Proper use of psychic services
Mad hatters in jeans
10-03-2008, 23:13
There's a good question you can ask if someone claims to be a psychic.
"So you're psychic eh? So what do i want to find out then?".
READ THE THREAD YOU LAZY SO AND SO'S, arg what's the point of thinking you're really witty if no-one says you are?
EDIT: YAR My thread, moo ha ha.
Don't believe what that other guy says! whatever you do! he's lying!
*legs it with thread*
*gives back thread*
Vespertilia
10-03-2008, 23:14
*knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"Nah, is this supposed to be psychic?!"
:)
Jhahannam
10-03-2008, 23:16
The problem is, the most powerful psychics foresee the births of potential rivals and talk the mothers into abortions using that smooth psychic jive.
This leaves too few psychics for pizza delivery, as the REAL psychics work for the government predicting natural disasters and terrorist attacks, then filing form 165-34 DOD "For for Reporting Impending Bad Event", which is then sent to committee for revision and review.
Neo Randia
10-03-2008, 23:18
It reminds me of Robin Williams's legendary stand up "Live on Broadway"
"Isn't it strange when Donald Rumsfeld gets up and is like "I don't know when...I don't know how...but something bad is going to happen to this country..." What is this? The central intuitive agency? What do they have Miss Cleo in the pentagon? "ohhh nana babeh... I see da weapons of mass destruction!"
Jesus, even miss Cleo could have told Bush that there weren't any WMDs in Iraq when we invaded.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-03-2008, 23:18
We are wasting our psychic personnel on services like telling us our lucky numbers and if relatives are cheating on eachother or when to hold a wedding. Ridiculous crap.
You know what is a better use of these psychic talents? Psychic Pizza Delivery.
They just show up at your door with your order at the appropriate time and deliver your order just as you decide you want one. I'd pay a little extra for psychic pizza delivery. You would think they'd know that. :confused:
:)
Call to power
10-03-2008, 23:23
yeah but the Psychic pizza delivery will still stop at 11 about the same time everyone is stoned off their faces :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
10-03-2008, 23:47
There's a good question you can ask if someone claims to be a psychic.
"So you're psychic eh? So what do i want to find out then?".
READ THE THREAD YOU LAZY SO AND SO'S, arg what's the point of thinking you're really witty if no-one says you are?
EDIT: YAR My thread, moo ha ha.
Don't believe what that other guy says! whatever you do! he's lying!
*legs it with thread*
*gives back thread*
Mad Hatters, you need help. You are a threadjacker. This is a serious condition that needs treatment. LG, do something!!
Dalmatia Cisalpina
11-03-2008, 00:11
Psychic Pizza Delivery.
LG, you are unquestionably a god.
We are wasting our psychic personnel on services like telling us our lucky numbers and if relatives are cheating on eachother or when to hold a wedding. Ridiculous crap.
You know what is a better use of these psychic talents? Psychic Pizza Delivery.
They just show up at your door with your order at the appropriate time and deliver your order just as you decide you want one. I'd pay a little extra for psychic pizza delivery. You would think they'd know that. :confused:
:)
They tried that once in Connecticut. They ended up the star of a crappy Julia Roberts movie. (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2185993216/tt0095690) They didn't care for it.
Call to power
11-03-2008, 00:35
this thread reminds me of something (http://www.viruscomix.com/page408.html)
Marrakech II
11-03-2008, 01:07
You know that may not be a bad business plan. Just drive around apartment complexes selling pizza. Right around dinner time just start knocking. I bet you could sell a fairly good amount of pizza that way.
Cosmopoles
11-03-2008, 01:24
Unfortunately, businesses that utilise psychic powers are extremely hard for non-psychics such as ourselves to develop because as soon as you come up with the idea some mind reading bastard has already stolen it.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-03-2008, 01:48
Unfortunately, businesses that utilise psychic powers are extremely hard for non-psychics such as ourselves to develop because as soon as you come up with the idea some mind reading bastard has already stolen it.
Well, nobody has knocked yet. :mad:
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-03-2008, 02:48
Well, nobody has knocked yet. :mad:
That's because, in addition to knowing when you will want a pizza, they know what kind of a tipper you are. Also, if you're going to answer the door wearing pants.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-03-2008, 02:59
That's because, in addition to knowing when you will want a pizza, they know what kind of a tipper you are. Also, if you're going to answer the door wearing pants.
I'm an excellent tipper!
...
...um...pants, huh? Hmm.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-03-2008, 03:06
...um...pants, huh? Hmm.
Yes, like this.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Fiddlebottoms/fat-shirtless-guy-eating-cheeseburg.jpg
You might want to get the fat guy out of them first, though.
Yes, like this.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Fiddlebottoms/fat-shirtless-guy-eating-cheeseburg.jpg
You might want to get the fat guy out of them first, though.
I think I would prefer to see the fat guy stay in his pants, please.
Troglobites
11-03-2008, 03:14
What about pizza delivery for psychics? (http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/snes/eb/images/clay/machpizza.gif)
Barringtonia
11-03-2008, 03:21
yeah but the Psychic pizza delivery will still stop at 11 about the same time everyone is stoned off their faces :p
You know that may not be a bad business plan. Just drive around apartment complexes selling pizza. Right around dinner time just start knocking. I bet you could sell a fairly good amount of pizza that way.
Cookie dude!
The idea would be to walk around university dorms at around 12.30am with pizzas, you'd make millions.
Wilgrove
11-03-2008, 03:53
I'm an excellent tipper!
...
...um...pants, huh? Hmm.
Also, they know that you have at least 500 pie traps on your front lawn alone.
Kirchensittenbach
11-03-2008, 04:24
LG doesnt need pants, he sits in his padded cell wearing an adult diaper so its easier for the nurses to help him go potty
:D