Terrorists!
Sanmartin
01-03-2008, 04:40
Yes, they don't look like us. They don't speak our language.
And they can just fly over our borders at will!
Hell, they aren't even atheists or Christians!
http://www.chicoer.com/news/ci_8401578?source=rv
looks like that goose almost got cooked.
I wonder if it chases after park goers for handouts...
Call to power
01-03-2008, 18:11
The goose began chasing the dog, which Tambe said sprinted down the street, then began running back toward her, with the bird in close pursuit.
Tambe said she and the dog ran behind a gate and slammed it shut.
Minutes later, Tambe said she found the goose in her garage. When she went to the front door, she saw the goose coming up the walkway toward her.
and they say humans are the top of the food chain :D
Cannot think of a name
01-03-2008, 18:27
I've known this for a while. Geese a jerks. At the park in my hometown the geese would terrorize everyone. They wouldn't wait for picnicers to give out handouts, they'd just shove in and take what they wanted. They were noted for knocking kids over, especially ones who had naively appeared with a bag of bread.
The only bigger jerks in the park were the peacocks, total fucking dicks. They'd peck the hell out of you just for kicks.
I've known this for a while. Geese a jerks. At the park in my hometown the geese would terrorize everyone. They wouldn't wait for picnicers to give out handouts, they'd just shove in and take what they wanted. They were noted for knocking kids over, especially ones who had naively appeared with a bag of bread.
The only bigger jerks in the park were the peacocks, total fucking dicks. They'd peck the hell out of you just for kicks.
... tonight on 'Birds Gone Wild!" :p
Mad hatters in jeans
01-03-2008, 19:50
i'm not too keen on geese as i got bitten by one as a kid, but that might have been because i kept running at them and screaming, but that's a minor detail.:)
Celtlund II
01-03-2008, 19:57
I think geese were made to be eaten. I'm sure that the problem of goose terrorism could be solved by the judicious use of shotguns, and we could stuff them into ovens and then eat them.
We tried roast goose once for Christmas. We didn't like it :( but I understand some people do.
Sanmartin
01-03-2008, 19:58
I think geese were made to be eaten. I'm sure that the problem of goose terrorism could be solved by the judicious use of shotguns, and we could stuff them into ovens and then eat them.
Sanmartin
01-03-2008, 21:10
We tried roast goose once for Christmas. We didn't like it :( but I understand some people do.
Everyone must do their part to eliminate goose terror!
Anarchy works
01-03-2008, 21:13
um, what the fuck?
this thread is about geese and peacocks, not terrorists. nice thread, I am going to sue you for false advertising
*calls lawyer* :upyours:
Hydesland
01-03-2008, 21:15
um, what the fuck?
this thread is about geese and peacocks, not terrorists.
Where did you get that idea from?
The only bigger jerks in the park were the peacocks, total fucking dicks.
Yes, their name would suggest that =P
I'm a huge animal lover, but if that goose was trying to hurt someone or one of my pets or something I'd kick that thing's ass straight back to whatever pond in Hell it crawled out of.
um, what the fuck?
this thread is about geese and peacocks, not terrorists. nice thread, I am going to sue you for false advertising
I know why you're mad, you were expecting it to be about your 'beloved' scumbags, the IRA.