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Who would win in a cage match fight to the death - no weapons.

I voted the obligatory 4th option, but if I were to pick, it would be Samus. Rollerball, anyone?

Neither. My grandma would win.:cool:

Voted Samus. Everybody likes Samus.

duh master chief halo wins over metroid any day

Master Cheif Vs Teh Samus
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Who would win in a cage match fight to the death - no weapons.

Who?

:confused:

Halo would beat them both.

Doomguy. Who else ?

Samus.
Master Chief is some latecomer wanna-be action hero. Samus comes from the 80's.
Everything was better in the 80's. Its a well known fact.

Haloid (http://www.gametrailers.com/player/18747.html)

If you haven't seen this already, you are not worthy of the internet and should stop using it shortly after watching the video.

Samus.
Master Chief is some latecomer wanna-be action hero. Samus comes from the 80's.
Everything was better in the 80's. Its a well known fact.


Wow i would so much rather be living in the cold war, while the Iran-Contra affair is occuring !!!!

quite frankly i will stay in the present with all our issues now rather than be completely terrified some idiot will turn the cold war hot

Wow i would so much rather be living in the cold war, while the Iran-Contra affair is occuring !!!!

quite frankly i will stay in the present with all our issues now rather than be completely terrified some idiot will turn the cold war hot

Now, this is just a guess, but I'm fairly certain that he was joking.

Just a guess.

Just possibly.

He was joking.

Chill.

Shenanigans.

Master Chief.

While we can only assume their armor is similar, Master Chief's personal shield will rgenerate indefinitely if he can avoid taking too many hits at once, wheras Samus' energy tanks will deplete eventually.

Samus.

She can contort her body into a ball. Master Chief even come CLOSE to that.

Everyone knows how this is going to end. And it'll involve a saxophone.

:D

I could've sworn it'd involve a rake, roses, and violets. You mean I was lied to? :(

The real winners would be the organisers of such an event, who would be able to charge metroid and halo fanboys any amount of money for the privilege of watching.

RhynoDD;13518912']Shenanigans.
Evil Shenanigans? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Vpe98B-IAM)

RhynoDD;13518807']Haloid (http://www.gametrailers.com/player/18747.html)

If you haven't seen this already, you are not worthy of the internet and should stop using it shortly after watching the video.

I'm amazed it took that long for it to be linked ;)

The real winners would be the organisers of such an event, who would be able to charge metroid and halo fanboys any amount of money for the privilege of watching.
Ifreann wins the thread anyway.

Evil Shenanigans? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Vpe98B-IAM)

Neh, the cheeky, fun kind.

I'm amazed it took that long for it to be linked ;)

I know, right? You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

Master Chief is not only strong and fast, he's exceptionally well-trained in combat, including unarmed combat. I don't know about Samus, though - or her armor's capabilities vis-a-vis MJOLNIR.

In the end, I vote Master Chief. His training focuses on dealing with humanoid opponents. I think Samus fought mostly nonhumanoids.

Let's see. MC is trained in hand-to-hand combat, can flip a tank, has metal bones, 8' tall, had pretty much permanent steroids, and can run at something like 45 mph.

Samus can roll into a ball and double jump.

All Samus could do is try to evade MC. If MC gets off a couple punches and kicks, especially if he has MJOLNIR on, it's over.

Let's see. MC is trained in hand-to-hand combat, can flip a tank, has metal bones, 8' tall, had pretty much permanent steroids, and can run at something like 45 mph.

Samus can roll into a ball and double jump.

All Samus could do is try to evade MC. If MC gets off a couple punches and kicks, especially if he has MJOLNIR on, it's over.
OH NOEZ TEH FANBOYS COMETH

I think the real issue at the core of this debate is, however, Nintendo vs. Microsoft.

*bomb lit, flees the thread*

Master Chief is not only strong and fast, he's exceptionally well-trained in combat, including unarmed combat. I don't know about Samus, though - or her armor's capabilities vis-a-vis MJOLNIR.

In the end, I vote Master Chief. His training focuses on dealing with humanoid opponents. I think Samus fought mostly nonhumanoids.

Samus trained with superpowered bird-people and had a blood transfusion with them, too.

Space pirates are very humaniod.

OH NOEZ TEH FANBOYS COMETH

I think the real issue at the core of this debate is, however, Nintendo vs. Microsoft.

*bomb lit, flees the thread*

Considering the closes fanboy relation I have is to Nintendo...

And Nintendo wins in N vs. M$.

Let's see. MC is trained in hand-to-hand combat, can flip a tank, has metal bones, 8' tall, had pretty much permanent steroids, and can run at something like 45 mph.

Does that count as a weapon?