll scrub your... :eek:


damn, my water bill will be high this month! :(

you scrub my back, I'll scrub your... :eek:


damn, my water bill will be high this month! :(

LOL


*comforts Nanatsu in advance*

Well, this thread has completely derailed...

and there's no use talking abut Nanatsu in a bikini covered in chocolate sauce without pics...

I demand pics.

you scrub my back, I'll scrub your... :eek:


damn, my water bill will be high this month! :(

*bags JuNii, hauls him out the door, tosses him on the nearest canal*
:p

LOL


*comforts Nanatsu in advance*

*blinks and smiles*
Thank you, Dyakovo!

Well, this thread has completely derailed...

and there's no use talking abut Nanatsu in a bikini covered in chocolate sauce without pics...

I demand pics.

For starters, check my sig. There´s a link to see me there.

As for bikini pics, how much will you pay?
LOL! J/K!:D:D

For starters, check my sig. There´s a link to see me there.

As for bikini pics, how much will you pay?
LOL! J/K!:D:D

*pats pockets*
I've got a clipped penny :D
*goes to bank to get a loan*

*pats pockets*
I've got a clipped penny :D
*goes to bank to get a loan*

ROFL!

For starters, check my sig. There´s a link to see me there.

As for bikini pics, how much will you pay?
LOL! J/K!:D:D

blub... blub... blubbulb*

*I don't have much, how much for a pic without the bikini but with the chocolate sauce?

blub... blub... blubbulb*

*I don't have much, how much for a pic without the bikini but with the chocolate sauce?

Yeah, can we save money if we eliminate the bikini?

I would choose Olympian and Ares vs Thor. Ares wins.

Yeah, can we save money if we eliminate the bikini?

That´s what I thought. I WIN!!!:D

I would choose Olympian and Ares vs Thor. Ares wins.

Re-read the Illiad. The Olympian gods are pussies.

Yeah, can we save money if we eliminate the bikini?

I'll chip in, I got a bottlecap, some string and a Rock...that I SWEAR looks like Jesus.

That´s what I thought. I WIN!!!:D

So, will it?

And yes you do :D :fluffle: