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Great, it's a cult following. And not even a good one.
My thread now. Bitches.

LG is his true identity. Kinda like Superman/Clark Kent. The one with super powers is the real one.

dude...you cannot compare Jim 'one act' Carey to LG.

seriously, who is this man that appears as if by magic, and has the special power to turn even the most serious debate into a laugh

Who is this man who has a Jim Carrey ability to come out with something so random and insane you cant help buy laugh your ass off at everything he types

I think He's got the MASK, like from the movie

Well Rubiconic, technically you cant even compare Jimcarey to anything, all hes doing is making a modern version of the spastic Bob Goldwait who played in the Police Academy movies

I compare the LG to the Mask

ahhh...ok somewhat tortuous but I grok it...

Here is a picture of LG as an adult.

http://hometown.aol.com/rufflife3628127/images/ugly%20girl.jpg

Well Rubiconic, technically you cant even compare Jimcarey to anything, all hes doing is making a modern version of the spastic Bob Goldwait who played in the Police Academy movies

I compare the LG to the Mask

I don't think LG is the Mask. The reason is simple. Every now and again, LG makes a serious, well thought out post. The Mask wouldn't do that.

I think LG is a crazy guy in a ward somewhere, with padded walls and that special self hugging white jacket.

:p

This whole thread could have been averted if only you checked the NS Player Information thread:

Lunatic Goofballs
Picture:
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IM Contacts:
Player Profile:
The Republic of Lunatic Goofballs
Real Name: Rick Rock
Age: 30
General Location: Connecticut, USA
General Political Affiliation [if any]: Liberal Republican
General Religious Affiliation [if any]: non-religious christian
Where Did You Find NationStates?: another online forum
Have you read any of Max Barry's books: no, sorry
Professional Goal: To abolish sexual deviation by making deviancy the norm.
How many hours a day do you watch TV?: Three hours ber ~week~
What is your favorite genre of music: Rock, Blues, and Jazz
Other information: My personal goal is for people to look back on my life and be astonished that I never used drugs.
Political Beliefs:

http://users.ca.astound.net/bdeal/halloween/2006/Halloween2006_Leprechaun.jpg

I always figured him to be part Mexican/wild boar since he has a fetish for tacos and mud.

I compare the LG to the Mask

Mask sucks ,LG dosen't

What do you mean, true identity? He's NSG's resident goofball, it's his job.

so, Gun, what youre saying is that LG is locked in a padded cell, and because of said jacket, he is using his toes to type his weird stuff?

so, Gun, what youre saying is that LG is locked in a padded cell, and because of said jacket, he is using his toes to type his weird stuff?

Knowing LG, that's not his toes he's using ;)

http://users.ca.astound.net/bdeal/halloween/2006/Halloween2006_Leprechaun.jpg

well, Jello has proven to be more fun than Agenda

and as for Cabra's post: Thank you, im sure ill lose sleep trying not to picture that image in my head, and if i do, i will still lose sleep

well, Jello has proven to be more fun than Agenda

What, so I don't get any credit for posting a link to the only known photo of LG? :p

http://img143.exs.cx/img143/6396/lunaticgoofballs0xt.jpg

*slips $5 into Agenda's pocket*

there, now behave :)

seriously, who is this man that appears as if by magic, and has the special power to turn even the most serious debate into a laugh

Who is this man who has a Jim Carrey ability to come out with something so random and insane you cant help buy laugh your ass off at everything he types

I think He's got the MASK, like from the movie


Perhaps LG is actually God.:eek: And because many think God is actually having a good laugh on our account, mayhpas that explains his hilarity. LG is God.:D

My true identity? How would you know if I was telling the truth? I could be a 60 year old acountant voted "Most Boring Human on Earth" six times running using NSG to live out the life he wish he had.

Or I could be Karl Rove ...using NSG to live out the life he wish he had. ;)

But it is far more likely that I'm actually a dissociative personality hiding in the head of a seemingly perfectly ordinary NSG poster and pulling a 'Tyler Durden' on him or her and all of you.

The bottom line is that over the last 4 years I posted here, describing my antics past and present. I got married. Had three children. Either I'm exactly who I seem to be, or I'm one hell of a good actor(and probably a bit nuts) to immerse myself into the 'LG' persona so completely. That being the case, you are left with either believing me at face value or admitting to yourself that you'll never figure out who I really am. So you might as well smile, nod and enjoy the show. :)

Maybe I'm Andy Kaufman

Perhaps LG is actually God.:eek: And because many think God is actually having a good laugh on our account, mayhpas that explains his hilarity. LG is God.:D

All I'll say on the subject is that if God is everything, the Alpha and the Omega and the epitome of everything good and worthwhile in the Universe, then He would have to have a tremendous sense of humor. Wouldn't he? :)

Immersing yourself too far into a different persona would border on schizophrenia

maybe that explains the insane humour

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Or LG is Loki, the god of mischief!!!

What, so I don't get any credit for posting a link to the only known photo of LG? :p

http://img143.exs.cx/img143/6396/lunaticgoofballs0xt.jpg

that cannot be LG, despite the mud. Why? he aint smiling.

Immersing yourself too far into a different persona would border on schizophrenia

maybe that explains the insane humour

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Or LG is Loki, the god of mischief!!!

There are actually several gods of mischief in several mythologies I'm partial to. I've always identified with Hermes personally. Though Coyote appeals too.

We won't even dignify the schizophrenia theory with a response. Will we? No we most certainly will not. :) :)

Rolling squid;13513839']that cannot be LG, despite the mud. Why? he aint smiling.

Of course I'm smiling! Look closer. ANd yes, that actually is me.

.......a 60 year old acountant voted "Most Boring Human on Earth"........Or I could be Karl Rove

Redundancy.

I don't like loosing the anonimity.

It destroys my illusions of you all being pretty people with cups of tea in bone china...

It destroys my illusions of you all being pretty people with cups of tea in bone china...

I resent that! :mad:

I like my tea iced with mint. :)

damn it i don't know what to say. LG is nice and friendly, end of. If i say any more i'll never stop, ever.

LG is the our court jester. He keeps us honest ... and laughing.

I don't like loosing the anonimity.

It destroys my illusions of you all being pretty people with cups of tea in bone china...

actually i just finished off the dregs of tea in my mug then i read your post. Quite scary really. ahh i usually drink Tea anyway even if it is at the wrong time of day. Then again i say fuck that, i'll drink caffiene late at night damn the consequences on my sleep i'm tired of hearing 'health advice' from the media, i'll care for my own body how i want.
I don't know about pretty, but that's a subjective idea so it's difficult to tell, from another persons perspective. bloody hell this thing makes you paranoid or what? (pardon my french)

oh goody, now Hatters is in here

now its a schizophrenia showdown in the AHDH-ok corral

oh goody, now Hatters is in here

now its a schizophrenia showdown in the AHDH-ok corral

YEEHAW!!! :)

oh goody, now Hatters is in here

now its a schizophrenia showdown in the AHDH-ok corral

hey i resent that, schizophrenia showdown! I haven't even be diagnosed with that yet.
*hand hovers above gun-belt*
And i don't have any attention deficit disorders. That i know of.
*other hand tries to carry the amount of books i'm supposed to be reading*
It's not fair i try to be balanced in my posts and i come off schizophrenic.
(hey the padding is coming off my wall i'll have to tell the......)
*grins benignly*

Maybe I'm Andy Kaufman

Here he comes to save the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Much like Coyote or perhpas Kanji (aka Raven), LG is the trickster here to enlighten (and if you don't believe that, check out the bottom line of my sig) through trickery, laughter and mania. Personally, I'd like to be more like LG.

*pushes Mad Hatters and Lunatic into a pool of water and hands them both taser guns*

*pushes Mad Hatters and Lunatic into a pool of water and hands them both taser guns*

*looks down at the water* Hey! There's no dirt in this mud! :(

All I'll say on the subject is that if God is everything, the Alpha and the Omega and the epitome of everything good and worthwhile in the Universe, then He would have to have a tremendous sense of humor. Wouldn't he? :)

Amen, brother!:)

well, its safer that way,...than having either of you turn perverted and start mud wrestling

*pushes Mad Hatters and Lunatic into a pool of water and hands them both taser guns*

*tries gun*
Hey this doesn't work! not that it would matter if it did, i'm naturally partially immune to the effects of electricity, as i have a very poor nervous system.
mind you i miss swimming, they were good times, i should go swimming more often.
*looks into the middle distance, cues emotional music and a soft breeze*

Immune to Electricity hmmm?

*looks at Lunatic* Well, looks like you cant use your Pikachu on Him

well, its safer that way,...than having either of you turn perverted and start mud wrestling

WOuldn't be the first ti.... er... I mean...

Good thinking. http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/disturbed.gif

Who is this man who has a Jim Carrey ability to come out with something so random and insane you cant help buy laugh your ass off at everything he types


Except LG is funny. So the comparison to Jim Carrey doesnt work.

Methinks he is the god of all Daleks.

This reminds me of that question from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... or the Tootsie Pop commercials.

Who exactly is LG? The world may never know. Of course, LG could always be a supercomputer at the center of the Earth silently mocking us each time he posts. Or he could be that face on the Moon, always fucking up Earth's oceans with his gravity.

Either way, LG, you're a mud monster in that photo. :p

LGs birthday is a numerical palindrome if written: Year. Month. Day

You need to omit the 0 in front of the day but still...

Spawn of the devil?

I think so.

This whole thread could have been averted if only you checked the NS Player Information thread:

His real name is Rick Rock? That's an awesome name!

His real name is Rick Rock? That's an awesome name!

Correction; that's the name we humans gave him. Because he...it? Is clearly not of this Earth! *sends Men in Black after Lunatic Goofballs*

LG, I hereby charge you with illegal immigration into Earth!

Correction; that's the name we humans gave him. Because he...it? Is clearly not of this Earth! *sends Men in Black after Lunatic Goofballs*

LG, I hereby charge you with illegal immigration into Earth!

:eek: LG IS AN ALIEN?!

Don't let him call his Mothership or they'll drop a huge pie on the White House!

maybe that supercomputer the americans made created a supervirus called LG, and now here he be, making us lol

:D
I bet LG is actually from a version of aliens like Independence Day, and hes being all nice and friendly to keep our minds off that his invasion force is coming to frigging kill us all


:)
we are all gonna frigging die
Have a nice day

Meh. Judging that the galaxy hasn't been pied yet; I'm judging he's the last one...

And he's slowly mating with our human women to produce some pretty fucked up human/alien inter-species hybrids! LG, you sick, sick bastard.

Correction; that's the name we humans gave him. Because he...it? Is clearly not of this Earth! *sends Men in Black after Lunatic Goofballs*

LG, I hereby charge you with illegal immigration into Earth!

I am above your silly human laws! :p

maybe that supercomputer the americans made created a supervirus called LG, and now here he be, making us lol

That would explain it!

:D
I bet LG is actually from a version of aliens like Independence Day, and hes being all nice and friendly to keep our minds off that his invasion force is coming to frigging kill us all


:)
we are all gonna frigging die
Have a nice day

His real name is Rick Rock? That's an awesome name!

Despite my desperate attempts to name my kids 'Plymouth', 'Sedimentary' and 'Moon', I was vetoed by wifey. :(

oh come on Vuhifellian,, you have to let him experiment and try the 'human' position in bed to see what its like

i mean, not many woman would complain about the tentacles

Meh. Judging that the galaxy hasn't been pied yet; I'm judging he's the last one...

And he's slowly mating with our human women to produce some pretty fucked up human/alien inter-species hybrids! LG, you sick, sick bastard.

Welcome to the Revolution! :D

Hey man, if LG has a daughter born with blue skin and bat wings, i'll wait the 18 years till shes old enough to hit on

http://members.tripod.com/~MadMagic/images/demona.gif

ahhh...ok somewhat tortuous but I grok it...

grok! lol:p. I grok this post in its fullness. This post and I are one. May you never be thirsty my water brother.

Hey man, if LG has a daughter born with blue skin and bat wings, i'll wait the 18 years till shes old enough to hit on

http://members.tripod.com/~MadMagic/images/demona.gif

Image hosted by tripod! That's an awesome pic!

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:p

LG is the our court jester. He keeps us honest ... and laughing.

He needs to learn psychology so he can keep us truthful to ourselves.

What, LG learn psychology?

The gears in his head are already grinding away at each other, and what youre suggesting is that he make his work normally and make ours grind themselves

What, LG learn psychology?

The gears in his head are already grinding away at each other, and what youre suggesting is that he make his work normally and make ours grind themselves

He could develop his own psychological thought, similar to how Frued has a psycholigical thought/philosophy.

Lunatic Goofballism!

He could develop his own psychological thought, similar to how Frued has a psycholigical thought/philosophy.

Lunatic Goofballism!

LMAO!:D

He could develop his own psychological thought, similar to how Frued has a psycholigical thought/philosophy.

Lunatic Goofballism!

I prefer: "The Goofballian Way". It has a poetic ring to it. :)

I prefer: "The Goofballian Way". It has a poetic ring to it. :)

The Goofballian Way and Society: An insightful plunge into the mind of a pioneer.
LOL!:D

It's like the poetry of angels!

The Key To finding You Inner Insanity:
A Book by Mad Hatters and Lunatic Goofball

The Key To finding You Inner Insanity:
A Book by Mad Hatters and Lunatic Goofball

And I'm pitching the front page of that book.:D
http://overcaffeinated.net/extras/insanity1280x1024.jpg

The Key To finding You Inner Insanity:
A Book by Mad Hatters and Lunatic Goofball

It's got to have lots of pictures in it, and throw in some ten commandments somewhere near the back for those who want the feeling of obedience.
I think one of the chapters could be titled: "In Soviet psychology insanity finds you!".
Actually i think that would be a really cool book, a book on insanity mind you we've got tough competition with those other books like;
"The bible a hobbits tale by Jesus Baggins" and "The second Gospel written by Roger Rabbit", and not forgetting "The return of the testament written by Moses".