NationStates Jolt Archive


This made me want to cry...

Zalanicia
06-03-2008, 23:49
The New York Times: "Picking Up Pieces, Gazans Debate Israeli Incursion" (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/06/world/middleeast/06gaza.html?pagewanted=2&ei=5088&en=0a778c2fd3ccedb1&ex=1362546000&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss)

What the hell is wrong with Hamas, Israel, and every other country in that part of the world? Does anybody even remember why there is fighting anymore?

And what could the UN possibly do to resolve this? Is anybody even doing anything?
Damor
07-03-2008, 10:27
What the hell is wrong with Hamas, Israel, and every other country in that part of the world? Does anybody even remember why there is fighting anymore?Too much sand; it gets into their shorts and causes irritation, next thing you know, people shoot each other.

And what could the UN possibly do to resolve this? Is anybody even doing anything?The US has a tendency to veto any resolutions made against Israel. So the UN just sits there muttering disapproval without actually doing anything effective.
Kirchensittenbach
07-03-2008, 18:15
Well in the classic way that Madonna being hebrew, spent a sad little $1500 to buy the torah and other jewish religious stuff for Brittany Spears to convert, only for Britts to say no, and Madonna went psycho about it

It follows as a larger case, that Israel is trying to convert the world to its religion, and is pissed that we wont give in and do it
Dyakovo
07-03-2008, 18:18
Well in the classic way that Madonna being hebrew, spent a sad little $1500 to buy the torah and other jewish religious stuff for Brittany Spears to convert, only for Britts to say no, and Madonna went psycho about it

It follows as a larger case, that Israel is trying to convert the world to its religion, and is pissed that we wont give in and do it

Wow, could you possibly tone down your bigotry?
The Secular Resistance
07-03-2008, 18:30
Israel is trying to convert the world to its religion

You do know most Israelis are secular, right?
Kirchensittenbach
07-03-2008, 18:33
well, i could believe that there are 'nice' jews out there - like the ones who dont see any reason to mark themselves out as a special group, and are just willing to settle down and live life like the rest of us

its the ones who preach their faith, and force themselves into our lives that we cant avoid it - especially when so many TV programmes on nowadays, from sitcoms to cartoons have a 70% hebrew cast or characters

one jew i'll never forget used to work at a hobby and craft store, and one day the main stockist in UK sent a batch of new models for the range - one model looked notoriously like it had a german military officer's cap.
some kid walked up and asked him if it looked like a german, and the jew had a hissy fit and walked off into the staff-only area to avoid the kid
Dukeburyshire
07-03-2008, 18:33
Well in the classic way that Madonna being hebrew, spent a sad little $1500 to buy the torah and other jewish religious stuff for Brittany Spears to convert, only for Britts to say no, and Madonna went psycho about it

It follows as a larger case, that Israel is trying to convert the world to its religion, and is pissed that we wont give in and do it

Just out of Interest, are you in the Nazi Party?

Seriously. That is crap. Ok, I know all but nothing about madonna et al, but I think they're not proper mainstream Jews.

Jews are nice people who want to do their thing quietly in the Land God Gave them, that's all. It's not like they want to annex the Whole of the Arab region.
Greater Trostia
07-03-2008, 18:34
Well in the classic way that Madonna being hebrew, spent a sad little $1500 to buy the torah and other jewish religious stuff for Brittany Spears to convert, only for Britts to say no, and Madonna went psycho about it

lol whut?

I must have missed that issue of Vogue.

It follows as a larger case, that Israel is trying to convert the world to its religion, and is pissed that we wont give in and do it

Yeah I can barely count how many times Israeli Jews have come to my door, called me up at dinner, or handed me pamphlets on the streets trying to get me to convert.
Kirchensittenbach
07-03-2008, 18:34
Well, Melphi, maybe since the old times when Brits were wandering around preaching their faith to the masses and going on holy wars

somewhere along the line since then they must have felt they in fact were god?
Knights of Liberty
07-03-2008, 18:37
since when is britian god?

Read his sig and you'll know you are going to regret asking that question.
Melphi
07-03-2008, 18:40
the Land God Gave them,

since when is britian god?
Knights of Liberty
07-03-2008, 18:42
Well in the classic way that Madonna being hebrew, spent a sad little $1500 to buy the torah and other jewish religious stuff for Brittany Spears to convert, only for Britts to say no, and Madonna went psycho about it

It follows as a larger case, that Israel is trying to convert the world to its religion, and is pissed that we wont give in and do it



I believe what you mean to say is:

Ist jetzt die Zeit für Rache! Wir müssen die Juden abschaffen!


As an aside, I dont think Jews trying to force conversions on people and demanding special treatment is the problem.
Hurdegaryp
07-03-2008, 18:59
Let's just agree that Kirchensittenbach is a sad little antisemite and call it a day, okay?
Dyakovo
07-03-2008, 19:02
Let's just agree that Kirchensittenbach is a sad little antisemite and call it a day, okay?

Not just anti-semite, I'd be willing to bet he's a card-carrying member of the KKK based on his posts in other threads.
Zilam
07-03-2008, 19:12
I agree with the anti-semitic troll. Jews ARE trying to convert the world to their religion, but only to make way for the reptilian overlords known collectively as the "Elders of Zion".
-puts on tinfoil hat-
Knights of Liberty
07-03-2008, 19:14
I must have been out of the loop for a while, what happened to our Illuminati overlords?

Sneaky Jews forced them to convert.
Hurdegaryp
07-03-2008, 19:19
I must have been out of the loop for a while, what happened to our Illuminati overlords?
Kamsaki-Myu
07-03-2008, 19:23
What the hell is wrong with Hamas, Israel, and every other country in that part of the world? Does anybody even remember why there is fighting anymore?
I can tell you exactly why there is fighting: It's because there is fighting. We live in a chain of vengeance, where people take up arms to protect themselves, their own select groups and their honour from others who are doing the same thing.

It's all a fucking sham. Nations, Religions, ideologies are all byproducts of, not causes of, the self-propagating retrovirus of war.
Kirchensittenbach
07-03-2008, 19:36
Kamsaki-Myu

--------- is the leading cause of --------


words to pick from:

Technology
War

Which word goes where?
Sumamba Buwhan
07-03-2008, 19:38
It's funny, I work sometimes for half price at a Jewish charity where the people there cuss up a storm - In a conversation about how different Jewish charities are fighting each other to be the biggest charity in town, a couple people who worked there have even told me that they are no fans of religion.
Kamsaki-Myu
07-03-2008, 19:57
Kamsaki-Myu

--------- is the leading cause of --------


words to pick from:

Technology
War

Which word goes where?
War goes in both or technology goes in both. Neither of the other two permutations are true, as the boom in computer technology in a time of peace and the existence of conflict when people did it with swords and spears should indicate.
Athenys Pallas
11-03-2008, 05:12
It follows as a larger case, that Israel is trying to convert the world to its religion, and is pissed that we wont give in and do it

I'm going to take a wild guess here and say you really have no idea what the Jewish Faith is about since as a whole we've got pretty much no reason to want to convert anyone, let alone want the whole world to convert.

But I'll ask just cause I like to hear about things like this. What in the world made you think that they want to convert the world to their religion?
Greater Trostia
11-03-2008, 07:17
I'm going to take a wild guess here and say you really have no idea what the Jewish Faith is about since as a whole we've got pretty much no reason to want to convert anyone, let alone want the whole world to convert.

But I'll ask just cause I like to hear about things like this. What in the world made you think that they want to convert the world to their religion?

I'm curious too. I made a sarcastic comment about how so many Jews come to my door and call me on the phone trying to convert me, but I guess it went right over him.
Tavrael
11-03-2008, 07:26
I'm curious too. I made a sarcastic comment about how so many Jews come to my door and call me on the phone trying to convert me, but I guess it went right over him.

I got it. I thought it was quite funny. I live in Bible Belt, and people always try and get me to go to church even though I tell them that I believe in Christ and God but I just don't like church. They don't listen. And the day the Jehovah’s Witnesses come around:headbang:

Also, so as I'm not completly off topic: I must agree with the person who said the reason for the fighting was the sand. Sand in your pants in very annoying, and if someone comes up and is an ass to you when you have sand in your pants and probably your crack, you might just want to kill them. And somewhere along the way somebody did kill somebody, and then their friends killed him back and so on and so forth and then you have modern Asia Minior and modern Africa. (Though in Africa sometimes it was jock itch caused by high humidity.) And I'm only being partilly satirical, which is really sad.