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Any of you guys out there got some extra cash burning a hole in your pocket?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

If I had a spare forty large, I might enter the bidding.

Fortunately, I still have time to win the California Lottery this week, and that could help finance a winning bid :D

Yeah, let's fork over a whole lot of money to get the chance to meet some hot moron. :rolleyes:

Meh.

Edit: Let's do the time warp again.

Meh.

Edit: Let's do the time warp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdu7xoHU9DA) again.

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Any of you guys out there got some extra cash burning a hole in your pocket?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

If I had a spare forty large, I might enter the bidding.

Fortunately, I still have time to win the California Lottery this week, and that could help finance a winning bid :D

It would be nice to have that much money to give for such a good cause. I applaud those who are bidding, their hearts are in the right place. :)

Any of you guys out there got some extra cash burning a hole in your pocket?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

If I had a spare forty large, I might enter the bidding.

Fortunately, I still have time to win the California Lottery this week, and that could help finance a winning bid :D

I applaud those who are bidding, their hearts are in the right place. :)
Their crotch?

Their crotch?

Apparently according to Pelecanus that's where the heart is supposed to be.

Their crotch?

Why would you assume that? Just because she is pretty?

It is probably some old dowager with more money than god who likes the whole bid process. :p

Yeah, let's fork over a whole lot of money to get the chance to meet some hot moron. :rolleyes:

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You had that coming.

She looked so much better before all of that bullshit plastic surgery. Egads.

She looked so much better before all of that bullshit plastic surgery. Egads.



Like youd say no...

Like youd say no...

Oh, I'd go, but more for discussion than anything else. Her face is a real turnoff, to be honest.

But she seems intelligent, and I think a nice time could be had... If the pap is left out (an entourage, media following you around, etc.). And by "nice time", I mean it in a completely non-sexual way. Seriously, I'm the opposite of aroused when I see her photos.

Oh, I'd go, but more for discussion than anything else. Her face is a real turnoff, to be honest.



You know, there are positions to deal with her face being a turn off...


Either way, I think shes cute.

i can't imagine why i would want to meet this person. much less pay for the dubious priviledge.

That's what I'm thinking. I mean, sure she's famous, but she's just like anybody else... Paying for the opportunity to see a person is ridiculous in my mind.

That's what I'm thinking. I mean, sure she's famous, but she's just like anybody else... Paying for the opportunity to see a person is ridiculous in my mind.

Oh, I agree. Im just, you know, stating that shes hot...

You know, there are positions to deal with her face being a turn off...


Either way, I think shes cute.

True, but I'd still be thinking about the face regardless.

I agree... That she was, before all of the plastic surgery. I don't honestly believe that she needed more defined cheek bones, collagen in her lips, or a (horrid) new nose.

It's much the same as Tera Patrick's somewhat recent boob and face job. It just totally kills it.

i can't imagine why i would want to meet this person. much less pay for the dubious priviledge.

True, but I'd still be thinking about the face regardless.

I agree... That she was, before all of the plastic surgery. I don't honestly believe that she needed more defined cheek bones, collagen in her lips, or a (horrid) new nose.

It's much the same as Tera Patrick's somewhat recent boob and face job. It just totally kills it.

Tera Patrick had surgery?! :eek: SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!

Tera Patrick had surgery?! :eek: SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!

What, you didn't notice that brand-new nose and those (completely unnecessary) implants?

Yeah, let's fork over a whole lot of money to get the chance to meet some moron. :rolleyes:

Give a man a fish...teach a man to fish.

Oh, I'd go, but more for discussion than anything else. Her face is a real turnoff, to be honest.

But she seems intelligent, and I think a nice time could be had... If the pap is left out (an entourage, media following you around, etc.). And by "nice time", I mean it in a completely non-sexual way. Seriously, I'm the opposite of aroused when I see her photos.

I think she looks much better in the video on that page and I agree with you on the photo.

Since I am way to cheap to bid on anything...yea, it's much cheaper to knock out one of her entourage and dress in his clothes... I mean, if you really need to meet her.

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You had that coming.

True, think I'll go back and fix the post myself...

I think I'd rather just give the money to Oxfam.

Q: How long will the meet and greet last?
A: There is no set amount of time but it is estimated to be a brief visit due to Scarlett’s schedule that evening.

$36,300.00 is a hell of a lot of money for a 'brief visit'.

Q. Are travel and accommodations included?
A. Chauffeured car service to the premiere included. All other arrangements (including hotel, flight, additional ground transportation, etc.) are not included and are the responsibility of the winning bidder.

Really getting value for money...

The only way this would even remotelly be worth it would be if I got to bang her too.


But then again, just buying her drinks till shes hammered is much cheaper.

;)

Well, i was looking through this website and i found a quick and easy way to end poverty in Africa

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/cure.jpg

Well, i was looking through this website and i found a quick and easy way to end poverty in Africa

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/cure.jpg

You really are quite the bigot aren't you - jews are weeds, and kill the africans
*shakes head*

Well, i was looking through this website and i found a quick and easy way to end poverty in Africa

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/cure.jpg



Wow. Dude, dont you have a cross to light on fire or something?

On second thought, one cant nuke africa, i have many Afrikaan friends and i would hate to hurt their loved ones
They may be mad as the dutch with equally extreme personalities, but you have to love them

On second thought, one cant nuke africa, i have many Afrikaan friends and i would hate to hurt their loved ones
They may be mad as the dutch with equally extreme personalities, but you have to love them

So your only reason for deciding against nuking Africa is some whiteys would be killed too?

Well speaking professionally, from actual experience at work:

Blacks would be okay if i didnt have to arrest so many of them, or enforce other forms of legal powers on them for things they know are bad but they do them anyway,

maybe i would have a different opinion if they obeyed the law,
And before you get started on that issue - YES i have had to perform legal action against whites, but they tend to fear the uniform and the punishment i bring
And on a side note, you cant call me racist, the best comrades I have are asians - they have always been the most down-to-earth, honest and friendly people i have ever met and feel i can trust them with my life

Well speaking professionally, from actual experience at work:

Blacks would be okay if i didnt have to arrest so many of them, or enforce other forms of legal powers on them for things they know are bad but they do them anyway,

maybe i would have a different opinion if they obeyed the law,



Wow.


Here is your pillow case. Here is your cross. Here is your lighter fluid, some matches, oh and your complimentary swastika arm band.


Go nuts.



EDIT: I love you defense, by the way, "All blacks are criminals and dont respect me (Gee I wonder why?) and I hate those dirty niggers, but I cant be racist because I have asian friends!"

What a valid defense.

I suppose that's another way to get the wealthy people to give money to charity.
I have a better solution to poverty, start to add people into food, you know cannibalism just eat all those irritating celebrities, maybe some convicts and then have a lottery the person who doesn't have the right number wins, and doesn't get eaten by the others.
hmmm might be a tad unethical though, i mean what would they do with all those chickens in tiny cages? they would have no future like their parents, they'd be free we can't have that.
A whole host of recipies could be invented in restaraunts, it could be a new wonder!
"yes sir would you like the Britney Spears pie or would you prefer our special meat soup with alan partridge?"
lolz, only joking.

Well speaking professionally, from actual experience at work:

Blacks would be okay if i didnt have to arrest so many of them, or enforce other forms of legal powers on them for things they know are bad but they do them anyway,

maybe i would have a different opinion if they obeyed the law,
And before you get started on that issue - YES i have had to perform legal action against whites, but they tend to fear the uniform and the punishment i bring
And on a side note, you cant call me racist, the best comrades I have are asians - they have always been the most down-to-earth, honest and friendly people i have ever met and feel i can trust them with my life

What KOL said...
Wow.


Here is your pillow case. Here is your cross. Here is your lighter fluid, some matches, oh and your complimentary swastika arm band.


Go nuts.



EDIT: I love you defense, by the way, "All blacks are criminals and dont respect me (Gee I wonder why?) and I hate those dirty niggers, but I cant be racist because I have asian friends!"

What a valid defense.

Its not racism,
in my line of work its easier to be paranoid and expect the worst because it usually happens

i cateogorise into groups, and let individuals prove themselves to be outside the mainstrem, than to follow your ideal and treat them all as good until one stabs me in the back

with so much gang-related crime in my area, its better to suspect the guy dressed like a ganger is one, until he proves that he is actually a good guy with crap dress sense

On second thought, one cant nuke africa, i have many Afrikaan friends and i would hate to hurt their loved ones
They may be mad as the dutch with equally extreme personalities, but you have to love them

Tee-hee, look! It's a nazi making funny jokes. Everyone here is laughing at your exceptional cleverness. And we really are laughing with you, not at you.

Its not racism,
in my line of work its easier to be paranoid and expect the worst because it usually happens

i cateogorise into groups, and let individuals prove themselves to be outside the mainstrem, than to follow your ideal and treat them all as good until one stabs me in the back

with so much gang-related crime in my area, its better to suspect the guy dressed like a ganger is one, until he proves that he is actually a good guy with crap dress sense



See, you are why cops have a bad rep in America.


Again, "Im not racist, I just think all those dirty niggers are criminals!"

Buddy, I went to High School in a suburb of Chicago with plenty of gang problems there. The cops werent racist as a rule of thumb, and they did just fine. You can justify it however you want, but its still racism.

EDIT: Youre my new bitch pal. Finally, someone whos racism I can call out that nobody on this forum can defend.

Well speaking professionally, from actual experience at work:

Blacks would be okay if i didnt have to arrest so many of them, or enforce other forms of legal powers on them for things they know are bad but they do them anyway,

maybe i would have a different opinion if they obeyed the law,

So, you claim to be a racist policeman.

My troll alert is ringing.

Not because of the claim of racism - you certainly fit the bill in terms of ignorance and complete inability to see things rationally - but because of the idea that you actually have a job and work and pay taxes.

And on a side note, you cant call me racist, the best comrades I have are asians

My troll alert is ringing.

Again, not because this is a racist viewpoint - certainly it is and certainly people believe that kind of tripe - but because of the idea that you have "comrades" at all.

There are simply hard limits to suspension of disbelief. Limits you've crossed, kiddo!

Okay Liberty, if you really want something to spin on, heres this:

90% of the local drug dealers are white, and the corrupt cops refuse to do anything because of possibly this reason, or because i can only prove they are dealing Marijuana, and i would still have to problem buying an illegal firearm to do some in-house justice on them regardless of they being white

Okay Liberty, if you really want something to spin on, heres this:

90% of the local drug dealers are white, and the corrupt cops refuse to do anything because of possibly this reason, or because i can only prove they are dealing Marijuana, and i would still have to problem buying an illegal firearm to do some in-house justice on them regardless of they being white


I dont know what you are trying to say...90% of drug dealers are white, and you can prove theyre dealing pot, but you dont go after them? And I dont even know what the hell you mean with the illegal fire arm bit.


Tell us more about how the Jews control America.

Liberty, i personally dont care about america, in not american, thus i dont have to live with the BS going on over there, i have enough reason to have paranoia without living in a country where the government regards all its citizens as 'little playthings'
If i wanted that i'd discover time travel and go say Hi to Stalin

And about the illegal firearm thing, in myquest to enforce law, i'd have no trouble pulling the trigger on a drug dealer and not lose any sleep over it
Sad things these legal processes and paperwork which stop me

Its not racism,

Up is down!

in my line of work its easier to be paranoid and expect the worst because it usually happens

There is nothing about your "line of work" which necessitates racist trolling about Jews, blacks, Africa, Asians, etc etc on this site.

Unless of course your "line of work" is being an Internet troll. Is it? I bet you won't even respond to this post, instead you'll just post more offensive babble because you're not here to "respond," only to troll.

Go on, prove me wrong.

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That's good to see. After you pay $40 big ones for that broad, only fair that they package her up and post her to you free of charge.

I'd want to tell her how much 'Lost in Translation' sucked and ask for the 6RMB it cost me to buy it in Shenzhen back.

Liberty, i personally dont care about america, in not american, thus i dont have to live with the BS going on over there, i have enough reason to have paranoia without living in a country where the government regards all its citizens as 'little playthings'
If i wanted that i'd discover time travel and go say Hi to Stalin


I dont even know where this little nonsensical rant came from. Are you saying America sucks because I said cops around here dont have to be racist to get the job done?

And about the illegal firearm thing, in myquest to enforce law, i'd have no trouble pulling the trigger on a drug dealer and not lose any sleep over it
Sad things these legal processes and paperwork which stop me

Oooh ok I get it. Not only are you a cop who hates niggers, youre also a cop who would have no problem breaking the law hes supposed to up hold.

Hey Mad Hatter, if its Soylent green you want,...last i saw Christina Aguilera had some meat on her when she got pregnant

maybe you could roast her and save the world a big frigging headache of a celebrity, then have lindsay lohan for dessert

Hey Mad Hatter, if its Soylent green you want,...last i saw Christina Aguilera had some meat on her when she got pregnant

maybe you could roast her and save the world a big frigging headache of a celebrity, then have lindsay lohan for dessert

Misogynist too eh?

so let me get this straight,...youre pointing a finger at me for wanting to clean up some drug dealers using 9mm "spray and wipe",

should i actually be illegally confiscating their stash and selling it myself, as many american cops do?

oh OH i see it clearly now, just because Im not a liberal who gives in to every cry for special treatment, Liberty has painted a target on my forehead as "the great enemy"

so let me get this straight,...youre pointing a finger at me for wanting to clean up some drug dealers using 9mm "spray and wipe",

Well, your job is to arrest them.

should i actually be illegally confiscating their stash and selling it myself, as many american cops do?

Dont know any American cops who do that bud, and I come from a family of cops, lawyers, and judges. So I knows me a lot of Police Officers.

oh OH i see it clearly now, just because Im not a liberal who gives in to every cry for special treatment, Liberty has painted a target on my forehead as "the great enemy"



Oh my. I hope to stay on this forum for many days to come. You are going to be a blast. Like I said, now youre my bitch.


I could care less if you disagree with me. You just hate jews, blacks, and are advocating slaughtering women.


Racist? Check. Antisemite? Check. Misogynist? Check.

oh OH i see it clearly now, just because Im not a liberal who gives in to every cry for special treatment, Liberty has painted a target on my forehead as "the great enemy"

No, its because you're an ignorant (by your own admission) bigot.

so let me get this straight,...youre pointing a finger at me for wanting to clean up some drug dealers using 9mm "spray and wipe",

Oh, looks like you couldn't get it straight again. You get that a lot huh?

should i actually be illegally confiscating their stash and selling it myself, as many american cops do?

I think you should get a job and move out of the parent's house.

No liberty, being half Soviet, i learned along time ago that women are our equals

I just want whiney little ho's like Christina and Lindsay milking publicity for minor problems

[boo hoo, Paris Hilton had a couple weeks in jail, lets dedicate the next month of tv and newspaper to her]

oh the media of course, but wtf makes a whiney PoS like her so important

all the young celebrities of today do is re-hash the same crap the older celebs did years ago, but no young person bothers to remember

oh the media of course, but wtf makes a whiney PoS like her so important

all the young celebrities of today do is re-hash the same crap the older celebs did years ago, but no young person bothers to remember

lets dedicate the next month of tv and newspaper to her]Now is that Paris Hilton's fault or the media's?

you cant call me racist
I think you'll find that I can.
so let me get this straight,...youre pointing a finger at me for wanting to clean up some drug dealers using 9mm "spray and wipe",
Yes. The idea in most civilised countries is that the police arrest the criminals, not just kill them.

should i actually be illegally confiscating their stash and selling it myself, as many american cops do?
No, you should just be arresting them. Didn't they tell you that in training?
oh the media of course, but wtf makes a whiney PoS like her so important
The fact that people see her as such. If people stopped watching news stories about Paris, or buying magazines with articles about her then she'd stop being on the news and in magazines. Pretty simple.

all the young celebrities of today do is re-hash the same crap the older celebs did years ago, but no young person bothers to remember

How can young people remember things that happened before they were born, or when they were babies?

Well, hatter, all the constant re-hashing ends up making me an outside among those of my age today - im only 27 and at times i can sit back and talk to guys in their 40's and older because i know a bit about music from the 80's like Siouxsie and the Banshees

and the only current-day music i listen are original bands like Rammstein, Blutengel and others who make first-of-a-kind songs, and most of those my age around me ask : who are they?, or say :i havent heard their music!

the majority of those today cant seem to think outside the square they live in and try anything outside the re-hashing, so thats where the annoying rehasing gets popular and annoys me

please tell me the truth, that the sheep who rehash and the sheep who fuel it by buying into it, are a bit annoying

oh the media of course, but wtf makes a whiney PoS like her so important

all the young celebrities of today do is re-hash the same crap the older celebs did years ago, but no young person bothers to remember

I accept that celebrities are too numerous today and tend to talk about rubbish, but hasn't that always been the way with celebrity?
I mean everyone talks rubbish at some point, and gain enough media attention and eventually you'l catch the person doing something daft.

Yeah there are alot of muscial songs re-done over some are good some are bad, not all young people are into mainstream celebrities, and those that do? well they don't really like them, more a social acceptance to like a certain figure to fit in with other kids.
Of those that do like the special celebrities, well it's an indicator that old values have changed, there's always been change from the young which looks odd in the past to older generations.
I mean take Jazz music that used to be considered a rebel act to listen to, now it's quite sober compared to alot of types such as say metal, rock or even heavy metal. Tastes change.

Well, hatter, all the constant re-hashing ends up making me an outside among those of my age today - im only 27 and at times i can sit back and talk to guys in their 40's and older because i know a bit about music from the 80's like Siouxsie and the Banshees

and the only current-day music i listen are original bands like Rammstein, Blutengel and others who make first-of-a-kind songs, and most of those my age around me ask : who are they?, or say :i havent heard their music!

the majority of those today cant seem to think outside the square they live in and try anything outside the re-hashing, so thats where the annoying rehasing gets popular and annoys me

please tell me the truth, that the sheep who rehash and the sheep who fuel it by buying into it, are a bit annoying

Personally i try to avoid music that has been rehashed, but i can see why other kids buy it, it's part of their social environment so i mean sure it sounds really bad but you also got some really bad old music too.
Take for instance...ohhh i dunno elvis, i cringe every time i hear him sing, sure i know he's good but i can't stand his stuff, so cheesy.

Well yeah that's a problem with folks is they are hit hard by so much data, so much information that they fall into the trap of loving a celebrity who makes really bad music, they say something simple and easy to understand in a confusing world.

Again you could say no music is really origional, in fact no ideas now are origional they're just remakes of old ones.
But then again some of the stuff that comes out is so awful i wonder how some people can bear listening to some of that music (rap music is a wonderful example of how something so simple is loved by many young people, but from my point of view most of it is crap).

*makes a flag with Hatter's face on it and waves it around madly*

YAY a fellow anti-rap

OK, before this thread gets totally hijacked, the bid's up over $36K now. ;)

been bidding huh Mitanni?

you have to hate that damned Autobid so many people use to keep winning

been bidding huh Mitanni?

you have to hate that damned Autobid so many people use to keep winning

Naw, can't afford to bid (at least not yet :D ).

But I do hate Autobid.