NationStates Jolt Archive

America, fuck yeah!

"Our Dollars are CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP!" :D

A while back, the UK held a slogan contest (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article2917745.ece) to reflect...I'm not sure, Great Britain's growth into the new century, or something.

In a similar vein, I propose a contest for a new motto for the United States of America. The current one, "In God We Trust," works, but could certainly stand to be jazzed up.

Any ideas?

"we put the FUN in Dsyfunctional"

"Canada with summer".

Fail on many levels.

Canada has summer, or have you never seen the Plains in June-August? I assure you it gets plenty hot.

As for political reasons, aside from healthcare, not obsessing over gays, not going ape-shit over guns and an overall sense of tolerance and well-being...nope, you still can't compare the US and Canada. The US is okay. Canada rocks.

"Show us a color, we'll wipe it out."

"Putting the 'ass' in asinine since 1776."

"Guns. GUNS. GUUUUUNS!!!"

"So stupid, we need to define marriage."

"Capitalism and Puritanism -- bat-shit crazy since 1776."

"Canada with summer".

"Come to feel like you're on a movie set, stay to feel better about your weight!"

"Give me an 'A!'
Give me an 'M!'
..."

Okay, nevermind.

Seriously, though, I would like something along the lines of "Where personal freedom meets personal responsibility"
But then I remember that for some reason, many people have an issue with a libertarian attitude and I sigh in defeat.

America - an anagram of A Crime

Coincidence?

Actually I like America so my poor quip is purely for the anagram, which most will note doesn't work anyway.

America: If you don't love us, then you're a gay muslim terrorist who hates Jesus and our freedoms.

"Just try to invade us. We dare you."


I like this, maybe make it more bullish. "Come on, look, all our troops are in Iraq. Take Texas, go on, we'll give you Texas as a base. See what the fuck you can do".

"America: birthplace of the nuke"
"Just try to invade us. We dare you."
"With great power comes great irresponsibility."

AMERICA: Because We Can.

All
Men
Equal
Rights
Ideally
'Cept
Africans, Arabs, Asians, and All dem udder brown people.


-sigh- I tried. :(

America: We have the Biggest Red Rockets, and boy do they glare! :D

America: We love sexual innuendos!

"America: Buy our houses damn it"

"America: Come on, let us borrow some money, we promise we'll pay it back"

"America: Made in China"

America: Made in China

America: Made in China

Not bad at all, I nominate you front runner for now, not that I'm arbiter of these things, I'm also placing Posi second.

"So stupid, we need to define marriage."

HAHAHAHA!

"America: Whatchya gonna do brother!"

America: Fuck Yeah!

America: Protecting Our Freedom and Liberty from Terrorists by Killing Them Ourselves.

America: Protecting Our Freedom and Liberty from Terrorists by Killing Them Ourselves.

America: Protecting Our Minds from Fear of Terrorists by Selling Out Freedom and Liberty

America: Threatening Our Freedom and Liberty by Fomenting Terrorism

America: Protecting Freedom and Liberty for Terrorists by Creating Havens for Them

America: Providing Distractions for Terrorists by Killing Iraqis.

America: Providing Opportunities for Terrorists to Destroy Iraq's Freedom and Liberty Themselves

America: Destroying Out Freedom and Liberty so Terrorists Don't Have To.

etc.

America
we do what we must
because we can
for the good of all of us
except the ones who are dead

United States of America: United in our delusions.

United States of America: United by crap.

United States of America: Please pity us.

America: Global Domination Since 1776

America: You know it's f*ucked-up, but you still want to come

America: You want to look away, but you can't.

America: Innuendo and out the other.

America: Arming terrorists and wondering where the attacks came from.

America: 50,000,000 Mexicans can't be wrong.

America: 50,000,000 Mexicans can't be wrong.

ROOFL!!!!

Out with the brush!In with the tre-o wait their a logging company....

America: Global Domination Since 1776

America: You know it's f*ucked-up, but you still want to come

Yeah, if it sucks so bad, why do so many people break the law to come here?

Yeah, if it sucks so bad, why do so many people break the law to come here?

Because, for them, they believe it will suck less than it does in their home country.

So the US economy tends to be healthier still than that of, say, Mexico and is appealing to dirt-poor oppressed folk.

...that's not exactly a ringing endorsement of our greatness.

America: Fuck you guys, we're not all racist, fundie cowboys, and prattling on like like you guys have been is nothing more than a bunch of mental masturbation.

"Oderint, dum emptant."

"With great power comes great inconvenience."

"Welcome! You have reached America's National Motto. For assistance, press 1. For historical information, press 2. For operating hours, press 3. For language options, press 4...."

Yeah, if it sucks so bad, why do so many people break the law to come here?

immigrant, n. An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.

-The Devil's Dictionary.

Motto (from The Devil's Dictionary): un-American, adj. Wicked, intolerable, heathenish.

Yeah, if it sucks so bad, why do so many people break the law to come here?

To answer this question, I will do it in the form of a slongan..

America: Hey, we're better than Mexico...

That doesn't explain all the Chinese and Indian people in my office...

It looks like people at the top of the intellectual chain in their own country want to come here.

India and China are better than Mexico (arguably) but while economic powerhouse they're often not exactly great places to live.

Plus the other reason people are breaking the law is that it's easier to emigrate to the US illegally than legally.

To answer this question, I will do it in the form of a slongan..

America: Hey, we're better than Mexico...

That doesn't explain all the Chinese and Indian people in my office...

It looks like people at the top of the intellectual chain in their own country want to come here.

That doesn't explain all the Chinese and Indian people in my office...

It looks like people at the top of the intellectual chain in their own country want to come here.

Well nature abhors a vacuum....

That doesn't explain all the Chinese and Indian people in my office...

It looks like people at the top of the intellectual chain in their own country want to come here.

It's just the Taco Bells. That's America's attraction right there.

Taco.. Bell

You win the thread.

i think that was worth more than just the thread

Well nature abhors a vacuum....

You win the thread.

America. Land of the greedy and guzzling. Now freedom free!

America: Innuendo and out the other.

America: Arming terrorists and wondering where the attacks came from.

x2

Well nature abhors a vacuum....

One word: OWNED!

A while back, the UK held a slogan contest (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article2917745.ece) to reflect...I'm not sure, Great Britain's growth into the new century, or something.

In a similar vein, I propose a contest for a new motto for the United States of America. The current one, "In God We Trust," works, but could certainly stand to be jazzed up.

Any ideas?

I'd like "E Pluribus Unum" again.

"Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses longing to be free...and we'll exploit the shit out of em!"

"Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses longing to be free...and we'll exploit the shit out of em!"

"And they don't even have to come here to America either, we can exploit the shit out of them back home! Wal-Mart. Always Lower Prices. Always."

"And they don't even have to come here to America either, we can exploit the shit out of them back home! Wal-Mart. Always Lower Prices. Always."

"And if you dont let us exploit your people, we'll simply occupy your country and exploit them anyway."


Wow, what a long slogan we've created;)

America: Most Orwellian Nation of 2007. We'll probably take the award in 2008, too.

:p

America: The Land for US


America: Made in China

There's a link I can't find. It's a picture of a bunch of spools of thread, and says something like "You win this thread!" Just try to picture that in your head until I find the link.

America: Where you're a Democrat, Repubican, or a terrorist!
America: Where taking drugs is ok as long as you're running for president!
America: Freedom? That is SO 1776.
America: Where capitalists won't defend capitalism.
America: Trying the 3rd way-The fastest way to the third world.
America: Who needs guns? Big Brother will protect us as soon as those nasty things are banned!
America: Most Orwellian Nation of 2007. We'll probably take the award in 2008, too.

Dang! Ya beat me to it!:p

Well nature abhors a vacuum....

Two, three and FOUR -che.

Bravo.

Land of the Clinton, The Bush and the Prison.

Because it is a book, not a person, Our Dumb World is unable to enter its subtitle for the chapter on the US. I shall, as a proxy:
The United States: Land of Opportunism

America: Where the measure of a Country is by the length of the line waiting to get in.

"Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses longing to be free...and we'll exploit the shit out of em!"

"And they don't even have to come here to America either, we can exploit the shit out of them back home! Wal-Mart. Always Lower Prices. Always."

"And if you dont let us exploit your people, we'll simply occupy your country and exploit them anyway."


Wow, what a long slogan we've created;)

A bit wordy isn't it?

America's gonna git you, sucka...