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I am at a loss for words. :)

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2008/03/12/ap4765879.html

:eek:

Wow...

...The fuck...

Dear gods!:eek:

Sh*t! :p

Woah... Her skin GREW on the toilet! Creepy.

*injects thread with essence of prunes*

To prevent further incidents..

Poor thing... I can only imagine what state of mind a person would have to be in to do something like that.

this just goes to prove, with hard work and determination anybody can achieve the seemingly impossible

Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years - so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.
They forgot to add two years later to that last sentence.

:eek::eek::eek:
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Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:...Well, they should know, really!...

But the guy's just as heck crazy as she is! How can you just sit around and do nothing with ya girl not coming out of your bathroom for 2 f* years!!??

Damn. I bet she has bed... err... loo sores from that.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Ignoring for a moment the likely mental state of anyone in this situation... I'm assuming after two years on a toilet she's grown around she's probably physically disabled now.

What the hell?

Also,

LMFAO!

Seriously? Two years? Stop feeding the bint and she'll have to move pretty quickly. Well, relatively.

WTF? I thought I had heard everything.

That must have been one big fucking turd!

;)

worst case of diarrhea I've ever heard of.

If you're going to be a shut in, why pick that room of all rooms to not move from?
And why sit? Why not lie down?

If you're going to be a shut in, why pick that room of all rooms to not move from?
And why sit? Why not lie down?

Nature calls.

Well he's a moron for bringing her food. If he had just waited a few days her instincts would have overcome her batshit insane mind and she would have left to eat.

Sh*t! :p

What a tasteless remark. Piss-poor, I might add. ;)

What a tasteless remark. Piss-poor, I might add. ;)

And so the puns begin...

And so the puns begin...

Yeah. But of course we'll run out eventually. :p

Yeah. But of course we'll run out eventually. :p

Or I can derail this train with my rather dry and crusty wit in order to disrupt the normally smooth expulsion of this punnish cr@p.

This story really is unbelievable. You all realize that it requires 2 completely insane people to cooperate with each other and not get caught for 2 years?

This story really is unbelievable. You all realize that it requires 2 completely insane people to cooperate with each other and not get caught for 2 years?

Let's not overreact... maybe they were just going for a world record and knew(quite correctly) that society would not understand.

*sighs and flushes toilet, reaching for dinner plate*

Or I can derail this train with my rather dry and crusty wit in order to disrupt the normally smooth expulsion of this punnish cr@p.

Well, they're only puns, I think you need to loosen up.

The longest I've been on a toilet was about three hours. I could barely walk after that.

Poor woman is obviously nuts.

*Cries*

How...Why...Who...:confused:

OP QFT

See? This is why it's a bad idea to keep reading material in the bathroom!

Where did he go? Did they have a second bathroom?

I don't believe that she was alone in this. Somebody must have fed her....I mean how could she not have eaten for two years...and if she got up to eat..then the skin could not have grown around the pot..

I have done things like this with trees when I was a child..I will tie a rod on a growing tree and it will grow around it....I never thought I would hear a human do that.:(

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

This is what I'd like answered, what was the straw that broke the camels back. Apparently 23 monthes of living in his bathroom was acceptable to him and within reason, but 24 was when it finally reached the point of excess?

How the hell....

Maybe she likes toilets that much. Or it's a kind of talent and it's a shame to waste that kind of talent.

How the hell....

Maybe she likes toilets that much. Or it's a kind of talent and it's a shame to waste that kind of talent.

SHe definitely grew attached to that particular toilet.

*tries to keep a straight face*

SHe definitely grew attached to that particular toilet.

*tries to keep a straight face*

Their bond was truly skin deep....

Due to all the funny smeg that occurs in modern life that gets covered then consequently posted here I hereby dub this era the age of laughter. *applause from crowd* *knights LG as Sir Laughsalot of the comically shaped table*

Well, they're only puns, I think you need to loosen up.

Don't hold back just let it all out you will feel better afterwards.

See? This is why it's a bad idea to keep reading material in the bathroom!

Where did he go? Did they have a second bathroom?

What if they didn't? Shudders to think......

Why the hell didn't he call a doctor the very first day? Why didn't he call a doctor on the second day? Two years? Clearly she's suffering from either mental or phsyical illness. I can't believe it... Poor woman.

:eek:

Wow...

...The fuck...

Dear gods!:eek:

Everything I was thinking has already been said.

The longest I've been on a toilet was about three hours. I could barely walk after that.

Do I dare ask why?

*scratches head*
What the...how...
*walks away*

How in sam-hell did she do that? i think she had a tv in there or a laptop! OR BOTH!!

This is what I'd like answered, what was the straw that broke the camels back. Apparently 23 monthes of living in his bathroom was acceptable to him and within reason, but 24 was when it finally reached the point of excess?No, he actually had to go to the bathroom himself at that point.

i'm curious why no one else tried to get her off that toilet. are we to believe that people who knew the woman and her boyfriend didn't realize what was going on as well? that it was kept a secret from everyone that long?

It also means nobody cleaned the toilet for 2 years. *bleah*

And unless she could reach the sink, she never washed her hands before eating. *BLEAH!*

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*waits for the bile to drop a bit*

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They probably had sex in there.

i'm curious why no one else tried to get her off that toilet. are we to believe that people who knew the woman and her boyfriend didn't realize what was going on as well? that it was kept a secret from everyone that long?

You're assuming they had some kind of network of friends/acquaintances, which isn't the case for everyone, especially people who spend a lot of time online. ;) Me, I'd be a mummified corpse before anyone found me, if I died right now. :p

I am at a loss for words. :)

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2008/03/12/ap4765879.html

I don't suppose she had a terrible case of the runs, did she?

It also means nobody cleaned the toilet for 2 years. *bleah*

And unless she could reach the sink, she never washed her hands before eating. *BLEAH!*

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*waits for the bile to drop a bit*

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They probably had sex in there.

She probably didn't shower or bathe the whole time either. Unless she could reach the razor, she probably didn't shave her legs at all and even if she did, there'd be mountains of hair around her.

Oh and laundry? Wazzat?

Nature calls.True.
I've heard of agoraphobics being afraid to leave the house, but never the room.

Well, they're only puns, I think you need to loosen up.I agree.
We should be complaining about that boyfriend. After all, he was the stool pigeon who ratted her out.

I for one think the police should be flushing out weirdo's like this.

I can't comprehend sitting on a toilet for two years without getting up...

What the fuck!

I can't comprehend sitting on a toilet for two years without getting up...

What the fuck!

Agoraphobia/Stroke/A mental or physical condition of some kind could probably justify it, but I'm not sure if the story is real...

I can not for the life of me, comprehend how she could of sat on the seat for two years. What about her boyfriend? Did he not see that this was wrong. He fed her in the bathroom? He is as sick or sicker than she is. :confused::confused:

That must have been one big fucking turd!

;)

Yes, it weighed 1,245 Courics.

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/9929/xppngphpiconattentionstor3.png


did she sleep on the fucking toilet too... she must have.... :confused:

I for one think the police should be flushing out weirdo's like this.

Oh, even if it was prosecuted, the appeals court would void the conviction.

I love the reactions to this thread.

And also.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!?!?!?!?

nevermind being on the toilet for two years...
a woman went to the toilet alone :eek:

of course the police would do best to follow the paper trail :)

Yes, it weighed 1,245 Courics.

Ha Ha, classic

Dude... I don't live far from there, I don't know the people, and I can't say I want to... Two years, didn't she have any freinds that missed her... WOW...

I know...bawdwah...:confused:......no words...huhh? So few words in thread *cringe* What?!

*injects thread with essence of prunes*

To prevent further incidents..
err... prunes would have people flocking to the toilet...

See? This is why it's a bad idea to keep reading material in the bathroom!
... I had a PS2 and VHS in my bathroom...

Unfortunatly, I can't say the longest I've been in there... but walking was painful after that.

This story gives a whole new spin to the statement, "Shit or get off the pot." :p

IIRC the two wackos shared a mobile home. It really must have been a dump.

I don't think the dude could really be prosecuted because he has to be as batshit crazy as she was.

err... prunes would have people flocking to the toilet...

I was going with the assumption that the cause of staying on the toilet so long was due to constipation. Prunes speed up the process.. but I've heard the Siren call of the Toilet and I know fear.

This is it. This is the story that has finally caused me to stop believing the news.

This story gives a whole new spin to the statement, "Shit or get off the pot." :p

IIRC the two wackos shared a mobile home. It really must have been a dump.

Still, to know that she's safe in the hospital... that's got to be a load off his mind.

He must have just installed one of those soft toilet seats, and she just didn't want to get up.

Agoraphobia/Stroke/A mental or physical condition of some kind could probably justify it, but I'm not sure if the story is real...

I heard a neighbor of there's on a local radio interview. He said he saw her being taken out to an ambulance. He said that they are both in their thirties and surprisingly she wasn't fat. I agree though this whole story has a foul order to it.

UPDATE: It doest appear to have been 2 years after all..."The sheriff said that judging by the woman's condition — she had open sores on which the toilet seat would stick — it appeared she likely sat on the toilet continually for at least a month."

The guy that claimed it was two years, well this was said about him "The unfortunate thing is this truly is a case of two people, in my opinion, with diminished mental capacity," Whipple said."


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080313/ap_on_re_us/woman_in_bathroom;_ylt=ApKvPtGS_5EFzfHdZspjVyNH2ocA

UPDATE:

The guy that claimed it was two years, well this was said about him "The unfortunate thing is this truly is a case of two people, in my opinion, with diminished mental capacity," Whipple said."


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080313/ap_on_re_us/woman_in_bathroom;_ylt=ApKvPtGS_5EFzfHdZspjVyNH2ocA

Mental condition? You don't say!

Edit: What the hell to saying "retarded". Now we have to be PC and say "diminished mental capacity"?

"The unfortunate thing is this truly is a case of two people, in my opinion, with diminished mental capacity," Whipple said."
The sheriff is actually named "Mr. Whipple"? This gets better and better. Please don't squeeze the Charmin!

Does anybody know a poster that's been here for two years and just recently dissappeared?:p

See? This is why it's a bad idea to keep reading material in the bathroom!

Where did he go? Did they have a second bathroom?

Thats what I was wondering- I didnt think that trailer had two bathrooms-maybe its a deluxe model?

She slept on the toilet too ?

Did she have 'roids dangling in the water?

And who established the two year estimate? Her-the one that sat there for too long either way?
Or him,that let her tie that room up for that long.

Is there some special CSI toilet seat dating test?
They count the layers of skin left on it when they pry the seat off her?