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Which is your god?
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LG

Is this a rip-off of the Jesus or Mohammed thread?

Is this a rip-off of the Jesus or Mohammed thread?

No it's your chance to show the world your reverence for....







































Dyakovochu!
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Dyakovochu.jpg

I always had a soft spot for the Graeco-Roman Gods. Very few rules other than 'don't fuck with me or I'll turn you into an animal' and worship through festivals - thats my sort of divinity.

I would take this seriously and say Abraham's god but can't decide which of the 2 first options to use for that.

Guess I'll have be silly and to go for an "other" option instead, namely James in the computer game Sacrifice.

No it's your chance to show the world your reverence for....




Dyakovochu!
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Dyakovochu.jpg

^_^
All hail the Mighty Dyakovochu!! Hail, hail, hail, hail!!!

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LG

That didn't take long. :D

I've always loved the Invisible Pink Unicorn (blessed be her holy hooves), especially since the Flying Spaghetti Monster gets all the press, but...

Thor gets shit done.

That didn't take long. :D

Of course not :)

^_^
All hail the Mighty Dyakovochu!! Hail, hail, hail, hail!!!

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:D

Invisible Pink unicorn, obviously. You wouldn't want to piss that one off, oww i can picture the carnage.
Mind you it doesn't stand up to the mighty manliness of Zeus, who is usually half naked all the time, yeah real manly that.:D

Depends on my mood at the time, and what offerings are avalible at the time.

And none of that selection are on this list.

Of those on the list, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. But Eris is the real winner. His Noodliness is delicious, but Eris is just hot.

Allah is just Arabic for "God". It's the same entity as YHVH.

Anyways, I'm going for Cthulhu. Real big surprise there.

There is no god but the Greenback, and Ben Bernanke is Its prophet.

On NSG, there's no way I'm unique in my reverence for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I, too, have been touched by the noodly appendage.

RAmen.

On NSG, there's no way I'm unique in my reverence for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I, too, have been touched by the noodly appendage.

RAmen.

what's so great about the spaghetti monster guy?

As Arch Bishop of The Cult of The Purple Dog I'm disappointed my religion is not represented.

After that, I went for Odin and his crew. Especially since Thor is portrayed as some kind of drunken biker XD

Elune always has had my praises.

Allah is just Arabic for "God". It's the same entity as YHVH.

Anyways, I'm going for Cthulhu. Real big surprise there.

Actually, Cthulhu does look a bit like the FSM with all those noodly appendages. Are they related?
:confused:

No it's your chance to show the world your reverence for....







































Dyakovochu!
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Dyakovochu.jpg


Do you know I have an eating disorder (at least, according to AP)? I eat so very little. You should have some consideration as to leaving that food in my stomach.

LASSIE!!!

What? I'm dyslexic:p

I think it's an outrage that there's no possibility to choose the Egyptian or pre-Columbian South American gods. Quetzalcoatl and Huitzilopochtli are sorely missed...

And yet you fail to have any of the gods I worship...

why Bacchus, of course! *drinks more wine in homage*

Why didn't you put "customized god" in the options? Mine is blue with yellow spots.

Do you know I have an eating disorder (at least, according to AP)? I eat so very little. You should have some consideration as to leaving that food in my stomach.

I'm a mean god :D

my microwave

Freyja, because I like the idea of a cat-drawn chariot.

I think I'll favor "God morgen" (or "God morgon" if you really insist), even in the evening. :D

I'm a mean god :D

Dighted in discharge. :)

My favourite god is the Great Dragon, who caused Life, the Universe, and pretty much Everything to be created.

The one I worship. Always liked the legends about Odin and the northern gods though:D

Elune always has had my praises.

I'm not sure if I should mock you for worshipping Elune, or avoid letting it be known that I know who that is.












Shit.

I'm not sure if I should mock you for worshipping Elune, or avoid letting it be known that I know who that is.

Shit.

Both :D

If Goddesses count (and considering the IPU is listed, that must be the case), I'll go with Eris, our fair discordian Goddess.
Although I have much sympathy for the IPU as well.

I have a weakness for crazy, so Loki, Coyote, LG - one of those.

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http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p2/preston029/Animated.gif

That unicorn is neither invisible nor pink.

That unicorn is neither invisible nor pink.

Meh, but the sign that says Invisible Pink Unicorn is pink and invisible.:D

Meh, but the sign that says Invisible Pink Unicorn is pink and invisible.:D

OK

OK

So desu ne.:)

And yet you fail to have any of the gods I worship...

That would fall under "other" wouldn't it? There really isn't room to list every god ever worshiped in a poll.

<edit> Although listing a few of the more popular pantheons in place of some of the joke options would have been preferable.

I'm actually drawn towards the Norse Gods and Goddess, they are awesome! :D

That unicorn is neither invisible nor pink.

actually the unicorn is there because it's invisible.
In fact the unicorn is everywhere.
EVERYWHERE! MOO HAA HAA!

Vote here for your favourite.
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Myself.

NSG Godess of sex and chocolate :D

Enki, hands down.

Enki, hands down.

who?

Jehovah. He A*s Kicked Sodom and Gomorrah!!!!!!!

who?Enki. Also known as Ea or Yah. The one that the Jews fabricated their weird idea of deity from.

Enki. Also known as Ea or Yah. The one that the Jews fabricated their weird idea of deity from.

Looks like the letters of the God Nike re-arranged? Relation or just co-incidence?

Looks like the letters of the God Nike re-arranged? Relation or just co-incidence?wtf...

Enki was around long before sneakers were made. :p

Looks like the letters of the God Nike re-arranged? Relation or just co-incidence?

Yes, but not in the way you would expect.
You see, those forty years wandering in the desert led the Jews to put comfortable footwear in very high regard. At first they worshiped the god Reebok, but found him inferior to their new and favorite god.

wtf...

Enki was around long before sneakers were made. :p

No Nike one of the Greek God's of victory.
See wiki, even if it is a very small article. (http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nike) see Rome Total war does educate people

Yes, but not in the way you would expect.
You see, those forty years wandering in the desert led the Jews to put comfortable footwear in very high regard. At first they worshiped the god Reebok, but found him inferior to their new and favorite god.

:p

I know now there's all these silly God's like Snickers and Milkyway, i mean why can't they stick with tradition huh?

You chose so many different deities, most of them pagan, yet where is the Christian god, the Creator, The Alpha and the omega? You put iin the Jewish and Muslim god, but what about christianity?

I'm not sure if I should mock you for worshipping Elune, or avoid letting it be known that I know who that is.


Shit.

What else should an elf worship but the merciful Goddess? :p

thor

You chose so many different deities, most of them pagan, yet where is the Christian god, the Creator, The Alpha and the omega? You put iin the Jewish and Muslim god, but what about christianity?

Don't Christians worship the game God as the Jewish and Muslim people?

FSM! :)

I gave our school newspaper an interview on Pastafarianism today. :)

You chose so many different deities, most of them pagan, yet where is the Christian god, the Creator, The Alpha and the omega? You put iin the Jewish and Muslim god, but what about christianity?

Are you referring to the one that Jesus the Jew worshiped?

You chose so many different deities, most of them pagan, yet where is the Christian god, the Creator, The Alpha and the omega? You put iin the Jewish and Muslim god, but what about christianity?

"Jehovah"

"Jehovah"

Jehovah, God, Allah, it's all the same Deity.

Enki. Also known as Ea or Yah. The one that the Jews fabricated their weird idea of deity from.

Did you ever consider giving up "Jews" for lent?

Jehovah, God, Allah, it's all the same Deity.

If they expect different laws to be followed, then they are conceptually different. However, they all have a common root deity.

No Nike one of the Greek God's of victory.
See wiki, even if it is a very small article. (http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nike) see Rome Total war does educate people
The article written in English is much more comprehensive.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nike_%28mythology%29

Why isn´t Bríde or Lugh of the Long Hand here? I would say those could be my fav. 2 gods if they were on the friggin´ poll.:(

Why isn´t Bríde or Lugh of the Long Hand here? I would say those could be my fav. 2 gods if they were on the friggin´ poll.:(

They are...

They would be included under 'other'

I've always been partial to Hermes. Any god that can be the patron of thieves AND fair play is my kind of god. :)

I've always been partial to Hermes. Any god that can be the patron of thieves AND fair play is my kind of god. :)And ain't he he god of fags, too?
Did you ever consider giving up "Jews" for lent?No, but I'd consider sending them all to Svalbard for good.

FSM ftw

And ain't he he god of fags, too?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermes

Doesn't look like it.

I think you're confusing him with:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g87/thadrunkchick/richardsimmons1xr6rq1.jpg

I hope the picture lingers in your mind's eye a while. :)

XENU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111one

I demand Ganesh in the poll. How could one not like Him.

http://holidays.vgreets.com/Ganesh_chaturthi/images/vgreets-ganesh.jpg

I would like to put in a good word for my god(s).

The word is, "Kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty!!!"

Morning and evening, in Their actual, physical presence, I enact the Ritual of the Sacred Can-opener and the Replenishment of the Divine Drinking Vessel.

When I am blessed with Their special favour I find tokens (such as slain rodents, symbols of Vanquished Evil) upon my pillow.

With proper humility I abase myself in the Cleansing of the Foetid Litter Box.

And always, always, I strive, with their help, towards Purrfection.

I would like to put in a good word for my god(s).

The word is, "Kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty!!!"

Morning and evening, in Their actual, physical presence, I enact the Ritual of the Sacred Can-opener and the Replenishment of the Divine Drinking Vessel.

When I am blessed with Their special favour I find tokens (such as slain rodents, symbols of Vanquished Evil) upon my pillow.

With proper humility I abase myself in the Cleansing of the Foetid Litter Box.

And always, always, I strive, with their help, towards Purrfection.

The cat demands your attention:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rb8aOzy9t4

The cat demands your attention:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rb8aOzy9t4

Devastatingly realistic. *nod*

Devastatingly realistic. *nod*

Totally, Amelia actually adapted the "Jump around on bed" technique to wake me up.

The FSM and none of the above are almost tied for lead in the polls... this calls for a global Pastafarian war against "None of the above"! :D

How dare you, "none of the above", you deceitful demigod! :p

Allah, Jehovah, and Yahweh are all the same deity...

Allah, Jehovah, and Yahweh are all the same deity...

Prove it.

I would like to put in a good word for my god(s).

The word is, "Kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty!!!"

Morning and evening, in Their actual, physical presence, I enact the Ritual of the Sacred Can-opener and the Replenishment of the Divine Drinking Vessel.

When I am blessed with Their special favour I find tokens (such as slain rodents, symbols of Vanquished Evil) upon my pillow.

With proper humility I abase myself in the Cleansing of the Foetid Litter Box.

And always, always, I strive, with their help, towards Purrfection.

Don't forget the required random offerings of Greenies and the punishment for sitting in the divinities' favorite chair. And their sign of most favored status, presentation of the divine behind.

Eru Ilúvatar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eru_Il%C3%BAvatar)

something big out there no one really knows a damd thing about. which allah and jehova and even the tao, are all just names for the same thing as. even the word 'god' is nothing else more or less.

i don't believe there is one because there has to be. i don't believe there has to be at all. i believe there is one because its given me good hugs from time to time.

=^^=
.../\...

Your poll sucks. It doesn't have the Celtic gods and goddesses. Hail Danu.

Your poll sucks. It doesn't have the Celtic gods and goddesses. Hail Danu.:mp5:

Yes it does - 'None of the above'!!!

Eru Ilúvatar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eru_Il%C3%BAvatar)Melkor, no question. He gets things going.

Well, there's this really funny spider in my bathroom ...

Well, there's this really funny spider in my bathroom ...how funny?

Your poll sucks. It doesn't have the Celtic gods and goddesses. Hail Danu.

it also needs to be multiple option rather then radio button for reasons mentioned in my own previous post.

there probably arn't enough options even one each of all the best known parthanons and monotheistic beliefs, but it probably could have included at least that one. with dominant organized monotheistic beliefs, at least according to baha'u'llah, whatever they call their "something big out there", the're just using different names for the same entity. i find this an eminently reasonable probability.

=^^=
.../\...

How funny?
Like an afro-ant? :D

The Invisible Pink Unicorn. The IPU is so much cooler than the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Why would I wanna be touched by a limp noodly appendage (not even al dente!) when I could be touched by a rock hard horn?

Melkor, no question. He gets things going.

"...thou, Melkor, shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite. For he that attempteth this shall prove but mine instrument in the devising of things more wonderful, which he himself hath not imagined." - The Silmarillion

I'm sticking with Eru. :D

Pryapus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus)

"...thou, Melkor, shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite. For he that attempteth this shall prove but mine instrument in the devising of things more wonderful, which he himself hath not imagined." - The Silmarillion

I'm sticking with Eru.I had that sentence as sig once :D
And without Melkor all would be just perfect and boring

Pryapus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus)

what is wrong with you?:D

There's this one name "Jim"....Wait, that's me. Nevermind.

Mars and Minerva.

Miss Holy See.

There is no god but the Greenback, and Ben Bernanke is Its prophet.
And we're half the soul we used to be.

Jehovah, God, Allah, it's all the same Deity.
Jealous. :(

I think you're confusing him with:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g87/thadrunkchick/richardsimmons1xr6rq1.jpg

I hope the picture lingers in your mind's eye a while. :)The power of a god gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Jehovah. He A*s Kicked Sodom and Gomorrah!!!!!!!

And yet lost to iron chariots. No wonder science and religion have such a tumultuous relationship.
Little skips of science leave big chasms for Jehovah to cross, and frankly, he doesn't know how to build a bridge. Just swords.

Jehovah, God, Allah, it's all the same Deity.Not necessarily. Jehovah is the rendition of Yhvh which is itself a rendition/corruption of Yah/Enki, while Allah (al-Ilah, "the god") is a rendition of El/Elohim which is a rendition/corruption of either El/Enlil or the Elohim weather gods.
Of course the bible merges these gods into one, and adds further aspects of other gods such as Baal and Asherah.

what is wrong with you?:D

Why?

Why?

How?

How?

Wh... what?:confused:

How?

When?

I vote for Ra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra) of the Egyptian pantheon. He rules (figuratively...literally...grammatically) :D

I like Nekhbet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nekhbet), Horus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horus) and Isis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isis) too, but someone has to be first and foremost, and it couldn't be anyone else..

what is wrong with you?:D
Originally Posted by Velka Morava
Pryapus


I was wondering.... Hmmmm.... Maybe I don't want to know? :eek:

Wh... what?:confused:
who?
When?

Where?

That is the question, perhaps there is an answer, but until you understand the question the answer shall remain hidden, spake the God of Potatoe pie.

who?


Where?

That is the question, perhaps there is an answer, but until you understand the question the answer shall remain hidden, spake the God of Potatoe pie.

Which?

I don't get 'spake' but I'm gonna spank, God of the Potato Pie.
http://ganjataz.com/smileys/01-grayball/images/gt-oddgrayball-spank.gif

Which?

I don't get 'spake' but I'm gonna spank, God of the Potato Pie.
http://ganjataz.com/smileys/01-grayball/images/gt-oddgrayball-spank.gif

No spanking the God of potatoe pie is a baaaad idea, God of potatoe pie isn't into BDSM, well probably not i've not asked the pie yet.
Spake=speak. It's an old fashioned way of saying it to throw in a bit of Gothic wisdom, well hmmm maybe not Gothic or wisdom but it is true i suppose, then again <.< >.> you never know.

No spanking the God of potatoe pie is a baaaad idea, God of potatoe pie isn't into BDSM, well probably not i've not asked the pie yet.
Spake=speak. It's an old fashioned way of saying it to throw in a bit of Gothic wisdom, well hmmm maybe not Gothic or wisdom but it is true i suppose, then again <.< >.> you never know.

Awww, no spanking the God of Potato Pie. Sucks.:( But do ask the pie, please.

I see, Ord Engrish. It gives this post a distinguished character.:D

Wh... what?:confused:
What about what?
What's this about "spank"?

Thor was always pretty cool. But, expanding the OP to include female deities, I'll go with the Goddess, in the pantheist Wiccan sense.

Göd, Hungary. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6d)

What's this about "spank"?

Ask Mad Hatters.:cool:

May our Pastafarian Lord touch all with his glorious noodly appendage! rAmen.

May our Pastafarian Lord touch all with his glorious noodly appendage! rAmen.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/im-n-ur-bowl-eatn-ur-ramen.jpg